Werewolf 8 of 9

[jjeeeejjjjr]

"I passed my tapeworm."

[MrGBH]

At 6:47

weren't there some corpses there earlier?

[textthing]

At 2.58, not only do you see the shadow of the camera operator, you also hear his footsteps. Classy.

[paladindarknite]

@textthing thanks for pointing that out! not important but good

[CockyDoody]

She talks like a slightly more lucid Tommy Wiseau

[DickieAnginson]

Werecrow!

[Imawizardbro]

"So any given Bennigans bathroom on any Friday night" lmfao, an absolutely perfect insult. Bennigans is disgusting.

[blossom246810]

"Werewolf?!"

Crow: "No, I'm a squirrel monkey. OF COURSE I'M A WEREWOLF!"

[MrsCaptainEO]

I loved Servo's humming of RHCP's "Under the bridge" at 8:00.

[RossS1990]

@MrsCaptainEO sounded a little like scar tissue

[thetallguy5192]

"I is going to find Paul."

God, I love Mystery Science Theater.

[annamariah]

"I was just praying for the police" is the greatest line in this movie, and that's saying a lot.

[kawaiisweetgirl]

Who the hell every heard of a werewolf that uses doors?

[kawaiisweetgirl]

Dude, the girl didn't even try to hide the fact that she was listening to his whole conversation.

[snimberry]

I literally cannot guess what the stinger is going to be for this episode. There are so many good choices.

[TheMerlinOfAR]

Paul-Wolf : "Ill rip your god damn guts out of your fucken ass hole, and wrap'em around your god damn neck. Ill laugh about it." No wait that's Yuir.

[deathl00k]

The ONLY reason this show got cancelled is the countdown, its annoying

[Drroxxette]

I love how Mike's "Crow" is a nice mix of Bill AND Trace...

[textthing]

Mind you, Were-Paul did a fairly decent roll over that car, ill-timed though it was, and a nice flip over the roof.

[AstralPixie]

"Mike, suddenly you are very very h

WERE-CROW

"Why I oughta..."

"No, I'm a squirrel monkey"

[Leatherbubba]

"I was just praying for the police!"

What?

[DMCdawg]

But over my dead body!

[Shadowlynk]

@DMCdawg I think you mean "ovuh mah dead BAHHHDY!"

[pockypurse]

"Ooooh my goooood...!"

"This is sooo greeeaaat!"

[ninjawraith17]

@pockypurse

A great nod to Flounder from Animal House.

[dork94596]

6:00 "Buttons are neat."

[JayBird4theW1N]

This movie makes NO sense whatsoever.

[SoundsmithOne]

Newsies! 

[Kinemacolour]

Being a werewolf is the manliest thing about this guy.

[Kiljoy947]

Someone was good enough to sweep up the two people Paul killed from in front of Eat. Freakin continuity.

[DAVIDInitiative]

"His powerful bodily funk comes in handy." LMAO

[BlackjackSP]

Haha I always love Mike's chuckling XD

[VirtualKeronian]

@lackofattack

At least the werewolf isn't battling a blood-sucking disco ball. (That's already an indication that a human could kick that werewolf's ass.)

[thegoon2357]

How lovely! Two fro one brain hammers tonight Martha!

What is this? Oh my gosh! This is so great! Holy s--- somebody help me!!!

[Oppledeldoc]

A were-crow? Thot is obsolutely foscinating.

[pastrychef1985]

Why does this film sound like one, long Tommy Wiseau monologue?

[trapadoored]

@pastrychef1985

this movie should be released as a midnight movie-crowds would go crazy for like every scene.

[DanBatesole]

@pastrychef1985

"You're tearing me apart Servo!"

[solocitizen]

@pastrychef1985

I did not bite her, I did not, that's bullshit, it's not true, I did not.

Oh hi werewolf.

[Ashkihyena]

Mike: Oh, he's dusting

Crow: Yeah, his personal hygiene is horrible, but otherwise he's a neat freak.

[OtakuOujo]

two not very scary or rememberable monster dudes named Paul in the same season; first the projected man and now this waerwulf

[guardianfalco01]

oh-boy harpsichord music. lol

[InterEDGE]

oh no, hes running through the streets doing THINGS!

honey, i is being home!

[ChaoticYak]

Have you noticed that my accent has grown as bad as yours?

Oh, god of battles!

[buddyriptide]

Did anyone else cry from laughter when Paul attacked Sam Santa Castro? Guess that body fungus came in handy there ...

[Zoso881]

@buddyriptide Whaats gooooing onnnn? Ohhhh maaaah gaaaaawd! Hoooooly SHiiiiiiiittt!

[GuyWhoWearsShirt]

@buddyriptide You wish you could go out like he did! What with all his self respect, and... Dig...Dignity... ughhh

[GuyWhoWearsShirt]

@buddyriptide ...Wait...He didn't die...

[ErinIsPunk]

"....Werewolf?"

"No, I'm a squirrel-monkey... Of course I'm a werewolf!"

[bakes7288]

Yep, Natalie definitely reminds me of Tommy Wiseau.

[dressupjesus]

@bakes7288 What with her "Don't worry about it" at 9:25. The resemblance is uncanny!

[TheLoneHunter]

@bakes7288

"You is tearing me apart, Yuri!"

[VirtualKeronian]

2:46 - 2:50

Yeah, I can fight better than this guy - and I'm a chick.

[ChaoticYak]

"What happened to him?"

What him?

"Is he in danger?"

What danger?

Buttons are neat.

[mylamename14]

Butovermydeadbody! ;)

[puppetgeneral39]

Man this movie loves slapping women around.

[OzzyFan87]

God Bless Sam The Keeper.

[scooteratreides]

6:28 I got it! She sounds like Skwisgaar Skwigelf, the lead guitarist for Dethklok on Metalocalypse.

[HylianLycan]

Austrian? That's just a different dialect of German, lol

"You is a jerk

I is going to find Paul"

oh my gosh, I have tears running down my face right now, all their cracks at her accent

[ClamThingy]

So I tale it that the actress playing Natile JUST learned English before doing this movie.

[ChaoticYak]

Blech! Don't say essence!

[snakejohnson]

that girls accent is hilarious even without their comments

[pretorious700]

@snakejohnson nice cans though

[snakejohnson]

@pretorious700 very true. I'm pretty sure that's why they cast her

[Tareltonlives]

"Yeah, but how's the pool game going?"

So, here's a question-if Paul the werewolf and Johnny the bat-man ran into each other on the street, who would be more embarrassed?

[ChaoticYak]

@Tareltonlives Well, at least Johnny doesn't turn into a fruit bat...and he IS a bat...or whatever. :) I'd say Paul would be more embarrassed. ...and they'd both feel superior to Paul the Moon Beast since he died and didn't even get the girl. :)

Better question: Which of these two wusses would win in a fight?

[Nemesis7293]

Two things I learned from this movie:

1. If you're in a public bathroom with a werewolf, he'll let you walk calmly past him and out the door.

2. If a werewolf semi-attacks you at the bottom of a staircase and then decides not to kill you after all the best thing to do is to stay in the house and pray for the police to come.

[Melchiorsmith]

This is God! I've reviewed it with the committee and...No! We won't save you.

[TsarIvanIV]

Freddy Krueger. Hellraiser. Paul.

[summers1]

Praying for the polcie?! Not to knock the power of prayer but a telephone might be a more effective method for contacting the authorties, which we probably to called in anyway to deal with Castro there hanging out by the window with a loaded gun.

[PinguimMarco]

"A random citizen that can kick the werewolf's ass, ahn?" hahah

[Theburn77]

he's a were-crow!, A WERE-CROW!!!

[FlippinBooks]

"So it all comes to this?"

Tom: "The... thing that it comes to?"

"You and Noel is in it for fame and fortune?"

Crow: "Yes, we is." LOL

"But over my dead bahhhhdy." Note that the guys didn't even make fun of that line. It didn't even need any help. It was bad enough all by itself.

[AuburnRed1]

Made it Ma, top of the Farmer's Bank!

If Paul turns out to be....an actor.

So let's continue to explore your feelings about your father.

What him? What danger?

Hold on.... there's more.

So it all comes to this... The thing that comes to?

That "over my dead body" line would have more meaning if she said it with more emotion.

I think "R" is a diner. :D

[AuburnRed1]

That is one Crow too many! (I love the shout out to Crow's voice changing every seven years or so. :D)

Oh boy harpsichord music tonight!

Oh no, he's running through the street doing things!

I'd rather follow the story of Random Citizen than the rest of these idiots! :D

[ChaoticYak]

Paul! Is you at this place?

[InterEDGE]

i lost it at 2:45, he just sucker punches that woman out of nowhere and the stock sound effect seals the deal.

[globbo100]

"Miss Natalie, I don't think you should go up there. Something horrible has happened."..."I passed my tapeworm."

"Fellow free men, brother militiamen, come to my aid!"

Shouldn't Sam accompany Natalie to Paul's room, with the shot gun?

[serpico89]

ooh come with me martha, there's a 2 for 1 special at the bar!

[serpico89]

newsies!

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, no! He's running through the streets, doing things!

[M0VIES4U2]

Poor Mike. He's really getting the blunt of it, this episode.

[Ayria]

"Your voice is going to inexplicably change every 7 years or so"

LMAO, what a great inside reference to Trace Beaulieu leaving the show

[Daelock]

@Ayria I believe the Futurama guys call that "Hanging a lantern on it" in one of their commentaries.

[MrDartz]

Holy Mother of God! Hillbilly Castro's acting is worse than that four eyed mook from Troll 2!

[Tareltonlives]

@MrDartz OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!

[educatedcockroach]

@Tareltonlives OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO SAVE ME!!!

[lordofwar0828]

"oh great a random citizen who can kick a werewolf's butt."

[swgmigraines]

Basquiat is in danger!

[RavnDream]

"No, I'm a squirrel-monkey. OF COURSE I'M A WEREWOLF, you..."

"Eh, would you mind eating this jar of meat-tenderizer before I kill you?"

[zachi033]

her accent is an airborne virus!

[alexpr82]

omg Ilove how the hairy militiaman just breaks the fourth f#$%ing wall lol. I guess the director said cuat and print this is gold lmao

[Haddasa]

What Him? what Danger?

[spitfire5scottie]

Our hero, the random citizen.

[benjaminthefox]

I will never get over how he was, "Praying for the police."

What did he expect, a big booming voice in the police station saying, "Sam the Keeper is in trouble! Hop to it, men!"?

In a movie full of inexplicable things, that line always gets me.

[alexpr82]

I know when in his first scene he had a 12 gauge shotgun wut the hell?!?!!! lol

[AuburnRed1]

@benjaminthefox LOL!!! Well if they don't rescue Sam who else will protect all of those grounds in fatigues and carry guns?

The man is needed. I'm sorry the wierd loon is needed!

[EponymousKid]

@benjaminthefox Not to take the wind out of your sails, but I think Sam meant when he heard Natalie come in, he was hoping it was the police.

[EponymousKid]

@EponymousKid Wait, nevermind, I somehow missed the part where he was quite obviously praying.

Man, shows me for trying to find some semblance of logic in any of these movies, huh?

[Kinemacolour]

4:44 The white-haired archeologist licks the phone similarly to Robert Denby.

[DarkAbsol8811]

I think the werewolves in this film need PeptoBismol....

[DarkAbsol8811]

Yuri's got a wig for every occasion!!!!!

[thx291]

This movie actually came out in 1996??

It looks so early 80s.

[DarkAbsol8811]

Yeah, especially Yuri's hair! When did it come out? 1960s?!?!?!?!

[Nezbitt]

You and Noel is...?

I've got it, she's Skwisgaar!

But honestly, I can't tell if the guy playing Sam is just naturally like that or if it's what the script calls for.

[ChaoticYak]

You and Noel is in it for fame and fortune?

"Yes, we is."

You is a jerk. I is going to find Paul.

I love the bad grammar there.

[scooteratreides]

@Nezbitt Damn! I should've read the comments first! I just posted the same thing about Skwisgaar.

[carcrash89]

I don't know who's harder to understand Wurwulf girl or Tommy Wiseau?

[Kinemacolour]

Oh chai, Wurrwulf."

[SonnyFern]

One of the best episodes of MST3K EVER!!! This movie is so godawful bad...my god...

"But what about the poolgame??"

[M0VIES4U2]

Not to mention the Were-Crow gag with Mike!

[ChaoticYak]

I love that they keep the net on Mike in the theater!

[darkprose]

"Honey, I is being home!" LOL

[ScorpiusRaven]

Yuri the Bulgarian-Italian-Brooklynite apparently owns stock in Paul-Mitchell

[Threeblacks]

"You is a jerk!"

[LuckyBlackCatXIII]

...is it weird that I actually like Sam the keeper? I don't know why D:

[ScorpiusRaven]

Redneck Fidel Castro Charlie Daniels Jr. is the most likeable character in the movie :)

[Isaacian27]

Well, he IS the only character in the movie that you can somewhat understand.

[chusidhe]

am i the only one who thinks that the ass with the-ever-changing-hair looks just like simon-what's-his-ass when he wears a t-shirt?

[vlcupper]

Simon who? Simon LeBon? Simon Says? Simon Cowell?

[chusidhe]

yeah. simon cowell! sorry, i always lose any games wherein we have to know celebrity names and etc.

[KingGeorge1024]

3:00 You can see the cameraman's shadow!

[vlcupper]

And that's the ONLY thing wrong with this movie?

[textthing]

@KingGeorge1024

Not only that, you hear his footsteps. Ouch.

[AndrewSavesTheDay]

I love the joke about Crow's voice xD

[ichigatsujohn]

where the hell are all these actors FROM????

[Headbanger142]

But over my dead body! You hear me?

[Jackthemonkey666]

ah great, a random citizen that can kick a werewolfs ass, uh

[Reelbigearth]

God I just love the thing Mike is wearing on his head XD

[Oppledeldoc]

"So the real danger is from NON-werewolves outside."

I think of that line when it comes to movies like "It's Alive," when they tell you the killer baby isn't the danger, everyone else is!

[EponymousKid]

@Oppledeldoc Or, Hell, half a dozen other MST3K movies. Remember Tommy in Pod People? Trumpy and his folks kind of killed a bunch of people, but he (and the movie) clearly thought of THEM as the victims.

[Cosmoline]

We believe in NOTHING!

[ManaAdvent]

"Turning into a werewolf plus my irritable bowel syndrome is acting up too."

"Oh boy! Harpsichord music today!"

"Hey man! What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm playing, alright!"

"I'm sorry, I had to take that call. So let's continue to explore the feelings about your father."

"Yes we is."

"Oh lovely! It's two for one green hammers tonight, Martha!"

"Werewolf?"

"No I'm a squirrel monkey, of course, I'm a werewolf!"

[hollyhuffstutler]

I'm not sure what's more painful, when Wurwilf girl just stares at the camera and deappans her lines or when she actually tries to act

[KaristaSwiss]

heh your voice will change every 7 years or so hehehe :-)

[DisturbedOneX]

whattss goinnng oonnn

oohh myy gooddd

holly jessusss fathherr

savvee meee

[annthebold]

Nice LOOOOOOOOOL

[StoneColdSergio]

Everytime I hear one of those wolf howls I expect "Thriller" to start playing.

[Lank006]

"Pahll, is you at this place?"

[ryukXsayu27]

LOLWUT? I started laughing so hard when those two old ladies walked into the bar.

[melodyssong4916]

Yes, we is.

[PaigePenelope]

"You're beautiful" LOL!!

[CarolinaOcelot]

Yuri is like an untalented Ricardo Montalban.

[annthebold]

Just without the sex appeal. (WHAT!?! Ricardo Montalban, God rest his shoul, was hot. Look at him in Star Trek II).

[hollyhuffstutler]

Seconded!

[Ashkihyena]

Yeah, they wouldn't have to worry about catching him before sunup, cause well, every night in this movie is the full moon, so yeah.

[jrmarrero96]

What about a "Were-Servo?"

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Put him in a cage, hold a press conference, and let the world see what we've acheived!" -I'm sorry what have they acheived?! They've acheived in reviving a curse that maked people grow fur and hurt other people. Yay.

[ZaharaUzumaki]

Crow:"Oh, that's just his secret hair-dying place."

Mike:"Oh no, my were-tummy."

Tom Servo:"Oh great, a random citizen that can kick a werewolf's ass."

Mike:"I is going to find Paul."

Crow:"No, I'm a squirrel-monkey, of course I'm a werewolf."

Mike:"Uh, this is God, I've reviewed it with the committee and no we won't save you."

Tom Servo:"Fellow freemen, brother militiamen, come to my aid."

[Sudenak]

Were-Crow; I wish I was a were-crow