Best AC Transit Bus Fight I Am A Muthaf*cka - Epic Beard Man - ★DSTWD★ (David Spates )

[thunderbirdlver]

Hilarious video. Dude on the toilet is funny as hell.

[gstandsblack]

seen the same in jail once..! black guy tried to punk out a white kid and got his jaw broke and then choked out..!!! black dude was tapping like it was a UFC fight but , white boy was not stopping and had the black dude eyes rolling up in his head..!!! After that all the blacks in that jail dorm were quite polite after wards..!!!

[sotohusla]

HAHAHAHAHAHA BET HE MIND HIS BUSINESS NEXT TIME! LOL!

[alanmeires]

LOL class 

[Twostripez]

Ooh! Now I recognize the old man, Its techno vikings father!

[2000ULTRA]

Press charges trying to get something for nothing. I'd like to be on that jury. Typical.  That veteran didn't get to that age being stupid or weak.

[TheBunnyb0y]

all i can say is the 1st to strike is the 1st to loose an argument, but still i have no idea what went down, dont get why ppl have to be all hostile instead of a bit of comunication : p

[Mikeharrybusse]

4:44 lady, WHAT THE FUCK? What, u've never seen an old bearded man kick another man's ass?

[vckvargas]

Hey I was just wondering? Wasn't there a wonderful lady that fought "FOR THE RIGHTS" she would not move from the front to the back of the bus.. The young guy told the old guy to go to the front.. Huh?? Why is everyone wants to be on the back now.. I've ride the bus and everyone and their gramma wants to be on the back.. Just a food for thought.. Lol

[slarne]

First clue someone is a badass, looking cool whilst wearing a fanny pack.

[ElAlistair]

The old i not 150 u fucken nigger his 67 and why the fuck are you on the fucken toylet ewww wtf nigger!

[caseywhisman11]

he's right, never fuck with old white people. i'd fight 10 young people before i'd take on one old vet....they got that old anger.

[GiGi2O11]

LOL! The old Black lady knew what you were talking about. She was trying to convince the Black guy to stop the whole time!

[macitoneto]

bring m&ms

[78autodidact]

true coward @4:55

[lsvtecsir]

dude ur funny as hell .!! ambalamps ?/ subscribed !!!

[KosovoBlackTiger]

The white guy is actually a Vietnam Vet and the black guy is 50 or 51 I don't remember!

But what I do remember is DON'T MESS WITH FUCKING VETERANS THEY'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

[bmx7596]

@KosovoBlackTiger tryin downplay, look at cha

[flipzclub2]

lol...funny!!!!

[RoryVideos]

Your toilet is awkwardly close to the door.

[elizabedford]

This makes me a little giddy inside. I can't wait to get old now.

[xVyKariousx]

Bring da am-buh-lance

[MrJarhead8541]

nice



[slimpickns1]

I know one guy that aint getting shit from santa this year

[DeathValleyWarthog]

@slimpickns1 seems that he got something already. 'Cause that guy looked like Santa!!!! And he gave it to him alright...

[MrZfunishere]

You keep knockin on the Devils door, sooner or later, somebody gonna answer! Punk got what he deserved.

[fredidiid]

Cara vcs são fudidos cala essa boca aki TCP porra

[Badazzgt500]

if u play with fire dont be shocked when u get burnt. u earned a subsribe thats was funny keep up the vids.

[1melahat]

Pinch that loaf, you funny!

[JoyNicole1974]

This is the same kind of "thug life" clown who probably beats up girls.

[Ericrookiee420]

6 foot 15xD

[Slushbut]

AMBALAMPSE

[Jasonpimp8402]

lol ammmmmbalance

[dgocko3]

haha you say some funny ship! fudging hilarious commentary <3

[KingNiros]

I don't look at this in a race perspective. I look at it like this. Sometimes when you look for trouble or try to own someone, it can backfire and then you get your ass handed to you. lol

[riotking20]

ambulampse lol

[YesheGyatso]

that is some funny ass "ship" right there.

[vpippens78]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[stabbins84]

Chunk Norris' teacher.

[41mkpz]

that cracker whooped his hard black ass ha ha ha nigga

[batmanRisen08]

and the whole time, he's on the toilet....

[Rossip00s]

Sounds like he say's @ 6.06...."bring M&M's" Everyone loves a tasty chocolate snack after being KO'd by a pensioner!

[Mindbender05]

@Rossip00s Actually, it's Amber Lamps. Could be his girlfriend :P

[beeceerich]

Lmao

[assassn2992]

I thought the black guys where saposed to be tough but an old white man Wupped his ass

[goodmoneyg18]

that old lady sound like she was gettin stabed n her chest when they was fighten lmao

[BigRedBearr]

sittin on tha toilet..

[goodmoneyg18]

is it me or does that cacasion guy look like ah lumberjack lol :D

[no1sexgodforever]

i love sitting on the toilet......FREEDOM!!!!!

[countrysfucked]

haha great commentary funny as fuck

[MrFeets4life]

THAT OLD GUY WAS THE SHIT!

[Supertheman13]

lol 6'15'

[pun1311]

y the fuck is that dude taking a shit

[MrRayquazaking]

BEHOLD THE CHAMPION OUR WORLD DESERVES.

[MessiGod10]

Whoa shit i just noticed there's a hot white chick sitting by the dumb nigger 1:05

[brianwolfman313]

wow what a dumbass you are.

[brett42696]

ok...is it me or is the funniest part of this video when some lady yells "OH LORD!!"

[joe00pimp]

Hahahah it's all fun and games til u get beat by a 150 year old 6 foot 15 dude in a leather Danny pack

[visborg1]

hahaha next time ..... i´ll fuck u up

[MogensPeralta]

HAHAHAHAHA! OWNED for life! What a pussy!

[FoRealz42]

4:39 for FALCOWWNNNN PUNCH!

[METALUPYOURASS3996]

6"15 hahahahahahaha funniest thing ive ever heard

[kyrkbymannen]

Why blogging at the John??

[monkey1234567891012]

im black and im not raceist but thats 1 stuipid ass nigga he deserved whatever beating he got

[ScottyBoy843]

@monkey1234567891012 The old guy stabbed him when he knocked him down

[elchirris100]

the black doo looks like beatle juise

[matty8371]

He be leakin.....all of em was leakin except for the ol man.......

[toiharris00]

Hahaha! I never thought this video could be even funnier. The commentary was the icing on the cake. The idiot in the "cornrows and Eazy E shades" got totally owned by the old dude. Each time I watch this vid, a part of me anticipates some sort of "lost footage"..the footage that shows his loud mouth friend getting her ass kicked for being an ignorant instigator.

[71NovaSS]

The she-boon was egging it on before her he-boon got his ass kicked.

[raveonraven]

@71NovaSS shut ur cracka ass up wit tht heboon sheboon shit

[arturdrozdz297374]

did that bitch call his bitch ass pinky lol

[arturdrozdz297374]

he got served lol good ass whoopin pops

[SPIDEI2]

AS NON BIAS AS U MAKE IT HONESTLY U SAYIN EVERY1 BUT OLD WHITE GUYS SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT AINT TRUE

[Chriskeaten]

That was pretty hilarious

[KingTekins]

Hahaha this guy is actually hilarious

[msigler78]

Bring da ambalamps. BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

[TheRandomuser12345]

at 4:45 it sounded like dave chappelle! XD

[luimba]

@TheRandomuser12345 hahaha nice observation

[GoldenPearl13]

I thought he said bring m&ms

[MrIceDutch]

thumbs up ifyou didn't see him takin a shit at first:P

[romohammad]

r u conformable making the video while taken a shit?

[USMC465]

That's what happens when you mess with a USMC Vietnam veteran.

[MrComaro123]

like he said he just got his ass wooped and says "im goind fuck you up " when it's goin to be the other way around

[kazumahazeuzumaki]

Your commentary is perfection.

[brandon9271]

Bring da ambalamps!

[awsomestuff98]

6'15?



[awsomestuff98]

i like how the old guy moved to the front of the bus trying to get away from the trouble and that nigga had to move to the front of the bus and continue his shit with him, leave him alone, hes a 65 year old veteran, he should be living in peace, the old man knew he could kick his ass and he still left the trouble. He didnt want to fight so let him alone!

[awsomestuff98]

whys the guy taking a shit???

[GangstaThaMenace]

LMFAO this video kills me every fuckin time

[Clearflight89]

funny

[courtside00]

normally i don't like video commentary, but that was some funny ship!

[76Cent]

@courtside00 Just to update people. They're making a movie adaptation of this story it's called "Bad Ass" thumbs up so people can see.

[cidie1]

Hahaha awesome comments dude :)

[mrpepe333able333]

Dumb ass got hit so freaking hard he didn't know if he was coming or going, or wanted amba-lamps or M&M's...Whitebeard rang his freaking bell, but HARD! Damn, some people can ONLY learn the hard way.

[menard98]

he wanted that methol goodness.

[infringinator]

self defense? Dude pushed old whitey and then white man just snapped and threw like 8 punches. I say lock them both up they both low class of society

[bgg0936]

ha ha he got what he had comming to him...!

[L0Lpancakes]

Subscribed haha funny shit bro

[LilBabyStrawberri]

that youtube name..

[violetshamrock]

"they got old people strength" THIS IS A GREAT VIDEO !! "its all fun and games 'til a 150 year old white man beat your a** in front of everyone on a bus!!" LOL!!!

[zakandbrandon1]

You are so funny

[BIGman0922]

IS HE ON THE TOILET LOL!!!!!!!!



[Devoti]

lol'd nice comments.

[SAMFlSHER40l7]

your sick pull your pants up no1 wants to see you be taking a shit!

[SwiftCanucker]

OLD PEOPLE STRENGTH!! ROFL

[Magd32]

That guy had his red face juice all over the fudging bus chair xDD he deserved it. You go 150 year old white dude.

[scgamerd]

Why do you squat while peeing? You're a man

[LilBabyStrawberri]

@scgamerd

obviously he was takin a shit.

[TankTeknyc]

You really taking a shit tho....

[d3rdbaseace]

DUDE! You are the shit! FUNNY SHIT!

[ryanx3barbescu]

tHATS A LONG ASS SHIT U TAKING!!!!

[SillySil]

most fave video EVER!!!!

[YoungChiefa]

Hahaha this guy is cool. he made the clip even funnier,.

[idontspoon]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA an ambulance for a bloody nose?!?!?!?!?!?

[saltlegend]

Love how he's casually on a toilet :')

[Photo314159]

Lol, that was some funny commentary man!

[TheFlavoricious]

you're ... you're ... on a toilet ....

[CarlChub]

Hell yeah, show that uppity nigger what's what.

[AllanVictoriaA]

"Bring me an ambu-lamps.....bring me an ambu-lamps....."

[DanMarik]

Why was EBM forced to get off the bus?

[thebigmahfood]

HOW DID I GET TO A BLACK MAN ON A TOILET

[manbeast46]

holy shit he was wearing a fanny pack! hell yeah fanny pack warrior

[someramdomguy99]

o shit i love this guy he is so funny

[MillionBarrel]

tooth fairys lucky day!

[latrusa30]

captain Ahac is gonna put his harpoon inside of tour ass

[wynnbeez]

Thanks for keeping this real! Glad to see someone calling for what it is. That old guy probably served in Korea or Vietnam or both.

[BR289]

Funny as Hell....

"He's "leaking"

[johnnyrosales1990]

how about a courtesy flush, haha oh there it is

[demonwarrioruk]

just watched and you made me laugh have a subscription as your reward :)

[xDESPISEYOUx]

flava flav got beat down. it's still funny the 1,000th time i've seen it.

[MegaKush1995]

548 people r black people well im black 2 n i like this video

[moizeus]

I gives kudos to the white man

[mrthebillman]

HA HA HA HA HA HA

OK, I'm subscribing!

[chrislloydmanutd]

David! Great BlogTV last night! :D

[MzAaliyahTV]

This iz a smokey moment(from friday the movie)

"You Got Knocked The Fuck Out!"

[MediumNothinFull]

i love that your on the toilet lmfao hahaha

[EGsCarbonzZz]

santa kicked his ass

[gojiranra]

I'm black, and that's a nigga right there who got what he deserved

[MzAaliyahTV]

@gojiranra ikr, but im part hispanic but still, DAMN

[markdangerman]

that black monkey mother fucking nigger on the bus is a racist for picking on that poor old white gentleman.

[lakhkarlucky]

shit face u fat ass shut the fuck up u time waister

u r just a simple shit and u al nigers r jst a shit........................i am not white em asian but black peoples r jsta shit people

[AbuMohammedSara]

Why you talk with us in a restroom?

[scottf78]

funny shit man. stupidity is a mothertrucker, sure enjoyed your outlook. enjoy and again good vid!

[ThePoorShogun]

puts a cig in his mouth on a bus

SO HARDCORE

[Tempabfd]

Looks Can Be Deceiving!

[Tropicantos]

Epic standup (uh.. actually, sitdown) skit! Huge tongue-in-cheek arsenal! Kudos! P.S.: Here's a whole different take on this matter: /watch?v=JdfTY6WO0rA

[LesPaulCustom79]

Great leading left jab followed by a right hook by the old white dude....homey didn't know what the fuck hit him.

[METALUPYOURASS3996]

i like how the dude is sittin on the damn toilet with his pants at his knees shittin during the video hahahahaha.... call an ambalamps

[puppetaccountable]

Moral of this story: Dont attack people that are twice your size, looks like a woodcutter, and wears "I am a motherfucker" T-Shirt.

I love that "old people strength" theory, its true, especially if they got big meaty hands. They kan grab your waist and pinch you in two.

[anitafinch]

Yea haaaa. 😃

[EBemis509]

dude... theyre making a movie out of this.. its called "Bad Ass" hahahahaha

[ishjosh]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A AMBALANCE LOL

[dermatu]

funny as shit :D

[warsairsofters]

Thats sorta like a negro moment

[DeionSC2]

"We can press charges" Yet the white man walked away and the black kid persisted. The black kid hit him first and he defended himself. After the black kid lost the fight, his friends stole the white mans possesions. So where can you press charges? This video just shows how he can press charges on you all. Moral of the story is, don't fuck with Marines.

[anitafinch]

Your so funny man

[MrFGBM]

you are fucking hilaarious!

[TheRenegadeReviews]

Someone got on Santa's naughty list last year. >.>

[Redman092000]

Usually the toilet is on the other side of the sink . But anyways the white guy had a few holes in his story when you hear their explanations.

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg

The CDU is the ruling party in Germany

[heavybones]

I was like 4 minutes in and thinking this was some great 9/10 commentary..then I noticed that he was sitting on the shitter the whole time and it bumped the commentary up to 13/10.

[Adrble7]

That ignorant black guy got what he deserved! The white guy wasn't racist, all he did was defend himself.

[Dvdog007]

You forgot to mention the racial slur the black woman called the white guy....."pinky"

[YOUNGDEE0621]

@Dvdog007 actually it wasn't a racial slur. If you've ever watched Friday after Next, the character "Pinky" tells another character in the movie to "Say it again" repeateadly. This is whom she was refering to when she said this.

[DilemmaSTS]

@Dvdog007 she wasnt even usin pinky as a racial slur. u have to see the movie "next friday", there's a character in the movie named pinky. pinky own's a record shop. craig's cousin dae dae works @ the record shop. dae dae & craig were there in the back smokin weed while dae dae was supposed to be workin. craig was goin to use the bathroom, just so happens pinky was comin into the store @ the same time. pinky only saw craig in the store & didnt see dae dae anywhere in sight.

[DilemmaSTS]

@Dvdog007 that made pinky think craig was tryna rob the place. pinky was holdin a gun to craig's head tellin him to shut up. then pinky started askin craig who he was or whateva. wheneva craig said sumn pinky would say shut up, say sumn again, say it again.

[DilemmaSTS]

@Dvdog007 dumb ass

[Damadehierro89]

@Dvdog007 Haha, No she was NOT calling the white guy "pinky," they were calling the black man pinky. In the Movie Next Friday with Ice Cube there was a black pimp Character by the name of Pinky who always wore pink suits, when he got mad he was like "Say it again, Say it again and this shit is OVER!" They were calling the black dude pinky because he kept telling the white dude "Say it Again" I guess only black folks watch this movie *kanye shrug*

[Pulguita225]

@Dvdog007 actually, that "Say it again, Pinky!" is from the movie Next Friday...it's NOT a racial slur

[konartis5]

@Pulguita225 no you dumb prick, say again pinky IS a racial slur.. in that context at that moment of course it is.. In the movie Friday, he says "say it again pinky".. to the black guy everyone calls pinky, cus he only wear pinks.. are you dumb??

[Pulguita225]

@konartis5 did u just really get "internet thuggish" with me? hahahaa oh lord. u punks are funny as hell...you suck by the way

[MDhunni08]

@Dvdog007 Thats just from a movie called Next Friday.

[mandmedlem]

DON'T FUCK WITH SANTA!!!

[dscrd1]

thank you man!

i agree BIG TIME.. grtz from Holland

[fegattoreaper]

I don't actually watch commentary videos on youtube, but this one makes sense. Good work DAVID! thumbs up for this guy :D

[thechindoctor]

Best funniest commentary I've heard on this. Hahaha

[FriikD]

"Bring M&Ms"? Like Ben Schwartz used to say "one of them stands for medicine, i don't know what the other one stands for".

[cRaZycLiMbEr4LiVe1]

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