Stupid Book Review

[msballerina12345]

i love her glasses

[BellaNovaStudios]

Hahahahahah!  I needed that! YEAH. A snowflake? I mean, really?! "It's his first book and hopefully it's his last!" LOLOLOLL!

[osipingi]

OMG she laughed :S !

[ohaiDevynHaschen]

hahahah "...Oh my God.. he's SO STUPID."

I watched that a few times and my faces began hurting from laughing so hard.

xx

[EmoandCupcakes]

Your THE Shit.. Woman Your Awesome

[The01Gaby]

What does a rabit need a scarf for its covered with FUURH!

[londongirlhannah]

When you said "If I saw a rabbit wearing a scarf, I'd kick" I so thought you'd end it with "it/ the rabbit."

The owner is good though, kick hard ;)

[thaliatwentyfour]

omg dyinggg

[Socksess]

You're so hilarious!

[rouenwolf]

Lol "ARE THEY RELATED?!" Yeah thats sending a wrong totally wrong message

[Bolensgoldrush]

you are really...pissed...off. That is a good book to read to a child.

[MRRrawr77]

Hahaha!!! If I saw a rabbit wearing a scarf... I'd kick it's owner!!!!! Lmfao

[FUBARbyBOOZE]

OH MY GAD YOU ER RIGHT

I f'ing hate it when childrens' books are riddled with talking animals and bullshit morality!

Leo the rabbit met Lisa the rabbit only indirectly through artificial insemination of his sperm. Their names were actually m24551 and f55241. Leo was served for christmas dinner and his lovely little fur discarded, because butchers don't do skinning, Lisa's meat was ground up and fed to her babies, her pelt is getting worked into a scarf as we speak.

I'd rather have the nonsense.

[ReadingRhinoPress]

For the love of humanity, that is a children's book, stop trying to read too much into it or trying to make it sound inappropriate, it is a children's book! And really, how condescending are you to your viewers, whom I may proudly say I am not a part of.

[TheNinjaGirlfriend]

@ReadingRhinoPress Oh, how I love when people don't realize that she's joking and her entire channel revolves around her angry spunk....

[Plottoberry]

LOL!

[Plottoberry]

LOL

[kyleal215]

I went out and bought this book just because Jpmetz owns it.

[SilentlyAwesome]

dude. i live for that book.

[numbuh53]

OMG AT THE END!! SHE LAUGHS!! :O

[LoveStar127]

You remind me of the kool aid man! :3

[mahtexas]

i'm so glad my mindless dribble makes you money. 

[nonglotter]

cliche outro nice

[nilesandfrank]

This is awesome

[TheSylviaFinediet]

Yeah and they're coming out with a new line of lipstick specifically for dogs.

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE BLUSH FOR DUCKS!!!!

[Mashypotato]

LOL you just tore apart a children's book

[BlackMoon705]

stop!! I can't stop laughing!!!!

[xLittleSqueaksx]

I was gonna subscribe to you,

then I realised I already was

[wolfwolfenstein]

I laughed so hard at this video ^_^

[MysticStoryteller]

I want to be jpmetz when I grow up.

[Kambing7048]

how fail is the bunny lool



[seljoeays1]

you are FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! :) :)

[seljoeays1]

youareFUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)

[mogerus]

Um, since children's books are written for children, most of the time they just contain nonsense to force every line to rhyme or spark the kid's imagination, or something... :D

[mawehe63]

money comment

[MirandaNoelBurke]

Why the hell is a bitch doing sit ups and saying "pumpkin pie" getting in the way of my beautiful Justine?

[gamerzchik]

I click the ads tomake you more money

[huminamel]

i wrapped a scarf around my bunny in the hope your beautiful foot would kick my face

[911GuitarFreak]

i enjoy the smell of unicorns

[DKT1123]

im not worthy of watching jpmetz but i dont want her to have to work at the mall

[cooltoonist]

LMAO "THEY'RE NOT EVEN HOLDING HANDS"

[mUsiCLuVa8675309]

look at lisa rabbit, shes like ' oh my god he's so stupid!' <333

[Tofunny4you]

their last names are rabbit wow really creative LOL

[0RedTree0]

"he has another suprise for lisa rabbit. oh boy, i bet she can't wait." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH hilarious xDDD <3333

[0RedTree0]

"he has another suprise for lisa rabbit. oh boy, i bet she wait." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH hilarious xDDD <3333

[lilmisbbblgum]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 'i know some of you cant read'

[ilovedaftpunk55]

DO MORE BOOK REVIEWS, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CRITICIZE THEM

[pearlypancakes]

Lisa Rabbit thinking 'OMG he is so STUPID!'

[seabreaze12]

the perfect shit would be a better name

[TheLuv2drawanime]

Haha u r like the best book reviewer ever!

I sure know what I'm going to read to my kids!

[bubblesmgee]

Of course this was written by a guy, guys r always giving bullshit gifts & expecting u to forgive them for the most bullshit things

[metrostationjunkie]

Leaf and snowflake are just suspended above this paw/hand.

[Yapshire]

"A leaf is a bullshit gift!" Ha-ha!

[iamelvisman68]

im a guy, i would totally text you back :)

[freethesquirls]

i would txt u back

[DarkPrincessFrost]

you should join our schools book club... in fact I formally invite you... we need some people who can actually read

[YusufAlaseeri]

I laughed my ass off... I love your videos!

[birkuscircus]

LOL that was hilarious!!!

[MissBoredshitless]

OMFG This is the best book review :')

[lbgirlie707]

"So then you turn the page and thinking they'd be holding hand...THEY'RE NOT EVEN HOLDING HANDS!!! THEY'RE RIDING ON SOME STUPID BICYCLE!!!"

ahahahahahahaha!!!!

[119892223]

lol...youre too funny

[SixxIsTheMagicNumber]

HEHE the dude who wrote that needs serious help. Even though its a kids book, seriously if i was like 3 and read that id be like wtf. O_o

[trxdblogger]

lol, you come up on google images when you google Rohan Henry.

[sneezNorgasmz32]

YAY INCEST!

[jessbe144]

I LIKE FUCKING TUHTLES!

[angel6554]

I am a bunny, and I am like sooo offended by that book

[oneawesomefreak1]

83 offended bunnies watched this video

[oguzhan979]

2:53 I DIED!

[Ruse116]

Not to mention how many pathetic kids will now be looking around for"the most delicate snowflake"

[ZednotZeeAndAddaU]

83 people can't read

[Majuniorful]

You should make a toy story review,, youl be hating on it alot !

[bigmaclovesyou]

83 people not only can't read, but the like pressing red buttons. that's a seriously bad combination

[PalestinianGirl17]

you make me cry of laughter and fear :)

[MsKTPB]

My mascara is ruined from crying out of laughter. Not to worry, I will tune into your comedic makeup tutorials.

[Socksess]

I love you <3

[Joyceline]

I would be honored to have you punch me in the face with your JPMETZ ring.

[kateificationn]

jpmetz taught me how to read. thank god, i think i'll get your face tattooed on me.

[WhoaKaela]

the wind blew the leaf away BECAUSE its a bullshit gift.

[CinCraw28]

Hun, You make my head hurt. Yes, this is a stupid book, but guess what? YOU BOUGHT IT!!! You paid this guy money for a stupid kids book. Congratulations. By the way, dumb ass, we can read and write. It's just that I got a good laugh out of the fact that you, a non parent, makes us glad you aren't a parent. The comments you make about The "I Love You" book, are very stupid. Us parents do love our kids that much. My kids don't need that book, I tell them every day I love them. YOU SUCK, BYE!!!

[genehayes]

@CinCraw28 It's all just for fun.. you shouldn't take it seriously.

[xxMCRvenomxx]

@CinCraw28

she gets paid to do these videos, so wasting two dollars isn't a big deal, it's a joke, idiot

[gratefultobehere]

@CinCraw28 Yea Im a parent... and I think the book is extremely lame. There are no colors and its worthless. You should take yourself a breath, step off the computer for a minute, and then slap yourself in the face fist first for taking the Internet way too seriously.

[chibivampiregirl]

@CinCraw28 She also gets paid to make these videos, and she get paid for people to leave comments. The author got paid to feed his family, (only 5 bucks, no one else bought the book. :P) and you sat here complaining about the exchange of money. While you watched this video and left this comment, she got more money. Yeah. Stating that really didn't benefit you at all.

[CinCraw28]

@chibivampiregirl Who cares. Stupid book and stupid videos. Wooo hooo, lots of fun.

[nadaquefazer]

@CinCraw28 OMG, having kids destroyed your sense of humor.

- - & among other things, too....

[CinCraw28]

Hun, You make my head hurt. Yes, this is a stupid book, but guess what? YOU BOUGHT IT!!! You paid this guy money for a stupid kids book. Congratulations. by the way, dumb ass, we can read and write. It's just that I got a good laugh out of the fact that you, a non parent, makes us glad you aren't a parent. The comments you make about The "I Love You" book, are very stupid. Us parents do love our kids that much. My kids don't need that book, I tell them every day I love them. YOU SUCK, BYE!!!

[TheAs57]

@CinCraw28 it seems like you are the author of the book.

[Rocelia101]

"what the... A LEAF?!"

[InuyashanKag]

I love your videos xD

[411musicvideo]

bunnies do wear mascara, then they go blind and now because its blind ohhh no theres a car! bye bye bunny. =(

[InuyashanKag]

@411musicvideo yeah they do where mascara when test labs force it on them, see the results, and then kill them.

[411musicvideo]

@InuyashanKag i kno.



[InuyashanKag]

@411musicvideo I dunno if that's what you were getting at or not, but isn't it horrible:(

[alyssa7909]

So fuckin glad I found ur videos!

[xWickedCyrus]

"because a leaf is a bullshit gift" lol

[MikiBobo752]

hahhhaaaa u make me LOL

[RoseyRascal]

I love your book reviews! Make more please :)

[TropicalJul]

omggg, lmao! "look at lisa rabbit shes like omg he is so STUPID" your so funnny.

[elmonumi]

You are so negative. Why are you judging a children book?

All of us could do that. Buy a book for yourself to read.

[SeaCoastGirl1987]

If you don't like the books then don't waste money to buy them dumb ass.

[luvzbearz44]

If a book said the perfect gift, the pages would be filled with pictures of you.

[vsgreenie]

i dont get how ppl can complain about how hard it is to get a book published when there are so many bullsh*t books like that one being published every day

[tylerkeeling96]

her laugh is the cure for all diseases.

[jacks16390]

Hahah, "karats"

[Unholyspaghetti]

79 bunnies created youtube accounts and clicked the dislike button

[lucas5665]

@Unholyspaghetti More like 1 bunny created 85 youtube accounts and clicked the dislike button

[greenroomtheatre]

@Unholyspaghetti those weren't bunnies. those were ducks.

[VictonaCorazy]

@Unholyspaghetti I think you are mistaken. Those are actually the Geese she hasn't threatened into submission yet.

[goatiebamboo]

Bunnies have hands!

[HiImLauren17]

I love this, SO freaking much.

I didn't stop laughing through the whole video. ;D

[salmanfawad]

REALLY FUNNY!!

[mewxshecka]

I'd just like to waste a space in the comment section by saying that if more reviewers were like you, then the illiteracy rate through the world would go down. I sort of want to get this book just so I can call it the "Incest retarded rabbit book." and read it again and again.

[MrDudeWhatever]

a leaf is a bullshit gift.

haha xD

[mikethaironlung]

goddamn, what's up horseface? i want you to motorboat my choad, please.

[ItachiSaysHi]

im surprised u didnt notice that everything u showed us is levitating. i mean even the rabbits' asses are a thin line above the figgin bike seat!

[clestoernif]

LMFAO omg i seriously Laughed out Loud at this Video! It is SOooo Funny! Now Lisa Rabbit is like OMG he is SO Stupid! since the snow flake melted xD Maan I Love You Jpmetz!!

[xHimeka]

JPMetz spelled backwards is Goddess.

[theycallherarianax3]

You legit made me LOL.

[shemini850]

i love you.

[jpolanco]

review and bag twilight yeow!!

[eurogoldexchange]

Do you glasses have their own pilot?

[SamUncutProductions]

YAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I sat for about 20 minutes laughing at this. so so so funny.

[chellachica911bitch]

ahahhaha messages:incest is okay and the ending is fucking stupidd

[consolationprizes1]

i hope you reproduce and have little jpmetz's.

that would make my life.

[CandyLov3rCP]

i watch your videos 2 times in a row and im still laughing!

[pokadottedgoobla]

OMFG,I LOVE YOU!

[xJisJis]

You should totally become a teacher.

[SweetAAbattery]

"I don't know if a boy and girl bunny can be just friends."

They can :) Maybe Leo is gay, or/and Lisa is lesbian. ( but they'll never tell that in a children's book XD)

[yllienverdes]

i love this review!

[itisnti]

At the beginning of this video, I was healthy.

then about half way through I got cancer.

and by the end I was cured.

you bet your ass I just fucking subscribed

[ayesha36]

Omg you just made me LOL. xD

make more stupid book reviews!

[itsabrownthing28]

jpmetz is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running AND she set Adam and Eve up on a blind date.

[CoolFDExploded]

Your Stupid.

[RouRa9]

@CoolFDExploded You're * .

[Solidleoncheif]

@CoolFDExploded Wow, your stupid. Before you go and talk shit, get some intelligence your self.

[CoolFDExploded]

@Solidleoncheif I am actually a very smart young child so learn some information about me before you rant most books i read are all non-fiction the fiction book i read is two swords by R.A. Salvatore

[Solidleoncheif]

@CoolFDExploded I know considering what I just said that this is a step backwards but... Have you read any H.P Lovecraft?

[CoolFDExploded]

@Solidleoncheif No but i probably will one day do you know a store you can buy it?

[Solidleoncheif]

@CoolFDExploded Eh, where I live there is nearly no bookstores so I can't help you.

But his books shouldn't be that hard to find anyway.

[CoolFDExploded]

@Solidleoncheif Kk :D

[HHRoblox]

I lol'd thru out the whole thing.

[TheKarwhal]

Jpmetz makes me moist

[Rotarrius]

OMG!

replay the FIRST SECOND of this video over n over for all eternity

you will die laughing and jpmetz will be happy!

[masquerade8892]

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

[TheGeneticDisaster]

This bitch is funny!

[kailei155afoxie]

so u DO laugh!!

[ItsBB1tch]

When JPMetz talks, Chuck Norris listens.

[LeahForreal]

@ItsBB1tch  She IS Chuck Norris

[whoWouldYaLIKEmeToBe]

@ItsBB1tch I wouldn't know about Chuck Norris, but I do.... I just found this woman and after my third video, I think I'm in love. You wouldn't happen to have her number would you? Awesome comment by the way.

[MsMaddik]

new fan. right hurr

[Abellikescookies]

I love you when you make reviews of stupid books.

[xlxBlueSkyxlx]

Roflmao!!! Ur so funny! ~Subscribe!~ I can't stop watching these videos!! :D

[shemini850]

i love you.

[Kyocera234]

you are so much better than that other Justine with an "i" at the beginning, she is truly an asshat.

Maybe some day you could do a review of "ass hats"

[LoveYou1397]

Your an angry person.

[HatoriLover95]

You are amazing! *subscribing*

[AuthoressRed]

LMAO epic review XD

[vannessaandvalencia]

haha i love you cicka(: well not in the rabbit way.lol

[mizsarianita]

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[mergentry7]

hahah i fucking love you,

[ErikFallenNet]

"If i saw a rabbit with a scarf i'd probably kick the owner." I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

[Rotarrius]

lmao! this is too funny - dead

[Marion33333333]

omg i laught so hard that i spit on the computer

[GuitarRocka4444]

my names Lisa :D Just saying lol. YOU ROCK!!!! always make my dad, and always have the best point of view, by best i mean the RIGHT point of view :)

[wildcats14]

LMAO!! :D

[EllyWestaway]

I fucking LOVE you!

[MrKDo8693]

When people are choking, instead of giving CPR I show them a video of Justine because her loveliness can cure anything.

[hiro2557]

ur so high-larious, i wanna OD on ur vids!! :D

[wtfVIDEOSS]

ROFL THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD LOL. Just made my day :P

[CloneOhHigh]

omg youre so funny please make fun of more childrens books

[ubisoftsherry]

2:47 to 2:54 "Yeah, Look, look it melted - look at Lisa rabbit she is like Oh My God he is so stupid!"

LOL!!!! I can't stop repeating it WTF :D

[stephaniemcinroyy]

I searched for 2 hours for this book so I could go buy it, read it, feel stupid that I read it, and throw it away. You inspired me jpmetz.