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  • he is Polar, the white ninja!

  • @DJYuzoboy you're right! it was a HARA-KIRI

  • Dah fuck

  • at 0:16 those eyes remind me of someone...TEEHEE

  • Actually, a pretty under rated show

  • Quan Chi did it.

  • He wanted to break the other guy's neck ,but he missed.

  • Don't worry, he's just sleeping...

  • Imagine who ever taught him that technique

    "Now pay attention imma show you guys just this once"

    XD

  • Press 5 for ... *crack* and then nomnomnom

  • Ninja:Hi YOU DIE!

    Siro: *grabs neck* say one more thing and you will die.

    Ninja:Well F*** That *breaks neck*

  • It's impossible to snap your own neck. Even for a Lin Kuei.

  • @TheSa1tyS1ug Yeah, and it's impossible to freeze others and throw some wicked snakes from your hand. Relax, man, it's Mortal Kombat. Everything is possible here.

  • @DuncanMcLe0d Very true, you have a valid point there. But they're aren't snakes. It's a spear attached to a rope/chain ;D

  • lol wtf is he wearing he looks like a dam pirate i think the ninja just didnt want to lose to a fuckin pirate

  • i love the guys instant expression change

  • Lin Kuei

    Being bad ass motherfuckers since 1992.

  • asian guy: i think i know some ways to loosen his tongue...

    ninja: oh fuck that, i'm out...*crack*

  • " i think i know some ways to loosen his tongue..." >:D * lin kuei breaks neck* ".....ok nevermind..."

  • "I think I know some ways to loosen his toungue..."

    "Really? Because I think I know some ways to loosen my neck ^_^"

  • thats not leonardo.. thats just a normal ninja

  • press 5 for epicness :D

  • fake death fail XD

  • Why the hell do people insist on calling Lin Kuei ninja!? If a Lin Kuei heard someone call them that they would royally beat the living hell out of you and I am pretty sure that it would be a flawless victory!

  • Thats not smoke thats just an ordinary ninja

  • press 3 and wait for him to say speak, then press 5! LOL

  • @fulviorsc lol

  • keep pression 3 and 6 :D

  • hit the 5 button :D

  • What is it with mortal kombat and these neck breaks? lmao XD

    Johnny cage

    Lu kang

    Now the lin kuei soldier.

  • @Guitarriff1988ii dont forget Scorpion, he has a Hara-kiri where he breaks his own neck xDDDD

  • LOL why not do it to the other guy.

  • i love the lin kueis expression just before he breaks his neck hes like dude... :/

  • that's what my brother does to get away from his girlfriend ;)

  • That sure looks like some effective armor platings

  • "Well looks like that was a

    (Puts on sunglasses)

    PAIN IN THE NECK!"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAH!!!!

  • ahh good old low budget cheesey costumes they were the days :)

  • thats not smoke, smoke was already a robot then

  • thats not smoke stupid people -__-

  • HARA KIRI!!!!!!!!!

  • that's just funny

  • Haha! Hara-Kiri!

  • and then smoke became a cyborg XD

    *Smoke trys it agen*

    Computer:Warning you are restricked to coment suside..

    Smoke:at least i'm still smoking.

    Computer:ooooh shits!

    Smoke: lol

  • @Andy50k1

    Smoke:Pzzt Pzzt look computer Andy50k1 is sleeping

    Computer:Yeah,hes a nice kid,but why his he wearing socks? Pzzt Pzzt PZZT I GOT A FOOT FETISH SMOKE LETS TAKE THEM OFF AND RUB HIS BAREFEET PZZT PZZT PZZTPZZTPZZTPZZT!

    Smoke:"Yanks your socks awaking you by surprise"

    =o

  • @zeokenX O_O yikes,smoke.what are you doin? lol

  • @Andy50k1 thats not smoke its just a regular lin kuei ninja.

  • I would off my self too if I got some raggedy lookin Lin kuei hand me downs. 

  • LMFAO HAHAHAHAH XDXDXD SO HILLARIOUS

  • He killed himself while to preserve his honor........HARA-KIRI!!!!!!!!­!

  • Hara-Kíri !

  • press 5: At first he was liek :D then he was like :(

  • its like nick swardson sed WHO FUCKING!!!!! FARTED!!!!!!! 0:15

  • LOL

  • "Scorpion teached me how to do this!"

    "OH CR-"

    *Suicide*

    "What the f**k?"

  • Bitch!! I'll kill myself!!

  • 0:13 he laughs....like an idiot.....

  • HOLY SHIT! I was just going to bribe him!

  • KUNG LAO WINS.

    HARA KIRI.

  • "Your sorry ass is gonna tell us the info" *Breaks own neck* "HOLY SHIT"

  • ironically, this was givin to scorpion in mortal kombat deception

  • Please remember to donate a dollar a day to the Save a Lin Kuei Fund...remember just one dollar a day can save a Lin Kuei...

  • HARA KIRI!

  • @DJYuzoboy its called seppuku....PUKU

  • fuck!

  • DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • Uguh...did you see that cloth? Can you say, low production value? Im a fan of MK but I had fonder memories than that...

  • And Sub-Zero as always says...

    I am not a ninja! I am Lin Kuei! Scorpion was a ninja...

  • i want him for my illegal organization, he is dedicated and won't ever tell shit!

  • he aint no snitch

  • Sub Zero's gonna be angry at that ninja, because he did Scorpion's hara-kiri xD

  • "Speak Lin Kuei Ninja, Or We'll Play Lady Gaga's Music!"

    "No, Fuck that"

    *Breaks own Neck*

    *Random voice*

    HARA-KIRI!

  • Why didn't he just break the other guy's neck?

  • Thats what i do when my mom wants me too do my homework

  • HARI KARI!

  • 0:18 HARA KIRI!

  • LOL that ninja was all like " Oh yeah, well loosen THIS! Oh, wait XP"

  • i think i know some ways to loosten his tounge >:)

    *ninja snaps his own neck*

    WTF!!!! D:

  • AAAAAHAHAHAH STUPID IDIOT

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    the way he snapped it

  • BLONDIE WINS......HARA KIRI (DEEP DEATH-like VOICE)

  • HARA KIRI!

  • i bet this guy would have made a great suicide bomber these days.ouch

  • no one wins Hara-Kiri!

  • YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • HARA KIRI!!!!

  • flawless victory lin kuei ninja wi........ wait what?

  • HARA-KIRI

  • if Scorpion sees this he must be laughing

  • look at his face wrigh before and after he snaps his neck it is lolarious

  • FATALI........does that even count? O_o

  • Looks like this was a...

    *PUTS ON GLASSES*

    ...Pain in the neck!

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

  • @mistagrimm115 Dont worry. Getting info from him'll be a...

    *Takes glasses back off*

    Snap.

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • @TheWolfman510

    what

  • @mistagrimm115

    what

  • @TENNSUMITSUMA DO YOU EVEN WATCH CSI MIAMI

  • @mistagrimm115

    dont see how thats relevant to anything. or why he caps was needed

  • i feel for you ninja... i want to do that whenever i wake up after a nap on the couch...

  • Ciro wins................. HARA-KIRI!

  • I'm going to try to learn how to do this

  • @RastaTurtle1 cool and when you will be able to master this technique,make a video about it ok? ; )

  • Hara Kiri

  • I did this once when my brother asked me who ate the last cupcake...

  • @SBNetopir And you lived?

  • @popprincess150 Yup. Pretty awesome, aren't I? ;D

  • @SBNetopir Yup. Who taught you that? Chuck Norris or Lin Kuei?

  • @popprincess150 Lin Kuei, Chuck Norris is too old :(

  • @SBNetopir And you're alive :O You kinda failed at it, huh?

  • @Boogey3452 Yeah... Got a very flexible neck, it seems.

  • @SBNetopir Yeah, right /sarcasam.

  • Dude.Break hes own neck? Whats the name? "your mom"?

  • WTF!!! Who cracks their neck to death?

  • @305SubZero An actor desperate to leave from a low buget series...hahahaha

  • Well...he just loostened his own neck...

  • omg this is soo funny XD look at raiden's face when the dude breaks his own neck LOL

  • Now that's dedication.

  • it is an insult to call chinese assassins ninjas when ninjutsu originated in china and afterwards gained popularity in japan.

  • hara-kiri

  • lol I remember watching this episode after a Nitro on TNT. I just thought he'd rather die than get raped. I mean, think about it, Siro said "i think I know some ways to loose his TONGUE" like....that's a sexually charged threat right there.

  • Imigine who ever showed him that technique

    "Now watch closely because imma sho u this just once" XD

  • @keenmachine80 lmao

  • @keenmachine80 lmfao

  • @keenmachine80 I KNOW WHO DID OSAMA BIN LATIN

  • Hara-Kiri

  • shit costume as the one scorpion worn im mk movie

  • cant think who showed him how to do that

    hi there ninja i what you to grab your head and.........................

    and and then what XD

  • That was so retarded

  • @VirtualDynamite Nope, it shows the dedication to his clan. 

  • what the fuck was that?

  • Hara Kiri!

  • that was sexy

  • is that shit possible in real life ? can i actually break my own kneck like that?

  • @strykersro Yes

  • @strykersro yea, its possible

    i dont speak from experience but i believe without a doubt that its possible

    the question is, do you have the guts to do it.

  • @BUDOKAIultimate3 giving the right situation i'd probably try it but i have a feeling it might go wrong lmao

  • @strykersro

    well the only ways it could go wrong is if

    1. you don't know what your doing...

    2. you hesitate at the last minute...then reconsider what you were gonna do, basically, you get scared.

    that's the only ways i know how a suicide could go wrong...

  • epic shit

  • sure way you dont tell secrets

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  • this lin kuei will be a legend for his loyalty!!

  • Speak

    Lin Kuei:Shut up fag hair bitch i am a LIN KUEI I WONT TELL YOU SHIT CUZ I AM TOO BADAZ AND STRONGER THAN YOU!!!! Clak

  • Scarry guy:Lin Kuei, Truth or dare?

    Lin Kuei: Truth...

    Scarry guy:Did u eat the last cookie?

    Lin Kuei:umm...Dare

    Scarry guy: Snap yo neck utha fucke

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL, everytime i watch this i burst out laughing LOL

  • what movie is this

  • @SuperSprick it's mk conquest

  • @SuperSprick

    it's not a movie it's a series called mortal kombat konquest

    look it up here is the first episode

    /watch?v=nVoxTcLknIM

  • NOW THATS WHAT I LIKE TO CALL

    A

    HARA KIRI

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I SAID IT

  • cero: i think i know some ways to loosen his tounge :D

    ninja: *snaps neck

    cero: :(

  • HAHAHA Snap crackle pop, Hara kiri

  • that didnt even look real

  • @THEMKFANATIC how would you know what real looks like?

  • harakiri

  • ha lin kuei fool Smoke wins

  • or was that just caused by a spasm?

  • KUNG LAO WINS.........HARA KIRI

  • thats the gayest lin kuei suit ever..

  • lol hara kiri

  • hahaha lol the suit!

  • que trucho que lo isieron por dios

  • Hara-kiri

  • @gothicpokemontrainer

    lol, why isn't this the top-rated comment yet?

  • What if he didn't die instantly from breaking his neck?

    that would suck horribly!

  • cuz when he picked him up the body looked real (sarcasim)

  • HARA-KIRI!!

  • well the smartest thing the lin kuei ninja will do is break his own neck than betrade them

  • 0:18 Hara Kiri!

  • the conquest sucks, and everything about it, i wish they will make a movie mk3 where quan chi emerges, but with graphics like on mk1 the movie

  • Kung Lao: WHO SENT YOU???

    Ninja: **Hara-Kiri**

  • Haha, Did you hear the fake ass cracking noise lol, iT sounded like some dude twisted a poland spring bottle.

  • @Thepinkbeastx That's probably how they made the sound lol xD

  • human smoke !!!

  • *Crack*

  • OH SNAP! Anyway is this show worth watching?

  • YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE

  • The outift looked white, but the only one I know with the white outfit was Oniro.