SOLDIER IS MELON

[snakedeadly]

I thought he was going to say "I am painis cupcake, I will eat you!"

[heyyosubnow]

HAHA I am a MedIam hahahahah I wiII eat yo mama

[bilao13]

PAINIS CUPCAKE IS MELON

[jimkall98]

i am melAwn hahahahahahahah i eat YOU

[JacobRules2011]

In Soviet Russia, you are the melon. Have a nice day.

[Filthma]

Every one of you deserves a melon!

[lucalima99]

im the pinhes melon im eat you :D

[SuperLogin34]

In soviet russia YOU eat I!! wait...

[MrDESERT96]

red nose ... drunk or what?

[vancelandow]

GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MELON

[Peetfighter]

Uuum no I will eat YOU mehehe

[sli908]

Melon sounds like he's Jamaican

[TheGCoast]

I.am. PAINIS MELONCAKE... i will eat you :D

[nejustinas32]

No it is we that shall eat you!

[ManofWario]

Mel-on-um

[dog2547]

ME-LO-HM

[TheBatmanSmells]

Painis Meloncake XD

[Minecraft2789]

Its funny because the soldier isnt REALLY a melon!!1

[shadowlink301]

PAINIS MELON

[EliaForce1984ita]

I am a ME-LOH-HM

[athenaguintu]

no i will eat you!!

[BradZorZZZ]

MELON CUPCAKE.

[Sylux024]

PAINIS CUPCAKE

[sloopy322]

Painis melon cake

[jakezilla382000]

dah painis melon

[iMacBook10]

No you can't be a melon, beacuse you are painis cupcake!

[dakanke]

how do u make them say what you want

[KGJprodacchons]

@dakanke I kidnapped Rick May, locked him up on a recording room and didn't release him until he said "I'm a melon" in Soldier's voice

[dakanke]

@KGJprodacchons who's rick may? O.o

[Mastr513]

@dakanke voice actor for soldier

[ADPuckey]

@dakanke Was that a serious question?  I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[dakanke]

@ADPuckey sheesh i dont even play tf2 xD my comp sux ok?

[LiamJoly]

@dakanke copy and paste sound clips until it sounds right

[kittehinFury]

press 2 for a milli =D

[CupcakeExplosion11]

I AM PAINIS MELON

[merkur32123]

OH NO! IT'S PAINIS CUPCAKE!

[808Clutch]

HEH HEH HEH!!! i am a Mail O D

[mahbuoy]

Press 5 to be scarred for life

[L4Dfreak456]

AHAHA REEWW

I im a melon!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I will eat u! :D

[ILikesToSplooge]

Meloin

[nfsworld35]

ahahahaha!

Ahm! a MEELON!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL EAT YOU!!!!!!!

In Soviet Russia, melon eats you

[nicksm64]

В Советской России, дыни ест тебя!

[polymphus]

Roses are red

violets are blue

in Soviet Russia

Melon Eats You!

[MenInBlack23Studios]

PAINIS CUPCAKE IS MELON.

[MaxaMatt]

Its Painis Cupcake!

[simoswia]

i am a melo-un!

[LckeStudios]

i wil eet u

[TBW92]

Press 2 repeatedly for an "A millie" remix.

[MrBojadzieski]

WTF

[ChuggaFan01]

nice painis cupcake reference.

[EpicalRobloxians]

You got that melon on CoD MW F.M.G. ?

[blueman319]

press 1 for some ass

[megamanrocks99]

PANIS MELON

[3dgisawesom3]

Painis cupcake was transformed into a melon by the powers of the odd scout?

[DarkWolfOfThunder]

the painis melon

[akitajap]

I am painis melon. I will eat you.

[Vanake14]

A meeloin!

[Filthma]

In soviet russia, melon eat you.

[TheChromish]

@Filthma Wouldn't it be a Heavy melon, then?

[Filthma]

@TheChromish Idk would it?

[TheChromish]

@Filthma 'Cause, you know, the Heavy is supposedly Soviet Russian.

[Filthma]

@TheChromish Of course. But still, melon eats you in soviet russia, doesn't have to be a russian melon, just has to be a melon in russia.

[MultiNonymous]

@Filthma In red China, melons just explode.

[Peetfighter]

@Filthma How would i taste?

[Filthma]

@Peetfighter O_O

[Peetfighter]

@Filthma If a melon eats me in Soviet Russia does that mean i taste like a melon?

[Filthma]

@Peetfighter I have no idea! :D

[Seedotguy]

@Peetfighter If so,that would be cannibalism.(I think)

[ErnieTheGreatest]

@Filthma

WELL THIS IS AMERICA, WHERE OLD, CRAZY WWII VETS NAMED PAINIS CUPCAKE EAT YOU!!!  "(Mario quote) VERY scary!"

[Filthma]

@ErnieTheGreatest Very well, *Is attacked by Painis Cupcake*

[theTig3r42]

HAHT HAHT HAHT HAHT

[RileyPivot]

I am a melgaughn!

[GmodMaster14]

Oh god, it's a soviet-russian melon, RUUUNNNNN!!

[predator5775]

Oh no! Painis cupcake is a melon! everyone run!

[8Nifon8]

Painis melon-cake.

[Mrkoopa007]

MEL-UN-NOON

[Maidenlifer]

painis is here...SOUND THE ALARM!!!!

[Polfy99]

Press 2 for a melon

[ryan0ff]

CANNIBAL SOLDIERMELON FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[u2dvdbonofunny]

PAINIS MELON

[TheRealFobican]

Damn, i didn´t know when you speak. You will bleed to death, YOU WILL BLEED TO DEATH YOU´LL F--KING BLEED TO F--KING DEATH OF THE F-WORD!

[hookyboysb]

I AM MELLUN FRUITCAKE

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, I WILL EAT YOU

:D

[MrMusicfreak48]

I AM A MELL UN

[gladoxia]

In Soviet Russia, melon is Soldier.

[Pokemonfanzo]

I AM MELON FRUITCAIK.

YOU WILL EAT ME.

[OhButWhatTheFuck]

If being juicy results in victory, then you must be a watermelon. Sun Tzu said that...

[BartSimpsonBurgosMad]

@marioschlink He is a Melanie!

[Phantom3660]

I AM PAINIS MELON THEY WILL EAT YOU

[deathtamer666]

insert melon sounds here

[RAVM1987]

I'm Melon cupcake...i will eat you

[BadBoyztripl6]

In SOVIET RUSSIA,

Melons eat u.

[BadBoyztripl6]

ah thanks. plus i added ronno to my post cause i was bored...

[pwngingpleasure]

in soviet russia

MELONS EAT YOU

[BadBoyztripl6]

That melon either is from Ronno (Bambi II), Soviet Union or Afghanistan if its gonna eat us... :l

[FPSage]

ian UH mElUn

[TheThumbsUpper]

I am a MEL-um! HAHAHAHA I will eat yew :D

[mighty102]

panis cakemelon

[WarzoneNinja2]

in sohveeIT rushYA MEH lon EAT YOU!

for those who can read 1337 wording from the game here's a translation

in soviet russia melon's eat you!

[rucajuda]

i am amehon

[Hanzy302]

hehehehehe Im a me-hon 

[INEEDZALL]

MELON IS PAINIS CUPCAKE!

[SkopioXV2]

FRUIT

[spreek16]

I AM A CELABI HA HA HA HA HA

[Cheetah1251]

I AM PAINIS WATERMELON

[ninjacat123]

in soviet russia melon eats you

[laserleopard]

NEH NEH NEEEH I AM A MELWAN HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP,I WILL EAT U!

[jedihunter176]

And so, the baby Painis Cupcake emerges from his egg.

[Matthew5000001]

Meloin?

[acidjoker21]

u am painis mellon

[Crashgek]

I WUL EET U!!

[Tails010]

Six people are melons :/

[MahBonk]

So this is how Painis Cupcake was born. Never tought about this D:

[Matterisgood]

I soviet Russia, you eat melon.

[harrybone747]

In soviet russia melon eat you.

[PurpleKirby54]

Painis Melon?

[gamemaster460]

in sovie- *gets shot*

[95Navigator]

I AM AMELLAN

[JackieHoute]

I AM A MELLANIE

[WhoGivesAFckImEmo]

in Soviet Russia, melon eats YOU

[Bratboy360]

THAT PAINS CUPCAKE

[PooGEr97]

ill eat u first

[cheat12code]

SOLDIER IS HALF LIFE 1

[TheSparkyGaming]

Painis melon

[darktailsdoll666]

melons eat people?! O.O

[Ametallica67]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO IS PENIS MELON!!!!!!!!

[MO77H3W]

soldier sounds like hes singing

[NoFinalAnswer]

Painis Meluhncake

[bocodamondo]

in soviet russia: melons eat peapoles xD

[DimitrisHunter25]

I am Mellon Cupcake

You will eat me!

[Marrino460]

how do a melon eat ME i eat them

[23BiGFailure]

In soviet Russian, melons eat you!

[cheesk8er]

HE LOST HIS NOSE IN THE PROCESS

[lolwut3132]

i am meh-lonh i will eat u

[DarkvindFromIllier]

In soviet russia, Melon eats you.

[StevenTheHeghehog]

I am a Melon(i)

HAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP

[agentrockluxury]

You dont need to eat me, you just ate yourself.

[DimitrisHunter25]

Painis cupcake's mellon version

[DIENOOBful]

HAHAHAHA I WILL EAT YOU LOL

[stanchrisradu]

um..no. WE eat YOU

[theliberator1]

holy shit, HE WILL EAT ME!!!

[a0001521]

i'm painis meloncake

i'll eat you!

[skullneos123141]

never eat this melon, he is dangerous then he tastes.

[CaptainObvious405]

Lol at "I Will Eat You!"

[Dhurak]

I think its safe to say your Soldiers Melon (B)EATS Mightyfigters soldier melon.

VONDERFUL!!

[youraftermyrobotbee]

melon is painis cupcake

[Pokemonfanzo]

In soviet russia melons eat YOU

[TheRealTF2Heavy]

PENIS MELONCAKE

[stigfan35]

@TheRealTF2Heavy he will eat you, then spit you out like a melon seed

[coopercrue]

@TheRealTF2Heavy painis meloncake retard

[AndersonFamily12]

@coopercrue you dont have to call him a retard IT WAS A MISTAKE.

[KGJprodacchons]

@Mightyfigter: Didn't noticed you made another version when I uploaded this one, so apologies :|

[Mightyfigter]

@KGJprodacchons No it does not.

[Mightyfigter]

@Mightyfigter apology accept.

A MELUM

[Lucariofan448]

@Mightyfigter Too bad yours sucks. XD

[yerapa12]

@Mightyfigter Yours is really bad anyway lol

[Andreazor]

@Mightyfigter

Yeah but yours sucks.

[AQworldsVideos]

@Mightyfigter

your's sucks though

[MisterMcVideo]

@Mightyfigter

Well technically, since yours sucked, it doesnt really matter.

[Explosivz88]

@Mightyfigter This version is better than yours, Mightyfigter.

[Mightyfigter]

@Explosivz88 sure, i like it 2 (Dealing out with DirectX8) But i made it first, and it was my second video. So yup, it suckd.

[Lucariofan448]

I just uploaded a new Melon Video and was about to put it as the response to Scout!

[Kirbunny431]

This must be Soviet Russia then, if that melon's going to eat us.

[KGJprodacchons]

@Kirbunny431: Soldier's american boot kicked the melon back to Russia, so yeah.

[leahcim998]

@KGJprodacchons No ITS PAINIS CUPCAKE!

[Goodwrench12345]

I will eat you!