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  • I felt the same way at Moody, ORI...ORE.... LSET Inspection....fuuuuuukkkkkk

  • Classic!

  • Some things are universal to every branch, and this beauty is one of them.

  • yea we do id say equal at least but

     thx for what happened in '07 tho, oh and btw were still better than u at the mission so BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!!

  • is there such a thing as a good air force base, everyone is like this at moody

  • @Kevn3000 have you been to barksdale?

  • At least he got orders, Ellsworth doesn't let you get that far haha

  • There was one about Minot "Hitler's orders get canceled."

    Barksdale doesn't have it as bad as Minot

  • I don't blame him.

  • SUCKSDALE, yep. BTW, what was Hitler's rank in the parody? I'm thinking it's got to be at least TSgt.

    On the bright side, I managed to take my terminal leave just when Pope was having yet another mobex. So glad. Those exercises get old after the 3rd of 4th time.

  • this movie is no exaggeration!!! I laughed but its really not funny haha

  • 5 people Can't PCS from barksdale after 12 years.

  • really suprised there isnt a cannon one yet. Cannon has to be the #1 worst base. Minot yes its cold but at least you got winapeg not too far away where it is badass, cannon and minot are both isolated to where you have to drive a few hours to do something but minots surrounding activites are better. Barksdale, at least you only have hot summers, your not gay ass AFSOC, have 115 summers and -20 winters. this place is seriously just like downrange, not to mention the town treats military like shit

  • shitting my pants was a very real possibility while watching this. bravo!

  • So true! So true! So true!

  • @TokenBlack83 Man fuck minot they cant even pass their excercises so barksdale saves the day like always

  • im on barksdale as i type this stationed till who knows when.

  • This is funny because i used to live in barksdale , but now im in germany and actuall have seen this movie and what this scene is about

  • Sounds like Holloman lol

  • So there I was at Cannon AFB; I get orders to Camp Darby, Livorno, Italy.

    Shop Chief: "Hey bud, they cut too many orders, you're not going anymore."

    Me: " ............... "

    Shop Chief: "Uh... you can have the rest of today off."

  • @boyisfound Classy!

  • So funny, I can totally relate. He took it better than me when I found out.

  • BAFB FTW!!!!!

  • Lol this just happened to a friend of mine. He was supposed to go to a tropic island and is now stuck here for who knows how long? They waited until four days before he was supposed to leave.

  • We just had a red flag this month. I've worked under 14 twelve hour shifts in the 15 months that I've been here working avionics with two different AMU's. We are a training base and working 12's is not needed.

  • this sounds like the people that complain at Holloman

  • Classic

  • Hitler cant PCS to Cannon. Totally the best base ever.

  • so. fucking. hilarious...anyone in the air force can understand this shit...

  • Just described what happens in the Marine Corps all the time

  • haha i love this video!! and all you ppl that think they have a bad base should come here for 6 months!! then you would love your base!!! i have been here 2 years and i want to get out of the military if its gonna be like this at my next base!

  • This almost happened to me.

  • Holy shit!this is so funny and true! I am a cop here at barksdale! Lol mad props dude

  • We're career Army and got a kick out of these! Great idea!

  • This is flippin awesome!!!

    Mrnannerpuddin.. It's from "Downfall" came out in I think 2004... Great movie if u don't mind subtitles..

  • They need to make an Illesheim version of this

  • Hilarious. Reminds me of my years stuck at Shaw... Where they really did cancel my orders. Fucking dickheads.

  • @frankylovesyall FYI... Don't come to Kadena if you're AGE

  • My vote goes to Dyess

  • and that my friends is why WWII started

  • Travis... The black hole of AMC

  • Beale is heck!!!!!!

  • Beale AFB is Hell!!!

  • Beale AFB is Hell!!!

  • Its the same shit here at Shaw, always on 12's and always doing exercises, a 60 hr work week is a good week, i wish i was a noner

  • Definately applies to Whiteman AFB Mo. We're about to go on exercise, 12 hr shifts, on HALLOWEEN! I am sooooooo bummed

  • That's any stateside base you go to! Hilareous though!

  • If you are a Crew Chief and ever got fucked over on orders you will love this

  • HAHAHAHA!!!!! Were going through the same shit here at Hellsworth AFB SD. Most bases i have been too have that "Fuck You" attitude so your not alone. 2003-present. 3 years to go and this guy is OUT!!!!! Fuck waiting 10 more years.

  • Everytime they say "barksdale" i replace it with "incirlik".... four weeks left...

  • Love it! Unless your a spouse with kids or stationed at craphole Barksdale, its hard to understand the pain. They dont seem to care too much for family life here!!!

  • hahahaha i can understand the pain. im at fe warren. hahah exercise after exercise. gotta love it lol.

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  • @TheKrimsonKore IDK. Barksdale has to go and do other bases exercises too.

  • @TheKrimsonKore

    yeah, you're kinda wrong on that one. . . .

  • Priceless!!!!

  • fuckin whiteman was the same goddamn way.. exercise after exercise..

  • @73pontiac I feel your pain friend, I'am currently at Whiteman AFB.

  • @sandersrms I grew up there, it's baaadddd.

  • HA HA! Hitler a flightline maintainer...McChord is full of em! How bout' ol' Adolf as a flightline expediter? Now that is a place you would want to get stuck at.

  • HA HA! Hitler a flightline maintainer...McChord is full of em! How bout' ol' Adolf as a Mike 2 flightline expediter? Now that is a place you would want to get stuck at.

  • Haha Balls One(001) was a pos.

  • Ha ha this Is the funniest shit ever!! Especially if you have lived through it 2000-2006 and it is way funnier than the Minot one.

  • No one can escape Barkatraz. Even if you do , it sucks you back in. 2MUNS 99-05.

  • I guess it's good I don't mind Malmstrom, or Id sound like that too lol

  • Hahaha! Hitler a flightline maintainer.

  • We're currently got an ORI coming up at Ramstein, and I swear, this is the way feel during every ORE.

  • @robbotronstudios

    Good ol' Ramshaft...

  • I've been lucky and haven't had orders cancel yet but I'm sure they will fuck me over someday!!

  • @grandmasterpu I'm glad you told FCSTaehle how it is. While it is true that without "nonners" we wouldn't get paid, re-enlisted, etc., without the maintainers (and I'll even include EMS and CMS) and the jets, where would the "nonners" be? That's right, the ARMY!

  • @dpauly83 So that's what arrogance is like.

  • @FCStaehle Call it what you will, it's the truth.

  • Hey your right, that "Stuck at Minot AFB" video is much better than this. Makes more sense too. I couldn't see being at Minot, ND. Barksdale AFB is like a dream vacation in comparison.

    I laughed so much at the Minot version, good try tho with this one. Just doesn't make any sense is all.

  • @txtwister51 The Minot version is fine except its just a crappy rip off of this one. But you got one thing right, I wouldn't want to be a Minot. I would hate to have other bases do our exercises for us.

  • @grandmasterpu FFFFF you think Minot is bad come to Shaw, where we do everything ASS BACKWARDS

  • @txtwister51

    im stuck in af-cannon-stan........i just change the words just a little and this video works for me..

    seems like a maintainer did this.....go figure (someone with common sense) and good work!

  • I can't imagine 12 years at Barksdale... scratch that, I can't imagine more that three years at Barksdale!

    What a crapper trapper of a place.

  • What movie is this originally from? 

  • If your Higher Ups in Minot did not mess up so much maybe everyone wouldn't have to go through all these exercises. Just saying. But I am glad I am not stationed there.

  • I feel just like this....got my PCS orders cancelled too! >.<

  • @TokenBlack83 Are you high? The Minot version is a cheap rip off of the Barksdale version. I've TDY'd to Minot four times, including for 3 weeks in January-February. Yea it's cold. But you don't have the humid 110 degree summers April-September. Yea we got more people but we also have more crime. Minot does suck though. 'Only the best come North'. Then we go back to Barksdale. 41 exercises/24 months. And we can pass them. For every exercise we do in Minot, you should come here.

  • THE BEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh this is good! It applies to everyone...love it!

  • lmao.. try Cannon...

  • Should have just put Seymour instead of Barksdale. At least they don't have 15's.

  • @Jalum64 Seymour sucks!

  • @wolfpackfan3

    And it's unfortunate.  Come on Korea!

  • @Jalum64 My boyfriend tried Palace Chase... denied.

  • @wolfpackfan3

    Booooo! That sucks. I'm not expecting to get Korea or anything overseas. So I'm just waiting to see people in my squadron go on a mass killing spree with just a wire harness and a dull razor blade because we can't get out of this hell hole. Throat stabs for all!

  • @Jalum64 bomber criteria AND fighter criteria. DOUBLE THE WORK

  • this is hilarious. everybody on the flightline has this attitude lol

  • @captaincolt045 Yup, everyone walks around with that "Fuck you" attitude.

  • seriously, fuck this favorites bar at the bottom.

  • Best video ever, priceless. its so true

  • @FCStaehle Lmao, Retrain. Its just that easy.... Must be nice having a wing king pulling strings for you to get whatever you need.

  • @Gotoman002 My heart bleeds for you. You knew what you were getting yourself into when you signed the contract. Suck it up.

  • @grandmasterpu I agree..working with the maintenance guys was awesome when I was there

  • This Is priceless . Please make one for Whiteman AFB .

  • just saying at the "nonners" (never heard of desk peeps called that)Go find someone else to do your car accident paperwork, or call someone else when you are getting your ass kicked by your spouse.dont forget the countless suicides and murders we deal with overseas...think you got it bad bcuz your pen ran outta ink? I love my job and i hate it at the same time.Its just funny to overhear what "the real AF" people are bitching about and then i compare it to my life as a cop, and just shake my head

  • Not my fault maintainers and cops picked their jobs like most other if you don't like it help out by getting out. Or retrain, stop bitching, if you haven't figured it out yet it does nothing.

  • @durantfb13 not everybody who is a cop picked the job. i went in open general and became a cop. and not everybody can get a retrain, several of my co-workers tried for a retrain but got denied, and sometimes bitching helps us relieve our stress.

  • @durantfb13 Not all of us picked our jobs genius!! Judging by your comment you must be one of the 35 people in the back of the MPF sitting there doing nothing while the rest of us wait 4 1/2 hours for a CAC card

  • @FCStaehle STFU, people dont think that those nonner jobs are worthless. Maintainers just feel you have it easy.....which you do. Explain how your life is so hard please... This video showcases the reality of crew chiefs and other maintainers at nuclear establishments. I really dont think anything in that video is exagerated.

  • I didnt know what to expect when i started watching this, but u can sure tell that that whoev posted this is in the AF...lol!!

  • @simonj31 no shit sherlock. 

  • This was pure brilliance. I've have laughed more at this than I have ever laughed at a maintainer and I used to be one (wife still is!). Thanks for the laughter and cracking everyone up about the PCS truths. Thanks from a helo flyer, you rule!!

  • Haaaaaa!!!

  • shit is pretty funny thats how I felt when my orders where cancelled for a bit, but luckily I got my assignment back and now ready to get the hell out of ellsworth.

  • Obviously coming from a guy that never has 2 do exercises and has a desk job who "thinks" hes part of the mission by pushing papers. Try combat comm or other group that does exercises every month!

  • obviously this is coming from guy that isn't in combat comm or other group that doesn't do exercises every month, prob a deskjob huh. I know from experience that it does get a little irritating doing it over and over again for no good reason, most of the time just to show the new commander. Why dont u try it for a change and u will see how we feel!

  • @grandmasterpu ummm...my husband is not a maintainer or a cop and I can't tell you the last time he worked anything less than a 12 hour shift or got called in his days off. He does not get a lunch at all and doesn't get medals out the butt. And yes, he too gets treated like shit!

  • @FCStaehle shit over here at langley the nonners get 1 whole hour or 2 depending on their jobs for lunch. we eat in a truck on the flightline. we work 12's alot. yall go when the clock hits 3 or whenever; we go when we are DONE with the job. we work weekends because jets need to fly, and we put the AIR in air force. im sick and tired of getting paid the same as the guy in the gym handin out basketballs or an office worker. we work harder deserve better, and everyone knows it. so deal.

  • @kaltmix This must be your classy side coming out. I don't know why you think I get to go home at three. My career field operates outside the wire. I've logged combat time, but I don't think that gives me the right to "own" more of the mission then the airmen in the MPS and the backshops that helped make it happen. I'm not "cooler" than they are because of it, I don't work harder and I'm not entitled to more. We're all a team. So deal.

  • haha good video. My only response to people complaining about their jobs in the AF is, should have tested better and got a better job.

  • @topher224 ...really...granted there's some whiners in here but the majority of air force maintainance jobs require a higher asvab score than a good deal of other military jobs. i scored a 92 and still decided to be an aircraft mechanic. i love my job but it's a lot of hours and sacrifice. i'm not gonna whine about it, though. i did sign the dotted line. still, have some respect and appreciation.

  • Is an MP a POG or a pig? I can never decide. Ain't much good for anything besides being asses and standing guard anyways.

  • Is an MP a POG or a pig? I can never decide. Ain't much good for anything besides being asses and standing guard anyways.

  • Minots worse, fuck exercises, fuck 12 hour shifts, and fuck weekend duty. I am so happy to not be there anymore.

  • DAMN AF black holes...LMAO

  • This fits HILL AFB perfectly. HELL, I mean HILL ruins you. Everyone that comes here is infected with a disease that causes little green corroded capitol H's to eminate from you.

  • @scarolinamoore Couldn't have said it better myself. I know the flightline sucks no matter where you go, but the 388th is the worst Mx Group I've been around, and I've also been to Shaw and Kunsan.

  • @dpauly83 any advice for someone getting outta Hell eerrrr Hill? Hmmm...... Kunsan or Osan right?

  • @glasgowlolable Yeah that's what I did. Put in for orders and am here at Osan as we speak!

  • C-5 FTL

  • OMG soo true. Whenever I feel bad about being a U2 crewchief I just remind myself how bad the B52 guys have it. Thank goodness I"m headed to my 4th base in 2 months and I have only been out of basic for 6 years this month. Fighters baby!

  • I was stuck at the shit hole as a crew dog for three years. fuck the cori's and nori's what twelve hour shifts try 15 to 18. oh and dont forget about the cookie bus with it green bolonga and stale bread. the promotions went everywhere but to the crew chiefs unless they were a bunch back stabbing maggots

  • lol i just watched this today while on weekend duty.. working a 12 hr. shift. on the other shitbox.. 6171 LOL ... balls one is the old shit box.. HAHA .. this is too perfect and exact!! .. they messed up my orders also!!! .. i feel ya hitler

  • well it's good to see nothing got better since i left barksdale 4 years ago. i can only hope davis-monthan never becomes that kind of shit hole.

  • damn you great video but i bet money your either med (closed for training) or finance DAMN U!!!!!!! lol on the flightline here its 130!! get back from deployment in 2 weeks from a 6 monther HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fucking brilliant. I don't work C-17's, I work AH-64D's and I can utterly relate to the misery dished out but douche bag units in the military. Brilliance!

  • This is a great video! 

  • This video is our daily life to a T at shitty barksdale

  • Guys, the bullshit will never ever ever go away. Every single base has the bullshit. Retarded exercises, permanent 12 hour shifts, lost weekends, no leave, and a job that grinds you away. Well, at least for those of us who have/had flightline jobs. If you really hate it, crosstrain into medical or whatever, or get out. I opted for the latter, and now I got my post 911 GI Bill coasting me through.

  • @damaged01 Although you are correct that every base has its BS, you are wrong b/c every base is NOT like that.

  • Substitute Offutt for Barksdale - been stuck in this hole now for the last 13 of my 19 years in. I put in for orders, someone else gets the damn things. the last of my era here. all the others have moved on, or PCS'd - lucky bastards... Once you get on it, you can't get Offutt.

  • If that doesnt sound just like Whiteman I dont know what else does

  • Funny!  Substitued Barksdale for Seymour J.

  • Hey xR3DFISH - you are an intelligent human being - you must be a crew chief for sure. I said I work on the flightline - so yeah thats pretty close to the gym handing out towels. What a moron! Dont worry though one day you will grow up. Oh ur girlfriend said to say hello and that im definately no homosexual.. Me and my girl quite like her in the sack - think we will keep her round.

  • lol hell ya it did but its funny and true...

  • this is definently whiteman also 

  • I am at Minot . One of my friends sent me this video. I DIED laughing when I watched it lol

  • This was some of the funniest crap i have ever heard...the peeps who put this together are genius..there are few who can relate, and its not a knock on the AF. in fact its only offensive to people who havent been there, or dont know the lifestyle of some AFSC's. just because it mentions Barkatraz doesnt mean it don't apply to a few other "choice" assignments.. hell just watch it and laugh cause thats why it was there in the first place.. props!

  • Barksdale, Minot, Cannon. All of which would make Hitlerbetreuer fly into a raging ball of fury were his order to be canceled.

  • we're in excerises right now, it's not so bad, but this video is funny as hell.

  • The first few times I have watched this it was funny..................... now it is sad. When does this place ever let the hell up on its people?

  • man this happened to me las sept, i had orders to Spangdahlem germany, DENIED! I KNOW THE PAPER PUSHERS DONT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS ON THE PEOPLE WHO REALLY WORK BUT i know cops and crew cheifs got it bad, but dont forget the vehicle maintenance, we get stuck with all the crap ya'll break... yes we're still respensobile for EVERY nuclear certified vehicle on base are inspectable! have had my share of 16-18 hour days, no PT for months.

  • @sicb14 Where were you supposed to go? I work the AMC Side at Spang.

  • @WillRyan514 i was supposed to got to the 606th or 607th ACS instead of the main LRS which is like heaven compared to barksdale. , hitler said it best FML!!! lol

  • @sicb14 606th. Yeah, they're part of the FW, but they're their own little world too. Good Squadron.

  • @sicb14

    I can second that!

  • lmao. OMG memories! Hahaha, I hated Barksdale sooo much when I was there. It was like a never ending shit sandwich and everyone had to take a bite. I've been out for four years now, a former "pointy head" from the 96th's GAC shop. Thank fucking god I'm not there anymore!

  • @kruegermiester

    Yeah... get butt-hurt over a video that has been spoofed hundreds of times. Because you're SO original. Did the maker "Hilter's xbox live account gets banned" go crying to you? Likely not.

  • Actually, it wasn't this video that got YouTube banned. They banned YT because it was using way too much bandwidth.

  • Yah, this has already been posted, but both are shitty and both are reposts of what has been done hundreds of times before. Everyone should let this video die.

  • Wow... This video is a shitty rip off of "Hitler finds out he can't crosstrain".....

    Thumbs down....

  • In 6 months we have exercised more than my whole year in Korea....I'm pretty sure if we ain't got it right yet, it ain't gonna get right!

    It truely is a wonder more people haven't stressed to the breaking point!

    I need to go back to Korea just to get a break from the exercises, now that's a fucked up, but true statement!

  • Balls one lmao. That shithole was out here at Andersen last summer. I picked up a castle nut off of the runwa from it's front landing gear.

  • Minot is much worse! Imagine Barksdale but with -50 temperatures, no where to go within an 8 hour radius and we don't get orders either

  • After turning wrenches on F-15C's out of the 18th FW at Kadena and 33rd FW at Ft. Walton for 6 years...yeah, I named names... I can sympathize. But I crossed trained to be a flyer...now I just cause write ups.

  • Ha, that's awesome! But I must say that it's the same thing on every flightline. Listen folks - if anyone is thinking about joining the Air Force and the recruiter talks to you about an AFSC that starts with 2A run and run fast and far away. I was in aircraft maintenance for 14 years (of abuse and hell), recently retrained into the nonner side and I absolutely love it.! Yes, I am a nonner with lunch breaks, gym time, closing the office for "official functions" (longer lunches, ha!) 2A - RUN!

  • Grandmasterpu - yes I agree with you I do know how shitty it is for all the cops and maintainers, but i do work on the flightline supporting jets so I know what its like. Once again though, props on the video. Bigdaddyurl - you are close I was stationed at 2 other bases before I came here but have you ever considered I may have deployed to many other bases? Not just to the desert either, I have gone TDY to numerous stateside bases. So that is alot...btw.

  • this video rocks...its probably why youtube is blocked at Barksdale right now while all other bases still have access lol

  • I love this video.  I was a cop for six years and hated every day.

  • i think its sad how so many people accept shitty working conditions because we're "in the military". that is the weakest excuse i have heard for shitty management EVER!

    also, i agree. well done. i LOL'd on that.

  • @a01mal You sir, are clearly not a maintainer or a cop. It's easy to say it's not that bad. You are probably one of the nonners that get that 1 1/2 hour lunch break and PT while on duty while working a 8 hour day. Come out from behind your desk come see what it's like in our world.