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  • LMFAO! Great skit MADTV. You guys should have never been canceled, it's such a shame to see SNL on TV still and MADTV is only running old episodes.

  • Hahaha, when Carlin says "you think God is someone who watches everything on 50 billion closed circut TVs?" someone in the audience shouts "YES!"

  • Heads up.....George Carlin was not really an atheist! He just didn't believe in the "invisible man" concept of God. Watch the end of his "Saving the Planet" video and see:

  • @1Lanavis1 a topless gay bar is called a gym. Your odds are about 50/50 the guy there is gay. The less buff, the gayer they probably are.

  • Madtv must be some serious pussys with that message at the end

  • I may be a life-long Christian,but this was funny. Just because we have religion doesn't mean we can't poke fun at ourselves once in a while. And one more thing...

    Heaven DOES look like Ireland!

  • Mo is so damn hot!!

  • ey have big eyes with love inside

  • lol i love try new things and thats why im here

  • Bible-thumpers and monkey-wannabes alike should shut up, keep their zealotry to themselves, and just try to enjoy some damn comedy for once...

  • haha love the precaution at the end to save their ass from the majority of viewers lol

  • "What does heaven look like ?"

    It looks like Ireland. LOL

  • What's amatta? Can't stand the sight of your own blood?

  • ha I`m a very sesy girl as you will see waiting you to teach me

  • hahahah you betta not cry..

    I Do It! projectpayday.lovez.it

  • @Mogley52 You don't believe in evolution but you believe a book that was written hundreds of years after the events it describes and has been edited and altered by people in order to control people? And these are facts, Euripides took out a bunch of books of the bible and changed it how he wanted it, and that was just one of the times the bible was altered. Its meaningless now, besides the morals and teaching you how to not be an asshole (which obviously doesnt work)

  • @Dxh096020 go die in a car accident,stupid emo nigger lover.

  • i love people always assume that you need to believe in some religion in order to believe in god, and that the only god that could exist is one that has a religion behind it. there's always the posibility someone went back in time to create the universe, making him/her technically god. a disbelief in religion isn't the same as a disbelief in the potential for a god to exist...

  • Why would carlin believe god now? God doesnt exist, you religious nutjob.

  • Listen careful at around 1:35

    At least we know there was at least ONE christian audience member.

    Either that or someone's been drinking paint from birth.

  • mo collins is awesome.

  • Are you people fucking serious? Argung about religion? Enjoy the skit and shut the fuck up.

  • @xSylviaMoonx well said

  • @xSylviaMoonx It's good that people care :)

  • @xSylviaMoonx This bit is kinda controversial... lol

  • watch?v=vjIeF7W65bs

    write "Logical Evidences for Islam"

  • @shncsr dont care

  • @shncsr there cannot be the islamic god and the christian and jewish gods are the same in fact most christin and muslim prophets are the same the virgin birth is in the quran thats not logical... there is no direct logical arguements fora god thats creates people from a clot of blood them gives them rules to give by then judges his own work then puts them in heaven or hell for his own amusement its off logical and its far from reason thank you!

  • I'm sorry, that was for floetry. Not cherrypoppins. You are the rational one.

  • @cherrypoppins18

    If you've seen such wonderful things, why does god hate amputees? I'm sure you've never seen that heeled.

  • What sways from side to side? Jesus on a rubber cross. I'd so watch touched by an Atheist. Lol. Seems like a good show.

  • heaven looks like Ireland without the pipe bombs!

  • I disagree with the last part. Why would the pop be interested in a topless bar when he is interested in little boys?

  • @lukchardhsl Because Carlin made him see the error of his ways

  • @lukchardhsl hahahahahaha

  • @lukchardhsl Who is the "pop"?

  • @BLUDDYknucklez

    Sorry, it was a typo. It was supposed to be pope.

  • @lukchardhsl Christians are stigmatized for that (they are 0,3% of the pedophiles), yet the Jews are 0,4% of them and no one talks about it in the media, in the TV shows or any other medium. Guess why !

  • @lukchardhsl Maybe it's topless gay bar?

  • Carlin is awesome!

  • This is a strange nike ad

  • LMAO! I never knew Carlin was on Mad TV until this. He was the best!

  • Lol I love the notes at the end.

  • I want to go to heaven...where is this airport haha

  • All atheists are son of bitch!

  • This was kinda cheesy

  • @DuploRabbit some one got a huge religious erection

  • @xjd421 ....Sure there is.... George Carlin is there,Your Mothers there and your on your way too !!! Fuck You!!!

  • @xjd421 ....Sure there is.... Your Mothers already there and your on your way!!! Fuck You!!!

  • what asilly show and what astupid actor if there is no god so how we get on our planet why we cant live in mars and who create the death do the stupid atheist believe we made by chance

  • LMAO Heaven is like Ireland without pipe bombs

  • that was frigging awesome! WHOOOW!

  • Burn in Hell Carlin !!! Un-funny Bastard!!!

  • @DuploRabbit

    Someone picked on your irrational belief, so you wish for eternal suffering and torment. What's your name, Sandy Vagina?

  • @QuestionForAtheists easy, you don't tell the kid, you let them figure it out for themselves why theyre even on the earth in the first place, which is for the survival of the human race

  • Why is it that in today's society if you can't see it, it's not real? What happened to faith and just believing with your heart.

  • well because in the past even their bread was a psychotropic substance... that and literacy is higher

  • @kMC303 You believe in god with your heart but what about fairies or unicorns? You mean just your magic person in the sky? No thanks. I think it's about time we leave those false beliefs behind and start advancing our species and NOT believe in a guy that says beating your slave is ok, rape costs a hand full of silver, and he will make you eat your kids.

  • @kMC303 You're right. From now on I will become a devout fundamentalist muslim, who believes in unicorns, fairies, demons, ghosts and happy marriages!!

    So, what has happened? We've become smarter, learned to question things and not take stuff for granted. We want evidence. Faith is a cowardly excuse to dismiss the need for evidence. Besides, you can't believe with your heart; your heart is what does the pumping. I suggest you start using your BRAIN.

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  • I find it very ironic that most of the great minds that have ever existed, are athiests. It shows the incredible limitations set out to followers of a fictional religion.

  • A little bit of irony in this video: the white nurse describes heaven as "like Ireland but without the pipe bombs." What exactly is the motivation of the people in Northern Ireland who are making the pipe bombs?

  • @Shishkabob123456789 I guess it's akin to pondering why people who call themelves pro life murder planned parenthood employees.I can't begin to imagine without getting a migraine.

  • OMG Carlin you're the best! He's the uncle I always wanted to have!

  • @kennygaston (Sarcastically) It's a pleasure to meet a free thinker with such humility and tolerance

  • George Carin rules!

  • Who`s the chick who plays the Irish Angel? She`s fucking hot.

  • @IsolationInstigation Mo Collins.

  • "Well it look like Ireland... without the pipe bombs."

  • Heard the "boo" in the crowd?

  • LOL the last part was a total kiss ass to god

  • Comedy cried the day Carlin died...

  • @MysteriousAya the only day in my life that i didnt laugh, the day george carlin died

  • @MysteriousAya Comedy DIED the day Carlin died.

  • if there is a god, It´ll gave me the money to open a strip bar bar in AAAAALLL the airports on earth.

  • Praise be to the Great Carlin. May we sing his praises this Saturday at the airport.

  • Well 10 people never found heaven, so how about I help the 10 people and give them directions to my house...a.k.a. heavenly times tavern!

  • @Arrozcubano Dude, is this what you normally do when you're in doubt, not related to religion in particular? When people are in doubt, do they usually stop thinking & force the idea out of their head even though they know that something is strange or out of place? I hate religion because it stops people from thinking. It teaches mankind to be satisfied with uncertain, ridiculous claims. There is no fucking god. Parents need to stop indoctrinating their children & let them think for themselves.

  • I'm an atheist and I LOVE THAT VID XD it's so funny... and true^^

  • this weird thing happened to me once.it was a normal day and for some reason this though poped in my mind .it was doubs of gods excistens.i was like what the heck why am i thinking of this.i tried to stop but the thoughts wouldnt go away.so i called my friend natalya and shes like that has happened to me.it happens to every christian.just pray outloude and say devil stay out of my head in the name of the lord!so i did and they went away.it happened to my parents to a long time ago o.0.no lie

  • people dont beilive in heaven till they meet hell.

  • @arrozcubano yeah! OR there is no hell and no heaven^^ nobody knows ;-)

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  • if there was any god, you would quickly realize what a fucking joke it is

  • No weed in Heaven? I ain't goin'!

  • on my show, there is no god

  • george carlin is the shit. piss on god, or whoever he is...lol.

  • I REALLY need to check out George Carlin's stand up.

  • To everyone arguing, shut up. This is supposed to be comedy, not a debate. Just respect each others opinions and enjoy this.

  • lol atheist vs theist arguments always amuse me

  • OMG ITS MY HIGH SCHOOL VICE PRINCIPLE

  • truth, it is something that religion never gives you

  • George Carlin spoke the truth! R.I.P. George Carlin :-(

  • If only it was this easy to cure ignorance.

  • repent to Jesus christ today! ask for forgiveness today!! pray to Jesus everyday forever

  • @bass109

    "repent to Jesus christ today! ask for forgiveness today! pray to Jesus everyday forever"

    How about I sacrifice a lamb to Zeus or Thor? Will it work? Will you kill me because I don't believe in what you do? You do realise that you inherited your faith from your parents and culture? That you would pray Allah instead if you were born in say… Iran? Do you also realise that e=mc2 is true for every cultures? Empirical knowledge is the only truth we can trust my delusional friend.

  • @UTUBESUCK666 Ah, a fan of Richard Dawkins I see. Well done sir :)

  • @bass109 are you serious? aha ha  hhhaaaa

  • the best joke of all is god

  • George Carlin: Awesome. Mad TV: Absolutely retarded.

  • Heaven is Ireland im in Ireland everyone really angry all the time lol.but on lent they eat fish and burn witches.

  • if we are filled with GOD'S holy spirit,were are filled with GOD and our eyes are open to this life and its truth that someone without the holy spirit can't understand until they are filled with the holy spirit. For when someones filled with the holy spirit theyre able to focus,think,talk, feel, have an overall radical change in there life,that someone whom is not filled with the holy sprit cant begin to understand. this change is the holy spirit convicting there heart thus allowing them faith

  • Carlin you´re the greatest!

  • 360 people are slaves to a supernatural being that is hateful, jealous, and contradicts itself all the time... Thumbs up if your a free thinker.

  • @killasaint17 not to mention a sexist

  • @killasaint17 good choice of words... free thinker = no belief in god now huh? So its arrogant to believe in A god, yet not arrogant to completely denounce a god? you presume to be smarter then other people ? Does it make you ffeel better? are you confused by all the question marks? I guarantee you did not get the point of that last sentence mr."free thinker"

  • @Fuseddd232 No I totally get what hes saying. Yes he thinks for himself and doesnt believe just because his parents told him.

  • @killasaint17 some free thinkers believe in a god too

  • @derobmai "Some free thinkers believe in a god too."  Then technically they're not free-thinkers. To be a free-thinker means to have a mind free of being polluted by any god or higher power. Any god someone believes in is an authority figure, so in order to be a free-thinker, your mind has to be free of having an authority figure to be accountable for.

  • @TurquoiseCowboy i believe that it is what it is as the name is called, "free thinking". it meant to hold an opinion independently. they have their own opinions towards certain things. yes in christianity, god is portrayed as someone with authority. but what makes u think free thinkers see god the same way? they prolly dont, they may believe in god but dont see him as authority, thats my point. cheers.

  • @TurquoiseCowboy But doesn't everyone have an authority figure to be accountable to? The police, the law, rules in whatever situation and the people that ensure that other people adhere to those rules?

    Can you live in a society and not be accountable to an authority figure?

  • @killasaint17 It's spelled 'you're', and yes I am a freethinker. ;)

  • @killasaint17 if i gave you a thumbs up, wouldn't that be taking orders and, therefore, not be free thinking?

  • @misterdon666 I'm merely stating a fact, then proceeding it with a suggestion. Now if I said something like "If you agree with this statement, then click on the thumbs up", then I would be giving an order. The definition of "free thinker" is :one who forms opinions on the basis of reason independently of authority; especially :one who doubts or denies religious dogma... These people giving the thumbs up have already independently formed there own opinion about god, they're just agreeing with me.

  • @killasaint17 Well what about me? I'm a Christian and I thumbed the video up.

  • @killasaint17 Eat A DICK ASSWipe!!!

  • @DuploRabbit I would expect nothing less from a religious person. Here's a thought why don't you channel all that anger into something more constructive like thinking for yourself, instead of following an ancient book.

  • @killasaint17 I've always been interested in this idea. What makes atheist believe that all religious people "follow" a book at all? Not every religion has a "bible", and not every religion counts the following of such a book as a requirement.

    Of Christians, not all believe the bible is inerrant, not all "follow" it. There are some Christians that don't believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ. There are many many types of Christians in the world. Why is it atheists don't see or respect that?

  • @Jayjen35 I'm an athiest...I acknowledge that not all religious folk "follow" a book. I also accept that there are many types Christians.

    Don't generalize us. You stupid fuck.

  • @qXxDarkxXp I am simply addressing an opinion repeated many times in this thread by people that identify themselves as "atheists". I have insulted you, then I will amend my statement and address specifically "that rather large percentage of atheists that believe that there is only one sort of Christian & that all Christians follow a book", you brilliant person who has the intelligence to engage in a philosophical exchange without using vulgar language or otherwise embarrassing yourself.

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  • @killasaint17 Just because someone believes in God doesn't mean they aren't a free thinker

  • @killasaint17 everyone who has ever chosen Christ has done just that...CHOSEN Christ it doesn't make them a slave. you have completely missed the point of Christianity if thats what you really think.

  • @floetry613 What about children who are brainwashed into believing their parents' religion before they are mature enough to make decisions on their own? Doesn't sound like they had a CHOICE.

  • @Cherrypoppins18 lol people sometimes get Christians confused with the fake CRAZY CHRISTIANS that you hear about who are running around protesting gay funerals and sleeping with each other on little farms. CHRISTIANS are just people like you and I who just so happen to believe in God. I believe because I have encountered & experienced God just like anybody who really wants to can. my parents didn't force me to believe even though they did as a matter of fact i was an atheist for 10yrs

  • @floetry613 They have a thing called fundementalist christians. According to christianity you have to give it your all to god and I'm sorry but if you aren't on the bus stop screaming at people to convert to christianty or they'll burn in hell then you aren't a "true" christian. You whole idioligy demands you to convert people. Unfortunately, you have it wrong my friend. The crazy christians are the TRUE christians. If you read the bible it says homosexuality is an abomination.

  • @Cherrypoppins18 no, your purpose is not to go around doing all, you are to go into all the world preaching the gospel. to be a christian means u believe in Jesus and you strive to be like him when Jesus witnessed to people he wasn't rude or mean to them he said what he had to say and let them who had an ear to hear he let them hear. even when he sent the disciples out to witness he said anybody who isn't trying to hear what u have to say don't force it, whipe the dust from your feet and leave!

  • Giving ur all 2 something doesn't mean u overdo it. if ur in a relationship & u give all ur love &devotion 2 that person it doesn't mean u start 2 stalk them & kill everybody who looks at him it means that u bond w/ that person deeply & cherish that bond by really loving that person. Christianity is basically living ur life in such a way that others will want to experience God the way that u do. If how u show love to God is turning people away you;re doing it wrong

  • @floetry613 This is just a taste of the garbage that comes from your holy book

    War against the Amalekites

    Now listen to what the LORD Almighty says...3 Go and attack the Amalekites and completely destroy everything they have. Don't leave a thing; kill all the men, women, children, and babies; the cattle, sheep, camels, and donkeys.

    1 Samuel 15:3

  • @Cherrypoppins18 lol im not really sure how my comment about what love is relates to the Amalekites but im not here to persuade u 2 the left nor the right & by all means u may believe what u want 2 believe, but i'm happy believing b/c i kno that there is a difference between understanding & application. I've heard the voice of the Lord & i've watched him make the blind see again,make the sick healed &make miracles happen. He's real in my life & i pray that u soften ur hear & he shows himself 2 u

  • @floetry613 You may believe what you want; if that makes you happy and you don't force your beliefs on others, that's fine. I just wanted to show you that the bible contains not only "virtue", but evil as well, and if you read the whole thing without bias you would see it as well. As long as you aren't willing to hurt or to kill, or to force your beliefs on your children or others you know just because of what a silly book or stranger says, than I respect your belief.

  • @killasaint17 and you call yourself free thinker! Oh the irony so painfull! Thumbs up whore...

  • George Carlin kicks ass especially his political views

  • My paradox:

    If one claims observation to be sole valid criterion to verify evidence, then one EITHER (finds it insufficient yet) insists on a self-refuting requirement against believers (and begs the question), OR (finds it sufficent so) insists on an all-encompassing power of our senses to possibly observe all truth, yet denies the brain was intelligently designed (an inconsistency)

    A reductio ad absurdum.

    Full proof of this can be found on youtube''s "indirect proof of God."

  • @rangergxi Why don't you atheist make worshiping God illegal? Make sure that churches start paying taxes owed to the Government and state that God is nothing more than a fantasy? Then see how many millions of Christians will react. Many atheist tried to cancel "Touched by an Angle", but failed due to many believers. You atheist need to work a little harder! You are nothing but failures in God' eyes!

  • @patsaxon Why don't you atheist make worshiping God illegal?

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    Because unlike others, we do not believe in thought crime. You are free to have your own personal beliefs. I would prefer it if you had rational beliefs, but I will always give you the freedom to believe as you wish. As long as you don’t harm me or anyone else, what you do isn’t a damage, and shouldn’t be treated as so.

    Many atheist tried to cancel "Touched by an Angle",

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    And they were wrong for that.

  • @jillum89 well angles touch in very obtuse ways, that's why they tried to cancel it.

  • I miss George Carlin.

  • Have faith, there is a loving God for all of us. Question not the lord, but question your faith.

  • @patsaxon So I should beleive for no reason?