How I would want to Die

[lonewolfpsg1]

"I don't want to die of lung cancer *drag-puff*" As a smoker I love that. I talk about quitting while I'm smoking all the time.

[budsmokersonly2008]

I don't want to die of lung cancer *hits cigarette* hahah

[drummer80005]

Its been said before and it would be the greatest to cum and go in one blast of an orgasam with a hot chick

[mandazeepanda]

"he's like an old rubber tire" LOL

[GypsC]

you're like terence mckenna, hes a philosopher on psychedelics, look him up and listen to what he has to say about DMT...idk what the hell you were experiencing haha

[JeNnOthebassplayer50]

your certainly die from cancer

[666GrizzlyBeast]

dieing in an even fight would seem like a good way to die. would rather have a chance

[Dmallon1949]

"i dont want lung cancer"....(takes a huge puff of his cigaret)....hahah

[orpheusgreece]

Well said dude!

[dirty1smelly1turban]

"what im afraid of, is the suffering. like, i dont want to die of lung cancer" *takes long drag from cigarette* lol thats hilarious

[edwardthecreator]

when he said "until ya hit the fuckin pavement" i started laughing my ass off

[Argentinafutbol4life]

I don't want to die of lung cancer"Big ass cirgarette puff" -_-

[libertyofcreativity]

Overdose on heroin for sure, no pain, only warmth.

[djeeedah]

with 50 hits of LSD u would probably get lost in the aeroplane XD

[ArtofMetal22]

my grandparents are alive and very old too lol

[Froggatt]

I'd like to have a stroke in public but die instantly with my pants round my ankles and a 19 inch black dildo stuck up my ass.

[MakeAGameWithMe]

@Froggatt i thought i was the only one

[firemachima]

so you think there was a guy called jesus but then over the years the stories about him became massively abstracted

[Madogg206]

Mane Yall God Is Real Bruh You Can Live Through Anything If Magic Made It

[Cosmicweave]

Um....lol i have a friend that was struck by lightning while hiking in Colorado. He walked all the way down the mountain by himself. He didnt die. He is now crippled, you might wanna rethink the lightning thing.

[j0cdc]

U are fucking high dude, just like me atm.

[3chrds]

@j0cdc

just like me ass-to-mouth

[fiscornioman]

You made my day man.

Thanks.

[shadowflame900]

You kinda look like James Hetfield, (no offense).

[eldavido761]

i can picture it now: an 80yr old guy tripping on LSD skydiving out of an airplane to his death lol

[eldavido761]

like, I don't wanna die of lung cancer *takes hit of cig* lol

[arowerlikenoother]

KOREATNAM! so funny :D

[oMisFiTx]

Dude thats a real Irishman ;) Smoking and drinking forEVER!! :P I love being Irish. Like, just as I couldn't love and agree with you more, You come out with "I'm Irish" Dude, I fuckin love you ;)

[stnabena15]

mother fucker drank and smoked for 40 years <3

[MrPothead181]

I dont want to die from lung cancer .... takes a smoke lol

[machine7elves]

aldous huxley had a fucking awesome death

[arowerlikenoother]

@machine7elves yeah dude ...

[2Psytex2]

how i want to die? i want to die of a drug overdose after ive been put on a elderly home, shit, those things are fucking horrible here in norway, all you do is just fucking stare into the wall, man when i get that old ill fucking be halusinating every fucking time possible and ill be high all the time, and if im fucking sick and tired of life, ill find some kick ass psychodelic and fucking take a overdose!

but then again, ill probably just sit down and play video games til i die!

[belgianmonkeylover]

U naild the exact way how would want to die but i would also before i would do that i would take a shit in Justin bieber his mailbox

[e115x525]

koreatnam

[shinobitech13]

i wanna die in an epic battle. Thats the only way i will die happily. VALHALLA!!!! lol

[fergaburga2009]

i love these videos

[thedon420333]

I wanna die for a cause as corny as that's sounds. Like saving someones life.

[GLGFSMD]

So you dont like pain and your a satanist? bro, burning would be a great way. just tie urself to a cross and burn urself brah?

[GLGFSMD]

must have got made fun of at church with his mommy lol

[TheSoothSayer24]

I would wanna choke on a lego

[candyazz28]

I like him.

[crypticBhann]

hahahahaha!!!! "that fucker just won't die". hahaha, your so funny dude.

[fucksalt97]

Suicide is how i want to go. If i want to die i want to do it myself...

[TheEveryhingGuy]

so are you a satanist or an atheist?

[davidandrew2391]

KORIETNAM!!! twice as bad ass as both wars combined...

[TheHamburgersheriff]

i believe in an afterlife. i consider myself a heretic. i respect your choice of nonreligion since i dont know what youve experienced. but a couple days ago i had this thought about how much it would suck to live eternally even if its heaven. mean you must get bored of everything eventually.

[ttoowweelliieeh]

@TheHamburgersheriff eh ok, would your spirit go to heaven ? and you can hang out up there ? with ya dead grandpa ? and you can talk, move around, eat, take a piss and go watch a baseball game ? sooo it neva crossed ya mind that that doesnt make any sense at all ? think of it like this, imagine you plug out your computer, and it stopsssssssss, thats exactly how your life gonna end when it happens

[eestivanquisher]

rofled @ the lung cancer part, even though theres nothing funny about lung cancer

[alexvanlord2]

My last grandpa died last year, passing away at the age of 69. Now, I'm not sure how I'd want to go, but on my tombstone I want "Piss on my grave, I fuckin dare ya".

[heavytom89]

i want a slow painfull death so death will be like an orgasm lol

[bloodyxscar]

lol i love your like "i dont wanna die of lung cancer...." *hits cig then laughs* but ive always had the idea that when you die youll recreate a world in your head

[bloodyxscar]

lol i love your like "i dont wanna die of lung cancer...." *hits cig then laughs*

[NapPpkkins147]

paulmalls huh, so you got bingo on wensdays haha love your vids man

[ragefanaddict]

Any scenario where i can scream "THERES TOO MANY OF THEM!!!!" with my last breath

[NiwdogRolyat]

@ragefanaddict dicks in you're ass? lol jk bro

[xfinestpredatorx]

my mom has lung cancer. :(

[ILikeFood0460]

"koreat-nam", i laughed out loud. Good video, keep posting!

[YepImBisexual]

The idea, jumping outta plane, no parachute? Same.

It's not that I fear death, I just want to know when its gonna happen, like a bullet to the back of the head? Nah, rather in the face so I know its happening, make my peace, stare into his eyes and probably a fast cross for satisfactory reasons haha

Also I want a target to land on when I jump out, no point letting 13 stone of meat going to waste, right?

[woodcockx]

"I don't wanna die of lung cancer" *long intake of smoke* ........

Hahaha that was great :)

[encouragetheaction]

Koreatnam lol

[if1ookscouldkill]

eh im joining the Marines and im a realist, im not exactly making plans for when i come back. i plan on taking a bunch of son of a bitches out with me cuase aint no one living to boast about killing me.

[summercool3]

Morphine OD would be how I'd commit suicide. Painless and you die while you're unconscious.

I just put I'd want to die of old age, but I just changed my mind. I don't want to get to the point where I can't even get up to pee. Being old is horrible. The thought of how I'll die creeps me out too much to think about.

[jegz55]

i hate you man, ive been trying to do my homework for like an hour but i cant stop watching your vids -_-

[ScheissAufNicks]

0:49 "I don't wanna die of lung cancer" *takes a deep pull on the cigarette*

seriously: your sarcasm is awesome !

[Polaf3456]

The way I want to die... A cocktail Of all the drugs known to man.

[Lobodomy69]

i wanna get insanely fucked up on a variety of drugs and walk through traffic.

[Ricci106]

your stuff is absolute gold dude. love your stuff.

[boogersonsteve]

lol facts

[sweetfantasy33]

Everybody wants to die quick unless you are a masochist. I like this video, it`s something I have thought about too. Most people would take sleeping pills but what they don`t know is that it`s a horrible death because you get cramps and all kinds of horrid stuff. If you slit your wrists in hot water you won`t feel much pain and will bleed to death quickly. Most people forget to slit them vertically though. Just telling what I know about this topic, no encouragement intended!!

[cooldude3001]

50 hits of acid and jumping out of a plane without a parachute? Damnnn thats fucking intense just thinking about how that would feel, mann

[ericryanmcgehee]

koreatnam!! - youre the man dude!

[Chaingangboy89]

i´m a mma fighter so i wanna die in the cage

[loosifur]

i think satan is a lifeforce that is beyond human understanding something that drives us to be something that is better then just normal stupid people oh yeah what i like about death is we don't remember it just like being born

[TheFloydsta]

Id smash a vial of hoffman delysid50 (liquid) right into my forehead and jump off a airplane

[BlurryAudio]

think how terrifying itd be to get eaten by a crocodile. just chillin then something grabs you and pulls you the fuck around. shit man.

[rockwarlock]

"i dont want to die of lung cancer" (takes puff a cigga)

[m95eye]

YOURE THE MAN !!

[MaestroMan999]

To be brutally honest, I am not the biggest fan of a large majority of your videos. You often seem to haphazardly and inarticulately repeat concepts word for word from TSB, in a shoddy and inferior quality. However, I must say - this video - is a brilliant, exceptional, original, wonderfully Satanic YouTube MASTERPIECE. Hats off to you, good sir.

Your friend,

TheSubtleSatanist of S.I.N.

[guitarzero]

the only definite thing I can say about everybody is that "no one get's out of here alive!"

[Kashani310]

i want to meet u n try acid for the first time wit you n my friend

[sllugg]

I don't wanna die from lung cancer....*puff* *puff* lol

[twilightkinko]

Drug overdose would be good I think. I've never done heroin, but that seems like a drug where if you did enough of it you'd be too numb or out of it that you'd even notice you're dying.

[ZombieCobain]

If I was ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, I hope I still have enough strength.  It would be time to settle all scores. Lex talionis, big-time.

[thesatanicnetwork]

@ZombieCobain indeed I got a list of peeps I am taking with me too

[MaestroMan999]

@ZombieCobain You, my friend, are a God.

[yeahsee1933]

I just wanna stop breathing in my sleep from pills and alcohol. Like Dean Martin..he went to sleep on Xmas day and never woke up..."To be dead is to always DREAM" ~ Deicide

[ranchero302me]

me to i dont believe in life after death fuck all of that bullshit id go havin sex while drunk after i blow my load hell yea

[metalrockdude102]

i want to get killed by charlie manson, that would be pretty fucking awesome

[greaser1952]

getting caught in a combine now thats a way to die

[TheLylyth]

The Charnel Field is the Great Equalizer... and we ALL have that Appt.

Funny how I've never seen a trailer like USA U-Haul being pulled at a funeral by the Hearse... so what was all the ill-gotten gain worth in the End that some plot to have in endless Lust/Greed?

LOL

[redpetronious]

I dread death. The idea of non existence is disturbing. I don't want the party to end. But what I dread even more than my own demise is watching those I love most die. First go the grandparents, then the pets, then the parents aunts and uncles, then your buddies and cousins a second or third set of pets and finally its your turn and thats if your lucky. No wonder people get religious. Sucks.

[SlimeTron5000]

How I want to die? When I made my life so, but when I am fucking a chic!

[Dreamsick]

You are just awesome man..... too cool

[xxxmikiexxx]

My gf is deathly afraid of dying [ahhh get it..............], but the notion doesn't really bother me

[softshock9]

hahahaaha I laughed for like 30 seconds after hearing Korietnam. Oh man, these vids always make my day. I'm more afraid of death itself though... not existing is scary as hell to me.

[armydude4567]

I'd like to die in my sleep you would never feel it. That be awesome... I'm afraid of losing my mind I love to think and when you're dead you're dead.

[impulsetospit]

shot in the head in the dark lol that how i want to go

[Xaeravoq]

yea i was going to say sky dive w/o a chute but you added a nice twist to that

[redpetronious]

Heroin OD would be my pick.

[thesatanicnetwork]

@redpetronious pills OD would not be a bad way either

[redpetronious]

Actually, I had an uncle who died the best way. He died while having sex with his girl friend and he was pretty old too. My father loved to joke about it. He'd say "ah, old uncle Ruby...thought he was coming when he was going".

[redpetronious]

Uncle Ruby was a jockey. Dad had him cremated and buried the ashes under a tree over looking the track at Gulfstream. The security guard caught him but let him continue because Ruby was a jockey. He said to dad, " Its ok go ahead. Besides, you know how many people were buried at the finish line?"

[MurdatasticJR]

@thesatanicnetwork what kind of ciggerrettes do you smoke?

[TheProblemChild60]

@thesatanicnetwork I've ODed, and no, it would not be fun -_-

It's not a fun "high" it's a deathly sick feeling and I can barely remember what even happened.

[EvilSatanBabyFromHel]

@thesatanicnetwork Metha-amphetamine OD would be the best,your brain and hearth both stop similtaniously !

[patrickweese]

Kore-it nam....HELLYEAH!! Glad your feelin alright bro!! \m/

[Sivart420666]

lmfao. 50 hits of LSD and then jump out of a plane?? Crazy man. I'd probably get in the plane and then be trippin balls too much to jump. I have fear of heights.. and that probably doesn't mix with acid lmfao.

[Cubarted]

id like to go naked xD lol not really, id like to be really old, and then od haha

[mettanc]

who wants pain?...fast and easy for me. did u say "god smite me down"....see how "god" is in the everday vocabulary

[shippem]

DUde quit smoking man... I just did and i'm still coughin blood and i'm only nineteen.

[mettanc]

blood? wow....not good....happy to hear u stopped smoking, best to u.

[shippem]

thanks dude... i had bad lungs to begin with and it's just become worse and worse.

[thesatanicnetwork]

@shippem I got bad lungs too

[shippem]

I'm worried about you. If you smoke in every video and you have a consistent 666 videos that means you've at least smoked 666 cigarettes ha. Probably thousands more. Just saying, they are fucking expensive man. not just for your pocket but also for your health

[chromer123]

word, i wanna die in my sleep :|

[teknokitty69]

you've created a new word. korietnam. i dont even know how one would spell that haha

[sabini1888]

If I found out tomorro I had a really bad cancer which I know runs through my family, I would take an big OD on some B. Ive never tryed it but have access to all the goddies when the time comes.

[alldrunkedup]

my cousin lucked out when she died. found out she had brain cancer. they asked her if she wanted to be revived and she said no. that same night she slipped into a coma and died.

[meatpupette]

i want ur genes...can u send me some ov ur semen? lol thnx :)

[maggotforlifecrisse]

You think the same fucking way as I do. I'm not afraid of death...But more of dying in a painful way, just like you.

[Hetriani]

If I'm going, I hope to hell it is during a wicked sex party with like me and 6-7 women and the mirror falls off the ceiling and crushes me...ya...that's the way I wanna go! \m/

[smashbeans]

lmao!!

[DR000]

"I don't wanna die of lung cancer"

*take huge drag off cigarette*

[Braleven]

@DR000 Fuck, I was just going to post that xD

You beat me to it

+1

[Subclimax]

@DR000 i noticed the same thing buddy lol