Denis Leary On 50 Year Old Douchebags (Douchebags & Donuts)

[Leviwosc]

I'm wondering whether Americans don't get sick of these bleeps themselves? I'm happy that we Dutchies just can say FUCK on national television without nagging mothers who claim the souls of their offspring is polluted.

[FNMrRockstar]

I'M AN ASSHOOOOLE!!!

[OqEh123]

denis leary should be the fucking president of USA!

[QuickManEXE]

Capital 'F', small 'uck'.

Awesomest line ever!!

[americanwarrior32]

Quit beeping everything youtube you suck ass fucking site

[TheBigHase]

BEEP anyone? WTF Those fucking censorshippers - censor this ASSHOLES! ;-)

[Born2Rock1987]

god right now Im kinda proud to be european cuz we can take the fucking BEEEEEEEEPS in real words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlcoFan2010]

Tommy Gavin does stand up now!

[slask25]

Fucking bleeps ruined it. Whoever edited them in is a damn pussy. What's so offensive about the word fuck anyway? Fuck, fucketti, fuck fuck fuck. Sheesh...

[EdgeSanity13]

@slask25 I can tell you're highly educated.

[SteelerFan374]

watch this whole special on netflix (with whitney cummings) you will laugh till your face turns colors...guaranteed

[nordicbeast]

well then go to europe,and a suck a fuckin cock! haahah so true

[PoisonTester]

the way he says "it's a satchel" absolutely KILLS me!

Leary, Hicks, Pryor and Connolly for ever

[chip64c]

Johnny Depp's stunt double is that bull that crashed his room

[talkala]

I know a lesbian that looks just like Denis Leary LOL

[TayR0C]

I was excited for a new Denis Leary stand up, but I watched this terrible video with a BLEEP every two seconds. God damn, americans are pussies.

[Saint7781]

@TayR0C

Yeah, I can't understand anything with a bleep every two seconds. It's like watching porn where they blur out the sex scenes.

[crowtservo]

@TayR0C Sorry.

[IEATFOOOOD]

@TayR0C Am I the only one who thinks that adding beeps makes it more funny?

[EdgeSanity13]

@TayR0C No one cares what you think of Americans.

[blackrainuponus]

@TayR0C The entire special was a letdown bleeped or not, a lot of it is rehashed old humor since everyone on it has been doing television instead of stand-up.

[laughingpantera]

"if you're 52 years old and you have a giant, gold hoop earing in one ear, you better be a fucking pirate."

[JimmyLauletta]

He's talking about himself.

[KonekoAruji]

Let the man rant. Pretty much what he does, I doubt he freaking checks his past rants to make sure all his opinions match up. 

[BIGBROTHERXXII]

This guy is an idiot, he pretends to be a macho man, what a cunt

[BRm2008]

@BIGBROTHERXXII U = FAIL

[gbfansean]

Denis Leary's f**kin epic!

[2431346]

@gbfansean

you can swear on youtube fucker.

[cyberskin1]

i think the word cock is allowed mr. bleeper!!!

[VoodooPolitico]

What would you call a guy who is sweating his ass off, on a hot stage, with hot stage lights blaring on him, yet wears a leather jacket? I'd call him a DOUCHEBAG.

[squamish4244]

@VoodooPolitico No shit. He's a fifty-four year old douchebag millionaire who dyes his hair and got to play firefighter on his own show but poses as a hard-boiled realist. Wtf?

[invisiblind]

how bout you just click on a different video if the bleeping annoys you so much?

[Evilredsix]

He talks of "Manscaping" here, says that "she wishes you had a vagina", yet in a song he performs with that band of his, we hear the line: "I am a human. I'm a goddamn human being--I CAN SHAVE MY BALLS." Denis, make a choice.

[culliganbro1]

fuck censorship

[94Cioppa]

Bill Hicks? Is that you?

[Actors317]

Capital F small ag.

[x12plyr]

DENIS LEARY FOR PRESIDENT! LMAO!!! what show is this from???

[cyberskin1]

give me a fuqing break with the bleeping.

[TheOffenda]

I agree with everything Leary said except the shaving my balls. I don't like smelly balls lmao

[thepredsrule]

lol ...great!!!!

[rachel25lee]

Cut the censorship, you pussies!

[wootness3000]

Louis C.K. is much funnier, this guy is just a douche-bag.

[zachorgeous]

leary practically lives in that leather jacket, this gentleman is a 50yr old douchebag

[99Knytes]

it all comes down to delivery...

Bill Hicks - from what I've seen, his delivery is a guy just making convo and telling his views

Denis Leary - guy on his edge who is gonna explode if he keeps it in any longer

....Leary wins!

[salvi1979]

@99Knytes

What? LOL Carlin was the best....but Hicks and Pryor not not to mention Connely are right there...and Leary is good but not even close to that level

[misternipples100]

both bill hicks and dennis leary are awesome, and sure leary used some of hick's jokes, comedians use each others jokes all the time now everyone STOP TYPING AND START LAUGHING YOU 35 YEAR OLD DOUCHEBAGS

[cfcMalky]

what show is this from?

[Desenmascarado]

Fucking Denis fucking Leary... everyone gotta love this guy :D

[davidjameswelte]

I hate censorship



[swagger93]

I don't think I laughed once.

[Frostyincave]

@swagger93 Me neither.

[VexusTheReplacement]

@Frostyincave You guys probably don't get what hes talking about

[DutchCourageWhoohoo]

what's with all the annoying beeps?

[BIGBROTHERXXII]

i think leary is one of these cunts who is driven by hate, and pretends to be a good guy, douche

[Hellblazer311]

dennis leary rips off bill hicks

[DEATH111183]

@Hellblazer311 correction, bill hicks rips off him, leary has been doing this kinda stuff for a long time, least since the 70's

[htm2x]

Beep beep.

[Venkman007]

25 people are douchebags.

[DonDuracell]

Someone make a "Beep count"! I'm guessing about 120.

[slyfox3333]

@DonDuracell I think 13.

[username2022]

@hypo1123 did your douche bag feelings get heart!! bet your wishing you never got that tatoo Hah?

[redyoshi1985]

wow.. You have no idea how hard that made me laugh.. this guy is funny.. Sometimes more than others, still funny as hell!

[dbjkatz]

@hypo1123

You're right. He's hysterical!!!!

[stephanietheteacher]

take off the wool caps it's July, says the man with leather jacket. But I still love Leary SO much.

Good to see he hasn't lost the spitfire.

[thereddog223]

wish I could of seen this 

[trukiller456]

tommy gavin

[Munstallstodes]

6 minute rant about fashion, finished with 1 minute of asian impersonation, is it just me or is he running out of ideas since Bill Hicks died?..

[psychotic4269]

thanks a lot chinese people, you hurt denis leary! now he's gonna come to your apartment and light the place on fire!

[Ykcivw]

& missruiz23 Excellent reason! Lol @ douchebags !!!!!!

[kimmyfreak200]

he reminds me of al bundy lol same facial expressions haha

[Daarilexi]

@kimmyfreak200 oh dang i was thinking the same thing when i first watched this lol.

[Joeyal123]

I have seen this pricks with young girls fresh out of highschools its fucking sick

[TheSilentOne50]

Hey jerkoff, you cut off the boat part!

[Ykcivw]

Why the fuck are you douchebags viewing DL videos if you don't even like him !

Fuck off ! NOW !

[missruiz23]

@Ykcivw because they're fucking douchebags.. why else?

[Staszu13]

Oh why oh why weren't ALL the naughty words left in?

[bilgewater79]

I fucking hate censorship! Stupid beeps aren't as offensive as a word? Stupid fucking censor.

[r3pl1kazt47]

What kind of anus face looks up a Denis Leary video and then proceeds to tell us how they don't like him because he ripped off Bill Hicks? Do they look up homosexual videos and then petend like they don't like those either. I think they are really just closet fans.

[Cap285]

My friend told his step-son that about his Chinese tattoo. His son said it means "A warrior of life". My friend told him it probably means "I suck big dick".

[muhammadstephen]

5:56 - 6:18

[nopainogain]

Guilty! minus the whole trophies for everything stuff. i am that 35 year old.. sad

[carbonseven1st]

he is soo funny :D but come on,...yeah lets all listen to him and look all the same :S Get a life id say, douchebags get too much attention

[Finn4life12]

Shame its censored, i love denis leary, he is an absolute Asshole, i love it!

[HWEisRISING]

CENSORED??? REALLY???

[CanadaMMA]

Why is Dennis Leary famous and no one knows who Bill Hicks is? Because there is no cure for cancer.

[Edwardscissorhands10]

Is this supposed to be funny? for real?

[Evilacidfunker]

I seen someone on the treadmill at the gym today wearin a wool hat, what a douchebag

[Awakening1958]

DENIS LEARY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!! NO JOKE!!!! this guy has got a beat on the pulse of the nation and a stand-up MF who tells it lke it is and does something about it. Yeah, GOD BLESS YOU DENIS FOR RESCUE ME SERIES, so sorry to see it end sence the show has so much of your true views on the mess of this nation. And you have more faith than many so called christians. Run for president dude this is one chick that'll work their butt off for your campaign, Nan

[floriarose]

Ahhh Denis, I love you, but you are on stage sweating like crazy because you are wearing a leather jacket for your "look" .....douche-bag!!!

[VenomCortez]

@floriarose

*Eye roll* Not even remotely the same kid. Does he have a tat? No, so shut up.

[floriarose]

@VenomCortez lol who you calling "kid"! It's very much the same, and funny! I'm a huge Denis fan anyway, but even if I wasn't, why should I shut up? You shut up!

[speaklikeanative]

which fucking retard would fucking ever post a fucking CENSORED version of DL whatthefuckthefuck

[mancinkm]

The "you better be in a band rule" sounds really similar to jeff foxworthy "you might be a redneck". It's funny but I wonder if that's where he got the idea from.

[IntellectualBadassss]

@mancinkm I thought that too. Still funny though lol

[Hunkisthecoolest]

does a pirate who doesn't buy anything count?

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

Um. Den, you're dressed exactly like the people you're making fun of. All you need is the wool cap. And you're what, fifty?

[kurei2001]

@MckyMseNTarotCrds yeah totally. leather jacket and straight jeans.

[VenomCortez]

@MckyMseNTarotCrds

No he doesn't kid. You can't compare Leather Jackets to a stupid wool hat. You are missing the point anyway kid.

[ScottX6945]

yeah yeah yeah yeah.......your funny as shit then and your funny as shit now Denis!!!!!

[meribugify]

my dad used to call 'shants' "longs" about 17 years ago lol

[secretworldleader]

@kobra

OOH, BURNED!

[mayhoo22]

Green Goblin is that you???

[desirefirst]

i'm still pissed at Leary for stealing so much of Bill Hick's material to advance his career

[countbleck35]

@desirefirst stop caring

[VenomCortez]

@desirefirst

Except he didn't.

[TheFlashPointe]

I just love how he gets pissed at everything.

[bigjohnstud75]

Fuck this punk. Bi-polar is a serious disorder. It's so nice that these hollywood fuckheads can call people "racists" just because we don't want people to be here illegally. i am far from catholic, but this hate filled evil shit towards catholicism is sick.

[nickformo]

a douchebag would wear a leather jacket, have shit hair and make references to lindsey lohan



[Marto9209]

@nickformo since when wearing a leather jacket makes you a douchbag you idiot ...are you retarded? everybody makes references to everybody especialy to lindsey lohan

im sick of idiots hating on him for no fucking reason...thats his fucking job he makes ppl laugh MORON

[nickformo]

a douchebag would wear a leather jacket, have shit hair and make references to lindsey lohan

[allabastormaroe]

he left out post office carriers for having a shoulder bag. they're alright.

[waffle1997]

if only he was president

[kobra]

@waffle1997 Bill Hicks needs to be president first, for him to start his campaign.

[killertoad]

@waffle1997 yeah, he'd just take Obama's shit to pass off as his own

[DrFlaxWebFLOO]

@leshager2009 It's hilarious that he can't be funny without someone to take from. A lot of these jokes/themes are taken from elsewhere, and they still suck... Why do WE suck, Denis Leary? Take a look at yourself first.

[VenomCortez]

@DrFlaxWebFLOO

First of all kid, you seem to be forgetting that it's an act, don't take it so personally.

Also, he never took anything from anybody, so stop being such a fanboy kid. Leary had a great career because he worked hard. Rescue Me was has been popular because of Leary's hard work.

But hey, if you want keep sucking on Hicks dead cock, go ahead.

[DrFlaxWebFLOO]

@VenomCortez I'm not a fanboy. I like Hicks, yeah, but I don't think he's the end all-be all. Leary's just not funny. He tries really hard to be, but he's not.

[Dwhales4]

@VenomCortez lol leary stole entire monlogues from hicks. And its because of dumbasses like you that he gets away with it. Even Leary knows he steals, you fucking idiot.

[unclemilton45]

IF YOUR 52 YEARS OLD AND U GOTTA A GIANT GOLD HOOP EARRING IN ONE EAR, YOU BETTA BE A FUCKIN PIRATE!!!

[JML101582]

@GarrettKeetley

Make that 4 people, whoops, 4 douchebags!

[heroesandcons09]

I'd thought he'd loose his touch but he didn't

[deathmoster]

"whole new respect for the chinese people" camera cuts to a shot of the only fucking chinese chick in the audience

well done

[BatesKrisbates]

This man is my hero.

[XREMIX92]

@ushiuni82 Well thats the fucking point.

Why else would he have wrote a song named "I'm an asshole"?

[MrFuturecanadian]

Thank goodness for Denis Leary.....

[MrFuturecanadian]

Listen up Generation X.......the generation of douchebags.....I wanna be like Denis when I get to be his age...

[Complete180]

@MrFuturecanadian

You want to be a douchebag in denial?

[MrFuturecanadian]

@Complete180 denis is not a douchebag....

[MrFuturecanadian]

@Complete180 Coming from a 27 year old, that means nothing to me....

[Complete180]

@MrFuturecanadian

That's fine. Though, if you really want to play the age card... at least I'm not a 38 year old, looking up to a 53 year old unfunny loudmouth douchebag. This guy isn't saying anything new or funny that teenagers aren't saying all over melodramatic blogs. Oh, and "hip hop shorts?"..."shants?" Give me a break. This guy is devoid of humor.

[Magyar126]

lol haha love denis leary

[cwgumby]

Men should have hair, I agree on the manscaping.

[TheNewbist]

"Log off the planet!" xD

[blockhed23]

If your 52 years old and your a man and your on facebook log the fuck off now

[guitarpick2002]

It's nice to know I'm not the only one who hates wool hats, manscaping and, as he puts it, "shants". Good call, Denis!

[djskizmarkey]

@guitarpick2002 your at least 35 arent you,,

[guitarpick2002]

@djskizmarkey I'm 27, but thanks for asking.

[guitarpick2002]

@djskizmarkey I'm 27, but thanks for asking.

[wwfeowner]

I wish it was uncensored but still still great