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  • OMG!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!! i love alan hehehehe

  • i could listen to this recitation continously

  • ORGASM

  • god he's so handsome o_O

  • @anastasiadancer1 XD lol yes I know where Alan is from, I'm a Severus Snape fan lol I mean like was this a commercial or from a movie or something XD

  • agrred about the shopping list i want him to come read my shopping list !

  • I'll bet you all, that if he were to recite any schoolbook of mine, that my grades would all be insufficient. I would be melting when he is talking, and wouln't be paying attention anymore... :P

  • i want this for my ringtone

  • Where is this from? Anyone know? Not the poem I mean, but Alan =].

  • @sesshysprincess21

    He's an actor. Best known for his role as Severus Snape in the harry Potter movies

  • This man could make ANYTHING sound sexy!

  • I would kill to hear him read my Political Science textbook to me!!!

  • I luv the voice. :) I find it soothing

  • Brav-freaking-o!

  • Alan had an interview on an English channel and was so funny and smart. everyone should try to find it it was a womens show and he was just fantastic and soo....Alan lol.

  • who is the author of this poem and when was it written?

  • I wouldn't mind him reciting the phone book for me

  • alan rickman's a tool

  • This took my breath away. I will love you forever Alan!

  • Thank you, this has been added to our playlists here and on facebook....

  • @PoetryETrain You are most welcome. I'm happy you enjoyed this video.

  • HE'S BEAUUUTIFUL!

  • He should narrate the Bible

  • I wonder what kind of poem he likes best, or his favorite poet.

  • loving the ninja pose there Alan :D

  • Turn to page 394

  • what an amazing poem and performed by an excellent actor, adding to favorites

  • wow. exactly 1000 people voted this up or down. only 0.005% of people voted it down. They can all get lives.

  • I am ROCK hard right now...

  • I love Alan Rickman, one of the greatest actors of all time!!! <3

  • ok, am i the only one who aln has turned into a reverse pedo?

  • @inuyasha6457 Join the club :)

  • this man can make a SHOPPING LIST sound sexy!

  • @oliviathedragon God I wish he would read a shopping list. :) Then I could die happy.

  • @oliviathedragon

    agreed, my friend played this for me earlier and I swear my insides melted :) I love his voice so much!

  • @oliviathedragon Hell yeah!!! LOL...

  • @oliviathedragon or a bill... he really can!

  • @oliviathedragon INDEED HE CAN! <3

    U think we should ask him to post such a sexy thing? ;)

  • @oliviathedragon this man can make a PHONE BOOK sound sexy!

  • And one more thing: I WANT HIM (seeing as he's very happy with Rima Horton who must be an amazing lady to have captured his fancy for longer than I've been alive, I'll just have to wait till someone perfects cloning and then we can ALL have our own).

  • Alan Rickman just has that *something* about him... he's 65 years old and still considered by a lot of people (me included, 30 years old) to be leading man material. Not only that, he has an enduring career... how many of today's pretty boy types will that be said of years from now? I personally find Alan leagues ahead in terms of attractiveness than, say, Robert Pattinson (who I don't really see anything to write home about).

  • and fuck this age difference ! ! !

    i'm 21 and I would totally marry him!!!

  • I didn't read the question properly... I thought it was

    "What will you do to get Alan Rickman in your bed?" *_*

    My answer is - Everything & Anything ^_^

  • If Dark Chocolate had a voice it would sound like Alan Rickman <3

  • that voice

  • We will never see a day of peace until the U.S., Communism or anyone else has total rule over all that is relevant.

    At the moment, the U.S. are closest.

  • He's older than my grandpa but dear lord that voice ...... makes me melt ..,... It's like an angel's voice ringing through my ears .....

  • @runnerfreak01 *sigh* :)

  • This lulls me to sleep rather often... best sleep I ever get. <3

  • @HarukaHatter That's a great idea, thank you, I just thought, when I am upset I can listen to this to calm the storms within me. :)

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  • GIMME. 'nough said. x]

  • I honestly don't think I heard a word of that poem. I was just paying attention to him and his voiiiiiiiiiiice. *_* one 17 year old who totally has the hots for a guy as old as my dad *passes out*

  • @Soysauceb4ketchup High five! (: Me too, except he's actually closer in age to my grandfather... eh, what the hell...

  • When I listen to Mr. Rickman's voice I feel like God's pouring honey into my ears and drizzling it all over my brain while wrapping me up in velvet.

  • EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Gosh I love him! His voice is so sexy!

  • I'm having weird imaginations in my head..is that normal..:P

  • I actually shivered.

  • Alan's like wine he gets more sexy with age!!

  • I know Harry Potter is ABOUT Harry Potter. But Snape is so much more satisfying *coughs*

  • @spaz9i2 Because he's awesoome 8D <3

  • @spaz9i2 I TOTALLY agree with you

  • Want him.

  • At the very end he should have stated "Don't disappoint me..."

  • Perfectly well done said and well written !!! 8D

  • Ive never ever found a guy around his 40s sexy, considering im 13. BUT OH GOD, ALAN RICKMAN<3 *crazy fangirl squeal*

  • @MagiSofVideos Actually, he's sixty-something :p (That doesn't make him any less appealing and attractive, though!)

  • @getlost0204 Omg yea I read it on his wikipedia page. This makes me even worse! XD

  • @getlost0204

    he's sixty-five...and he's attractive as always *-*

  • I know only two men who give me such an eargasm... Alan Rickman and Jeremy Irons. Together............. EAR RAPE.

  • @oysong1234

    i feel EXACTLY the same!!!

  • He could read the phonebook and I'd sit there and listen to the whole thing.

  • i wish i could just kidnap him and dress up up as snape and wrap him up as a present under the christmas tree :)

  • I could listen to him for hours.

  • i love this man i would totally marry him even if he is 65 :)

  • Great. This swhould be coupled with WAR POEM FOR PEACE by Michael Stone.

  • *Makes playlist on iPod just for Mr. Rickman's voice* Life Complete.

  • I think I died... AND WENT TO CLOUD NINE!

  • the man has the voice of a sexy angel *faints*

  • i love rickman for his voice and grace... :)

  • Okay, he's reading something serious but I am melting in my chair...Good Lord.

  • Holy crap. *faints*

  • Less passionate the long war throws its burning thorn about all men, caught in one grief, we share one wound and cry one dialect of pain.

    We have forgot who fired the house, whose easy mischief spilt first blood, under one raging roof we lie the fault no longer understood.

    But as our twisted arms embrace the desert where our cities stood, death’s family likeness in each face must show, at last, our brotherhood

  • Urgh, I just love him.. I'd marry that man in a heartbeat.

  • I can't help it. Every time I hear him speak, all I hear is "I am Snape, the potions master."

  • I'm seriously the only one in my entire class who has even heard of him. Well, everybody has heard of snape but when i mention alan rickman they're all like, who??

  • @snapelover1819 No, you're not :))))

    because we're here as same as you LOL

  • I'm 17 and have been in love with Alan Rickman's voice for a very long time. He just seems to be the...I don't want to say perfect but he's like the man that everyone needs. The fact that he's sexy as anything doesn't hurt, though...

  • I like this voice _

    Sexy ...

    Orgasm ^_^

  • 5 people must be deaf :o

  • This is just a cover up! He's making us think he's fighting for World peace whilst really he's just breaking into the safe to steal all the bonds!!!

    I'm onto you Hans!

    Sincerely, John McClane

  • Who could dislike this?!?!?! It's Alan Rickman and world peace!

  • his voice should be censored... it makes girls do pornographic things *-*

  • Great actor, with probably the sexiest voice on earth.

  • Oh, this voice gives me orgasms. Who needs a man, as long as I have this voice in my computer

  • what. a. voice.

  • @slyrocks3 he has done so much with his life. He is a genuine sweet caring man.

  • Is it just me, or does this sound EXACTLY like a poem Snape would recite?

  • @slyrocks3 lol He is very into that charater alot of the time. :) I read somewhere that he act very much like snape but he also has the sweet careing genuine side to him that shows itself alot more than snapes

  • @sk8rchickavril11

    Probably because it's not Alan Rickman who did the voice in Snape's diary.

    Seriously, silly people make my day.

  • I would so love to hear Mr Rickman do the narration for Jeff Wayne's musical version of 'War Of The Worlds' (ie Richard Burton's part on that recording). He'd be fab.

  • Is it technically possible for my mouth to be watering?! He does amazing things to me, this man...unique and dazzling...

  • I wish Alan Rickman was my dad.

  • @BadGirlOfAutism

    GOD NO, I'm afraid that would be one sick relationship... incest. I mean, I can't resist this man, if he'd be my father things would go terribly wrong.

  • Psh, who cares that I'm 15?

    This man is sex on legs.

  • everyone wants to rape alan rickman

    it's 100% true

  • @Chizpurfle52595 i'd prefer he rape me. hahaa

  • @Chizpurfle52595 though I would rather it be consintual!

  • @Chizpurfle52595 Rape?!? Why rape?!?

    I'd do something pleasurable for both parties ;)

  • @Chizpurfle52595 hell yes or at least bottle up that voice. damn the english make em right. this voice needs to be on my gps

  • @Chizpurfle52595 it's only rape if he doesn't love it...and i'll make sure he loves it ^.^

  • @Chizpurfle52595 this comment needs to get to 394 likes

  • O MY GOD....what a gourges man!!!!

    And it doesnt matter that hes in his 60ths, its OK to like him, its actually a big compliment fore alan, i think hes way hotter than any man of my age and im 24..

    His voice is prrrrrrrrr....my pc just melted..

  • His Matureity just makes him that much more appealing to the younger generation. His sultry tones are what lock you in. I don't blame any girls but i like how the young ones seem to run to him fast.

  • @Lizw1116 I'm 11 and I can't get enough of him! (Not in that way) He's such a great actor! He's been my inspiration because I read on Wikipedia that he did Calligraphy when he was young.

  • @Lizw1116 yeh, you are absolutely right...he represents true quality of man - intelect, character and charisma combine with good sence of humor. There are together scarsely seen these days...and if you add The Voice...here comes the winner!:)

  • @Lizw1116 Sultry tones indeed! I love to hear this man speak!!

  • @Lizw1116 Yeah, I'm 15 and I do happen to love him and his voice even more.

  • @Lizw1116  agreed!

  • @Lizw1116 18 and RUNNING!!!!

  • @Lizw1116 You said it there! He is very mature and his voice is very seductive. This is why I like him very much. The young people of my generation are so silly and immature, doing things on purpose to get in trouble or put their lives at risk. But this man, Alan, is all one could ever need. <3

  • I want Alan Rickman to say "The snozberries taste like snozberries" that would make my life complete.

  • All I have to say is: hngngngngngngngngngng

  • OMG! i love alan rickman!! youtube needs a love button!!! thumbs up if you agree!! i heard this and started screaming and hyperventilating!!!!! OMG!!!

  • OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD i WANT THIS MAN i want that voice spoken to me while in are in bed together doing naughty things together!!!!!! mmmmmmmmm holy fuck and what a man he is with his sexy voice and that sexy rising eye brow thing he does and with sexy body who knows how to move!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmm work your baby and voice baby you defonatly drive me crazy crazyyyyyyy in a very very VER good way!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • oh my god what a voice mmmmmmmmmm

  • It's unbelievable! This voice is ... PERFECT! Brilliant, really. Oh I love this voice!

  • Seine Stimme ist echt unglaublich, die coolste Stimme der Welt.

    Oh I like his voice, really INCREDIBLE!

  • Less passionate the long war throws its burning thorn about all men, caught in one grief, we share one wound and cry one dialect of pain. We have forgot who fired the house, whose easy mischief spilt first blood, under one raging roof we lie the fault no longer understood. But as our twisted arms embrace the desert where our cities stood, death's family likeness in each face must show, at last, our brotherhood.
  • @jrpim17 Poème de Laurence Edward Alan "Laurie" Lee.

  • i would love him to do a dramatic reading of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'

  • Oh my gosh... this is ~GORGEOUS~.. Mr Alan Rickman has a velvet voice, that could melt the toughest of knickers... *sighs* Oh happy me indeed :0)x

  • he still makes me scared

    hes always the bad guy in the film =p

    his voice itself is so scaring meh like hed kill me any moment now

  • Drool!

    

  • His voice is just so enchanting! 

  • This is like porn for me

  • I know tis is totally wrong. He's talking about something so serious, but every time he opens his mouth I want to !@#$ him!

  • -sigh- i remember the good ol days when i used to be literally obsessed with him.

  • its not just his voice [beyond epic in itself], its that seems to feel the words as they leave him.

  • where is this video from?

  • This is why he's called "The Voice."

  • Now I can die happily *ç*

  • if only he was younger *sigh

  • his voice is.. well let's not go there.. but he's such a classic actor! *sighs*.. Does he have a son.. or younger brother? lol..

  • @ChocolatePieSuus No kids. Two brothers, one sister. His brother David is older, but his brother Michael is younger. How much younger, I can't say.

  • They did some sort of scientific test. Jeremy Irons voice combined with Alan Rickman's voice is the PERFECT voice.

  • If a genius was to grant me one wish, I'd wish for his voice.

  • FANTASTIC!

  • NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.... *noms Alan Rickman*

  • I just died... Thanks so much Alan.

  • who on earth disliked this?????

  • Does this remind anyone of Snape's Diary? <3

  • @CutePandaFart Haha, your comment made me laugh :) I love Snape's Diary!

  • @CutePandaFart Haha, your comment made me laugh :) I love Snape's Diary!

  • @CutePandaFart Haha, your comment made me laugh :) I love Snape's Diary!

  • OH MY GOD. HE IS SUCH A DELICIOUS TREAT!

  • I FUCKING LOVE HIS VOICEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA MARRIE HIM ;O;

  • im in love.

  • J'aime trop trop trop cet acteur...quelle voie O.o !!!

  • I love you..Alan!

  • I'd love to have such voice!!!! I love Alan Rickman since I was a child. He's one of the last great actors!!!

  • Less passionate the long war throws its burning thorn about all men, caught in one grief, we share one wound and cry one dialect of pain. We have forgot who fired the house, whose easy mischief spilt first blood, under one raging roof we lie the fault no longer understood. But as twisted arms embrace the desert where our cities stood, death's family likeness in each face must show, at last, our brotherhood.