Calls For Cthulhu - Episode 6

[MegaFafnir]

"When they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, it's all CRAP!" XD

[damnarae]

PH'nglui mglw'nafh Ringo fhtagn!

[ShoggothLord]

'Hey, you say potato I say the wailing of the innocents.'

[TuckerD92]

nice reference to Clark Ashton Smith. well played sir, well played

[Musashi003]

Of course his number is fake. It even says "Do not call" when it appears.

Fucking scientologists how do they work?

[Reba160]

cthulhu your number is fake and gay 

[Malkazar1000]

my god you are so hilarious. "where can I find a girlfriend?" "at a funeral. wait, no, not like that!"

[moses4evar]

I know Tom Forsythe... my dad works with him lol

[tito9090]

i know that its been 3 years since this episode came out but i have to say two thinks:

1- The cutest and smartest idea ever, the show is great and fun to watch.

2- 13 scientologiest watched the whole video.

[furknee06]

Um idk the episodes are getting stale but I totally love the rapid fire round at the end

[thatdude1997]

he got greener

[TV4EVER69]

CTHULHU SAVE ME

FROM CRUISE, TRAVOLTA,

AND...SEAN "P.DIDDY" COMBS!!!

[MightyReign]

Dear mighty lord Cthulhu,

I must say what is your opinion on HP lovecraft writing about you are you just born from lovecraft's stories or are you just a figment of our imagination?

I bask in your greatness,MightyReign

[Geared10k]

Dear Cthulhu,

All this talk about 2012 being the end is going on. Do you think that this is true? Thanks!

-geared10k

[AustinWorthington]

Sweet! Jehovah's got another book coming out .... Hope it's not as disappointing as the Book of Mormon ....

[CORPSERAPEGLITTER]

this is excellent :)

i <3 cthulhu

[HazMatMedia]

"What happened to the Frankenstein Monster?"

"He made a movie called The Inconvenient Truth."

XD

[Zellig]

Cthulhu would kick Xenus ass in a milisecond. He wouldn't even devour him because he tastes that rancid.

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

It's sad you need to make a stupid disclaimer...

Why don't you just have cthulhu SWALLOW THEIR SOULS!?

[GeneralThornton]

@ThePhantomSafetyPin

I agree.

[murloc333]

omg he hs a skullthrown

[andmarikis]

Scientology Blews.

[setsunavamp]

lol

what happens in vegas stays in vegas!!!

[roman11777]

"Hey, you say potato i say the wailing of the innocent"

[TheMesh]

A Quick Draw Segment, Metal and Xenu - how almigthy :)

My Soul shall be devoted to the great Cthulhu!

[jaknife99]

cthulhu is metal, remember that instrumental by cliff burton

awesome

[CAMdarkangel]

Hey, are you Stupid? please, search in Google why Cliff wrote that song, and stop saying ignorant things like that...

[KmKGreyhat]

Just tuning in to say I love the show!

Big Lovecraft fan, always will be, and I'm quite entertained by this show. Keep it up.

[festis1313]

ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[jaythewicked]

This guy is great!

He reminds me alot of ALF for some reason. Was he any inspiration to your brand of comedy, great Cthulu?

[BrandG]

I'll admit, there is a bit of that gruff tone to the voice. And, of course, the whole show puts a human face on an unknown monster, so there's a few parallels. Never really thought about it before, though.

[Fussino]

OMFG I loved the Frankenstein's Monster Joke :D Al Gore! I knew it!

[StrawProduction]

Anon approves.

[DanDood11]

Haha Xenu is a retard XD

[OrinDac]

Most scientologists can hang on acid barbed wire. They aren't even good enough to be devoured by Cthulhu

[R055HP]

You can't devour a soul that has already been consumed by L. Ron Hubbard.

[Muzozavr]

QUICK DRAW SEGMENT!!!

[TheHolySpartan47]

Ha! Clark Aston Smith. I get it. You should have August Dereleth call in too, and have Cthulhu chew him out for putting so many religious themes into Lovecraft's mythos.

[Thargh]

QUICK DRAW SEGMENT!!!

[cthulhuforpresident1]

cthulhu is a great book and this is hilarious

[PseudoHuman16]

QUICK DRAW SEGMENT!

What happened to the Frankenstein monster?

He made a movie called the inconvenient truth!

HAHAHA XD

[spedcentral]

ha suck it scientology!

[Icharys]

"Face it, Lovecraft was wrighting about me while Hubbard was still in short pants."

I rarely root for an extradimensional alien being that intends to wipe out humanity in an engorged feast of madness induced slaughter...but I give Cthulhu the win over Xenu.

[XXL2oo]

Do we ever see "Tim"

[wormlock88]

that xenu is not lovecraftian

[BrandG]

True, but I believe that Hubbard ripped off Lovecraft when he invented Xenu, so I thought it was fitting tribute to have him included on the show. And if I can get just one Scientologist cultist to realize that their mythos is based on a penny dreadful ripoff, then it's all worth it.

[LysergicWonderland]

Amen to that!

[FroggyFix]

The square root of -1 is i. It's fun cause it's imaginary.

[Badgebo]

Bless my thetan.. L. Ron Hubbard went to the cupboard..

[cryotimber]

And three, I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! lol!!

[VeltroiVFurion]

We need more!

[alwaysmaggot]

can i go home now?

can i go with you?

lol!

[zenki01]

PWND!!

[zoetherebel]

I wish I had the power to swallow peoples souls!

Cthulhu

-=*=-

Satan

2008

[MoriKAshi]

Quick draw segment!

[Afterburnzz]

And three:I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!

[MawnU]

ROLF LMAO!!!

[PeeingMyOwnBlood]

I think he needs a hug.

[Axe516]

i'a cthulhu i'a dagon i'a hydra

[attackers5]

IA!IA!CTHULHU F'THAGN!

[quickblast18]

yo Cthulhu u seet i wish i had u powers

[hell454]

guardian of the elder gods...so does that mean that hes the guardian of raiden?

[Leezus]

Scientology fuckin sux! fuck Tom Cruise, ALL HAIL CTHULHU!!! May he swallow our souls!

[SgtHydra]

YESH!

And may the Flying Spagetti Monster join him in his soul feast/orgy.

[angrydead]

Hail my dark master Cthulhu, fuck Tom cruise!

[Tristan129]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn.

I'A DAGON! I'A CTHULHU!

[BoxOfPeopleInc]

Say that 8 times fast?

[DoomRabbit1]

you need to make more!

[zzajlatem9501]

zi dingir anna kanpa!

zi dingir kia kanpa!

how much for the puppet?

[abduscias]

I love these episodes!!!

Ia Ia Cthulhu Ftagan!!

[RedneckYachtClubber]

i'll now invest in "I went to R'lyeh and all i got was my soul swallowed"

[terrorblades]

EPIC WIN! Epic win abote Xeno!

And sharkboy85 i agree to 150%!

[Velocian]

Best.blog.ever.

[Pazuzu4All]

I nearly chocked on the pizza I was eating when that Elvis Cthulhu picture came up. So fucking funny.

[davidbecker5]

go to red yek

[Drem0raL0rd]

Fitzosu is just another romanian, don't mind him :)

[DarkReaper1994]

Scientology has to be the biggest excuse for a religion ever made.

[themusicalotaku]

@ Fitzosu89: You're a Scientologist, aren't you?

Hey Cthulhu, I need you to talk to Dagon for me. I loaned that guy $50 almost a year ago and he never paid me back. Thanks.

[Shockwave91012]

Yeah. Dagon is merely CThulhu's high priest, Cthulhu will simply order him.

[davidbecker5]

y do u watch it then dumbass.

[GreenLanternofEarth6]

"Let's face it. Lovecraft was writing about me when Hubbard was stil lwearing short pants."

[donstuie]

Chthulhu, are you still on speaking terms with Azathoth? Seems a bit of a shame that "the blind idiot God" is free to go about his day while you're stuck at the bottom of the ocean watching fish faeces float past your window.

[tooXmuchXtooXyoung]

Hmmm... So Cthulhu, why didnt you just eat everybody before yer nap? are you just that lazy?

[Zeldafan114]

lol, nice episode! But...I don't remember hearing Cthulhu ate souls. But then again, I still have to read Call of Cthulhu...

I only saw the movie. :(

[Kurtallica]

a decent version of the necronomicon is also helpful

[MC0Mijado]

Great Cthulhu can you aswer this question?

Are cats evil , they are just mad or what?

[BrandG]

Kittens are all that is bright, shining, happy and playful. However, about the time they get their first hairball, something is burned out of them and makes them hate with a disdain that can only be compared to a predator or assassin. While not actually evil, an adult cat would be just as happy with you rolling over and dying as it would be with you petting it.

[HarbingerOfBattle]

By Odin, Huberd DID ripoff Lovecraft! I hate Sciontology now more than ever!

[sharkboy85]

Cthulhu's a better god than that bitch xenu will ever be!

[kingprout1blackops]

"He made a movie called 'The Inconvenient Truth'."

laughed out a lung on that one

[Vosk21]

god I love when he goes. " I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"

[Pardan]

I doubt it would offend Lovecraft. Given that he played "Kill my character" with his fellow writers (Robert Bloch, for example), I'd say he definitely had a sense of humour.

[SpavnOvHel]

To be honest, I can't even guess at what you see when you watch this show.

As it is, I'm only a semi-corporeal psychological projection onto this plane of existence trapped in a city conceived in hate and built in madness made of a non-Euclidean geometry the likes of which can not be conceived of by any mind grasping at sanity.

[Pandaswiz]

well then leave the people that watch it, cause they have a sense of humour unlike you

[cthulhlu]

odd thing is, cthulhlu isnt an old one.

the only old one really discribed in the books is yog-sothoth.

[valmontdracul]

Umm... what?  Cthulhu is a "Great Old One." Yog-Sothoth is an "Outer God." There's a difference.

[raincoaster]

No, y'all got that wrong.

[raincoaster]

Have you READ the books? Read them again.

[Kazifide]

ven though this just insults H.P. Lovecraft's books its freakin awsome.

[cthulhlu]

i dont think it offends h.p lovecraft, i feel it uses his charecters (wich are probably the most realistic depictons of gods ive ever seen) to gently mock the little insanitys of ever day life :)

[Kazifide]

if you wouldnt caus me to go mad just by looking at you i would hug you =D

[Curttehmurt]

take that Xenu

[shadow0123456]

i have never seen a show as good as this keep up the good work oh yeah and "CTHULHLU WILL SWALLOW UR SOUL"lmfao

[lokuzzz]

hahaha

i just love the "calls for cthulhu" series

5 stars

:D

[dragonlorder]

AWESOME! XDD

[Notcoldsoup]

this is just awesome!

[faithless4ever]

first of all, it's not a spam. it's so scary because it really works. if you're reading this - taht means that one day CTHULHU WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!

[castripode]

awante chtulhu!! XD

[Masek17]

finaly new episode! :D

[voidnothing]

QUICK

DRAW

SEEEEEGMENT!!!!!!

Yayuh. Tim, you are awesome.

[cthulhlu]

you know, cthulhlu isnt an old one, but he is kinda like buddha if he was 1000 ft tall and made of goo..

[zikten]

lol xenu sounds like a character on Venture Brothers. The midget doctor guy.

[ikfb661]

I was thinking the same thing.

[ikfb661]

This was the best one yet.

[sepillo]

I Want Rapid Fire Rouund and Four Second Frenezy :((((

[gyrick1]

Finally! I've been checking the web site for this episode for weeks! It did not disappoint! Great stuff, and a hilarious exchange with Xenu, lol! Keep the fun coming!

[siefertma]

"Lovecraft was writing about me when Hubbard was still in short pants!"

[Rbabaganosh]

cthulu should we legalize marijuana?

[diogeneslaertius666]

fucking brilliant

[Guentzel]

The Sexy Cthulu girl is hawt!

[Painofheart]

great episode! really!

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL! The web site xenu dot net covers all this Scientology crime syndicate bullshit sold to the rubes.

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL! Lord Xenu is enslaving us all and I don't care.

[MisterB777]

Awesome episode! Thanks!

[Butterflygrrl]

Hilarious!!!

[asi0asi]

Fantastic as always.

I still can't stop laughing.

[msboku]

LOL! Loved the show!

[hadderakk]

Awesome ^ N !

Xenu [a.k.a. "GimmeYourMoney"] (btw, horrific animation !) sucks so much that he should be a permanent commentator, y'know...Colbert style! (He actually looks like Colbert though!)

Keep the fun flowin' 'n' da peeps moaning (TM)

[BrandG]

Heh. Oddly, the guy who played Xenu is not the same one who did the "GimmieYourMoney". That was Steve Ogden with a horrible lisp. =)

And I know the animation on Xenu is awful, but I was going for a "Thunderbirds" kind of animation. Just bad enough to be funny.

And yeah, we're thinking about maybe having Xenu come back as a kind of Ed McMahon, or something.

Thanks for watching!

[DrFranktheLucheDore]

Maybe you could have them do a duet, like: Ebony and Ivory...Elder Gods jus wanna have fun (per Cindi Lauper)...Sweet dreams by the Eurthymics...Then go into a tap dance routine with background music by Thomas Dolby (SHe blinded me with Scientology)?

I also enjoyed the pics...sexy cthulhu was anything butt (and no I didn't misspell it).

[nanomouse]

Dear cthulhu since the disappearance of Mr. Deity I have been feeling a nameless terror. I thought it was an unstoppable shambling madness or something I ate. But now that I know it is just a sign of the return I feel much better. PS. If you choose to re release the Necronomican could you please use recycled human skin we all should do our part. Think globally act eternally.

[DrFranktheLucheDore]

I agree, and just how do you power that light that comes on from below when you do your soul swallowing rant? Is it a flourescent, or an energy wasteful incadescent?

[BrandG]

Myself, I always pictured that light as a mystical energy field coming from deep inside him, like E.T.s chest light. Either that, or it's like a boy scout with a flashlight, telling scary stories by the campfire.

[YoNiggerMobile]

Второйнах!

[RarendtheBlack]

Horray!! Calls episode 6!!