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  • now he has to chop his balls of

  • Damn Nazis you scary!!

  • 19 people cut their dicks off with a chainsaw

  • great. now he has to amputate his balls. : (

  • 1st his arm, and now his baby maker? oh god o_o

  • Blowjob from hell. LOL

  • @TheMetro2033fan haha XD

  • i'm bitten. i dont want to die...-saws it off- yea see. i'm invisable!..-zombie bites penis- cut that of B***H

  • my boyfriend ditched me -.- i had to watch this in a dark room alone while he was sleeping.

  • Nazi zombie !

  • Ohhhhh! Zombie bite on the penis!

  • lol :)

  • haha 2.28, look at hes face thinking: Omg, i have to cut of my ballz?

  • OH SHIT

  • way to ruin a nice jacket.

  • when the zombie bit it sounded like a carrot...lol

  • that zombie was 100% gay

  • to s rukou malo grády, do rozkroku je to už iba klišé....

  • HEY THESE SCENES WERE GOOD........WHEN THEY ORIGINALLY APPEARED IN EVIL DEAD 2.

  • I cut this movie off after i had given what felt like forever to go somewhere with the story. i now wish i had given it more time. i feel like it have missed a lot

  • lovee

  • Haha zombie BJ, gotta hurt

  • LMAO!!!!

    Best FML ever.

  • ahhhhhhhhh just burn his balls!

  • Severing a bitten limb seems smart when its not ur dick

  • 2:05 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU

  • Eugh Nazi Zombie blow job.

  • hes stupid why would he cut his arm of and burn it and whyd the zombie bite his dick hes a perv

  • @MsBobohj He cut off his arm to prevent infection. The zombie's bite would cause him to become a zombie. So, by removal of his arm, he stopped himself from being infected. He then burned the wound so it would seal. The zombie bit him there because he could i gues... lol

  • XD now hes got to chop of his balls xxdXDDXDXDXDXDX

  • 0:20 yum cambells beaf stew!

  • Ok I did it, i amputated my arm off. NOOOOO AWWWWOOW! Fk get the chainsaw again.

  • 2:02 - 2:22 ouchhh........ That man needs to get a new penis, cause right now he has a zombie penis

  • 2:02-2:22 balls of steel

  • i dont think anyone could acctually do that i mean to cut off your arm and burn it and not feint or anything................MAN!!!­!!!!! HE IS SOOO HARDCOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! and tbh that would REALLY hurt your balls lol :L

  • OMFG THEY BIT HIM IN THE BALLS!!!! BUT WONT IT BE GAY A ACTOR BITING SOME 1'S BALLS????!?!??!?

  • laugh he said that guy was only joking when he said dont get bitten

  • @DatIrishGuy

    Srs?

  • This is a great movie and this part cracked me up! LOVE IT! make more like it!

  • Mr stumpy stump stump you have one arm the they should call you stumble stump skins cuz you got a stump arm

  • LMFAO!

  • lol the zombie would go for there wouldnt it o_O

  • OMG THAT WOULD HURT

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    ouch.....

  • awe poor poor guy first his arm now his manly hood :( tsk tsk

  • now he has to cut his dick

  • Don't even think about it... Please!

  • it looked fake the blood

  • Poor bastard. Time to take the chainsaw to his own neck at this point. Lost his wanking hand AND what he's supposed to wank in the first place. It's done, man. It's OVER. Suicide is the only way out.

  • lol thinking about cutting of his dick rofl

  • @dragonlord567 LMAO!!!

  • hahaha!! no, no, no

  • lol he looks at the chainsaw. damn i gotta do it again? ok give me the sickle

  • Dude this is fucking awesome!

    I mean seriously, this is pure epic!

    The only way it could have been even better if he'd be Bruce Campbell about his arm and attached the chainsaw there

  • This is a good zombie film!

  • 2:03 must have been a lonely zombie

  • that sucks dude

  • Cant you hear the Norwgian spek, i am Norwgian..

  • hahahahaahah!!!

  • damm, this has to be the bloodiest movie i have ever seen

  • hahaahahaha

  • hahaha now he have do amputated his egs :D

  • haahahahahaha

  • poor dude u haf to cut ur a dang uh ling off

  • i want to see movie. From finland.

  • its from norway, not finland.

  • yea i know, IM FROM FINLAND.

  • lol

  • lol, love how after he cuts his arm off he's half pleased. Then the zombie bites him in the groin. tough break.

  • lol

  • I have seen the movie! I´m From Norway! Awsome movie

  • The guy who was next to him took a long time to realise he was being attacked.

  • Pure comedy!

  • omg i have to see that film he has to cut his dick off lolz

  • i just cut my fukin arm off lets laugh about it!

  • seriosly

  • how do you know?!? it is a movie!! it could be anything!!!

  • look at one of there helmets ss i know wtf im talkin about

  • Beacuse we come from norway!

  • DE EKKE BARE DU SOM ER FRA NORGE VEIT DU!

  • OPPPPPSSSSSSSiii Diden´t know u where from norway^^har du sett filmen? den eier <3

  • i guess his nuts was juicy or sumthing because he was thristy

  • Nutless lol

  • that guy got his balls busted

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that german popped up and ate his nuts ROFL!!!!!

  • no he has to cut off his nuts lmao!

  • Lmfao chew his nuts

  • Isn't this movie playing in theaters in the US?

  • Think so.

  • Lmao now, we dont play cheap movies, and its in german not english.

  • dont be stuck up u shit, and yes u do play cheap movies, u make most of them. also it has subtitles and yes it is being shown in the US

  • were not playing this in theaters you dumb fuck. we dont play cheaply made movies in theaters. idiot.

  • Norwegian...Not german

    Big diefference

  • Cool, Idc where this movie came from, i was just saying how its not in theaters, the closest thing cheaply made movies make it would be on SYFY channel.

  • It was in theaters in Norway.

  • Were talking about having a cheap movie in american theaters doesnt happen, learn info you cock knock.

  • Have fun watching your garbage mainstream hollywood high budget piece of shit movies with no plot then.

  • Exactly why are movies make it in your theaters to? Your make it to DVD? Yeah... I will have fun.

  • I'm just saying that even though the "American" movies make it to the cinema, that doesn't mean that they're the best, oh and they did actually show Dead Snow in selected theaters.

  • Im not saying there the best, Im just saying how ares can make it to cinema with out even trying, Dead Snow never made it in selected theaters in america. Just DVD, I see it all over wal-mart, But no theaters.

  • @wiggs333 woww but all northern europeans are such strong looking people because they live in coldest country they are built that way. look at the size of that punch...@ 2:14....I wont ever want that on my face

  • @goodbyelonglive44 and that is a reason to compare norwegians to germans...because?

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  • @wiggs333 wasnt compairing anyone, I was just saying that cold countries have strong people, before Industrialization, there was hard times, and people through hardship came to be one of the good species of humans.

  • @wiggs333 Fuck yeah!

  • GuGUGUGUGUGURRRROOOOOOSSSSSSS! But still very entertaining.

  • It would have already flown through his arm and into the rest of his body if he took more than a few seconds slicing his arm off, which he did. Even if that one in the snow didn't get him, he'd be undead later.

  • ow that hurts

  • hahaha, so fucking brutal... but still so funny..

  • hahaahahahahhahahahahahaha

  • so brutal. YES

  • what if your a righty and you cut off your right hand how do you "do stuff.." lol looks a chainsaw...

  • det klippet var jo litt komedie:P

  • lawl!!!!!!

  • superb.

  • hahahahah fuck that .Poor basted hahahaha

  • Hmmmm... Become an Undead Nazi or chop my dick off... tough choice. I do use my dick a lot so that would be hard for me to do... Running around turning others into fellow Undead Nazis sounds pretty cool and exciting. Personally, Ill have to go with the Undead Nazi. Cant wait to see more of these.

  • agree, cant be that bad

  • Agreed but Nazi zombie? kinda over the top isnt it? i mean NAZI zombie not just ur normal grey shirt blue greens clown shoes no NAZI zombie

  • jajajajajajajajajaajajaz<jajaa­jajajaaa this is just funny jajajajaj

  • ya see kids, this is what happens when you dont follow one of the most important horror movies rules: never, EVER, say anything or do anything, that would make it the least bit ironic to get attacked. you WILL BE ATTACKED.

  • Wow... Sucks to be him. Too bad this movie is awesome.

  • Hahahahah.. *can't stop laughing*

    love this film :D

  • rofl man

  • fucking crazy

  • hahha xDD he got owned ! it was all for nothing after all... he bleed for nothing after that last bite... hes fucked up...

  • that sucks... litterally ROFL

  • now he has to cut it off haha

  • LOL!!!

  • tosco

  • why he is so unhappy? he got blow job for free :DDD

  • LOL

  • the ending is so fucking funny

  • When does it come out?

  • september 1st but maybe not in our country

  • it will now but very few places

  • lmao, is that zombie sucking him off xD lmfao!!!

  • "whats wrong"

    "oh nothing im turning into a zombie but other than that im fine!"

  • Mwahahahaha! :D Loving it!

  • That Guy Is Fucking Hardcore.

  • OMFG I HAVE to see this movie. I will do whatever it takes!

  • go to amazon and order?

  • Oh the horror!!!!

  • Okay this is just for people who wAs wondering why he burnt his arm.He burnt he becuase it kills the infection and clots the wound up with his skin so he would have stayed infection free....Until the gay zombie popped out the dirt and gave him a blow job XD

  • And so he won't bleed to death, he stops the blood flow out of the arm. I really like this part, so Ironic :D

  • Yeah Really it comes in handy to stop bleeding hurts like HELLLLLL but works

  • omg poor man!

  • This looks so good!

  • painful

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  • this is comedy or horror?

  • Both by the looks of it.

  • that really sucks for him. what a waste of spermies!

  • lol, merkelig skuespill for å være ærlig^^

  • men meget sjovt :D

  • llololol he got his balls bitten

    well he cut his arm off and put it on fire good scene though

  • I got the hole movie on DVD :DDDD

  • hahahahahaha

  • that sucks

  • ololol hehe wath the hell ?? best scene if ever seen. ^^

  • Yess, yess.. xD Norge ruler da : D

  • norge lagde verdens beste zombie film noen gang. alle nordmen burde vere stolt!  xD

  • did that nazi zombie just bit his dick off?

  • no no no no no no no!

  • Yup

  • dirty nazi's lol

  • When does this movie come out i want to watch it :)

  • June on dvd in the states I think.

    It's out in Norway tho ;D

  • 1 april in norway

  • everything about this movie looks amazingly cool. that guy is such a badass

  • fuckin awesomeeeeeee!

  • OUCH... chainsaw his balls!!

  • That is worst than death itself

  • oh this is the funny parth :)

  • шедевр!!!

  • lol i can sense some irony ;)

  • he got a bj from the wehrmacht!! x]

  • I think they were SS soldiers...

  • SS soldiers were guards of Colonel Herzog.

  • the were body gaurds of hitlers most trusted generals and hitler himself

  • LOL 2:04 zombie blowjob

  • Fucking hilarious when the tard is coming up and taste his groin...2 sec later is looking at the chainsaw XD HAHAHAHA