this was one of the best action games to come out on the snes, and got near perfect ratings in every magazine at the time this came out....I don't think you grew up playing this system because you obviously have no clue...what game are you going to bitch about next? Super Metroid?....Zelda Link to the Past perhaps?...
HELLO are you an idiot? your saying that it's not real enough. do aliens attack your neighbor hood? are you an expert on aliens? GOD YOU SUCK. This has to be a great game especially because it's on the snes. It's not supposed to look real. So bottom line you suck the game rocks and you suck at the game
You're the worst fucking reviewer ever. You didn't even fucking talk about the game. You just talked about how a tank didn't look "real enough" and how a turtle isn't frightening.
You're fucking terrible at this. Get the fuck off youtube this instant.
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It's a horrible game, the cutscenes are cheesy, the entire game is one big cheapfest with nowhere to move on the hard difficulty which you have to beat to actually beat the game. (makes no sense other difficulties shouldn't be there) And all the bosses are recycled, they coulnd't even be innovative. Play Hard corp for genesis/megadrive much better game.
This guy is a fucking toolbox. "DUH, WHO SENT OUT THESE FLOATING POD THINGS!? DERP!!!!" Uh, I don't know asshole, perhaps the same guy who put blocks all over Super Mario Bros. or put random weapons and scrolls in chests in Ninja Gaiden. Retard, and games suck nowadays by the way. All graphics and shit; no fun and too much filler.
Wow, you didn't talk about the gameplay or fun factor in that entire review. You ask why things have falcons on them and call it Nazism. Dude, you know nothing about Contra or Red Falcon and you are the only one that cares.
By the way the graphics and sound were cutting edge at the time.
DUDE why are you getting mad at contra its a run and gun shooter not a realistic reload and wait shooter the aliens have taken over earth thats why there is alien technology every where you're a IDIOT!!!!
You dumb asshole nobody gives a shit about fucking plot and getting all the goddamned eyelashes on the characters. This game has something shitty new games don't, and that's SOUL. The levels, bosses, and enemies are fucking beautiful and original and creative. You just odn't get it.
spoiled little gamer. 4 outta 5... there is nothing, to compare to Contra 3! What, some current or later title? Hey let's base all reviews on the 10 years into the future level of quality in graghics and gameplay so we can score everything a 0 outta 10! Boy aint we's intellegents!
You're an idiot.
OortCloud33 4 months ago
this was one of the best action games to come out on the snes, and got near perfect ratings in every magazine at the time this came out....I don't think you grew up playing this system because you obviously have no clue...what game are you going to bitch about next? Super Metroid?....Zelda Link to the Past perhaps?...
nintendoneil 1 year ago
this review sucks.
CONTRA III RULES!!
schloppy1999 1 year ago
HELLO are you an idiot? your saying that it's not real enough. do aliens attack your neighbor hood? are you an expert on aliens? GOD YOU SUCK. This has to be a great game especially because it's on the snes. It's not supposed to look real. So bottom line you suck the game rocks and you suck at the game
hobocamptheater 2 years ago
You're the worst fucking reviewer ever. You didn't even fucking talk about the game. You just talked about how a tank didn't look "real enough" and how a turtle isn't frightening.
You're fucking terrible at this. Get the fuck off youtube this instant.
UltiMario1337 2 years ago 3
dude, ITS AN SNES! YOU SAID THE GRAPHICS SUCK!?! GRAPHIC WHORE! WORST REVIEW EVER! YOU SUCK!
GamingShadow01 2 years ago 2
You never answered the most important question.
Is the game fun?
Chessy graphics? Wow. What game at that time was better?
koobsmooth 2 years ago
Who gives a crap about realism! Is Mario realistic? Hell no! Is it one of the great game series ever? HELL YES! Don't question it, just enjoy it!
Temposama 3 years ago 3
gotta be honest dude, ur not very good at reviewing.
All u do is point out small small things and talk about them, and not once actually reviewing the game. better luck next time XD
resident4thunder 3 years ago 4
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It's a horrible game, the cutscenes are cheesy, the entire game is one big cheapfest with nowhere to move on the hard difficulty which you have to beat to actually beat the game. (makes no sense other difficulties shouldn't be there) And all the bosses are recycled, they coulnd't even be innovative. Play Hard corp for genesis/megadrive much better game.
Luigi84289 3 years ago
worst review ever, please STOP.
bign3ck 3 years ago 6
This guy is a fucking toolbox. "DUH, WHO SENT OUT THESE FLOATING POD THINGS!? DERP!!!!" Uh, I don't know asshole, perhaps the same guy who put blocks all over Super Mario Bros. or put random weapons and scrolls in chests in Ninja Gaiden. Retard, and games suck nowadays by the way. All graphics and shit; no fun and too much filler.
lilblacksambo2 3 years ago 2
Just because a game is cheezy doesn't mean it sucks, asshole.
Frijolero18 4 years ago 4
Wow, you didn't talk about the gameplay or fun factor in that entire review. You ask why things have falcons on them and call it Nazism. Dude, you know nothing about Contra or Red Falcon and you are the only one that cares.
By the way the graphics and sound were cutting edge at the time.
Zappaholic1 4 years ago 2
dude its freakin old school nintendo of course its not awseomely awesome dude that was made what 20 15 years ago so shut up
Eman9876543210 4 years ago
Stick to new gen, The classics are too much for you!
Nintendorkies 4 years ago
Don't ever review anything but My Little Pony again.
PhoibDS 4 years ago
hahaha go back to playing Halo and leave the classics alone
hipnotyq 4 years ago
Ripping on this game is like ripping on a Arnald Schwarzenegger flick for "Cheeziness." WHAT'S the POINT?
stringanime 4 years ago
wow. An obvious a attempt to be funny by saying nothing but negative things about a game.
You're an idiot. Never review something again. You're frustrating.
freddead 4 years ago
like the game
youre a bitch
thrillington2008 4 years ago
man you are a fuckin idiot go and play xbox then sissy bitch
wololos 4 years ago
sic review u should do maximum carnage that game was the shit 4 snes!!!
nastalgiaj 4 years ago
you suck, review the game not bitch like a girl
savaged49 4 years ago
Don't review again.Ever.
Tanikaze2 4 years ago
Please don't review another game
like...ever
Love, Johnny
JohnnyDenjin 4 years ago
you suck man.
Youre insulting the game
Patruiq 4 years ago
DUDE why are you getting mad at contra its a run and gun shooter not a realistic reload and wait shooter the aliens have taken over earth thats why there is alien technology every where you're a IDIOT!!!!
jaguar200 4 years ago 2
your an idiot, your insulting the game because the fuckin tank dont look real enough. its a fuckin game. Personally i love this game, snes rules
poljaneo1 4 years ago 2
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you rule man
YoshiZilla 4 years ago
god you sit and bitch the whole fucking time. what kind of review dosint even bring up anything good about a game
Campingcam 4 years ago 2
lol you've never played contra before? its a game you shit, its not supposed to be realistic.
hipnotyq 4 years ago 4
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lol good review dont listen to these losers good job keep up the good work!
babytrunks2 4 years ago
You dumb asshole nobody gives a shit about fucking plot and getting all the goddamned eyelashes on the characters. This game has something shitty new games don't, and that's SOUL. The levels, bosses, and enemies are fucking beautiful and original and creative. You just odn't get it.
BPMead007 4 years ago 9
hang yourself TheAimBots 5 out of 5 i will kill you
agmdam 4 years ago 2
I'll give TheAimBots a 0 out of 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.
Frijolero18 4 years ago 4
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he he he...when you yelled "Angry turtle!" i just laughed :P
anhnen5 4 years ago
Hah hah hah. Quite comical.
woodchunkz 4 years ago
spoiled little gamer. 4 outta 5... there is nothing, to compare to Contra 3! What, some current or later title? Hey let's base all reviews on the 10 years into the future level of quality in graghics and gameplay so we can score everything a 0 outta 10! Boy aint we's intellegents!
stringanime 4 years ago 3
yes.
BroadcastRrrrr 4 years ago
Idiot.
Saxonation 4 years ago 3