Top 20 Lines for Girls to love you

[faye15ful]

wasnt all that funny lol

[ohaihayden]

i love this!!!!<3

[SonicWolvelina99]

People who don't like this need to take a chill pill.

[SonicWolvelina99]

XD

[wazup123ism]

haha wonderbra XD

[familiee123]

This was hilarious. Enough said. (By the way, I'm a girl too.)

[HardyBoyz99]

Nice. Shoes. Wanna. Fuck?

[DihzyHD]

Shh Shh, Men are talking.

[TheZackHerman]

its alot like his sexist jokes

[Marriland64]

this is one of your best Rob, keep up the awsome work.

[aquakiller8]

lol number 9

[BobbySteels7]

u got the last question from dailygrace

[Zonde32]

That last question was win until the girl answered. maybe

[crazedelites]

Not cool...

[SCORPION7712]

That was 22 lol

[MOHHABCujo]

LOL "It's okay I'll drive, I still wanna live." GOD thats funny

[ChiFan96]

You mean this is a joke? I actually tried these and got slapped by 6 girls!

[Endlessdolphins]

@ChiFan96 You are retarded

[ChiFan96]

@Endlessdolphins Oooooh and the troll has been fed.

[Endlessdolphins]

@ChiFan96 i called U retarded because U tried these and got slapped

[ChiFan96]

@Endlessdolphins well it was sorta a joke...

[Endlessdolphins]

@ChiFan96 oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry hope I didnt offened U too bad i thought U were serious.Sorry

[ghostfacedude93]

A plane is nose diving strait in too the ocean. moments before they all crash and die, one of the stewardess stands up and yells, (while ripping her clothes off),

"Before i die, i want to feel like a women! is there anybody here that's man enough to make me feel like a women before we die!" A tall man stands up and takes his shirt off.....

And he throws the shirt at her face and says "Here, Iron that! "

[iWriteUinMyDeathNote]

i hate women too

[callofmygun1]

12 is the best

[scalper42]

@kleeTheDarkKnight You posted a month ago but "If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?" means yes either way. I didn't get it the first time either.

[818zLilKrazy]

loollll...funny. epic tho

[jhonrox]

Woman drivers no survivors

[JohnathanBlackIce]

XDXD y dont u go post tht on ur wall cuz i don give a shit

[TheDatanet]

"if i asked you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"

epic win

[acrobatsutr]

oh Rob, I love you already XD

[blakedacake]

keep pressing 6 !! CTFU !!!

[Dx1249]

number 5 is the best XD

[cheycheyfriend247]

for the end question the answer is perhaps

[kleeTheDarkKnight]

I honestly didn't really understand the last one

[deadalone123]

Nice shoes wanna fuck...lmfao

[supertrunks25]

@XRedNovaX if they said no then the answers wouldn't be the same therefore she would say yes to the one asking to have sex.

[XRedNovaX]

hey for the question at the end they could just say no!!!

[MikeAndRB]

Me: Want to go get some pizza and then go fuck

Girl: Ewwww

Me: What you dont like pizza?

[HabsFan4916]

Best was 13!!! I'm so sorry about your sister but, can I get a sandwich? LOL best ine nice video rob!

[mehengshkariny0utube]

The last sentence was FUCKING AMAZING

[ICIce44]

13 always works

[matthewm04]

23: I'm sorry, I'm not a walking diary.

[daviddf95]

wouldn^t wonder if you never had a serious relationship before. how can ou just judge women by their assets? that's the most basic thing you should have learned during puberty. you're disgusting.

[wHatThEfUcK805]

18 <3 gagahhahahahah

[SouthParkRulez54]

16 always works

[Romaplayer01]

@SouthParkRulez54

Wait,can you tell me what 16 says?LOl sorry i have terrible hearing.that,or my computer is shit :/ lol

[SouthParkRulez54]

@Romaplayer01 it says "nice shoes wanna fuck?"

[123456789testin1]

lol i like 11 the most

[MrJackass137]

"nice shoes wanna fuck", haha that one was the best

[xMexicanNinjax]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Bitch always gotta turn a table when i ask for a sandwich

[HeyItzRely]

I actually found this funny x)

[sneakgriffin]

I love everybone in ur body specially mine

[fierothehedgehog]

Girl's Xbox 360: You gained an achievement! 9000G Bitch and whine for over 6 hours without using logic.

[Progamer7474]

Yeah get one of you friends and go change a light bulb oh wait thats right you can't change anything. I'm so saying that to the bitch that annoys me everyday

[koolkid4girl]

I get the last one now!!!!

[Hamthy727]

Girl, how do you like your eggs, fertilized?

[Progamer7474]

@Hamthy727 xD

[Rd3760]

This shit was great thumbs up to the chick under me lol dude should make Stickers of t-shirts

[embracethecheese17]

I'm a girl....and I thought this was hilarious. And to those of u who don't, u should go find urself a sense of humor. Great stuff! :]

[hasseo100]

@embracethecheese17 finaly a girl with a sense of humor

[embracethecheese17]

@hasseo100 lol yeah ive noticed its a diminishing trait in the female population :P

[GodzGamerz]

@embracethecheese17 Your username is hilarious.

[katiebugg517]

nice shoes, you wanna fuck?

That made my day. lol

[MetalMilitia28]

Girl: Hey...wanna go out?

Me: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of heterosexual today....ask me on Wednesday when Glee is on.

[LeyliaFireheart]

XD I'm sorry these are so sexist but so funny

[MrButtloaf]

"your so pretty, your makeup goes perfectly with your contacts" this is hilarious- girls are so fake

[TehKiko]

O_O Nice shoes, wanna fuuuck?

[cmpnov20]

#16 (:

[75353866]

I will try that question,will probably get slaped or something but I don't care :D

[oreo1242]

not kool bro

[pianoispeace]

@oreo1242 lighten up, they're just jokes lol

[jprav65]

Hey nice shoes. Wanna fuck?!!!!!

[TheCataIyst]

I don't get the makeup and contacts one. Can someone explain?

[ShatteredNinjaa]

@TheCataIyst I believe it is getting at that it looks like she isn't wearing any or it's just invisible

[BlakassassiN66]

You a funny kid

[skkid1]

Tits&ass was best

[TimRosales750]

My Favorites are 3,5,6,8,10,13,15,16, & 19 but the last one i don't get .. can someone explain please

[RLmike1234]

@TimRosales750 If the answer to the orignal question is No, then the answer to the SEX question would be yes, because that's the only other option. If the answer to the original question is yes, then the answer to the SEX question would be the same, which is a yes. Therefore either way, it means yes

[TimRosales750]

@RLmike1234 Hey Thanks ^__^

[RLmike1234]

@TimRosales750 No problem

[IDarkGFX]

@RLmike1234 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, wait what? :O

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

Rename this video to "What would Bl00dblitz's domination lines be if he was in TF2".

[OCSmoke8]

lol i dont get 23, what does it mean, its a tricky one

[overlimit70]

@OCSmoke8 lol either answer means yes

[kkevin369]

@OCSmoke8 He says "If i asked you to have sex with me" meaning he would ask = Do you wanna have sex with me?" Then he asks "will the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?" And the girl is supposed to say "yes", therefore answering yes to the first question too.

[zelda1russell]

@kkevin369 and if they say no it will be a different answer to the first question, you forgot to say that

[kGamingPro]

no no its Ok ill drive i still wanna live LOL Thumps up if u like

[mirandaisacat]

Number eight and nine. Have sex with me already.

[redbullpwns]

BAHAHAHA!!!  NO! no! no!, its okay! ill drive i still want to live... LOLOLOLHAHAHA

[lsolate]

LOL AT LAST ONE.

[FlowersForNina]

I'll have to admit, I was preparing to be very upset about this but these were actually pretty damn funny xD

[dragonforce5679]

5 bless you!

[DcTheLeet]

16 is guaranteed to get you any lady you want! xD

[yungshaqt]

12, 15, 16, 19, 22, & 23 lmao

[TheMasterofStupid]

LMAO

[rSCommpetitive]

Your hair looks better the way you have it here.

[superkellerman8D]

Press 6 repeatedly. NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK?

[ThatGuyWhoDosentcamp]

Sound?

[ghostfacedude93]

They say Women are like Hurricanes.

there wet and wild when the come, and when there gone,

You don't have a house anymore.

[brendanman30]

@ghostfacedude93 They're also like tornadoes.

They do a lot of sucking and blowing, but in the end,

you lose your house.

[daldan19]

lmao at 12

[Glowingsweet]

im a girl and i lmao at this

[SnowyWhite633]

I'm actually a girl. But I gotta say,this shit's HILARIOUS! Ahahahhaha ;D

[AstroCreep159]

Its weak at the begining but starts to get funny in the middle and end

[ghostfacedude93]

@ElectrifiedReptile06 all right, ill meet you in the the kitchen!

[MrToxicMilkshake]

I Love 15.

[Il0v3em0b0ys3000]

I'm a girl but I don't care this shit was funny!

[ImTheDruggernaut]

Me: You have 206 bones in your body, right?

Girl: Yeah, why?

Me: Want another?

Girl: 0__________0

[OniLink977]

@ImTheDruggernaut ಠ_ಠ

[ImTheDruggernaut]

@OniLink977 :D

[babyroxy899]

YES WIN

[Blackblade22100]

16 the best "Nice Shoes Wanna FUCK?"

[TotallyStr8]

Women don't belong in the kitchen... who else would clean the rest of my house.

[Gamefreak3752]

Hahaha

the last thing you said was the best!:D

[gooferonis]

my fav. is 9 LOL

[TheBuckethead94]

13 is the best

[HoLcOmB167]

i liked 15

[alwayspink4meee]

wow. lmfao!

[Lhumairrr]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!

[creepindevil]

LOL. 16 was the funniest.

[Assassin7G3]

13 was my favorite

[guadelupetelupe234]

hahhaahah 19 made my day

[MannyMMA]

LOL @ 4, 12, 16, 19

[bugo92]

o...m... g... heres a funny story my friend michael came up to me and said wanna know a great line to get girls... Me: sure

Michael: Nice shoes wanna fuck

Me: dude did u see tht video tht bloodblitz made?!?!

Michael: ummm who?

[Cr8tives]

NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK ?? xD

[iTzAmmar97]

Ty dude for those word lol ! xDD , ima gonna get her for sure xD

[cadetgamester]

damn..... xD

[GMSamuelRhine]

9 rofl!!!

[yrtyrtyytrytry]

Here's one:

"Hey, Congratulations! I heard your left boob will finally be hosting the olympics!"

[GHOSTY623]

ending was awsome xD

[whofreycoconut]

press "5" hahahahahahahaha

[localguy96]

wow... these are just not funny

[gunmaster4]

Here's a dime tell someone who cares ^.^

[DarkBlazer79]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck.

[hotthreatgirl101]

that was great hahahaha 

[Stefarioman]

Whats the song you use at the end of your videos it's so awesome!

[MichaSin]

LOL Rob, you're hilarious. I'm a girl. xD

[DaDeathGamer]

@RCROX5000 lol man...i know hes joking, but i just needed to say dat lol

[5aq]

The Wonder Bra One made me laugh really bad!

[TheMonaRezvani]

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

also, the last one...fooking g e n i u s.

[boxoflols]

WHO IS THAT GIRL IN YOUR THUMBNAIL?!!??

[olywrestler140]

if i was a girl id be wet

[yeahlasley]

I know people who have gotten it in because of 16

[DundalkBoys]

Nice shoes wanna fuck! lol

[DundalkBoys]

Im sorry was i talking to fast? Here's a battery so you can recharge your brain.

[BackRowFilmCrew]

11 was best for me and of course the last question.. .haha!

[ledge24]

what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

[vv41zx]

Last one was the best!

[soccermylife17]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck? 

[sbtnify]

"nice shoes.. wanna fuck?"

I love that :D

[Master9805]

for me 12 and 15 were the most hilarious

[fishhand360]

Bl00dblitz is funny 

[z3ffect]

#12 was the only funny one.

[Eskap345]

@z3ffect Nah, 16 was.

[OathOfOdium]

"# 21 is DUH BOMB!"

[demonwing636]

1-22 WERE PRETTY GOOD BUT THE REST KINDA SUCKED

[Ir0nF1st924]

the last one only works on blonds

[lastdarkesthour]

yes

[IrishRocker7710]

hahahahahahaha

[Reusche1337]

one of the funniest videos of all time! WAY TO GO ROB!

[danukenator123]

This is suffering unfunny syndrome. These are like the most generic women jokes in the book.

[coolshane02]

LoL, No No its ok i'll drive i wanna live by far one of the funniest ones you said

[gow2crazygamer]

NICE SHOES WANNA FOCK!!! :D i said that to my gf and it ended up to an epic conversation xD

[celticonduct7]

You forgot the one about being barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen...lol jk, i'm a girl too Robetta

[oOoCoDeNaMeViRuSoOo]

i did that to my gf i got broke up

[hiiwas]

ha! so sexist :)

[arsikx3]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[crazychick7676]

I just figured out that if someone else had made this video, it just wouldnt be the same. Rob is what makes it funny!

[ricardobernabe]

Your friends face on 8 is priceless xD

[npaijuk]

I think I died a little .. this was too funny to get offended, lol 15 was the best

[bonestorm99]

I love how that confused guy showed up in a couple of the lines.