Dynasty Warriors 5: Dong Zhuo - Trouble in Paradise

[energiesoler]

Dong Zhuo just cannot win.

[Darkanakin42]

I'm guessing that captain must be the boyfriend XD

[decor271]

@Darkanakin42 knowing Dong Zhuo the husband....

[Darkanakin42]

@decor271 haha either ways, he ends up in pieces right? :D

[Sereniama]

Yellow Soldier: Wow, I'm like, the only allied force left! MWAHAHAHAH, I AM THE FORGOTTEN PRIVATE! *holds sword and nods*

[nuthead911]

0:24 - 0:30

soilder: I KILL U FOR MY BITCH

[johnnyklit]

0:21 lol look at that hand!

[vojtacierny]

WHAT is the name of the song what is play in the background

[Sereniama]

@vojtacierny Acid Gangs a Go Go.

[Chasm65]

Did he really just say wemon?

[JAYRULESV1]

What a boss

[DW5Productions]

Isn't this music part of acid gangs a go-go.

[Derinfrekans]

@DW5Productions yeah it is...

[DW5Productions]

Did all you guys know that that guy wasn't Cao Cao.It was one of Yuan Shao's men and that lady was also with Yuan Shao.

[XoRandomGuyoX]

You should see him in DW7, he got a whole lot uglier.

[DW5Productions]

@XoRandomGuyoX,how did you know he looked uglier?The game just came out 2 DAYS ago.

[XoRandomGuyoX]

@DW5Productions

If that is an insinuation, and I stress the 'if', it is both unfounded and incorrect. I 'know' because it came out March 10th in Japan and Koei's Japanese website has been up long before that. Then there are the justin(dot)tv and youtube streams of the game, not to mention Nico Nico Video and the like.

[ppshchik]

@DW5Productions Game was released in japan waaaaay long ago and many teaser vids spoiled it.

[Dustjericho]

@1993blazingstar still there is a possibility of an outcome i described - plus well not to biast but there a bunch of little girls who fight for freedom or whatever against bunch of adult greedy angry power obsessed not-so-nice guys who fight for life of pleasure money and simply for the sake of fighting...it would be a good scenario for a porn movie

[Dustjericho]

@1993blazingstar err nah most predictable scenario would be their still alive bodies hanging down on some rusty hooks in a stinking old dungeon of Luo Yeng after like 400-500 lowly soldiers had their way with'em...twice

[AndyAngelZ]

WHAT A FAT ASS

[beazyo6baby]

they bought to get his ass hahahhah no women for you !!! >80 lmao

[mafia41219924444]

Well, he should have kicked by Kofi Kingston LOL.

[energiesoler]

makes sense, Wang Yun should still be alive

[MarianoRyu]

- You know who could have dealt with Dong Zhuo if this ending had been true?

Nobunaga. Enough said.

[Kiutu]

Dong Zhuo is like, the ONLY character in Koei's Warrior games that is never portrayed positively at all.

[MarianoRyu]

@Kiutu - What about Lu Bu?

[Kiutu]

@MarianoRyu They actually show him in a sympathetic light to a point, esp in his and Diao Chan's stuff. He is shown more just overly aggressive than actually evil.

[SuperCameron77]

Welll Thats his ass

[DarkReborn]

Aside from being a fat bastard, this guy had a speech problem. He can't pronounce "women", right it sounds like he says WEEMEN!

[darktooth57]

they shouldve stuck with this design for DW6... even though he is described to be fat and all, in DW6 he was this HUGE fat man with these bug eyes, a GIGANTIC beard, and a giant mace that i dont know how he carries cause he dont got no muscle in that game!

[vguyver2]

I really like his laugh, there is something pleasently evil about it. He's like a murderous party animal you can almost like hanging out with.

[14bao]

Dynasty Warriors is awesome

[xjonfer12494x]

they should've shown diao chan not a soldier since in history she's the one who really kills him.

[jidewoaini]

0:08 why dong zhuo laugh like this

[TheKOEIwarrior]

Whats the theme that is played at :25?

[yayakaboom]

Dong Zhou is awsome, his bellyflop was a crowd clearer.

[matkillz]

dam hes gay o.o

just kill em or something

let someone revive lu bu and kill em!

[PaulosTheKing]

Slay that fat f*ck please! :)

[meikazdh]

Just kill him already. I'm sure those guards would just clap instead trying to save Dong Zhuo!

[ProvokingDisaster]

Dong Zhuo was a fucking pimp.

[ghazibo123]

LOL touch the ASS...

[favouritesstuff]

Haha Dong Zhuo is a Sex maniac......

[DreamerGothShyGirl22]

Hahahahaha XD

[PrincessMizzMeg]

Sure...and let me guess you work at koei-tecmo do you? thought not fag.

[DARKDESTROYER100]

ive heard rumours in dw7 hes still gonna be ugly but the same weight as like cao cao or lu bei

[spearman485]

it would be astonishing if that was hanzo hattori in the shadows xD or even cao cao o.o

[Monkgangsta]

Hanzo wouldn't have been there. This was way before he was born

[denmarkkingV2]

his just a soldier and he will be to king when he kills dong zhuo

[DARKDESTROYER100]

whos the assassin

[16Reaper016]

he's a major

[FunkyGuuru]

The assassin looks like the guy from samurai warriors??

[Monkgangsta]

Not really.. its a generic chinese general. It could be a remnant of the Han

[gt4k1ll3r]

Dong Zhou: Why did u try to kill me? is it because i did something wrong

Girl: its not you its ur face

lol even more true in dw6 urgghhh.. guy has a lot of eyes

[likehatesmex]

tiny caterpillar can u tell me where to buy this game in canada kitchener ontario please

[angrynostolgiamann12]

Even when he has total victory, people STILL try to kill him.That's an asshole right there!

[KnightMysterio]

I prefer Dong Zhuo's voice in DW3...

[dogsbone07]

I feel sorry for the 2 girls over there.

[Magnuswar]

ditto

[MagneticPineTree]

Seconds before Dong Zhuo bellyflopped the poor assassin.

[Monkgangsta]

Naw I think the assassin kills him. The fat bastard would deserve it too

[liitguapo]

hi tinycaterpillar i ca you pm me pls

[fmxtremeboi]

LOL! xD Wee-mon!

[TyrannyOfDongZhuo]

Why did Dong Zhuo have to die!?!?!

[nunya619]

all pigs are destined to be slaughtered....

[Rebelcommander6]

Calling him a pig is speaking highly of him... Words cannot describe how depraved he is.

[Slixer]

@Rebelcommander6 hell pigs don't eat each other :o

[Rebelcommander6]

..........Nyoron.........

[puchy110]

@nunya619 Dong Zhou's gonna make good Chinese Pork

[Xennia2493]

@nunya619 no not wilbur DX noooooooo lol

[dealmaker007]

@nunya619 I have the Porker's Union lawyers on the line, they wish for you to retract that statement comparing them to Dong Zhuo for they are greatly offended. Until you do there will be no more bacon, no more ham, no more BBQ ribs LOL

[animeuzi]

Cuz people hated him. Cao Cao and Yuan Shao both plotted against him, but it didn't work. Then Lu Bu killed him. =]That's the truth.

[waterboy90A]

I think he looks like a really ugly baby who hasn't been touched in years.

[ChineseinCanada]

Die, you fat bastard! XD

[antonfatso]

get what you deserve, fat boy!

[Akamaru333]

dong zhuo is fucking fat in dw6^^

[waterboy90A]

can't believe Dong Zhou still lives in dynasty warriors 6. He looks like he gained more than a couple of extra pounds.

[Genji7640]

He looks like an overwatered rotten mushroom!

[uglywars]

at least hes way skinner than xu zhu

[Genji7640]

Not in DW6. XD

[ShadowVampireFTW]

uglywars: lol, but in DW6 Dong Zhuo is just..like...i guess it makes you wonder what his grandma looked like...

[sky9high61]

heh heh......dong zhuo vs meng huo.....heh...

[xBRiiEFS]

Dong Zhuo just loves women Cuz i can hear him smell her.And did he say Wemen?

[Genji7640]

LOL! Wemen!

[ncheung888]

'DONG ZHUO!!!!! I WILL BURY U WHERE U SIT!' and lu bu finish him off!

[Blackfist030]

Dong Zhuo is so vile,evil and greedy that I can't help but like him

[mai92105]

whos the guy whos gonna kill his @ss

[overlordalan18]

LuBu.

[mai92105]

hmm... ok! thanks!

[liloblindboi]

no way, hes got a mustache. it looks like one of the officers you get to fight in the game.

[overlordalan18]

Lu Bu kills this fat ass and everybody knows to respect Lu Bu because no man during that time would have the balls to try something like that.

DIE DONG ZHOU YOU FAT PIG.

[mai92105]

i totally agree!

[liloblindboi]

yeah, im so glad LuBu actually killed him.

[ssupermajinbuu]

Fuck Dong Zhuo and his Fat ass! Zhang He is way better

[pkb2244]

imagine how he is goin to hav sex with that girl i mean like look at his size.his gonna kill that gal

[gold3263301]

The music's like, OH SNAP HE'S GONNA DIE lol.

[swellmaxwell]

omg, do u guys know anything!? Lu Bu was ready to kill Dong Zhou! jeez

[jordanmaru]

and behind that guy with a sword is a guy with another sword but on dong zuos side XD

[daqiaorox]

actually it was lu meng ready to attack.examine his hair in de ponytail.its hiim.

[ChineseinCanada]

Actually one of the best ending vids in the entire game IMO

[nezarzraidi1]

damn greedy pervy tyran once they kill him SHES MINE

[gabcerv]

LOL If wasn't such a perv tyrant I could have still gotten that girl..

[gabcerv]

*he could have gotten the girl(stupid me)

[donaldsonburrz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA owned :)

[mai92105]

who was the person getting ready to attack dong zhou?

was it cao cao cause it looked like him?

plz reply!

Thanks!

[TinyCaterpillar]

It wasn't Cao Cao, since he had been defeated in his story. I think it was just one of his soldiers involved in a rebellion.

[jiianweii]

@TinyCaterpillar it was yuan shao army althouggh he had die but the army did not give up

[puchy110]

@mai92105 it was an assasin hired by the rebels who opposed his rule, I think...

[jiianweii]

@mai92105 it was yuan shao army

[Mccresswell]

i bet all the guards want him dead as well

[pmouse418]

i hate this guy

[sjfaith]

Who doesn't? lol

[ATKohEdwin]

i would have called him a badass if he is much slimmer and stronger...and influcential..but now...lets stick to two words,'he suck'

[burai2007]

Dong Zhuo is none other than Toutaku from Ikki Tousen series!

[soccer532]

dong zhou freaks me out

[brianutube]

lmao he's pretty much fucked.

[KisaraCrystal]

Nice Cut scene, I hate Dong Zhuo, he such a stupid, pervert and evil bastard no wonder he didn't live long enough to have it all, good riddance of him. Hey, do you know where I can get some of the cut scene? Because I need it for my vid, and I can't seem to find them anywhere, if you know where I can get them please tell me and that would be super duper appreciate *PLEASE REPLIED TO ME SOON* Thank you in advance.

[TinyCaterpillar]

I sent you a PM. :)

[plainrob101]

well, dats wat u get for putting your fat face in a girls hand.

[soccer532]

lol

[Lorric101]

Ha ha ha, I never noticed the way he moves his head like that, funny!

[DuelistofRa]

"and nobody is ever gonna take it away from me again!" well spet of the guy about to kill u that is

[frozenchaos9]

I love this video.

[ssorraa]

not gonna live long i see...

[DynastyWolf]

he is pure evil

[aquil3333]

lol

[kazxjun]

His laugh is annoying lol.