Couch Surfing: An Amateur's Guide to an Introduction of it.

[georgie6699]

I found this clip very useful, thanks for the info and for making my day, you have that spark!

[FelipePaivao]

Things are not penises (0:42) LOL

[nottinmatterz2day]

Good to see someone else use sleeping in it's original intent. FALLING ASLEEP not having sexual intercourse :)

[nottinmatterz2day]

haha you are definately serious using 3 adjectives in that way

[Foolanna]

I didn't know Alanis Morrissette had a sister

[TiaraBuysHouses]

LMFAO @1:37-1:43 

[garbageday99]

what about the rope and the couch behind the car?

[bluewren2]

Well at least you are not boring LOL.

[6higginm]

:)

[LanaDevi]

I LOVEEEE THIS! you're amazing!!!

[Kaddinx]

I just came back from a school trip to Vienna yesterday and the hostel was aweful! I want to cochsurf :D

And... finally the guy with the name like the planet has a face! ^^ Was he happy about all the "Hello Mars" messages? :)

[the1janitor]

by the way, those were adverbs. 

[Zincotroid]

@the1janitor I'm glad I'm not the only one willing to crush her spirit grammatically. phew.

[auparis]

@Zincotroid I hate you both.

[Khyan1]

Gah, I was doing so well until the inconsiderate asshole thing.

[omgwtfbbqcandy]

I registered with couchsurfing and the CAPTCHA at the bottom read "occurring minions"…MINIONS

[auparis]

@omgwtfbbqcandy that... Is... AWESOME! The CAPTCHA system is finally catching on to my grand plan... yes... all the things are falling into place...

[erock97365]

Great Video!

[auparis]

@erock97365 Thank you!

[TrinaVlogs]

Hahaha! Well done :) sleeping on the balcony..... Yep, defiantly my first choice.

[auparis]

@TrinaVlogs Sadly (or not so sadly) I have slept on a balcony while couchsurfing. It was actually quite nice, inside the house it was SO hot.

[WhatsernameIsTheName]

NUTELLA DAMNIT

[auparis]

@WhatsernameIsTheName YES! YES! YES!

[nicciweasley]

Haha, brilliant video!

[auparis]

@nicciweasley Merci Beaucoup!

[Leefo0990]

i dont think i'll do well with couchsurfing just because i am very paranoid when it comes to strangers

[auparis]

@Leefo0990 Shit, I should have included that on the questionnaire.

[bellavie92]

Great questionnaire. Im looking into le couch surfing :)

[auparis]

@bellavie92 DO! I highly recommend it.

[TeamHarris916]

is it alright if I come sleep on YOUR couch?

[TeamHarris916]

is it alright if I come sleep on YOUR couch?

[TeamHarris916]

is it alright if I come sleep on YOUR couch?

[auparis]

@TeamHarris916 Sadly, I have no couch... nor will I have one for several months. Then at which point I will have the ability to be a "couch owner" I doubt I will have one because secretly I've got a prejudice against couches. Smelly bitches couches are...

[alexfjord]

I HAVE A COUCH!! Come on up any ole time.

[auparis]

@alexfjord Done and Done. Where exactly would I be going?

[alexfjord]

@auparis My couch happens to be located very near Toronto. Come play!

[tetsubo57]

You are the Big Kahuna of Couch-Surfing! Your minions bow to your wisdom.

I wonder what the percentage of hook-ups is between a couch-surfer and their host compared to say random hook-ups when staying at a more conventional hostel or hotel? I smell a research grant!

[auparis]

@tetsubo57 I will have my grant writer Aunt get to work toute suite!

[gomagash]

Were you trying to do an Australian accent at the end, because you sort of failed...

[auparis]

@gomagash I was not TRYING to do an Australian accent, that, sir or madame, was a spot on perfect Australian accent than any of my Australian friends will vouch for... just don't ask them... or show them this video.

[the1janitor]

your videos are so good FUCK

[auparis]

@the1janitor Where is FUCK on a scale of 1 to Fish?

[TimH078]

I finally know the facts of life... of couch surfing. yes. hmpf. yes. quite.

[auparis]

@TimH078 Yes indeed you do, hmpf, yes quite.

[pickelnaboo]

are you still in Paris?

[auparis]

@pickelnaboo Yes indeedy dude-kins.

[LoudIndoorVoice]

what do you do if you end up with a creeper?

[auparis]

@LoudIndoorVoice OK! (if I do another video it'd cover this) BUT short answer, don't. If you're uncomfortable leave, you should always ALWAYS have a backup plan when surfing. Know where the nearest hostel or hotel or internet cafe is. Have enough money to support yourself if need be. The End.

[me2ontube]

@LoudIndoorVoice that's what the 44 magnum is for

[sofiamedia]

Couch surfing is almost as much fun as house sitting... I love traveling and not being so much a tourist (except when offered five star hotels... then you know I make the sacrifice)

[auparis]

@sofiamedia You, sir or madame, have passed the test.

[evilbanjoman]

magic lady makey bad day good day with funny fun fun video, thank you magic lady

[auparis]

@evilbanjoman You are welcome person with a speech impediment.

[mrd1408]

Why do I like your videos before I even watch them? BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME

[auparis]

@mrd1408 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS AWESOME CAPITOL LETTERS

[Melmann95]

I call bullshit on the "Experiences =/= Sex" bit. Stop lying Malia we see right through you...

[auparis]

@Melmann95 DAMN! You've seen through my complex ruse! I'll never doubt your decoding skills again.

[juanmora19910209]

ummmmmmm......how amazing are you?!!!! so recommending your channel cuz u need more subbies :DDD

[auparis]

@juanmora19910209 On a scale of 1 to Fish I'd say I'm a halibut. THANK YOU! I'm just glad you enjoyed it!

[DariaMist]

52!

[auparis]

@DariaMist No, No, No, the answer is 42! Doug Adams would be ashamed.

[welcomehomedaddy]

dash it all!

[auparis]

@welcomehomedaddy I did! All was dashed.

[jonny818boy]

lol

[auparis]

@jonny818boy Is that a button? What happens if I press it?