Old People

[MoonDragon1313]

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach, the whales started singing "We are family!" (No offence to my mother RIP D:)

[sL0AN3zY]

Omg ur so nice and funny. Yo mamma so small everytime she walks of a kerb she commits suicide

[xy2z1997]

This outro was so heart-warming. She's so cute :D

[kiwikid6]

Your eyebrows ate so sexy with all there movements ;) xxxx

[thecoolkid10199]

yo mama so ugly Bob the builder looked at her and said " I can't fix that"

[TheCrazyShowAZ]

Your mama so old her best friend was Jesus

[neighborhaber]

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[person12345678912341]

Here's some more your mama so dirty truckers tell her to watch her language yo mama so old her social security number is 1 yo mama so poor cockroaches leave notes around the house sayin clean this place up yo mama so fat when she fell off a cruise ship they had to put a new island on the map yo mama so ugly on the back of her boyfriends neck it says made in china (like the labels no offense to the Chinese)

[person12345678912341]

I got like millions of to mama jokes here are some yo mama so po she can't even afford the o and r yo mama so stupid when I said it was chilly outside she brought a bowl and spoon yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued yo mama so old she was featured on antiques roadshow yo mama so poor she had to put a candy bar on layaway

[Jesseica97]

Up momma so old tht when god said let their be light she hit the switch! :)

[MunroeC1]

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE BOWLS WITH THE PLANETS!

[MunroeC1]

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE TOOK A BITE OUT OF A SCHOOL BUS AND ASKED"WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?"

[candy20953]

LOLZ.: yo mama joke --->> YO MAMA SOOOOO OLD THAT SHE FORGOT HER GLASSES AND SHE STARTED MAKING OUT WITH A TOILET!!!!! O.O yeah thats right i just wrote that and guess what WHEN SHE FOUND THE GLASSES SHE DIDNT CARE AND KEPT KISSING THE TOILET TOOO ;-)

[notagainjez]

yeah wait untill u have to take care of ur elderly parents. Its awful!

[fierysuccubus]

Kind of a random comment/question thing... I am jealous of your eyebrow color. I am a redhead but my eyebrows are like brownish blonde instead of my hair color. If you use an eyebrow pencil, what brand and color is it?!

[mshenny1000]

yo mumma so fat, when she stepped on the scales it read "I asked for your weight not for your phone number!" Only joking i mean mums are great tee hee x

[MessyJess411]

yo moma is so old, that she is still telling yo mama jokes.

[MessyJess411]

yo moma jokes are so old, that she is still telling yo mama jokes.

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

They're glad that they made it that far.

[FluffyCandyPanda]

yo mama so old she baby sat for jesus

[MushroomGalaxy69]

2:34 I know what you mean. I used to volunteer in an old folks home. I get up at 6:00am, barely able to keep my eyes open, unable to think about anything else but how tired I am. And here are all these old people, sitting in their giant wheelchairs, half asleep on their headrests. I envy them EVERY DAY lol.

[HellGirl3421]

old people scare me 

[RichieDude93]

I would enjoy strangling you

[TheRoninxxi]

this woman melts me...

[tomyv1661]

yo mamas just like the McDonalds menu! fat,greasy, and worth 1 dollar...

[imluvable13]

yo mammas so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

[Jesseica97]

Yo mamma so old wen god said "let there be light!" she flipped the switch!!

[Jesseica97]

To mamma's so old tht wen god said "let there be light!" she flipped the switch!!!

[SuperDenvil]

YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SEE WALKED IN WALMART THEY SIDE NO PETS ALLOWED LOL

[littlemsrheeba]

this is a fat yo mama jk

yo mama so fat when the omouter said to put in what continent she lived in she said her name

[aquamancer107]

Space bucks? As in from Space Balls? I love you... <3

[Apoptosis89]

The hottest girl on the Internet

[Purrfectification]

yo mama so old she had to DIE

[gailmckennag]

women can either cook or f**k , either way they can't talk.

[jessmus1]

Burnd my toast is the cutest thing ive ever heard.

[iloveyou6661000]

okay so this is fat bout moms but

yo momma so fat she walked outside in a red dress,

and three years old boy yelled mommy look at the firetruck :)

[cleosober]

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[LolVermillion]

Burn my toast? GOD, that had me laughing for some time.

[jpmeyer95]

yo mamma so old she is older than grandma

[bremenskater]

Spricket, Old people get like crabby because A) they didn't get fucked enough in their life or B) the fact stands that they can't fuck the way that younger people do.

[bremenskater]

Spricket, Old people get like crabby because A) they didn't get fucked enough in their life or B) the fact stands that they can't fuck the way that younger people should.

[MegaCoolz123]

Yo mama is so fat she don't pictures she takes posters lol

[3greenmonkey]

Ur momma so stupid she tired to drown a fish! Ur momma so stupid she tired to through a bird off the cliff!!!

[cdejohn4]

Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the 1st grade.

[sambam662266]

Yo mama so old, when she was in school they didn't have a history class

[bigguyjames34]

Yo Mama so old, she calls father time son.

[sonicwolf101]

yo mamma is so old she stepped over dinosaur turds

[DeJuanDon]

I am not gay. 

[DeJuanDon]

See, by taking them out... I meant engaging them. Snapping their necks and maiming them and whatnot.

[DeJuanDon]

The last thing I saw was one guy running towards the house before I went inside.

[DeJuanDon]

That was about two weeks before she died.

[DeJuanDon]

The last time I saw her there were two guys screaming outside the house about killing someone. Her and my friend ran into the house. I stood outside the door, I said, "What do you want me to do?" I was wearing a black cowboy hat and leather trench coat. I said, "What do you want me to do? I'll take these motherfuckers out right now." They just was like, "Get in here," and those guys stood outside and screamed while we sat in there and talked.

[DeJuanDon]

God Damn it!!! Alright... I really need to smash this fucking computer. Bye.

[134eevee]

yo mama so old she know jesus's fone #

yo mama so old her birthday expierd

[Khurst890]

yo mama so old she old

there hows that

[Khurst890]

yo mama so old i gave her a banana and she gave it to her dad

there hows that

[JheredStern]

OK I just started watching this girl's rants. Respect, but I have to comment. She has huge breasts! You go girl.

[ashehitch]

your mom's so old... she's your mom.

[elduendeverde92]

'What else they have to do?'

NOTHING! XD

Laughed so f*cking hard.

[LaurenAnneHoff]

You have really nice eyebrows! I'm jealous!

[io3000gamma]

She's so sexy in that dress wtf.!

[chellsian]

I want you cause I love U baby

[xrainbowmintx]

I know why old women are so happy, cos they don't get periods anymore!! =]

[rachierose21]

yo mama so dumb that she tripped over a cordless telephone wire

[Mangolover87]

My mom was a pro. seamstress so her n I had a joke DAT sed my mommas so old she was the 1 who gave Moses his coat of many colors!

[SupernaturalDR]

@Mangolover87 that was joseph

[chicojim23]

yo mamas so fat when she see a school bus filled with white kids, she think its a twinkie

[syd4698]

yo momma so old... her drivers license says expired.....haha

[Ana5555551]

yo mama is so old she got her bible signed

[gwstarwalker]

I just turned 50 last week.

I don't feel old.

Is there something wrong with me?

[RWHEEL07]

OMG, there was an ad next to this video for the Scooter Store. When you said, "old happy people", a smiling old lady popped up in her scooter. Almost fell out of my chair laughting. xD

[WILD4X4D]

Well, one of my dads friends is only 36, and has 2 artificial hips,

[generalgooge7]

yo mama so black.......

[rachierose21]

@generalgooge7 that is rude

[generalgooge7]

@rachierose21 I know... aren't all yo mama jokes??

[rachierose21]

@generalgooge7 yeah, not all of them make fun of people because of their skin color!

[generalgooge7]

@rachierose21 True, but in life you are going to have to suffer racism weather you agree with it or not

[rachierose21]

@generalgooge7 you mean whether.

[proff180]

"Old" is much more of a relative concept than an absolute one, my late mother had me when she was 38 which was considered late to have a baby back in the 60's, I'm now coming up to 47 years old, yet, back then when I was just a boy I considered my mother to be old though she was younger than I am now, when I look at photos of her and me back then she doesn't look how I thought of her back then, she looks young because of the fact that I have now gone past her age back then, it's funny.

[ThePhrozac]

Yo mamas so dumb she starved in a grosery store

[cutierenesmeegirl]

OMG IM NOT EVEN KIDDING I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT

[Sub4Subzlolz]

Yo mama so fat she fell in love ... and broke it .

[WillMii]

Yo mama's so fat

[LiamHughes69]

you are quite the fool

[crazyladybug223]

yo mama so stupid she already told you this joke

[crazyladybug223]

yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

[ThomasMorgo3]

yo mamma so stupid she wondered where the 1x multiplier is

[ThomasMorgo3]

yo mamma so stupid she wondered where the 1x multiplier is

[XxlittlelindaxX]

yo mama so old she has pictures of her and jesus in the 3rd grade :DD

[Lulubeth100]

Yo mamma is so ugly dat bob the builder came and said " Oh I cant fix that "

[kage06]

FOXO GENES! Better the have the GG's

[chicojim23]

@kage06 the ggs from jet set radio?

[Thegamer8181]

Yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in the 4th grade...

[SabreMatt311]

You're looking pretty old.......you'r an OLD 36-37..nutty, single, moldy fruitcake. Grow Up!

[BDFdaTnT]

I googled some too lol...

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she s*cks, she bl0ws and lies in the closet

... oh my, I rolled dying of laughter

[BDFdaTnT]

Yo momma's so fat her gravity distorts space time, hence defabricating the universe and killing us all :O

Yo momma's so fat she wears the asteroid belt on her waist

Yo mum's so fat, she leaves fossils in her footprints

Yo momma's so fat that her bad wind could fuel the planet

Yo momma's so fat that I doubt she ever gave birth to you

Yo momma's so fat she got timezones

Yo momma's so fat she went to the beach and stole all the suntan

Yo momma's so fat she whipes her ass with highway adverts

[brit498]

Yo mama so fat tht when she bungie jumped off the bridge she went str8 to hell!

[chloeqluvsmusic]

yo mamas so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money.yo mamas so stupid wen she found out her husband was flying over seas she tryed 2 jump over the alphabet.yo mamas so stupid tat wen she was playing pool and some1 said flush,she ran 2 the bathroom.

[chloeqluvsmusic]

yo mamas so fat she has her own magnetic field.yo mamas so fat tat wen she said she wanted a water bed they layed a blanket over the pacific ocean.yo mamas so ugly wen she walks outside she makes the clouds cry.lol( i just made tat 1 up)

[lalaloopaful]

your momma is so old, she was a waitress at the last super!

[TheCandycaneable]

Yo mama so old that her birth certificate says (expired)!!!!! luv you ka hopefully that don't sound lesbo i luv you like a sister well you get the pic ttyl

[thejacesterness]

Lol ur like a dirty version of Katilette from the shaytards.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

That is God bless you Karen Alloy, sorry missed a key, but still bless you.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

God bless you Karen Allow, people who hate old people will only eventually hate themselves and already shut themselves out of life. God bless old people, they earned the right to be old.

[CrazyXLoverXGirl]

"That just really burnt my toast, you know what i mean?"

No, no i do not.

[sophiadelphia]

ok don´t know if someone already mentioned these: yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says: to be continued.

yo mama is called fred and is driving a truck.

[xerisma]

y tree and hit every branch on the way down, these were all from memory, please at least mention me in your next video, i would ery much appreciate a whole video but i dont want to impose... but hey i think its worth five minutes of your time to talk about me in a video for all these funny ass jokes.

[xerisma]

yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see people waving.

yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu,

yo mama so fat it took me two trains and a bus just to get on her good side, she owe me tree fitty

yo mama so old she invented yo mama jokes! i just came up with that! lolololol

yo mama so fat she got mo chins than a tokyo phone book,

yo mama so fat that she broke your family tree,

yo mama so ugly that she looks like she got run over by the ugly train/fell out a ugl

[xerisma]

yo mama so fat she fell down broke her leg and gravy poured out.

yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

yo mama so fat that she puts mayonaisse on her aspirin

yo mama so fat she sat on a quater and a booger popped out of george washington's nose.

yo mama so old, that her mama told her the dinosaurs died because she touched herself at night!, lol i like that one.

yo mama so old she owes jesus twenty bucks.

yo mama so stupid she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch

[MasterXxploder]

MY DAD SAYS HOMESLICE ha!

[JessicaRabbit1011]

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BE ON SNL!

You're great.

[lalaland1435]

yo mama so old she was best friends with jesus, yo mama so fat when she went skydiving in her yellow dress, everyone thought the sun was falling, yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone, yo mama so stupid she went to an orthodontist to get a blue tooth, yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning, yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it, yo mama so fat her waist size is equator.

[lalaland1435]

yo mama so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices

[SunChick11]

Yo mama's so stinky, she made a freakin oinin cry!

Sorry for the spelling!

[ChimaDah71]

Yo' mama's so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and sayd "Okay!"

[Casey3390TV]

i cant wait till im old. then when a kid is being stupid i can smack em with a purse.

yup

only 90 sumthing more years to go.

iiiiiiiii think:|

[renu274]

yo mama so fat she got stuck in time .

[countach27]

It's actually very sad that her dad died few months after this ;(

[bauer444]

Shut the fuckup you are giving me a headache

[HaylieLauderdale99]

Your mamas so fat when a bus went by she said go catch that Twinkie. Your mommas so old and fat that when she jumped she cracked the liberty bell. Your mamas so fat when she jumped in the drowned she ate the lifesaver.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

Old: The spew doesn't go across the bed anymore, still love you honey.

[avptv]

haha the mama jokes killed me. yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out.

[56hehehehe56]

yo mama so dumb , someone said it was chilly outside and she ran and got a bowl

[schlomusify]

yo mama so old she finished menopause right after ur conception... wait... ah screw it she is fuckin old

[PinkkElephantt]

that just burns my toast.... rofl, love it xD

[yugiohdestroyerXD]

yo mama so old she knew burger king when he was a prince

[Bender2522]

@yugiohdestroyerXD thats not even funny

[Decurion505]

@yugiohdestroyerXD Yo mama so old she got a single-digit Social Security Number, FIVE!

[mcneuschris]

@Decurion505 LOOOOOL

[StreakyTheFurry]

@yugiohdestroyerXD yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died

[spelvini]

I wish you were my little girl-

[TheDunngirl]

HAHa I no I'm old 76 years old haha ( Jk)

[BigAndTall666]

Yo mams´s so old that she carries a casket as a backpack...

[MyReyes12]

my gradmas a luvo :)

[MrTurtleofAwsesome]

YO MAMA SO OLD, THAT SHE died

[nikidnikid]

i love it how whenever it says "the end" its never the end... annd yo mama so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

[tedryan20]

yo mommas so fat and white got thought she was a sprinkled donoght lol :D

[millertas]

"When I get old" You assume that you will grow old. Believe me you could die tomorrow, it happens. Having seen my 18 year old son die in front of my eyes I can understand why old people are happy. The ideal person has the body of a 20 year old, the knowledge of a 50 year old and the wisdom of an 80 year old. There is always something to look forward to.

[thecaptainbobbi]

@millertas

wow, way to ruin the video.

[arsnel366]

I was driving my grandad somewhere in the car and he farted it was horrible

[theHoustonStrangler]

i love old white guys in tittie bars that go after the black girls

[Seasidesurfer]

Love the roadmap on your chest ! :)

[ximbetterthenyoux]

i love old people especially old black guys named charlie-charles

[tinkupittu]

Why don't old ppl have long hair??

When Karen gets old won't she have her awesome long hair anymore???

*Not lesbian*

[lalaland1435]

@tinkupittu well, my grandmas 64 and her hair is below her waist. its LONG.

[micharulez]

God ur beautiful..

[emmabea123]

Yo mamma so ugly she cried whil she was looking in the mirror

[MysteryProjectThe]

jealous of old people omg weird

[KingCadaverous]

you mama so old that when she got in a bad mood she scared the dinosaurs away!

And way to come out with a video on my 15th bday Karen!! GOOD JOB! :P

[whytevamp333]

ok so first of all ur dad sounds really cool!!!! :) my dad is pretty cool too!!! hes like a mexican mario im hispanic. second of all i hope u live a pretty good life. 3rd and last of all. that goat or cow or whatever that was really startled me!!!!!!!!!!!

[smandsome7]

yo mama's so fat she keeps snickers in her inventory (that's a warcraft joke :p)

[surrenderyoursuspend]

your eyebrows move a lot

[wruneskape]

yo mama so fat she got diabetes and had one of her legs amputated.

[Mskatie1357]

@wruneskape thats not funny

[guitarlvrify]

old people are so happy because the doctors put them on happy pills!!

[RaspberrySlurpee]

couldn't. stop. watching. her eyebrows.

[PooleSilly]

@RaspberrySlurpee i know she`s hot idn`t she want me 2 ask her out on

a date 4 u haaaaaaaaaaaa?

[blackstudios]

ginger bum hole

[yousuck705]

fuck your lame you stupid bitch you do nothing but talking crap.

go old people! XD

[HyBriiDInSaNiTy]

@timreyes58 wouldnt that mean her teeth were red

[undermoonlightglow]

Dad is in a nursing home. I see him almost everyday. I see and know the other residents there. You act like all humans are one and the same. I hope you don't end up sitting in a hallway, in a wheelchair, drooling. Even if it means that you die in a car crash.

[timreyes58]

Your moms teeth are so yellow that everytime she opens her mouth traffic stops.

[timreyes58]

@m4nu78 hahahahahaha

[nimoisansvous]

Shouldn't you take this down? Didn't your father die? :/

<3

[rahbbayrahb420]

yo mama so old she peddles a bicycle faster than a blue bird school bus and she aint got no legs!!!!!!

[lalaland1435]

@rahbbayrahb420 ? lol i honestly dont get that. excuse me for i am part blonde XD

[gutter310]

yo mamma so old her social security numebr is 2 yo momma so old when god said let there be light he had to tell her to get out the way first

yo mamma so dumb ,somen said it was chilly outside and she ran and got a bowl( i know its not an old joke but its just one of my faves)

[Godzie1]

Years go by fast & all of us get older. It's true what spinemelter2000 said. Us old people are happier because this life soon will end. But what scares me is reincarnation & that I might have to come back again...Oh God this time let it be w/a rich family! :P

[SammyGirl1230]

The sad thing about this is that she said that her dad wouldnt die anytime soon...And then he dies...

[RebelRouser1219]

@spricket24 Yo, can you do a video with no clothing? Or at least no bra? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

[Simonmealylandrover]

fuck you get hotter in every video you make please ride me you have unreal tits

[1307DanySaix]

Yo mama so old, she rode chariots to school!

[UlsterHVF]

your momma is sooooooooooo old she owes JESUS a $5 bill!!

[UlsterHVF]

your momma is sooooooooooo old she owes JESUS a $5 bill!!

[jovifcp]

redheads are the best....

[TheMattMan2012]

Yo mamma's so old she was put in the museum as an exhibit

[KukaixKyoko]

u remind me of Kat from Victorious O.O

pwnage :D

[hogf1]

your mama so old last time she could walk she was in a outhouse

[Creamtea110]

When you're old, i will make a video making fun of you.

[MsCherryPiie]

yo mama so fat! when she sings - its over