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  • What many people don't know is that this song is about raping a Greek woman on the beach.

  • Shave his moustache, grow him some long hair, give him contacts and paint his face white and black and the man's a rockstar.

  • It's not actually that bad.

  • Saw this on world's dumbest, lol

  • saw this on a repeat of World's Dumbest this evening lol

  • Whats up with the moon base at the end? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US GORMLEY!?

  • This video looks amazing on an ipod

  • pearl jam should cover this

  • i only found this because people put these videos up for a joke, but i actually really dig this guys music!

  • LOVE IT!!

  • So this song is about a 90 year old grandpa falling in love with a 20 year old.? ahh.. im in the wierd part of youtube again.. and how did i get here from iphone cases?

  • This song rules!

  • gay

  • lol

  • actually the song is to bad, but the video makes him song to suck so much

  • So good. So, so good. You sir, have the voice of an angel.

  • thumb up if minecraft brings you here

  • I'm all alone and really sad *Shifts weight* You called the cops and got a restraining order.

  • Actually, it is a good compostion. This would sound great performed by, say, Pearl Jam or the Red Hot 

  • @Zelusetradix

    Or y;know by the guy who made it! haha

    Mark is Epic

  • as weird as this whole thing is..am i the only one who actually thinkjs this is pretty catchy..and this seems like something worth making into a rock song...imight want to cover it

  • @sarongas92 it doesnt sound that bad its just how he looks

  • @sarongas92 do it, i really actually enjoy the song, but the quality of the video isnt the best. if you do lemme know

  • I am alone and really sad you called the cops and got a restraining order

  • I saw this on worlds dumbest and couldn't stop laughing. How could someone be this cheesy. Lol

  • Prove to me this isn't a Tim and Eric skit.

  • @Leatherbubba Look up Tim and Eric-Mark Gormley without you,if it's there then it's a skit if it's not there then this is real....

  • Saw this on tru tv lol!!!

  • LMFAO The Gormley Weight Change and The Gormley Look Away!! I luv TruTV Worlds Dumbest Videos!!

  • Best song evar! Haha

  • I jus saw it on tru tv too. Make it viral!!!

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  • Love the shifting weight and look away so killer

  • 2:45 The Gormley look away

  • His chick is pretty hot, considering...

  • LOLZ I AM BEST

  • Gormley is like God, but real.

  • Whenever Mark Gormley does his power stance, someone gets cured from cancer.

  • i love this song. which reminds me i stay single until i get old in the future.

  • Gormley's got some moves.

  • <3 This Song

  • He stole my girlfriend that fucking BASTARD!!!!!!!

  • Don't play around with my affection, woman.

  • I LIKE THIS SOMEHOW

  • whoa. amazing affects._. I am not worthy.

  • "Here I sit with a cigarette burnin'!"

    "All alone and you're not here."

    "All by myself and noone to talk to."

    "Thinkin' 'bout you, girl, is all I can do."

    Just Epic...

  • wow! Katt productions this is an intense video!

  • Mark Gormley owns that moon base in the video.

  • Lmao. I only found out about him from World's Dumbest

  • @ikraziichik

    lol that's where i found him

  • i did!

    

  • @TheGoodGuy10 ----raises hand.....LOL

  • @baco62 Mesmerizing stage presence.

  • @VonFisch1 Rivoting....This guy needs to be in pictures

    Especially the mesmerizing look over...stunning

  • @baco62 dancing 1:22 & 2:38

  • @VonFisch1 LOL...You would think they would have cleaned him up a bit. I think it might be a prank

    If its not then its the worst video in the history of mankind

  • @VonFisch1 He's supposed to be walking, but it would b better with a treadmill, im just saying

  • 1:24 The Gormley look-away!

  • POWER STANCE

  • translation: I am alone and really sad, cuz u called the cops and got a restraing order.

  • @miyu490

    YOU-ARE-SLOW! XDD

  • @miyu490 lol worlds dumbest

  • 0:38 a flawless execution of the mark gormley power stance

  • i love the Mark Gormley patented leg shift. 

  • i heard he went to jail hahaha

  • Ten gościu mi przypomina na nauczycielkę od biologii która uczyła mnie w gimnazjum

  • he looks like the killer from the lovely bones.

  • If this guy does not win an award then Kanye better stand up for him!

  • In the time it took you to watch this video Mark Gormely impregnated 12 women

  • # 17 on Worlds Dumbest performers

  • @DOUBLEJRYSTER Cross out dumbest and put in most awesome.

  • @joeandmikeshow2 Worlds Most Awesome Performers #1

  • @DOUBLEJRYSTER And make him #1.

  • i saw this video in dummest preformances too!!! now i no this really belonged there. retarded looking old man. but the song is actually catchy!!! ha

  • @Mc123Nasty Say WHAA-- Don't diss the Gormley!! XD The man is EPIC! Have you seen his sweet moves?! I think we all looked at this wrong, This should have been the original "Rick Roll"

  • @mgrchip Dude i totally Agree with you now. this man got swagg. Ths man shouldve won a grammy ;D haha

  • I saw this on "The Smoking Gun Presents: The World's Dumbest Performers #6". I had to see the actual video myself. I cannot understand what he's saying but I do like the song.

  • Did he get the girl? WE WILL NEVER KNOW :(

  • @joeandmikeshow2

    What a dumb question. Of course he got the girl.

  • awesome voice , face palm fail wtf enter

  • 0:35 killed me hahaha

  • Nice vocal ! but video sucks

  • someone needs to get this guy in a studio!!!

  • When God gets marries Mark will sing at the wedding and then steal the bride.

  • @Moonteeth62

    M--k would never do such a thing. God comes to Him for life advice. He will surely be God's best man.

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  • those who hated this video will never know Gormely's awesomeness.these songs were made when he was a teenager.

  • this is a good song! if he had a record deal with the stuff to make this sound better , he could be big im betting. well his music anyways.

  • Word is, Mark Gormley actually transported to all of these locations in the video with his mind. One shift of the leg in the power stance actually neuter Chuck Norris.

  • o/ Gormley

  • This...is amazing!

  • phil thomas katt looks and sounds like a scrotum on fire...i almost want to give up on the human lifeform when i lay eyes on the stupid fucking faggot talking in his low drawl...you dont even have to imagine the size of the penis he had removed from his forehead.

  • But he's space happy

  • BWAAHAHA!! XD

  • im crying, love is so beautiful

  • i want a album

  • His voice sounds like something out of bluegrass music or something, but then there's the music video. A stupid slideshow of mark standing in front of a green screen with random pictures in the background. Oh yeah, and the lady? just standing by a tree? and the other video that was taken from the discovery channel. Absolutely horrible.

  • @ferraricalif

    I could respond by calling you ''stupid'' or ''retarded'', but that really wouldn't quite cover the depth of your ignorance. Instead, I can only feel a profound sadness for you, because in your soul you realize that you will never reach the godly, heavenly heights that Mark Gormley has ascended to,The blazing, ephemeral magnificence of his Powerstance lays the blackened contents of your heart bare, and you hate him for it.

    And then you hate yourself, for you mortal shortcomings.

  • gorm storm. i salute you.

  • who is ecg what is his full name i must see this piece... no one could ever top gormley i mean even chuck norris is tied with him but i highly doubt he is better

  • The boosted sound loving Phil Thomas Katt here, I approve of this video.

  • WHAT!? No Phil Thomas Katt intro?

  • I want to see a Mark Gormley/Chuck Norris presidential ticket in 2012.

  • Bloodspillwill may Mark Gormley have mercy on your soul

  • Best video ever! This is SO intense!

  • I would like to see his dancing featured more prominently. Anybody know where I can catch him live, how excellent would THAT be!

  • This man simply ROCKS! I was thinking he'd be all 'hype', but to my surprise he is all that and MORE! This is where the future of pop lies--in this re-discovered icon of Floridian talent. Mark Gormley--the man, the myth, the LEGEND! All bow and RECOGNIZE the superstar talent that IS Mark Gormley!

  • He has the voice of an angel- I teared up when I first heard this song.

    ...Okay, so I was laughing so hard I cried, but still.

  • this is intense

  • He must of worn a three wolf moon shirt to score that hot babe.

  • @xzackkynapalmx he wouldn't have to. he's mark gormley! that's enough to make ANY woman weak in the knees.

  • Wow, somebody needs to turn down his mic, he's rocking way too hard.

  • YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

  • I just cranked this, stood on my desk and pelvic thrusted my co-workers. I had the woman pawing at me. Actually, that was security, but it still counts.

  • How fucking dare you.

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  • WAT

  • When I blast this out of my IROC Camero with my wolf shirt on, I couldn't fight off all the women with a stick.

  • Mark Gormley + HD I think I just creamed the ol' jeans

  • How much do I love this song? I just got fired for cranking this to full volume at the office and gyrating randomly with the women i work with.

    Mark Gormley, you've helped me get my mojo back. I bow to you eternally.

  • He is my new hero

  • Some how in this country we've gotten the idea that music is only for beautiful young people. Or that its a game or competition(Rock Band/American Idol). But Mark reminds us that music is the language of the soul and that its about speaking from your soul and not posing on a stage.

    Mark, will you sing at my funeral?

  • The model looks like she could be FELICIA STRICKLAND'S older sister. If so Mark and I have more in common than being intense weirdos. Damn those Strickland sisters! They're nothing but heart breakers!

  • Who says janitors can't rock hard and have sexy babes in their videos?

    It looks like he shot this at the TV station where he works in front of the Weather Man's green screen real early in the AM when no one was around. But the over night producer caught him and kept yelling, 'Hey, Mark, what are you doing? Could you mop the ladies room?" Check it out at 2:46

  • Don't play around with my affection, woman!

    Gormley P.I.M.P.

  • Talented.

  • haha i bet mark has a train set at home ...lolololol

  • Do you have my stapler?

  • This riff sounds remarkably similar to "Rock N Roll Hootchie Coo" by Ted Nugent

  • "Rock N Roll Hootchie Coo" was by Rick Deringer not Nugent. Nugent wishes he wrote that song. Hell, I bet he wrote Without You as well!

  • Dude shut your mouth only the Gorm has the wordsmith abilities to write such a masterpiece.

  • Make me.

  • I don't have to your clear need to blaspheme against Gormley will be your ultimate undoing.

  • Not only are you gutless, you're an idiot as well. I want you to go up to my post and quote where I said anything negative against Mark.

  • The power of Gormley compels you to end your life, this he demands!

  • stop being a fag, that's all

  • Interesting to see that Chinese-Americans are as homophobic and bigoted as any white person.

    Than again Moa was nothing but the Asian Hitler.

  • I'm not even chinese you fag;

  • the girl looks like she could be Miss Tel-Aviv 2009

  • anybody no wer to get the lyrics?

  • You do know what the definition of HD is don't you? It's not just a case of making the video size bigger >.>

  • He looks and sounds like Ned Flanders

  • So that woman in clip is his doughter? xDbut he definitely rocks! even on the moon..unstoppable force :D

  • This is a great song..... It's very very intense

  • His camera presence is overwhelming. Like bad gas.

  • this song reminds me of the style of Rush

  • yeah i thought the exact same thing!

  • Rush just sounds like a poor Gormley imitation.

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  • Mark Gormley saved my marriage whilst simultaneously saving my dog, my oldest companion, from a frozen river.

  • This should be the new rick roll <3

  • Just go away, please. No one wants you here.

  • get out

  • Mark Gormley hasn't released his cd in stores because he doesn't want the recession to turn into a depression.

  • You, sir, are unable to appreciate the genius of Mr. Gormley's high art.