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From: thatonekid100
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  • take your friggin hat off your indoors!!!!!!!!!! na but we have fun

  • "thanks god im not the father i can't pay child support im a cucumber"

  • something something something cucumber! 

  • dude in the backround is watching porn ha ha

  • vinnnyy you're hottt!!! <333

  • did you edit in people laughing? lol sounderd like that laugh on tv shows

  • Pretty funny, one thing... Why is his hand so fucking red?

  • 22 people should seroisly stop missing the like button ;)

  • vinny you should stick with the short hair

  • What are you stick figures trying to tell me?

  • hehe, your cute (:

  • Notice the guy tht sits down inn the teachers chair then moves back

  • hes right im thinking sub titles

  • That's the maury show... not jerry springer!

  • nice job

  • FREAKIN HOT!

  • HaHa i wonder if the cucumber is my babies daddy ._. LoL jk

  • Loll!!! thats all that needs to be said

  • lmfao... 1:40

  • lol, i love the herrion hero stuff, you need to do this more offten!

  • Caught ya pink-handed lol XD

  • ahahahaha XD

    ur so awesomely funny

    nd the camera work wasent too bad i mean i only needed to watch it once!!

    but i watched it a million just cause i loved it that much!!! :)

  • hahahahhahahahahah cucumber!

  • pink hand

    EXPLAIN YOURSELF

  • u lil lash;)

  • haha transsexual heroine addict.!

  • Hahaaa, this is weird to notice but during your comedy thing your right hand is so pink!

  • @Maddybourne .. wtf... i had to look at the pink hand the whole video long and couldn't listen!?! ... haha ... lol.... weird....

  • Your eyes are like, ahhh xD

    And yerrr to funny :D I love it

  • omg!!! ur sooooo funny vinny!!!! i love u!!!

  • Is That Ian in the frontline??

  • i know y is it

  • Stick Figures Lmao xD

  • i totaly under stood what he said it said vjfhdsjuyhgjkdsbvgjkdvjbdljgjh­grfyrblkjsahiuehamedkgnrjbvjsh­lnhncvchgvjhgmkjjmchgj(some shit about drugs and sticks llol)fshdkfjhasdjfhejrhfkushde­gjhdljkghkjedgh

  • ur more of a videos skit kind of guy i reckon, and i think people thought u were being too rude with the hole cucumber thing

  • i love it.

    nd u have Really nice eyes ; ]

  • omg Vinny you are FREAKEN HILARIOUS!!!! Pretty hot too lol : )

    I liked the cucumber part. best damn cucumber imitation i have ever seen hahahaha

  • he is very funny but i guess these people didnt think so.

  • "400 pound transvestite midget transsexual heroine addic- I don't even know whats going on that show"

    That's awesome.

  • why is his hand red????????

  • colombia?

  • university?

  • im just saying ur right hand is red in this video

  • cucumber you are not the father!

  • Damn!

    You're hotttt Vinny (: And extremely skinny. I likeeees it :D

    You're hilarious too!!

    I can never eat a cucumber with a straight face again.

  • he is sooo hot,not just hot :)))

  • GOD HES HOTTT!!!!

  • i could barely hear anything. :c

    but i think i heard "i masturbated into a cucumber"

    ..

    if im wrong then i think i need help.

    the proffesional kind.

  • he did

  • wow cucumber joke XD

  • dude u bombed... but ur still halarious

  • haha good work

  • haha vinny you should put subtitles :)

  • your looking very tanned!

  • why the fuck is his hand red?

  • luckily during this u didnt suffer from rbs

  • does anyone actually go to his college and is he popular ?

  • lol why?

  • ahhh your cute!!!

  • yea vinny is type sexc

  • Yo, Vinny! Lookin' good!!

  • i wonder if he know how yummy he is.

  • um...

  • Dauym Yrr Fitt

  • not bad

    hahah i liked the cucumber part

  • Niceeee hahaha...

  • hahaha that was godd

  • i cant even tell what your sayin the audio sucks

  • Cucumber your not the father!!!!

  • great ;P

  • Òh My God!

    Thats Funny Man, Funny Shit!

    Vins So Cool!

  • omg that's what i thought when i first saw heroes! heroes is my favorite show!

  • why the fuck is your hand red

  • Lmao.

    Pretty good dude.

  • why is ur hand red?

  • lol wow thats really good

  • haha you do heroin you can see the future

  • i cant pay child support im a cucumber!

  • LOL PRETTY FUNNY

  • Make subtitles!

  • dang! he looks pretty sexy in this video.

  • why is the underside of your hand pink? lol

  • what else did u do in that 3 day period

  • you're so funnny !

    and very good looking ;)

  • Your fucking Hott!!!

  • yes, but are u hott?

  • umm ive been told i was by more than alot of guys.

  • what? ugly?

    fuck off

  • it was a reply to someones comment u fuckface maybe you should read before u make bullshit comments

  • agrees with the random cheese person.

  • you're about as hot as your level of modesty :)

  • haha he got tan haaaha

    ily vinnie!!!

  • lets do heroine:D

  • hahah dude ur funny

    keep it up :D

    XD

  • I'm to much of a wuss to get up and do that in front of people!!! btw why are your hands rd? lol

  • panic....that is fear! lol. maybe he was nervous and rubbed them red...or he was painting...

  • you look good in a baseball cap. considering you suck at baseball...lol

  • yo my names vinny to but i spell it vinnie i think ur funny as shit

  • The cucumber bit killed me XD

  • That looks like fun!

  • u look hot in a hat!

  • lol!

  • THANK GOD!!!

    I can't pay child support right now....

    I'm a cucumber.... =(

    XD XD XD FUNNYEST SHIT EVER!

  • hey there sexxy =]

  • fuck me. he looks hot

  • thts pretty good

  • audio dose suck, but it was still funny when you wher taking about weed

  • I couldnt see you for a extremely large black lady roming past the camera like a bloody zombie

  • hahah exactly

  • youR righT BaaaaaaaD AudiO==

    SoRRy caN 'T maKe iT ouT..

    BuT yoU aaaaRRRRReeee GrrrrrEAT.

    LoVe yoU, MaN

  • lol ur funny lol

  • u kinda sound like kelso from that 70s show

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  • omfg he does!!!

  • Columbia? i have a very good friend that goes there. I thought the dorm looked familiar

  • damn yur funneh,(also pretty cute)

  • thank god, i cant pay child support, im a cucumber

    lolololololololol

  • u are sooooooooooooo hawt

  • cant understand a word

  • hahaha I love all the creepy girls commenting on your videos.. I have to admit you are attractive but I don't think its appropriate to ask someone to get naked... or to say your damn sexy until you know the person./

  • i bet it helps since i'd imagine ur pretty popular at your school.

  • hey u in michigan? u said an alley in dearborn or something haha

  • r ur hands pink?

  • who is this guy? hes fuckinn hotttt.

  • hes thatonekid...lol

  • You are a natural at stand-up! I'm so jealous! it took me three embarssing flops to finally get the hang of it! so props!

    ALSO, if your interested in competing in a stand-up competion yale is having one with a first price of $1000 on feb 28. I know you go t columbia but you can still particpate. You should definetly check it out!

    Hope too see you there!

  • i love your eyes.

    and i love your videos.

    they make me laugh all the time.

  • i couldnt hear anything u said but damn ur so sexy

  • get naked.

  • thats cool how you did stand up props man

  • thts funny

  • that lady had a really big butt

  • What made me laugh was the masturbating with a cucumber!

    Dude, you rock, keep it up!

  • u looook rly hott ily lol

  • ur not as funny wen ur tryin 2 b ....lol

  • well the audio did suck but thats ok cuz i still laughed!!!

  • Alot of your video tags are always stuff like porn, boners, etc lol.....

  • <3 Vinny

  • u rock <3

  • Yeah Vinny has a pink Palm lol

  • probably went highlighter crazy during class lol

  • I could not help but notice the extremely pink hand...

  • lol haha so funny!

    One day you gonna be a big comedian!

    :) So funny!

  • HAHA,

    man ur the dane cook type :D,

    THATS A COMPLIMENT (:

  • more of an insult.

  • whats up with your palm...its RED...lol

  • have you got a picture from you?? *-*

  • all i got was forget that!!!

  • the heroes bit was hilarious

  • lol dude were u nervous at all??

  • I watch Heroes!!

    haha

    and his name is... Isaac Mendez

    yes, im a huge Heroes fan

    yea..

    ur really funny =]

  • funny as hell

  • thank god i cant pay child support ima cucumber

  • haha HEROIN N JERRY SPRINGER N CUCUMBERS haha funny shit u need subtitles tho u kkno 4 the deaf- think about it-

  • hahaha ur hand is red

  • i cant hear anything :(

  • There's a few people hating on your material... but I don't see any of them doing stand-up. I guess it's true, everybody is a critic. Awesome stuff.

  • good thing rbs didnt kick in haha

  • really funny!!

  • use annotations or captions dude!!!

  • CUCUMBER YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!

  • lol funny!!

  • It was good, but I felt you asked too many questions to the audience like "have you guys seen this?" or "Have you have done?" Once in a while its good, but its like you needed to make sure the audience knew what your talking about.

  • why is your hand super red?

  • omg, ur right, his hand is red

  • i think its his material. so in case he forgets he can look down and see what 2 talk about...but thats a guess...