Steve Jobs Retires, Tim Cook is new Apple CEO

[stickfiguresmaster]

please dont put a giant egg infront of the camera i can't see the person who is talking

[iSho0osh235]

D: noooo STEEVE ...... TIM!!!!! I WANT STEVE! im acting like a child v_v

[Oooze]

Noah=Goob



[mrhaas93]

who is Tim Cook ? I never heard that name ?

Can Apple Trust Him ? Can Apple's Fan Trust him ?

I thought Jon Ive , Scott Forstall or Phil Schiller going to be Apple CEO .

[Hikayuhuy]

@mrhaas93 they're all great engineer and designer , but they dont have the experience as a manager like tim cook . combining these 4 people , they can altogether be as masterful as steve was . but the main thing that have yet to be show is : does tim cook have a vision for apple , and is it one steve can agree on ? the best thing about steve is that he knows exactly what people want , no more , no less . he's the best analyst in the world , and only time can tell if tim is anywhere up to par.

[43rdjesterking]

o no what are we gonna do know

[CityFitted]

" Sorry for my shitty web cam ,I'm using a PC!" Don't mind the shiftiness.

[CityFitted]

You people think your funny. You probably suck bill gates dick daily. Steve Jobless? Come on.. Making fun of a guy who is dying and has cancer. Your a low - life.

[reptileluver011]

Steve is a very smart person and I'm sure he has a few guys that he believes will continue to move the company in the right direction.

[DeadlikeaPixel]

I don't hate Steve Jobs, I hate his products. :)

[KooTheGreat]

love the tweetdeck in the back xD

[YEE941]

dam I'm ashamed cuz that dude is a faggot

[progolfj]

and there goes apples reputation....

[CyberVote]

when steve jobs dies, his funeral stone will say ''iDead''

[SurajOnTheBeat]

HE DIDN'T RETIRE, HE RESIGNED AND NOW HE IS THE CHAIRMAN!

[xviper101]

iOS was released before android.

[Jarhead1407]

ladies and gentleman, it's the beginning of the much deserved end for Apple.

[ultimatetoturial56]

Steve jobs Change the world

[DvdXploitr]

OH and as a joke and only a joke, not an anti-gay joke or anything but, u think we'll get the rainbow colors in the Apple logo again? I liked that one back in the 80s/90s, though I don't think it'd look good on the iPhone

[DvdXploitr]

Sucks that Steve Jobs stepped down, but hopefully this won't hurt Apple too much....I have been an Apple user since 2004 and love the iPhone...NO I am NOT a Fanboy, I like Android and Blackberry too, but my PERSONAL preference lies with iPhone....I like the interface and very used to everything on it, i can type in my passcode and navigate most the menus w/o even looking at the screen....

[lethlnjektn]

Apple has great things about them and Jobs was truly a visionary..the future will tell how much of a thinker and businessman he was. Will apple collapse soon from his lack of leadership? Or does he have enough ideas on hold to suffice for years to come. Does Google or some other Dev team have what it takes to bring down apple while perceived at a weak point? Time will tell, anxiety levels have just been ratcheted up a couple levels all over the tech globe im sure.

[K2ACP]

@yowzephyr in most of the images I find of Tim cook on google, he looks like a gay pedophile, maybe it's his smile or that touch of bill gates in his face, but I dunno, there's something sinister in him. No offense; Apple's awesome, I've only just saw how he looked like. I have a bad feeling that this is gonna be John Sculley's apple under Tim cooks rule all over again, however there will not be Steve Jobs there to save apple again.

[K2ACP]

@prcreed76 Apple has had widgets way before android even existed. Android did not create widgets, nor did Microsoft or Apple. I believe widgets originated with Konfabulator widgets by Yahoo! For Mac OS X Panther back in 2003/2004. Apple officially implemented widgets in OS X in 2005 with Tiger

[cooldudesanatjha]

Will miss his keynotes....

[Reconseal4050]

Timmy fell down the well! whos gonna be CEO now?

[yowzephyr]

Unbelievable. You do realize don't you that Tim Cook's face looks like a cross between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. And what does that mean? It means buy Apple stock now! Apple stock is going down at present due to Jobs' resignation. But Apple will continue to kick ass. The stock will go up considerably! A word to the wise, buy NOW!

You can thank me later.

[strangepecos04]

Apple = Awesome! Sooo sad about Steve though :-(

[prcreed76]

A lot of people hate android but its number one right now its only a matter of time when iPhones are gonna be a thing of the past

[prcreed76]

What a joke apple opened the door but android elevated it and Widgets were created by android not apple...

[TR3NT15]

Tim Cook's pay check must look like Phone number's now!!!

[Chameleonslove]

Does anyone know Saif Al-Islam the son of Gaddafi ?

He looks alot like the guy in the video

[sparksilence]

And Tim Cook's first job should be: UPDATE FCPX

[Chameleonslove]

Finally !!!

I hope Tim Cook will make the devices better and I hope we'll finally use Bluetooth and Flash

[RefreshChannel]

@Chameleonslove it would take a while before any changes that he makes change place. maybe iPhone 7.

[fbiseyal]

Steve.........Job's gone

[xXMRAPPLEXx]

He resigned, he did not retire. There is a distinct difference.

[MrScottishnoob]

@bigsteamfan aha damn right. That other guy should go cry in a corner because he just got clamped.

[MophieZ]

I'm still used to "hey, what's up everyone? I'm Noah from phonedog"

[jmangalessons]

i wonder if Cook will lower the prices on the macs! its just crazy!! you can get a laptop that's better than the mac for half the price..

[tylerwright118]

@jmangalessons cool story

[jmangalessons]

@tylerwright118 wasn't really a story but thanks

[Runeess1221]

they still got a 5 year plan

[INFAMOUSeddie707]

hate him or love him steve jobs did some amazing shit with apple..

[skykillz]

why is this video only available on 360p and 240p??

[i9Gaming]

his last words were "iQuit"

[MophieZ]

@i9Gaming SMART

[Nanotijerina]

@i9Gaming SKB...

[sean1256]

@i9Gaming Uh no they weren't... and stupid joke.

[imabroncofan7]

@i9Gaming don't you feel like an asshole now

[prcreed76]

Noah why sent you with phonedog????

[prcreed76]

Apple is not on top android is #1

[scarface50gunit]

@prcreed76

because of apple there are smartphones, because of apple there are tablets. dont forget apple is the first one to make smartphones and tablet

[lethlnjektn]

@scarface50gunit are you 11 or uninformed? Palm, RIM, and Nokia are a couple smartphone makers that came before Iphone..just so you have your facts straight

[scarface50gunit]

@lethlnjektn

no motherfucker u need to get ur facts straight iphone was the first touchscreen phone those phones you said i never ever heard of them so how can they be smart phones. if they were smart phone everyone would know about them so go fuck yourself

[lethlnjektn]

@scarface50gunit you defiantly answered the uninformed part..i should have assumed such from S/N...you could stand to relax i wasnt insulting you..i was informing you..now im ignoring you

[scarface50gunit]

@lethlnjektn

yea im gonna ignore you to you dont know anything about phones for all i know you could be a fat retarded guy fuck u bitch now im ignoring you

[scarface50gunit]

@prcreed76

and android is shit they just copied apples's ideas but tweaked it around alot

[scarface50gunit]

@prcreed76

also bitch android came after apple

[SuperGigaman]

Damn first webOS and now Steve? The world is gonna end! Just playing, good thing things will run normally, apple can stay on top

[Bammetje112]

Apple is fail anyway they think their god.

[smartboy158]

Awww :( He'll always be the best. Even though i never wanted an iphone 4 even after it wa s offered by my relatives so many times, Hee was still awesome. I liked all his other products like the ipad, ipod, and others. We'll miss you :(

BUT, you people have to stop acting like he freaking died. Hes just the chairman. calm down... Sheesh

[spurkruse]

did you notice there is no 2:23 ?

[handsomesohan]

@spurkruse da they do tht all the time

[HefferHefferHeffer]

Fuck Jobs.

[Deathnote819]

Like I said Apple is nothing without jobs at helm

[handsomesohan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO dont leave steve jobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lamourfatface]

i hope all of apple get curse and die for what they did to my father,they killed him and took his apple invention ,dirty bitches ,he should die the same way they killed my father gaines thompson

[JorJorArmany]

will Tim Cook be better than Steve Jobs?

[wawa1196]

he didnt retire dummy he resigned he still works for Apple

[Fletcherismine]

@Rabolisk omg!! thats my word!!

[Rabolisk]

Steve Jobless....

[supercooldude2121]

@Rabolisk Hes the chairman now.... Thats a Job

[IBEINTHESEA]

@Rabolisk

As much as it's a REALLY funny and original joke, hes still a chairman and therefore still very much has a job.

[kole726]

@Rabolisk nope he's chairman

[technoguy720]

@Rabolisk He is still working for Apple, but good joke.

[waliasimarV2]

@Rabolisk He's not jobless he's still the Chairmen of the Board!

[Nanotijerina]

@Rabolisk SKB

[velt1870]

I hope his health is fine.

[bigsteamfan]

iDon't GIVE A SHIT... Well, not really... Even though I profoundly dislike Macs, I just recently bought an iTouch... Hopefully, the fact that Jobs resigned is not going to affect their devices so that they won't be jailbreakable in the future... If so, the death of the jailbreaking community WILL BE the death of Apple !

[pabloenis]

@bigsteamfan u stupid shit don't deserve one single amazing product of apple. go back to your blue screen of death

[TheRealDutchOwner]

@pabloenis, Lol, i had only one BSOD in half a year, Mac's however get more Kernal Panics, so shut up. I don't hate Macs but i hate Mac Fanboys.

[SmellsLikeNirvanna]

@TheRealDutchOwner Huh why? define fanboy. If you hate the fanboys, then you are nothing more than a troll. Apple makes great products, no one makes things better than them.

[bigsteamfan]

@pabloenis Haha.. LOL :))... Ooh, I've upset an angry Apple fanboy.. What will I do ? Blue screen of death, yes.. It may be so.. But you go search "Mac Crash" on YouTube and JOY at the thousands of videos showcasing your GRAY SCREEN OF DEATH... Amazing Apple product ?!? HAHA, for your information I hat to try to restore this Apple piece of shit, about FIVE TIMES, now.. FIVE ! And it didn't work.. And guess what, it also has the MP3 jack, BROKEN.. So yeah, Apple craftsmanship goes DOWN THE TOILET

[eisstudentsasawat]

Look at the monitor behind.

1:46 You are going to be hack...

1:58 Initializing hacking files...

2:01 Hacking in progress...

2:13 Successfully hacked!

[MikaelaaXD]

OMG, NO WAY ! thats so shit D:

[thesmartphonereviews]

New app: iNotCEO

[DinoOderSo]

iQuit

[Killzon3commander]

iCrying

[videogamebeater]

They're just doing what's best for the company.

[gmaster45612374]

Was i the only one not surprised? I could see this coming a mile away.

[ricardo1991santos]

idontgiveafuck

[danielholgaard]

@ricardo1991santos Then why did you watch the video?

[ricardo1991santos]

@danielholgaard Easy....apple was steve jobs now without him apple is never gonna be the same

Steve jobs is a great man , a wonderfull leader....But in the wrong companie....

[danielholgaard]

@ricardo1991santos I agree with you. But then you have to tell me why you don't give a f*ck.

[ricardo1991santos]

@ricardo1991santos idontgiveafuck about the resign of steve jobs is health is more importante than apple

apple could die i dont five a fuck but if steve dies is a complety different story

[CHEVYbarracuda1]

Iphone 5 and ipad 2!!!While Steve is retired i ain't gonna buy Apple products

[pcgamerguy1234]

I was pretty shocked when i heard the news

[sameerramesh254]

Steve Jobs: " I meant, I reign as Apple CEO. Damn you auto-correct."

[CJFRANKS7]

@sameerramesh254 Lolz

[ImperialDraz]

Yay, this may be an opportunity for android to thrive in the market!!!

[scourned7]

@ImperialDraz Aren't they already thriving? 

[webagent90]

Sad moment!

[9031413]

iQuit



[AppleScripter]

Hated hearing about this Noah. But as we all expected and I am glad to see Cook step into CEO. Long awaited time has come. This is a sad, sad day for the world of tech. 8/24/11.

[jaska323]

Sad =(

[jshaw6600]

Fix the title!! He didn't retire, he resigned.

[timmycook11]

Funny thing is, my name is Tim Cook

[AppleScripter]

@timmycook11 damn i would love to have that name...LOL lucky you. maybe he will give you a job! xD

[nabiawada]

@timmycook11 thats so funny and cool! I mean tim for a first name and cook for a last name is sooooooo rare!!! wow so cool!!!!!! (p.s. im being extremely sarcastic if you cant tell)

[technoguy720]

@timmycook11 Cool. Imagine if you were the CEO of Apple. Or are you the Tim Cook? I'm confused!

[brad1445]

You could not get to the oi

[arievtube]

Noooooooooooooooo

[christoffer501]

iQuit

[Live442]

>:( so sad :(((((((

[bobtombob123]

Steve Steve Steve !!! I think the iPhone 5 announcement will be his last

[bigt106]

Product better stay the same! 

[mrjcperera]

now who is gonna say "one more thing" O.o

[najibnk]

apple gonna die without steve job

[crod760]

August Fools?

[anshiman]

DAMN THE WORLD!!

[anshiman]

NONONONONONONONONONO

[jvmbatista]

iQuit?

[stealthmintblue]

Dammit!! :(

[sweetepnoy]

@OneGoodCompany And officially the most powerful GAY man in the world.

Who knew calling Apple fans iFags all those years means something more now?

[107jm]

Since were talking about apple here.

Do you think this is the right time to buy a macbook pro?

Lately it seems like every apple product has gotten some kind of major update.

except the MBP. Should I buy or Wait?

[cpucrash0]

@107jm the MBP did get updated. It has thunderbolt just like the other apple products. the only product not to get updated is the MAC PRO

[mugshit]

NOAH!! I FOUND YOU! lol

what happen to phonedog?

[MrDomq22]

Well, This sucks.

[habringerofdoom012]

I'm even sadder than Noah was when he found out WebOS products are being discontinued :'( *flashback* (link to Noah's Palm pic was supposed to go here)

[Arkains10]

Lets hope the same thing that hapened to microsoft wont happen to apple.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

Steve NoJobs

[Zerufos]

Steve Jobs has to be one of the greatest CEO's of our time. Leading Apple to the top and standing there had to be his greatest accomplishment yet. Great job, Steve J.

[iMesho10]

do you think that Apple will fill down if Steve dead !

[luis61961944]

meeh whatever

[Joeandyou11897]

Noah? Kravvy Krav? working with techno buffalo? Thts so wierd he's better on phonedog......

[BugattiNinja]

The Android army scared him into retirement

[907ride]

@BugattiNinja youre an idiot

[BugattiNinja]

@907ride Some people can't handle a joke.

[techfreak47]

@BugattiNinja xD !!

[themrjones]

he's so paid

[DJj3suz]

thumbs up if u dont care!!!

[sitbackrelaxxx]

27 people eat the dingle berries out of Steve jobs crack HAHAHAHAHAHA

[sitbackrelaxxx]

Lol, now there is a fresh new Apple ass crack for all of you fanboys to lick HAHAHAHAHAHA Tim Cook new fanboy lord and savior

[BallisticWic]

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

[Judahmangi]

Anyone who has stock in Apple doesn't need E-Trade to know one thing: SELL SELL SELL!!!

[SantiagoNicky]

Wow ... No words :-/

[applefan612]

Steve jobs is a god.

[braydenmartindale]

Very, very upset to see Steve Jobs stepped down as CEO. I think he was the biggest asset to Apple. I don't wish to see this, but I think Apple may fail without him. Glad to see he is at least staying chairman of the board...

[blakemets7]

We haven't seen Noah this upset since the HP WebOS video :/ while I any many other people had seen this coming, it is still very sad :(

[IceColdCholo]

Steve Jobs will never die. We each own his horcruxes

[icucc86]

Thanks Noah, well done. Best wishes to Mr. Jobs, hope his health isn't as bad as it seems right now.

[hlodog]

Nothing changes...

[Finnstudios]

you look like neil armstrong.

[mikefreak13]

Sooooo things won't be any different

[fazdabest]

lol his last words were "iQuit"!!!

[parksidesuck]

Icried :''''(

[VelociRapterZ]

Terrible lose 4 apple

[twitchster77]

iCried

[1234LETStartAwar]

The iRetire cause if you don't retire well then you don't retire

[Kansyn]

ok guys sell all your AAPL stocks.

[nawab256]

@Kansyn lol, a 5% drop and dropping

[iAmAubreyS]

nooooooooooooooo

[elmoskater100]

Yeah fuck steve jobs. Hate that guy lol

[tomyferland1234]

@elmoskater100 Rude.