Top 3 Reasons Not To Eat Out.

[BrittOlinder]

You would make the best high maintenance boyfriend. Ever.

[wiccaechick]

Oh gods, I just discovered your videos last night. I have the flu, and you're seriously making me feel better. And laugh so hard. Thank you. :)

[zenaiko33]

I know I'm a tad late on the soundlyawake/jpmetz train, but you guys are hilarious together! LOVE.

[kellysa111]

My friend and I have a system. I pay once. She pays the next time. Then i pay then she pays.

[RiellyRose]

anyone else reckon the room looks really smokey at the end?

[Jinaaa8]

JEESH You're so cute.

[cranscrack]

Ah. They look so cute and young.

[gogozo22]

lol jpmetz looked blazed as fuck

[allthingsthatsparkle]

that girl is a serious moron. yegghhh

[wickedglamour]

=3 <3

[fall4fellatio]

The most beautiful eyes i've ever seen on a man

I'm A highly promiscuous gay man, highly

[wearethough]

I'm just going to say this and it has no relation to this video which was hilarious BUT you have the most beautiful brown eyes I have ever seen. Hopefully you don't find that creepy and take it as a compliment. The End.

[RoseyRascal]

The change thing ALWAYS happens to me and my friends xD

[dontforgetme89]

Are you gay?

[mandigard]

soundlywake and Jpmetz in the same video = pure awsomeness... :)) loved the video

[edwardsheroin1]

Stop touching things in my room please.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :)

[thatmadcapgal]

I really like Justine's hair this way

[mandapop]

I like how she says "yeh" ;D

[thechefasian1]

Omygod!! Like i think about a comment and then the comment that is right before me is the same thing he soo cute ! :P Anyways you are cute

[pixarr17]

He's so cute :O

[gleefaggot]

"Here let me just light this candle by your hair" Lmfaoo you guys crack me up xD

[Heatherrr304]

You two crack me up together lol.. Your soo energetic & shes just like there, but in a funny/good way lol... I think your hilarious by the way :)

[RakeBone]

It's cause u are eating wif women...

[bookepride86]

lol

[SoonToBeWifey7]

He getz So Annoyed Lol

[kalendre]

To avoid reason n°1 : In case I know I'm going to spend between 15 and 30$ (I have Euros tough) I bring with me a two 10$, one 5£, one 2$, three 1$ and several cents! I WIN! :D

[SamanthaLau1994]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO!

[enkink13]

I thought the number one reason would be people poisoning your food. And then you dying.

[TheLaurosaurusRex]

he has such pretty eyes

[GayCapeMan]

this bitch is awesome

[822CMooreful]

"Here let me light this candle by your hair" LMAO

[FoxGirl006]

i like the last part, "can u stop touching things in my room plzz?" "NOOOOOOO!"

[JOEapc7]

Im starting a vlog too! Thanks for the inspiration and check me out! :)

[twisteddarkangel921]

I totally thought this was about eating "vagina" lmao

[lnterests]

@twisteddarkangel921 why did you put vagina in quotation marks?

[mizkuchiki295]

lmbo ,this is way too funny!!!!!!!

[karljaye5555]

OMG I love jpmetz <3

[FallonRayneMilford]

Here, let me burn this candle by your hair. Classic.

[Mvnkae]

I love Justine.. as well!

[glozellover101]

Omg ur so friggen HOT!!!!! ;) -3

[rayselM]

i LOVE justine!!!!!

[OIivet]

#1 always gets to me. One time, my friends and I decided to go out for sushi. Other random people tagged along at the last minute. When the check came around, some didn't even have enough money to pay the bill and the others just .. -sigh- didn't want to break their bills.

Don't come if you aren't invited, argh!

[Deanchester16]

I assumed this was about cunnilingus.

[Haydenforeverbabyred]

i miss these types of videos!

[camiophoto]

GAW!!! That girl seems like a complete idiot. I could not hang out with someone like that. I don't know if she is just acting here - but come on, there has to be some truth to it!

[2Bored2Listen]

jpmetz: "hey are you off tomrrow..?"

soudlyawake: "justine, you're gunna-"

jpmetz: "Oh yeah, that right, you lost your job..."

soundlyawake: "Here, let me light this candle by your hair!"

[EmoCityMusic]

O my god !!!! I go to the MS walk in sandy hook, NJ every year because my mom has it!!!

[LesliMademoiselle]

lol you guys together rock!!! Happy holidays and ty for the laughs :)

[jasminecourtney]

ur hot! <3

[davidarchuleta27675]

you got hit by a bus? hahahahah

[dakillyo]

i searched how to eat out a girl dam

[sassieandrews]

XD "A CLOCK!" "yea..."

[MirrorRainsTears]

Ech. New guy.

[soundlyawake]

@MirrorRainsTears huh? this video is from two and a half years ago.

[MirrorRainsTears]

@soundlyawake Yeah. When your bored on youtube... Besides, I'm a new subscriber to you, so I was flicking through old stuff. :)

[rdhead184]

Only place i would eat out would be justine's vagina.

yeah, i said it.

[barackfan97]

Lmao "Nooooooo" Lol that Justine :D

[SuckishEgo]

Y U NO nice 2 JPMETZ?

[anthonyyungkans]

"Stop touching things in my room please.............." -pause- "NooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­ooooo" XD And yes nick, that is how many "o's" are in what you said. :D

[prettygirl80650]

lol shes like a small child put her in time out hahah

[shakeupyourthoughts]

your face is so epic whenever justine interrupts the video xD

[noodelsoap]

Top 3 reasons not to eat out with JPMETZ

[GrahamCrackers94]

Hahahahaha!!! You two play off of each other so well. I love it!

[Amyxx301]

WOOP WOOP

[xSYDLOUFOUx12]

"There ain't no skeleton key... to get you out of this one."

[taintedbluebutterfly]

please make more videos together I love them they make my day :) Thank you !

[Narwhals27]

You and Justine are fricken hilarious xD

[Erikadgaf]

Hahahhaha

[mewmewchocolate13]

LMAO, you two are amazing.

[KajinCeari]

This video made me subscribe to JPMETZ.

[brizzlefizzle]

Whoa, i completely misunderstood the title...

[AmaiHarmony]

Woah, I actually watched this in a tuesday~ LOL

[Violka1987]

Your eyes make me wanna be gay. However, it wouldn't increase my chances to date you anyway, because that would make me a lesbian. Damn!

[CrayonVlogger]

Epic beard.

[bmwiuvr]

God, I wish I had your eyelids!

[ylj9]

You guys are so funny together :)

[theverynexttime]

Can Stop touching things pls?! Nooo!!! lol

[NatashaGalkina]

Whenever my friends and I don't have enough change i'm the one hassling the guy to give us the proper change lol

[ArghCake]

"Can you stop touching stuff please? .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[bonster101]

either grow a beard or shave that weird ass pencil drawn facial hair.

[singing2stars]

it's like when my godson comes over and decides EVERYTHING is a toy...which is how he broke the towel rack in my bathroom by thinking it was a pull up bar....oy.

[iiscanadian]

WOOP WOOP

[Darlyon3]

rofl, cute!

[angeldemovamp77]

lol she's such a troll.

[ninjashorty23]

Pretty eyes!

[ALLbeletsHAPPY]

So um I think you and justine should make a channel just for when your together :) its friggin halarious. (: <3 you both.

[thexquisitetorture]

Man I love this video(:

[alexarocks931]

Youu Have Pretty Hands(:

[Minsyaaa]

was he like... really upset or mad or anything?

[Olesko100]

u look like an alien)

[AGayMansDream]

Ill take u out on a good dinner! u are too cute!

[AGayMansDream]

U are so cute! ill take u out on a good dinner!

[Baggravation]

The change fail has happened sooo many times. Worse this is when I say I'll pay with my bill and you pay me back whenever but the other person forgets the paying you back part. But so much time has passed by that it's awkward to ask them at that point because you had thought they would remember and pay you back on their own. AND OMG! The tipping scenario. How much are you tipping? OR even worse, you're at a restaurant and the other person does not tip! The list could go on and on and on!

[Josewazheretoday]

you two are just lmao funny

[dudet12890]

My thoughts were not in Christian places when I read this title

[littlelemon200]

Can I please get some diet water please? Make sure it's the 'low in fat' type, cheers.

[LexxyLexxyLL]

today was actually tuesday! and you said happy tuesday! yaaayyy

[Elinitsam]

lol! You guys are nuts!

[dannybeckner]

this is HILARIOUS!!! hahahaha those are very good reasons why u shouldnt go out 2 eat.... they always happen!! hahahaha u 2 r funny as hell!!!

[MyMovieLove]

*BANG* "Opps. Sorry..."

[soundlyawake]

@MyMovieLove I think you meant "oops."

[MyMovieLove]

@soundlyawake Yeah. :) I'm not like, completely starstruck that you replied to my comment or anything... :}

[ViciousKitty1212]

@soundlyawake I stared at this for ten minutes trying to figure it out. Cause im slow like that.

[randomlilcookie]

FOOD POLICE ;D

[the2dumbos]

lmfao that was so funny when she was making you mad

[britishaccentsftw]

YOU TWO ARE LIKE THE BEST.

[tombraiderxXx12]

this guy's so pretty i love it :) ♥ his face looks feminine

[SittingPrettymn]

Your facial expressions are seriously funny lol I love them

[soundlyawake]

@JagInJersey You do know "vertical" means up and down, right?

[AnnaRoxz101]

u 2 together just works <3

[iamnotmelis]

Love your huge eyes ♥

[pbromley123]

justine and soundlyawake... the dinamic duo!!!!

[thepweencess]

I WNA BE YOUR FRIEND FOTI SEXY

[shawnk82]

what you call this, a clock! hahahahahha ttooo funny

[slapouttavit]

Nice purple!

[afterjcomesk]

i have a question.....how tall are you???

[designstahh]

you look cute in this nick

[FedoraArt]

Food police is something I'm VERY familiar with. "You want sour cream on that baked potato?" "yes please" "...tanith, tanith....I wouldn't" "why?" *silence*

[DollFaceALaMode]

I'd date Justine if she was gay haha

[sammysimeonidis]

"PLEASE don't touch stuff in my room."

.....

"Wa- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[afilover123]

haha that was amazing: "Are you off tomorrow?" *long pause* "Oh yea, thats right you lost your job." "Here let me light this candle by your hair." haha you guys are great!!!!

[MyNameIsBryann]

are you off tmrw? hahaha too funny

[TrinityAugustin]

you should bang her..she will learn lol

[TrinityAugustin]

let me light this candle in your hair

[kogafan314]

lol,-happy Tuesday- xD you didnt sound happy at all when you said that

[ipwnyouatnight]

The title mislead me ..

[InlovePiggieRomance]

It should be

"Top 3 reasons not to eat out with Justine"

Yeah, that sounds way better.

[sommerblossomesque]

"Oh yeah thats right you lost your job!"

"Let me light this candle by your hair."

[Wengappo]

@MsIzzieLizzy QUESTIONNNNNN: WHY DOES IT MATTER?

[oceansgem]

you guys act like me and my best friend. i'm a single fat chick, my best friend is a skinny gay man =] perfection <3

[FangirlFrerardLove]

@MsIzzieLizzy I think Justine said hes gay on one of her live chats :)

[psychoschwester]

this is one of the best videos you ever made.

[julesath]

I HATE THE FOOD POLICE

[gratefultobehere]

omg i laughed really hard. hahaha

[WTFfruit123]

"Look its like uh... wait what do ya call it?" "A clock??" "yeh....." AHAHHAHA XD

[TheGreenerItGets]

MS walk :-)

[LOLO9M]

hahah u seem really bothered by ur "bff"

this vid made me crack the hell up

[RawkStarxx]

HAHAHAHAHA.

"Are you off tomorrow?

"Sigh."

"Oh yeah. You lost your job."

[EMZfavourite]

Ohhh I Love Justinee!<3

[forecyclones]

Is that dude gay?

[OneLove3302]

@forecyclones If he wasn't, do you think he would be this fabulous? :) Gay/Straight..hes probably one of the funniest people on YouTube right now, especially along side jpmetz :) <3

[ashleyhasOJD]

OMG I can't stand # 3! It pisses me off so much!

[rancorx]

lol can you stop touching things in my room please nooooOOOOOO!!

[mikamoo52]

lmao love this! It's funny XD

[dannyboy1001000]

omg l love jpmets nd uuu

[pinkprincess828]

I really thought this video was about you being a selfish lover.  That misleading title has left me unfulfilled.

[MinniBunni]

"Here, let me light this candle by your hair!"

[NewYorkHunter]

"A CLOCK?" "Yeaaa" haha that was cute. Look how skinny you are dude!

[AKHAN530]

omg we used to have the same tv cabinet as yours

i find that soo weird lol

[watsupstan]

u have a lisp :D

[ilovesos3190]

"could you just stop touching things, please? NOO!!!!!"

[falattio69]

Nooooooo

[ADreamAsLovely]

2:33 is the cutest thing i've EVER seen. i am in love with justine. i would never get mad at her if she was my best friend! 

[ldguard101]

this is funny!

[ariellemippolito]

Aw, I did the MS walk 2 years ago on my birthday :]

[ImXOkayXTrustMe]

This isn't even remotely funny. The woman appears to be trying to be funny, but really just looks like she wants attention. She's as stupid as she acts.

[ilovesos3190]

@ImXOkayXTrustMe the reason you are not happy with the great justine is, you're too happy with life.  only the miserable people who don't know how to put on make up love to watch her.

[Ruse116]

I favorited this just because of Justine reciting ur song lyrics

[jerzeyjoe123]

Here let me light this candle by your hair! love it!

[theinvzbl1]

Ha ha!!!

[alahad]

I fucking hate change fail I HATE IT!!!

[bananaduckproduction]

You didn't have a good day? "mmhhmn" you got hit by a bus?! LMAO!! :D

[smartndumb101]

ONE OF YOUR EARRINGS IS GONE!

[ThePingwy]

Ha ha Justine your almost as random as me... :D

[Warcraftchick123]

i will not start convos with you when ur eating... ;)

[Mattsatskool101]

*Bam* Oh, Im Sorry..... Hahahahahah

[liamkylesullvian]

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ur eyes <3 <3 <3

[FilthyRainbows]

omg i have a necklace clock like that. where did you get that clock?! <3

[WeIrDGirlProduction]

lmbo, seems like she was really ticking you off:))

[kittkiat]

that must have been really fun to record huh?

[via321ful]

"o yea, u lost ur job :D" lol