I cut this movie off after i had given what felt like forever to go somewhere with the story. i now wish i had given it more time. i feel like it have missed a lot
@MsBobohj He cut off his arm to prevent infection. The zombie's bite would cause him to become a zombie. So, by removal of his arm, he stopped himself from being infected. He then burned the wound so it would seal. The zombie bit him there because he could i gues... lol
i dont think anyone could acctually do that i mean to cut off your arm and burn it and not feint or anything................MAN!!!!!!!! HE IS SOOO HARDCOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! and tbh that would REALLY hurt your balls lol :L
Poor bastard. Time to take the chainsaw to his own neck at this point. Lost his wanking hand AND what he's supposed to wank in the first place. It's done, man. It's OVER. Suicide is the only way out.
Cool, Idc where this movie came from, i was just saying how its not in theaters, the closest thing cheaply made movies make it would be on SYFY channel.
I'm just saying that even though the "American" movies make it to the cinema, that doesn't mean that they're the best, oh and they did actually show Dead Snow in selected theaters.
Im not saying there the best, Im just saying how ares can make it to cinema with out even trying, Dead Snow never made it in selected theaters in america. Just DVD, I see it all over wal-mart, But no theaters.
@wiggs333 woww but all northern europeans are such strong looking people because they live in coldest country they are built that way. look at the size of that punch...@ 2:14....I wont ever want that on my face
@wiggs333 wasnt compairing anyone, I was just saying that cold countries have strong people, before Industrialization, there was hard times, and people through hardship came to be one of the good species of humans.
It would have already flown through his arm and into the rest of his body if he took more than a few seconds slicing his arm off, which he did. Even if that one in the snow didn't get him, he'd be undead later.
Hmmmm... Become an Undead Nazi or chop my dick off... tough choice. I do use my dick a lot so that would be hard for me to do... Running around turning others into fellow Undead Nazis sounds pretty cool and exciting. Personally, Ill have to go with the Undead Nazi. Cant wait to see more of these.
ya see kids, this is what happens when you dont follow one of the most important horror movies rules: never, EVER, say anything or do anything, that would make it the least bit ironic to get attacked. you WILL BE ATTACKED.
Okay this is just for people who wAs wondering why he burnt his arm.He burnt he becuase it kills the infection and clots the wound up with his skin so he would have stayed infection free....Until the gay zombie popped out the dirt and gave him a blow job XD
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Tamas123 4 months ago
now he has to chop his balls of
clonetrooper661 7 months ago
Damn Nazis you scary!!
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WandaCrowe 8 months ago
19 people cut their dicks off with a chainsaw
SEaston100 9 months ago
great. now he has to amputate his balls. : (
mindlessprimitive 11 months ago
1st his arm, and now his baby maker? oh god o_o
longdock133 1 year ago
Blowjob from hell. LOL
TheMetro2033fan 1 year ago 2
@TheMetro2033fan haha XD
connortrobinson 9 months ago
i'm bitten. i dont want to die...-saws it off- yea see. i'm invisable!..-zombie bites penis- cut that of B***H
jmrjono 1 year ago
my boyfriend ditched me -.- i had to watch this in a dark room alone while he was sleeping.
Liveforthemusic111 1 year ago
Nazi zombie !
papounet88 1 year ago
Ohhhhh! Zombie bite on the penis!
Willamette53594 1 year ago
lol :)
soccerfan1965 1 year ago
haha 2.28, look at hes face thinking: Omg, i have to cut of my ballz?
MrThedeadmau5 1 year ago
OH SHIT
Machete964 1 year ago
way to ruin a nice jacket.
seandonovanD 1 year ago
when the zombie bit it sounded like a carrot...lol
seandonovanD 1 year ago
that zombie was 100% gay
javierandrap 1 year ago
to s rukou malo grády, do rozkroku je to už iba klišé....
TheDodonin 1 year ago
HEY THESE SCENES WERE GOOD........WHEN THEY ORIGINALLY APPEARED IN EVIL DEAD 2.
INTOTHEGRINDER 1 year ago
I cut this movie off after i had given what felt like forever to go somewhere with the story. i now wish i had given it more time. i feel like it have missed a lot
brotheryang 1 year ago
lovee
MrKejhe 1 year ago
Haha zombie BJ, gotta hurt
Dukklord 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!
Best FML ever.
michiganboy10 1 year ago
ahhhhhhhhh just burn his balls!
TheJinzo100 1 year ago
Severing a bitten limb seems smart when its not ur dick
FatalSonata 1 year ago
2:05 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SixTacchini 1 year ago
Eugh Nazi Zombie blow job.
MegaMrwaffle 1 year ago
hes stupid why would he cut his arm of and burn it and whyd the zombie bite his dick hes a perv
MsBobohj 1 year ago
@MsBobohj He cut off his arm to prevent infection. The zombie's bite would cause him to become a zombie. So, by removal of his arm, he stopped himself from being infected. He then burned the wound so it would seal. The zombie bit him there because he could i gues... lol
mohawkscx10 1 year ago
XD now hes got to chop of his balls xxdXDDXDXDXDXDX
dtmsolid1234 1 year ago
0:20 yum cambells beaf stew!
arm1207 1 year ago
Ok I did it, i amputated my arm off. NOOOOO AWWWWOOW! Fk get the chainsaw again.
FrenchFriesFried 1 year ago
2:02 - 2:22 ouchhh........ That man needs to get a new penis, cause right now he has a zombie penis
moviestar349 1 year ago
2:02-2:22 balls of steel
MrDawgjones 1 year ago
i dont think anyone could acctually do that i mean to cut off your arm and burn it and not feint or anything................MAN!!!!!!!! HE IS SOOO HARDCOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! and tbh that would REALLY hurt your balls lol :L
SLASHATTACK1599 1 year ago
OMFG THEY BIT HIM IN THE BALLS!!!! BUT WONT IT BE GAY A ACTOR BITING SOME 1'S BALLS????!?!??!?
jonathanloz 1 year ago
laugh he said that guy was only joking when he said dont get bitten
DatIrishGuy 1 year ago
@DatIrishGuy
Srs?
RedEliteFilms 1 year ago
This is a great movie and this part cracked me up! LOVE IT! make more like it!
SirSmighty 1 year ago
Mr stumpy stump stump you have one arm the they should call you stumble stump skins cuz you got a stump arm
christyandmattshow 1 year ago
LMFAO!
sonic911 1 year ago
lol the zombie would go for there wouldnt it o_O
onedropofblood 1 year ago
OMG THAT WOULD HURT
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ouch.....
lugia756 1 year ago
awe poor poor guy first his arm now his manly hood :( tsk tsk
101mathsucks 1 year ago
now he has to cut his dick
Skaterextreme96 1 year ago
Don't even think about it... Please!
LittleBass1995 1 year ago
it looked fake the blood
guitarpro619 1 year ago
Poor bastard. Time to take the chainsaw to his own neck at this point. Lost his wanking hand AND what he's supposed to wank in the first place. It's done, man. It's OVER. Suicide is the only way out.
Bluesit32 1 year ago
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This movie rocks
NineTailsDemonFox 1 year ago
lol thinking about cutting of his dick rofl
dragonlord567 1 year ago
@dragonlord567 LMAO!!!
Okemaysim14 1 year ago
hahaha!! no, no, no
nicholas8795 1 year ago 5
lol he looks at the chainsaw. damn i gotta do it again? ok give me the sickle
kennysnipa 1 year ago
Dude this is fucking awesome!
I mean seriously, this is pure epic!
The only way it could have been even better if he'd be Bruce Campbell about his arm and attached the chainsaw there
METALIST1989 1 year ago
This is a good zombie film!
huskamut 1 year ago
2:03 must have been a lonely zombie
MushroomheadSlipKnoT 1 year ago
that sucks dude
willfredo14 1 year ago
Cant you hear the Norwgian spek, i am Norwgian..
123tacochris 2 years ago
hahahahaahah!!!
nylor81988 2 years ago
damm, this has to be the bloodiest movie i have ever seen
torpedozepeda 2 years ago
hahaahahaha
hostelify 2 years ago
hahaha now he have do amputated his egs :D
francewar 2 years ago
haahahahahaha
sadowdark 2 years ago
poor dude u haf to cut ur a dang uh ling off
Gidkid35 2 years ago
i want to see movie. From finland.
FolkeMunter 2 years ago
its from norway, not finland.
choria35 2 years ago
yea i know, IM FROM FINLAND.
FolkeMunter 2 years ago
lol
Zeafoor 2 years ago
lol, love how after he cuts his arm off he's half pleased. Then the zombie bites him in the groin. tough break.
timshostage 2 years ago
lol
CurryPotNoodle1 2 years ago
I have seen the movie! I´m From Norway! Awsome movie
rimi89 2 years ago
The guy who was next to him took a long time to realise he was being attacked.
goonermax123 2 years ago
Pure comedy!
Wacholderbeer 2 years ago
omg i have to see that film he has to cut his dick off lolz
harryzcool 2 years ago 3
i just cut my fukin arm off lets laugh about it!
C0d4xGOd 2 years ago
seriosly
ssgkillsuall 2 years ago
how do you know?!? it is a movie!! it could be anything!!!
kjetil330 2 years ago
look at one of there helmets ss i know wtf im talkin about
ssgkillsuall 2 years ago
Beacuse we come from norway!
rimi89 2 years ago
DE EKKE BARE DU SOM ER FRA NORGE VEIT DU!
kjetil330 2 years ago
OPPPPPSSSSSSSiii Diden´t know u where from norway^^har du sett filmen? den eier <3
rimi89 2 years ago
i guess his nuts was juicy or sumthing because he was thristy
OklahomaSooner32 2 years ago
Nutless lol
PredaScream 2 years ago
that guy got his balls busted
Dumpes 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that german popped up and ate his nuts ROFL!!!!!
bigpimpsred 2 years ago
no he has to cut off his nuts lmao!
OklahomaSooner32 2 years ago
Lmfao chew his nuts
Knightman963 2 years ago
Isn't this movie playing in theaters in the US?
co2cart 2 years ago
Think so.
v1lle3 2 years ago
Lmao now, we dont play cheap movies, and its in german not english.
ClickHereForP0RNz 2 years ago
dont be stuck up u shit, and yes u do play cheap movies, u make most of them. also it has subtitles and yes it is being shown in the US
yugrules 2 years ago
were not playing this in theaters you dumb fuck. we dont play cheaply made movies in theaters. idiot.
ClickHereForP0RNz 2 years ago
Norwegian...Not german
Big diefference
wiggs333 2 years ago 12
Cool, Idc where this movie came from, i was just saying how its not in theaters, the closest thing cheaply made movies make it would be on SYFY channel.
ClickHereForP0RNz 2 years ago
It was in theaters in Norway.
WTFLEETERS 2 years ago
Were talking about having a cheap movie in american theaters doesnt happen, learn info you cock knock.
ClickHereForP0RNz 2 years ago
Have fun watching your garbage mainstream hollywood high budget piece of shit movies with no plot then.
WTFLEETERS 2 years ago
Exactly why are movies make it in your theaters to? Your make it to DVD? Yeah... I will have fun.
ClickHereForP0RNz 2 years ago
I'm just saying that even though the "American" movies make it to the cinema, that doesn't mean that they're the best, oh and they did actually show Dead Snow in selected theaters.
WTFLEETERS 2 years ago
Im not saying there the best, Im just saying how ares can make it to cinema with out even trying, Dead Snow never made it in selected theaters in america. Just DVD, I see it all over wal-mart, But no theaters.
ClickHereForP0RNz 2 years ago
@wiggs333 woww but all northern europeans are such strong looking people because they live in coldest country they are built that way. look at the size of that punch...@ 2:14....I wont ever want that on my face
goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago
@goodbyelonglive44 and that is a reason to compare norwegians to germans...because?
wiggs333 1 year ago
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goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago
@wiggs333 wasnt compairing anyone, I was just saying that cold countries have strong people, before Industrialization, there was hard times, and people through hardship came to be one of the good species of humans.
goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago
@wiggs333 Fuck yeah!
stokmarknes 1 year ago
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@wiggs333 VERY Big diefference...
dagmaugsten 1 year ago
GuGUGUGUGUGURRRROOOOOOSSSSSSS! But still very entertaining.
xxxmoviefreakxxx 2 years ago
It would have already flown through his arm and into the rest of his body if he took more than a few seconds slicing his arm off, which he did. Even if that one in the snow didn't get him, he'd be undead later.
Skwerl132 2 years ago
ow that hurts
Jimmyhkiller 2 years ago
hahaha, so fucking brutal... but still so funny..
hawake 2 years ago
hahaahahahahhahahahahahaha
ts4muda 2 years ago
so brutal. YES
Arribasalsayessir 2 years ago
what if your a righty and you cut off your right hand how do you "do stuff.." lol looks a chainsaw...
MarkTheLock 2 years ago
det klippet var jo litt komedie:P
lassegg2 2 years ago
lawl!!!!!!
khmer932 2 years ago
superb.
hoogpah 2 years ago
hahahahah fuck that .Poor basted hahahaha
funkyme08 2 years ago
Hmmmm... Become an Undead Nazi or chop my dick off... tough choice. I do use my dick a lot so that would be hard for me to do... Running around turning others into fellow Undead Nazis sounds pretty cool and exciting. Personally, Ill have to go with the Undead Nazi. Cant wait to see more of these.
HundDerUnterwelt 2 years ago 2
agree, cant be that bad
Bon0 2 years ago
Agreed but Nazi zombie? kinda over the top isnt it? i mean NAZI zombie not just ur normal grey shirt blue greens clown shoes no NAZI zombie
Piratejone 2 years ago
jajajajajajajajajaajajaz<jajaajajajaaa this is just funny jajajajaj
NoGoats 2 years ago
ya see kids, this is what happens when you dont follow one of the most important horror movies rules: never, EVER, say anything or do anything, that would make it the least bit ironic to get attacked. you WILL BE ATTACKED.
Slysdexsic 2 years ago 3
Wow... Sucks to be him. Too bad this movie is awesome.
xXsazegaXx 2 years ago
Hahahahah.. *can't stop laughing*
love this film :D
Sirialiana 2 years ago
rofl man
vividintent 2 years ago
fucking crazy
smalljj 2 years ago
hahha xDD he got owned ! it was all for nothing after all... he bleed for nothing after that last bite... hes fucked up...
0finlander0 2 years ago
that sucks... litterally ROFL
AngryTaco26 2 years ago
now he has to cut it off haha
T3RASK 2 years ago
LOL!!!
IbelieveAliens 2 years ago
tosco
zambonigoku 2 years ago
why he is so unhappy? he got blow job for free :DDD
1337LvMons 2 years ago
LOL
Frogster7 2 years ago
the ending is so fucking funny
Bojacaa002 2 years ago
When does it come out?
ceasersalad159 2 years ago
september 1st but maybe not in our country
JiZzWeR 2 years ago
it will now but very few places
jo452jo 2 years ago
lmao, is that zombie sucking him off xD lmfao!!!
Fl0Ckyy 2 years ago
"whats wrong"
"oh nothing im turning into a zombie but other than that im fine!"
h3llboy97 2 years ago
Mwahahahaha! :D Loving it!
Vickers1987 2 years ago
That Guy Is Fucking Hardcore.
koin44 2 years ago 3
OMFG I HAVE to see this movie. I will do whatever it takes!
12809inthetubes 2 years ago
go to amazon and order?
WTFLEETERS 2 years ago
Oh the horror!!!!
ltdan1721 2 years ago
Okay this is just for people who wAs wondering why he burnt his arm.He burnt he becuase it kills the infection and clots the wound up with his skin so he would have stayed infection free....Until the gay zombie popped out the dirt and gave him a blow job XD
TehZaHl 2 years ago
And so he won't bleed to death, he stops the blood flow out of the arm. I really like this part, so Ironic :D
90tommy 2 years ago
Yeah Really it comes in handy to stop bleeding hurts like HELLLLLL but works
TehZaHl 2 years ago
omg poor man!
Crumbles411 2 years ago
This looks so good!
NobodyTossesADwarf91 2 years ago
painful
southparkgeek12 2 years ago
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Huinerb 2 years ago
this is comedy or horror?
Smerff56 2 years ago
Both by the looks of it.
EspanolBot 2 years ago
that really sucks for him. what a waste of spermies!
stewiegriffin111111 2 years ago
lol, merkelig skuespill for å være ærlig^^
heiier 2 years ago
men meget sjovt :D
Zethuriel 2 years ago
llololol he got his balls bitten
well he cut his arm off and put it on fire good scene though
awsmburrito 2 years ago
I got the hole movie on DVD :DDDD
N64no 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
F1337 2 years ago
that sucks
mrcrow191 2 years ago
ololol hehe wath the hell ?? best scene if ever seen. ^^
mortifactor666 2 years ago
Yess, yess.. xD Norge ruler da : D
LuckySadira 2 years ago
norge lagde verdens beste zombie film noen gang. alle nordmen burde vere stolt! xD
ner25 2 years ago 4
did that nazi zombie just bit his dick off?
SgtZippzapp 2 years ago
no no no no no no no!
lakionlaki 2 years ago
Yup
kerfluffle12345 2 years ago
dirty nazi's lol
evtam 2 years ago
When does this movie come out i want to watch it :)
doom655 2 years ago
June on dvd in the states I think.
It's out in Norway tho ;D
WTFLEETERS 2 years ago
1 april in norway
IlikeJohnnyCash71 2 years ago
everything about this movie looks amazingly cool. that guy is such a badass
Arribasalsayessir 2 years ago
fuckin awesomeeeeeee!
djmarzek 2 years ago
OUCH... chainsaw his balls!!
QuackingRoflDuck 2 years ago 3
That is worst than death itself
88isthenumber 2 years ago 4
oh this is the funny parth :)
gerry1912 2 years ago
шедевр!!!
Denizzzko 2 years ago
lol i can sense some irony ;)
zklzklzkl 2 years ago
he got a bj from the wehrmacht!! x]
jman6718 2 years ago
I think they were SS soldiers...
Socrates287 2 years ago
SS soldiers were guards of Colonel Herzog.
jurek1993 2 years ago
the were body gaurds of hitlers most trusted generals and hitler himself
ssgkillsuall 2 years ago
LOL 2:04 zombie blowjob
jman6718 2 years ago 7
Fucking hilarious when the tard is coming up and taste his groin...2 sec later is looking at the chainsaw XD HAHAHAHA
Marinejegerkommando 2 years ago 5