haha Ena que ganda moca!! Ganhámos pá, partimos os gajos todos com 2 132 322 pontos!!! We on that eurovision bitch!!!! LOL E no fim, mesmo para brindar: "I'm not a pervert" hehe Lindo!
Quando eu tive que ler os Maias, li uma parte em que ha alguem que toca um tema de Beethoven num concerto, e de que ninguem gostou, apesar de ser altamente considerado mundialmente
O mesmo se acontece aqui. Andamos a dar pérolas a porcos... nao vale a pena insistir
@Mendez4 Ora aí está, muito bem dito! Então desde que os países do leste se juntaram, credo meu deus tem sido uma saloice! Sejamos francos, os países de leste até têm muito boa música, mas por alguma razão para a eurovisão só enviam a azeitolice mais azeitola que se pode imaginar! lol Bem fizeram os italianos que mandaram a eurovisão passear antes do circo se instalar!
realmente TRUE FANTASY....pelo menos enquanto a eurovisao continuar com este sistema de votos...Portugal nao tem vizinhos q o possam apoiar, sao sempre os mesmos paises a ganhar e tb nunca ha d mudar....por mais fantastica q seja a nossa musica como foi o ano passado... chegou mesmo a ganhar o premio de melhor cancao na opiniao da imprensa q rodeou todo o programa
Portugal tantos vizinhos qto a Noruega e a Finlânidia, além de Espanha e Andorra, Alemanha, Suiça, França e Belgica são países de diaspora portuguesa, a vitória é possivel, só é preciso um pouco mais de esforço...
Portugal está no caminho certo, grandes canções em 2008 e 2009, boa sorte agora em 2010! =)
portugal faz sempre merda a escolher a cancao, e uma vergonha um pais com cancoes tao bonitas e mandarem a moca cantar aquela porcaria. ela tinha qualidade para ter ganho aquilo.
Portugal wins ESC, The Pope is atheist, Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't depilate his eyebrows anymore... Who knows... maybe one day we'll see a black afroamerican as president of United States!!!! ;-P Yes, we can, we have always to bneliev in us! Madrid 2010 ESC
Are you joking? Spain winning again? Never, never, never. Just if we play to the game of independence as the ancient soviets and balcanic did we could vote for each other in the iberic peninsula. It is disgusting realizing how they fought among them till genocide in the 90s and however they always vote for themselves over and over again. I prefer to be a serious country 364 days a year.
@weapt I was joking of course. This year the portuguese song was not good at all but i do love Dulce Pontes, Cristina Branco, Ana Moura, Mariza, Misia, Madredeus,... so I would say that I like Portuguese music. We'll hope next year spanish and portuguese songs will be better. Thanks for the 12 points anyway but our singer was better than her song and she did her best. This contest is falling down because of politic afinity, diaspora of inmmigrants and "neigbours matters". We'll never win anymore
@PJdreamer It didn't win before the public vote was put in place because of kinship based agendas between the major founding countries (England, Ireland, and so on), and it doesn't win now because of eastern europe, and its tight neighboring block! When will people just grow up to the point where they can just simply take it somewhere else!! lol The eurovision has never been a music competion, and that is why countries like Portugal have never won, my friend!
@heucatia Ireland is not a major founding country ! Or a major funding country. However, I agree that the Eurovision isnt a music competition - simply look at the rubbish that has won over the last 10 years.
@PJdreamer I agree. I believe that Portugal has and had in some EUROVISION editions enough potenttial to win. Although the language is quite a limitation, because most of the people in Europe don't get a word of the lyrics, and i don't think that they really enjoy our kind of music. There were many singers like Lena who didn't had a great voice to win it. Although they did... It's a real shame.
in Portugal we don´t realy like very much eurovision...it is all big crap, but the Portuguese entries are not all that bad, there was some very good ones, but I have no idea why the outher countries don´t like our songs. By the way this is a great comic show in Portugal...and for us it was very funny!!
lol its same thing like some estonian says that football is crap and big joke for them just because they dont like to play it... u have terrible songs and that is end of story! this is good one, but most of them...
Sorry, but they had awesome songs specially in the 90's (1991, 1993, 1994, 1996, 1998, 1999). But they have no as many neighbors as Croatia have, so it makes sense they don't score so well. Sorry dear, but that's the truth. End of the story.
Besides that, I really appreciate their sense of humour! :)
eurovision is good but there are some contrys that just don t really care about it portugal is one of theme if we put "anjos" we would won!!! we just dont care about these conpetition but i don t say that is crap because it s pretty good...
este ano acredito qe sim, basta levar-mos o Carlos Costa (finalista do Festival da Canção 2012)
Mega8975 1 week ago
i'm not a pervert xD
esc4all 7 months ago
talvez daqui a mil anos!!!
CJBR1966 8 months ago
"cruzamento entre um leitão e um quilo de cenouras" AHAHHAHA
carlotagouveia 8 months ago
Impossível não gozzar com a Macedónia !
SantiBotero 8 months ago
brace up for 2012 and you might actually won... but for 2011 its not happening...
scorpioninpink 8 months ago
que se foda a eurovisão, nós somos os maiores
jessicarc14 10 months ago
continua brutal rever este sketch!!
a ver se alguem este ano quer o nº do Jel e nos dão mm milhoes de pontos :)
angelusboy 10 months ago
LOOOOOOL 5*!
MeSs87 10 months ago
i'm not a parvar AHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
shiNNToma 11 months ago
muy bueno
emilioverdejo 11 months ago
LOOOL
Brunosam2009 1 year ago
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Krusader101 1 year ago
haha Ena que ganda moca!! Ganhámos pá, partimos os gajos todos com 2 132 322 pontos!!! We on that eurovision bitch!!!! LOL E no fim, mesmo para brindar: "I'm not a pervert" hehe Lindo!
heucatia 1 year ago
Eheheheheh that's soo nice and soooo true !!!
Funny parody of the eurovision , better the rubbishvision or shitvision , such a crappy
and ridiculous event x clueless and bad tasty people !!
Portuguese friends follow the example of Italy and hell' em all, these fucking
shitvsion pricks !! DD
Trulyloyale 1 year ago
I love when they choose the Irish jury to put the bad accent on...they must have chosen Serbia or someting!
nacht98 1 year ago
hahah estes gatos :p
Flatine1 1 year ago
Portugal vai ganhar quando os peixes puderem votar.
monteira77 1 year ago 2
hehe fixe xD
Andrezinho92X 1 year ago
Quando eu tive que ler os Maias, li uma parte em que ha alguem que toca um tema de Beethoven num concerto, e de que ninguem gostou, apesar de ser altamente considerado mundialmente
O mesmo se acontece aqui. Andamos a dar pérolas a porcos... nao vale a pena insistir
Mendez4 1 year ago 4
@Mendez4 Ora aí está, muito bem dito! Então desde que os países do leste se juntaram, credo meu deus tem sido uma saloice! Sejamos francos, os países de leste até têm muito boa música, mas por alguma razão para a eurovisão só enviam a azeitolice mais azeitola que se pode imaginar! lol Bem fizeram os italianos que mandaram a eurovisão passear antes do circo se instalar!
heucatia 1 year ago
Si por mi fuera os daba todos esos puntos y más.
Farto126 2 years ago
epah... com esta coisa "carnivaleira" que o ESC se tornou, acredito que os Santamaria tinham mesmo hipoteses! só nao percebo porque nao vao la!
ricardofreitasl 2 years ago
LOL!
vasosfromcyprus94 2 years ago
valtery u r a bit slow my friend
MrPXavier 2 years ago
para portugal ganhar o eurovision é preciso ir la a Floribella
PivotMakeranimations 2 years ago
estra de mais
09bernas 2 years ago
foi quase assim, ainda tivemos mais de 50 pontos este ano de 2009!!!
stgermain73 2 years ago
Estás a dizer que Portugal este ano teve mais de 50 pontos. Estás-te a esquecer que no ano passado, nós tivemos 69 pontos?!
RuiMFC 2 years ago
realmente TRUE FANTASY....pelo menos enquanto a eurovisao continuar com este sistema de votos...Portugal nao tem vizinhos q o possam apoiar, sao sempre os mesmos paises a ganhar e tb nunca ha d mudar....por mais fantastica q seja a nossa musica como foi o ano passado... chegou mesmo a ganhar o premio de melhor cancao na opiniao da imprensa q rodeou todo o programa
gunty85 2 years ago
Portugal tantos vizinhos qto a Noruega e a Finlânidia, além de Espanha e Andorra, Alemanha, Suiça, França e Belgica são países de diaspora portuguesa, a vitória é possivel, só é preciso um pouco mais de esforço...
Portugal está no caminho certo, grandes canções em 2008 e 2009, boa sorte agora em 2010! =)
eurosinger18 2 years ago
aa mais também portugal naum ajuda
helvisney 2 years ago
voces queriam aquelas musicas azeiteiras como os outros paises???
a nossa musica foi espetacular o pessoal é que nao sabe apreciar!!!
Gerson619ASY 2 years ago 3
portugal faz sempre merda a escolher a cancao, e uma vergonha um pais com cancoes tao bonitas e mandarem a moca cantar aquela porcaria. ela tinha qualidade para ter ganho aquilo.
baltapedro 2 years ago
é pena nunca termos ganho um eurovisão :(
ADluxor 2 years ago 5
Portugal wins ESC, The Pope is atheist, Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't depilate his eyebrows anymore... Who knows... maybe one day we'll see a black afroamerican as president of United States!!!! ;-P Yes, we can, we have always to bneliev in us! Madrid 2010 ESC
furbitoo 2 years ago
And you think Spain will win Eurovision soon?
filmarques 2 years ago
Are you joking? Spain winning again? Never, never, never. Just if we play to the game of independence as the ancient soviets and balcanic did we could vote for each other in the iberic peninsula. It is disgusting realizing how they fought among them till genocide in the 90s and however they always vote for themselves over and over again. I prefer to be a serious country 364 days a year.
furbitoo 2 years ago 2
@furbitoo well maybe one day the president of portugal will be and afro-american.
weapt 8 months ago
@weapt I was joking of course. This year the portuguese song was not good at all but i do love Dulce Pontes, Cristina Branco, Ana Moura, Mariza, Misia, Madredeus,... so I would say that I like Portuguese music. We'll hope next year spanish and portuguese songs will be better. Thanks for the 12 points anyway but our singer was better than her song and she did her best. This contest is falling down because of politic afinity, diaspora of inmmigrants and "neigbours matters". We'll never win anymore
furbitoo 8 months ago
he is the cross breed between a piglet and one kilo og carots!! Just funny!
nacht98 2 years ago 3
this is a parody to eurovision (shitvision)
filmarques 2 years ago
fuck u (sorry xD) but eurovision is great
93polnischstolz 1 year ago
LOL!
tufinhas 3 years ago
era bom era xD
Miiera1 3 years ago 5
Era um sonho...
Que dificilmente será concretizado
Sofiacatita 2 years ago 2
VERDADE?
Miiera1 3 years ago
the point is this is ironic. it's a shame that Portugal never had won!
PJdreamer 3 years ago 31
@PJdreamer WHY? motherfucker
FMDS123SDMF456 1 year ago
@PJdreamer It didn't win before the public vote was put in place because of kinship based agendas between the major founding countries (England, Ireland, and so on), and it doesn't win now because of eastern europe, and its tight neighboring block! When will people just grow up to the point where they can just simply take it somewhere else!! lol The eurovision has never been a music competion, and that is why countries like Portugal have never won, my friend!
heucatia 1 year ago
@heucatia Ireland is not a major founding country ! Or a major funding country. However, I agree that the Eurovision isnt a music competition - simply look at the rubbish that has won over the last 10 years.
MrEurocat 1 year ago
@PJdreamer Not a shame, we are proud to be Portuguese people, who cares about a simple contest.
TheBmxRider4Life 1 year ago
@TheBmxRider4Life Quiseram dizer que é uma pena Portugal não ter ganho, não que é uma vergonha como você deve ter entendido.
Hoyhhh 1 year ago
@PJdreamer it had one
gongax45 1 year ago
@PJdreamer we dont need to win a shit contest
gongax45 1 year ago 2
@PJdreamer I agree. I believe that Portugal has and had in some EUROVISION editions enough potenttial to win. Although the language is quite a limitation, because most of the people in Europe don't get a word of the lyrics, and i don't think that they really enjoy our kind of music. There were many singers like Lena who didn't had a great voice to win it. Although they did... It's a real shame.
MRmeggy96 1 week ago
Epá, estes tipos são incríveis.
pedroferreiralp 3 years ago 4
Funniest victory ever!
KaiserDran 3 years ago 4
Funny thing is, Portugal made the final this year! They may get this number of points if they're lucky... :-)
TomKay 3 years ago 2
2million points is the total amount of all points of all entries since 1954! Great for portugal! Lisbon 2009!
geld07 4 years ago
a what?!
2 million points? so, they get 37037 points every year? a?
CROteenager 3 years ago
in Portugal we don´t realy like very much eurovision...it is all big crap, but the Portuguese entries are not all that bad, there was some very good ones, but I have no idea why the outher countries don´t like our songs. By the way this is a great comic show in Portugal...and for us it was very funny!!
nacht98 3 years ago 3
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lol its same thing like some estonian says that football is crap and big joke for them just because they dont like to play it... u have terrible songs and that is end of story! this is good one, but most of them...
my point is - eurovision is good, u suck in it.
CROteenager 3 years ago
Sorry, but they had awesome songs specially in the 90's (1991, 1993, 1994, 1996, 1998, 1999). But they have no as many neighbors as Croatia have, so it makes sense they don't score so well. Sorry dear, but that's the truth. End of the story.
Besides that, I really appreciate their sense of humour! :)
faezdel 3 years ago 4
you have my respect... :)
pedroferreiralp 3 years ago 9
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Buuu, whatever.
CROteenager 3 years ago
Portugal 1993 was beautiful. Most of their songs from 2000's are the worst apart this this years fantastic entry
GRAHAM2109 3 years ago 5
eurovision is good but there are some contrys that just don t really care about it portugal is one of theme if we put "anjos" we would won!!! we just dont care about these conpetition but i don t say that is crap because it s pretty good...
aisfonseca 3 years ago
you are right, but you're stil a jerk
pedroferreiralp 3 years ago
Thank you, kiss
CROteenager 3 years ago
this is the Irish jury voting, and as they say:
" He seams like cross beteewn a litle pig and half a pound of carots...there is no excuse for this way of gesticulate" LOL
nacht98 3 years ago
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The true champions of the Eurovision Crap Song Contest are Portugal.... Who the hell wants to win that sharade ?!
ChromeRed 4 years ago
that was a comic show....
belxior 4 years ago 5
what's the point is with that?
Valtteri9292 4 years ago