Lewis Black on Broadway 6 of 6

[564daveo]

Wow, thanks for posting this series.  Wow.

[MrAmericanzombie]

Im not really a comic ,IM A MAGICIAN!!!! hilarious

[qwerty0090]

4 people like Bill Clinton and George Bush

[824Agom]

"Neither of them took responsibility! They pull shit and then they go 'I don't fuck'!"

Love this guy.

[MrBuzzchem]

who are the 4 haters (disliking Lewis Black is like disliking free cash)

[AnneHedonia1]

I love Lewis Black & I'm not deeee-leeew-sional!

[coachpatka]

they're unbefuckinleviable!!

[conchudo12345]

0:28 "WE'RE FUCKED, WE'RE FUCKED!!! I dunno what's gonna happen, there could be giant cakes everywhere, we don't know! RUN, scary, fleeee, fleeee...!"

[MrAmericanzombie]

@conchudo12345 scurry,flee flee!!

[TwinDragons310]

Love you, man! :D

[ShadowDaPk]

The only people who disliked this are those with overly-strong political opinions who are myopically closed-minded.

[randogg1133]

I'm not really a comic, I'm a magician! CLOSE ENOUGH FUCKERS!!

[RedJoker9000]

What pissed me off was through all 6 parts there was some chick who was laughing in a stupid way and that was really pissing me off, and i know others agree with me.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@RedJoker9000 I will be one of those others.

[Hilbilly655321]

whenever i'm ragefully pissed off i can hear lewis black screaming in my head.

[conchudo12345]

FIRE*fuck*BALL!

[howzerqwerty]

4 people don't like the his magic act

[MiserableOldFart]

The man is brilliant.

[MrShyboy192]

I say Black should shout and rant at the people who dislike any videos on youtube

[kornfan95336]

Tom Ridge came on Tv, he, as a leader, should have said, "We will pull through this together." Instead, he came on, and said, "WE'RE FUCKED! EVERYBODY! FLEE!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!"

[TheKhris6969]

I think I'm in love.

[SDJrekoff]

This guy and George Carlin are getting me through, and can always make my day.

[AlllamericanQB]

why does everyone always take a shot at bush? he was a good president.

[rendering920]

That comment was comedy gold

[20bassmaster]

by 9:43 my computer went through my front window. so i sold my martha stewarts vagina umbrella to buy this new one!

[detectivekornfed]

Black on Broadway is one of my favorites of Lewis's stand-up acts. Scathing, brilliant, and hilarious!

[kellyFrecklescollins]

UNBEFUCKINGLEIVABLE!

[warriner1290]

WE'RE FUCKED! WE'RE FUCKED!!

[TheOSUfan46]

This is great!

[everybodyclapurhands]

i've been laughing so long my heart hurts should i stop? or watch it again?

[steph16mtl]

2 weirdos watched this with no sound

[gingi1979]

what did he mean when he said he had become friends with his penis? He's gay?

[mo39fhn]

@gingi1979 it means he discovered masturbation

[gingi1979]

@mo39fhn no, that doesn't make any sense. Him choking his penis is how he would treat a friend? Plus, he was only 9. I think he's saying he started to realize he was gay at that age.

[TheOSUfan46]

@gingi1979 lol no @mo39fhn is right guys do call there penis their friend and thats goes along with jerking off. Many guys learn young 9 is about the age they do.

[detectivekornfed]

Gingi1979, if your question is serious, when Lewis says as a boy during air raids drills in school he'd "go hide under my desk, put my hands over my head, and look at my penis, and say, 'Goodbye, ol' fella'...When we'd just become friends", it implies he'd just discovered masturbation/self-pleasure. It has NOTHING to do with being gay lol, merely realization of sexual sensation at a certain age, which happens to 99.9% of us.

[gromolIII]

What a bunch of crap....

[crocswsocks]

GOATS AND MONKEYS FLYING EVERYWHERE

[saads1984]

"..... and we had just become friends. " LOLOLOLOLOL

[Spicygummybears]

I vote Lewis Black as the next president.

[kcmeara]

i love "flee flee"

[redoubt9000]

I'd pay to go see that magician.

[mandisgoj]

Aha! It was the duct tape that killed him! Not the Antrax attack. I should have known.

[FoxGoalie]

best part :D i couldn't breathe :D

[swanseajackthe3rd]

Very funny guy. He should do a set over here in UK. He would sell out in no time :)

[NavySealWannabe67]

Lewis Black kinda reminds of Ron White

[AnkokuEvangeline]

Thanks for posting! 

[Wedigar]

1 person is inspired by their highschool principal

[Magick9799]

Awesome! Love this so much!

[lahmzak]

My fellow Americans..

WERE FUCKED... WE ARE FUCKED! xD My gentle snowflakes..

Lewis Black is King.

[ROCKYFINKHOUSE]

Good enough fuckers! AH HA HA HA HA!

[YeezyNuk]

please listen to the guy laughing at like 7 minutes jesus hahahah

[SuperBurgermister]

it at 7:20

[Adjite]

This guy is the only proof for not all americans are assholes. I like him.

[FresnoCA93727]

0:10 thru 0:40 FTW!! LoL

[orly444]

"Son of a bitch!"

[TandemDawgBMG]

but the children.....they were safe hiding under kindling, just like protecting yourself from a bear with a steak

[diez1987]

OMG! RIPPING THE FUR OFF THE RABBIT!!! I NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS!!

[diez1987]

this guy is my hero

[121Ethan]

who is the dumb fuck that didnt like this

[FALCONPUNCH007]

That one person was inspired by their high school principal, which was George W. Bush.

[sexykatie90]

mxrev134



[Zanecoolman]

hold down 3 to see him dance

[secretk33per]

Heh, only 1 person doesn't have a brain XD

[TookieOne21]

Fire Fuck Ball!!

[kunistvan]

This man is fantastic. If 10% of the US would have his brain, his ways, it would be better for all of us. Same goes for EVERY country on this friggin' planet we call Earth, subsequently, HOME.

[rifleman1002]

@kunistvan I do believe half of his policies. See, He is a Socialist.

[kunistvan]

@rifleman1002 and... that's a bad thing?

[rifleman1002]

@kunistvan Socialism is for smart nations, So is Capitalism. Yet we are all idiots.

[drrcm81]

@kunistvan I believe that a lot of us have his brain, which is why we can find what he says to be so hysterical, because it's so true! He's just very good at delivering these thoughts in a comedic manner

[Jeffieboi]

and then there were the children....hiding safely under their desks

[DetroitDieselguy671]

WE'RE FUCKED WE'RE FUCKED!!!

[qobotzxcds]

the apocalypse is coming ?? dont worry..duct tape will save us!!

[KoopasRevengeHome]

now lewis your suppose to hide in a fridge

[liquidkeebler]

a fire fuck ball...

best line.

[nrbnerd555]

@liquidkeebler Nah. Moo cow fuck milk's my favorite!

[nrbnerd555]

@liquidkeebler Nah. Moo cow fuck milk's still my favorite! Should be a brand name...

[DarkInferno9000]

watch Lewis Black's will, will way hahaha you pricks won't get anything so fuck you

[Luv4Midnight]

"The adults in the community have said that I could protect myself from a Fire Fuck Ball...by hiding...under wood." Bahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[porkdemon]

mad respect for all the vids, had a good night, laught hartily.

[JDCMovies]

There's gonna' be giant ticks... flee! fleeee! LMAO

[porkdemon]

@JDCMovies theres gonna be giant ticks!, FLEA FLEA

[312gravedigger]

chemical FUCK ATTACK

[adamingram116]

when the all clear sounded,I could get and go out to the playground, AND MELT! lol!!

[DemkVan]

this is much funnier when your drunk lol

[craziigonzo1000]

LOL BUSH AND ARE LEADERS HAVE NO MEMORY AND THEY KEEP SAYING "THIS IS MOST TERRIFITY TIME EVER" FUCK YOU THAT TIME WAS PRETTY FUCKIN SCARY!!!!! LEWIS BLACK YOU CAN"T BEAT HIM!!!!!!!!!

[TheRipper1967]

A Photoshop Pic of a Camel with a Nuclear Weapon on its Back!!!!!!! Gotta Love Lewis Black :))

[appledude2020]

WE,RE FUCKED WE,RE FUUCKED!!!!!!!!!!

[CaledoniaJeanne]

I love him

[yzia2009]

CIA is full of failed weather men :)

[MrTubejockey]

I was gonna comment on every episode but I was too busy cleaning up the shit after I laughed so much. I'm sending u the cleaning bill.

[MartinBaby101]

the government told us that we could protect ourselves...with duck tape

[06carltont]

I love at 7:30 how he gets so worked up he does that little hop. Never gets old

[mtlfrdx]

Mr. Black is a comedian yet what he relates is cold hard common sense.. I'd be first in line to endorse someone like him to run for president if ONLY I had the slightest glimmer of hope that the road to higher office wasn't so lined with opportunities to become corrupt as pretty well each and every on of his predecessors. Consequently, I think Lewis Black's message resonates much louder from the sidelines than it would after being edited by political lackeys.

[PanayotiProductions]

@mtlfrdx if you dont comply to the big companies as president you get assasinated. look at jfk he tried to be rebellious thats why he was so loved, but the govt took him out.

[Studmuffindk]

'' From a chemical, fuck attack!... With ducktape!... ''

[TheDarthZ]

whlie "Duck and Cover" was playing, and the students were under the desk, he was talking to John (some randomass kid) "ARE WE THIS FUCKING STUPID!?!, DOES THE U.S. THINK WERE SHITING OUT OUR FUCKING BRAINS!?!?"

[luvluvluvization]

Lewis Black for President!!!! (oh, and I want to have his babies)!!! Thank God for a man actually speaking the truth...Now if we lazy ass Americans would get off of our asses and be active in our government and speak when we need to, half of these ass-holes wouldnt be getting away with what they push down our throats. Dont forget to go to work and pay your taxes, though....(yeah, right...)

[hihihiforfor]

"It's unbefuckinglievable!!!!"

[jamesfelix303]

The worst part of the video is at 9:42

[ryker666]

@jamesfelix303 except if you watch Red White and Screwed right after. :D

[jamesfelix303]

@ryker666 You couldnt be more right lol

[ikobard]

@jamesfelix303 oh wow how original

[richardsiscannon18]

duct tape FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[happyweasels]

This guy is amazing! Can't wait for the new DVD

[ncj53096]

"im not a comedian, im a magician, watch me make this rabbit dissapear, then i rip the fur off CLOSE ENOUGH!! LMAO"

[MrNotorious2010]

@ncj53096 He couldn't say that without laughing himself

[cvo1997]

People say George Bush is a great leader. I wonder, where could someone get drugs tha would make them sooooo delusional!LOL

[TheFatmanphil]

Maybe i could get some sticks, so i can burn faster!! LOL love lewis black!

[evilhomer12345]

'when the all clear sounded, i could up and go to the playground

AND MELT!" lmao x 10, lewis black is hilarious

[qerrtre]

his explosions are the funniest

[junglistic420]

they pull shit and then they go "well I don't... pfughh..."

[hmw612]

Does anyone know the skit where he talks about electing a dead president? and if so where i could find it?

[boynamedsu18]

@hmw612 Look up "Lewis Black: Red White and Screwed". The dead president bit is near the end.

[zwolf16]

@hmw612 That the Red White and Screwed special

[ADDijah]

Run! Scurry! Flee, Flee!!!! LMFAO!!!

[TheBobbyalone]

Hide under a desk.... haahahaha

[lessemo]

For president? No fucking way! they are just puppets! I would make him a teacher of some reality facts

[rtype6]

@lessemo - If you mean Lewis, him, George Carlin and other comedians bring out the true facts in a non direct way (so the higher ups don't go after them) for the people to know. I'm sure all celebrities are against what's happening to the world but since they're on a huge payroll, they have no other choice than to keep people entertained and occupied from the truth.

[phoenix02200]

LOL Im not a comedian....im a magician!!! And I just show rabbit and rip its fur off....CLOSE ENOUGH FUCKERS!!

[jeffjeff203]

Hilarious, but nowhere near as funny as george carlin.

[gues04]

Him and Chris rock are the best ever!!!\

[stanley13579]

Best comedian ever. He needs another HBO special.

[upvid35]

he has a new one coming out this year called "Stark Raving Black" well its not going to be on HBO though I don't think

[LordVercetti]

Didn't enjoy as much as George Carlin but this guy is still good tho :)

[DoctorRorshach]

Well as they always say with duct tape, If you can't duct it, then fuck it.. but really.. stopping a chemical attack with duct tape.. I have only one thing to say to who ever came up with that.. HELLO YOU ARE A MORON!!

[iloveyoumadhuri]

If you had someone who you worked with and fucked up like these idiots did!!!!

They'd be GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!!!!

[TheDroppedvw]

for those playing the home game,

 80 "fucks" on broadway

[Dracivonican]

"I need a picture of a camel... WITH A NUCLEAR WEAPON ON IT'S BACK!"

[earlyAMbirds]

"they pull shit then go blurballpulrpab (turning away) fuck"

[sactiger]

a "fire fuck ball"!! LMFAO!!

[Loralie666]

I say Lewis Black for President! =)

[jayfatha]

in reality, that is a great idea.

[jsheffer101]

I'd vote for him. Hell, he can't do a worse job than any of these assholes that have been running the country for the past 20 years.

[Loralie666]

U soo got that right my friend..In reality I wish he would run! He'd be awesome!!

[Mizutamer]

I'd vote for him

[SuperJoker556]

@Loralie666 i'll give him 1,999,652 votes for president

[superabdoulworld]

@Loralie666 I swear who would make a better job than bush with his eyes closed, sleeping.

[YellowEye25]

@superabdoulworld you mean your eyes closed...

[Loralie666]

Thank you soo much for posting..Lewis Black in one incredible comedian & i was laughing my ass off the entire time!!

THANK YOU!!

[RealDefentertainment]

best part of the whole show is in this clip

the nuclear thing is 100% true and i went to school in the 90s

they need new idiotic ideas again

[DROSIFICTION]

"i wonder where one could find a drug that would make one...so DELUSIONAL" lol

[deebowandelsyou]

And then i just rip thr fur off of it

[2sSHenky]

Cool. I'm the 111th person that rated this video.

:D

[MusicAnarchy]

They're the exact same assholes that told me to hide under my desk in case of a fucking nuclear attack!

[pamorale]

Man... this guy makes me fart of laughing... unfuckingbelieveble...

[MightyMite76]

I'm in tears

Nose is runnin'

Eyes are blurry

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

This guy is INSANE

[guitarherofreak07]

... a fire fuck ball, and I could be saved by WOOD?!@?

[warriner1290]

WE'RE FUCKED WE'RE FUCKED!!

[GoblinXXX]

Run! Scurry! Flee! FLEE!

[T5driver]

No one else calls it like it is like Lewis Black.... LOVE HIM !

[ghfyoug]

thanks for uploading! one of the best comedians around our time! :)

[AA72AA72]

3:23 LMAO!!! they pull shit then they go well I don't fuck.....

[dmix09]

LEWIS BLACK ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS!!!

anyone know if he still does stand-up? i think the last special he did was in 2006 or something.

[MaxxTheSlash]

Stand-up comedians are CONSTANTLY performing. They perform for most of an entire year. Very few only do specials on HBO or Showtime. Lewis Black doesn't record a special, then work on material for his next one. Like other comedians, they travel all over the country performing the same routine for about a year, then write new material, then do another special, then perform that material for a year or so, and the process repeats. So yes, he's still performing.

[dmix09]

Very nice, Thanks 

=)

[cussler7]

well he's got a new album, Anticipation, which is really fucking hilarious!

[jacknttroughton]

Coming to Toronto, ON in October!

[earlyAMbirds]

nuclear fuck holocaust blowing the shit out of everything speech.... priceless

[tdwprulez777]

who doesnt have problems with Clinton dude?

[CCSoundgardenCC]

fire fuck ball....under wood...

[Ministryoflove45]

What did Tom do? he came out and he went... WER F*%^KED WER F*^$KED!!!! lol

[Nick7nick]

What is his beef with Clinton? Is it the cheating on his wife thing, or are there other reasons?

[alsdjflaksjghalklaks]

It is probably the fact that Clinton wasn't a satisfying president (in his eyes). I mean Clinton did fuck up a few times like the time when he signed the law that allowed every congressman to get a raise every year despite the economic stands and is really fucking up our economy today. (especially because all of the stupid lawmakers don't want to fix it).

[Dreamerx47]

Ï DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT WOMAN!!!

....ok im just kidding im full of shit and how do you like that`?