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  • HOLY SHIT, THE BANANA FITS IN HIS HAND!!!!! EVOLUTION HAS TO BE WRONG IF BANANAS ARE EASY TO EAT!!

    *head explodes*

    (hopefully nobody will show him a plantain or a guy with small hands...)

  • Can God make a food specially for the starving people in Africa?

  • God made the 'cross' the symbol of the lord, which looks like a t, there are three t's in this video's title, which signifies the holy trinity: 3, and banana put into numerical representation is 2-1-14-1-14-1, which added together is 33, so if we take the video title 'banana' equaling 33 plus the three t's being the one holy trinity=3, we get 333...but wait! The number of 'dislikes' is roughly twice the value of 'likes'....333 x 2 =.....omg! 666!!!!!!! ........anyone can do the Glen beck...

  • Logic: The christian's nightmare

  • OH my god! that was funny!

  • What came first the banana or the banana tree? The banana has no seeds.

  • @sugarraygras bananas do have seeds

  • Coconut: The Creationists' Worst Nightmare

  • an apple fits in my hand too omg it must be god! but wait, it also fits in a monkey's hand? Evolution O.o hell no, it hasto be god. jesus fucking christ,GIVE UP CHRISTIANS!!!!!!!

  • 3 words: What about pineapples?

  • I'm an atheist and I LOVE BANANAS!

  • This is akin to hearing Bill O'Reilly talk. I want to just assume Comfort is a moron but am so completely dumbfounded by the amount of illogical idiocy being stated that it becomes difficult to believe someone could possibly be that big of an idiot.

    It makes me either want to weep for the future of mankind or feel ashamed of being so gullible as to take this foolishness at face value and not realize I'm being had by some blatantly obvious hoax.

  • Um, my doctor says eating more than one banana a day makes you constipated. Pure genius.

    To grow bananas you need more water than a great part of the world has. Pure genius.

  • Looks like Ray has had some experience with curved things in his mouth.

  • The man proves a sound argument. In the way that styrofoam is the worlds strongest construction material.

  • I love to go out into nature and sit in front of a lake in wooden chairs with my buddy and run a banana through my hand. I'm just thrilled to see I'm not the only one.

  • i...just....i mean.....the fuck just happened?

  • I've always opened bananas from the other end. Weird, huh?

  • Replace the word "banana" with "penis" and then watch the video again.

    He should be careful, the contents may, in fact, squirt in his face.

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  • Deep throat it! Gracefully, curve it toward your mouth.

  • Wait a minute... monkeys have four fingers and an opposed thumb, humans have four fingers and an opposed thumb. Monkeys like bananas, humans like bananas... doesn't Darwinian theory claim we have common ancestors? Hmmm...hope this video was taking the piss.

  • I'm a theist and I thought this was hilarious.

  • @zachr121 cause you are extremely stupid. like the whole world pretends to make you feel normal cause you are so stupid.

  • I'll prove to all non-believers everywhere in one sentence god exists; the bible says so.

  • or the human hand evolved to hold and open the banana?

  • Ironically, it would also fit perfectly in a monkey's hand. People often open it from the other side too.

  • this video is amazing xD I laughed so hard!

  • this is called evolution.

  • congrats...now how about the pinapple?

  • God created a penis to fit into a vagina or an arsehole...and yet religious freaks are afraid of all manner of sex...hetero and gay alike.  Explain that!!

    I mean, it fits right in there....doesn't it??

  • @GeekaliciousGurl forgot about the mouth! Tasty!

  • @GeekaliciousGurl first off religious people are not afriad of sex obviously otherwise they would not have reproduced offspring, secondly if homosexualty is the way our "gene pool" intended it to be then why cant males reproduce with males? if it was intended for anal sex to occur then why is there no "benefit" to anal sex and why does anal sex not reproduce offspring also oral sex in the same manner it does not produce offspring. therefore it should not occur.

  • @chevyguy103 *sigh* to many poor points in your argument to counter them all in my 500 word limit. And religious people do fear sex, they repress it, and that repression turns into fear and they do not even understand what they are fighting and repressing. I mean if you want to repress yourself, deny your body normal functions that would induce pleasure if enjoyed in moderation whatever. Just stop forcing your fears on the masses.

  • @chevyguy103

    No benefits to anal and oral sex?!

    Dude, you clearly don´t know what you're talking about.

  • @chevyguy103 Homosexual relationships are not exclusive to the human species. Secondly there is clearly some evolutionary advantage for it , I'd list them but they are too numerous, but a quick google will give you the answers.

    It's probably true religious people are not afraid of sex, but it is certainly true they seem to think it's ok to dictate what sort of sex consenting adults can indulge in, which is fundementaly immoral.

  • @daverowbotham There are NO homosexual relationships in the animal kingdom.

  • @hamzah938 Research shows that homosexual behavior, not necessarily sex, has been observed in close to 1500 species, ranging from primates to gut worms, and is well documented for 500 of them.

    These facts are easily verifiable by anyone who cares to read our conversation, including yourself.

  • @GeekaliciousGurl

    Brilliant!!!!!!

  • Ironically,that is the best proof for evolution.

    we indeed were monkeys that ate bananas!

    thank you for clarifying that to me so brilliantly.

    Good flik :)

  • Is this not supposed to be in the comedy category ?

  • If he made bananas good for people to hold did he make all the other fruits to just annoy us? As they don't fit perfectly.

  • @gavmac3 HAHAHAHAHAHA, that's fucking brilliant!

  • Oh and the banana thing is sheer coincidence... When you look for coincidal facts you will find them.. IMHO

  • Man is this religion shit getting outta hand.. if its not a big deal with anybody, can i believe what i want and ill leave you the fuck alone and vice versa.. I watch this shit just to see how fired up people are getting about this bullshit and you all are more crazy than anybody i know about pressing your thoughts on someone else.. And im not gonna say what my religion is because there will be some ass saying there are flaws and theirs god is who you should waste time for..

  • @Timbo19686 "can i believe what i want and ill leave you the fuck alone and vice versa" => that's all we are asking. Stop trying to spread your religion like a virus. Stop preaching to the non-believers (unless we asked you to). Stop pushing your beliefs into politics. And certainly stop saying America is a Christian nation.

  • @Casshyr Im not preaching.. I just want everybody to stop this "look what i found that makes proof" crap.. Its all coincidence and we as humans look for things that are similar or have some pattern.. I just belive in shit happens.. If we dont know the answer go look for it (like a scientist), dont just say its gods work.. when bad shit happens i dont blame it on god, it just happens.. and the same for good things as well..

  • @Timbo19686 oh no i wasn't addressing to you! I was replying to your comment on "why don't atheists/agnostics leave theists alone". I totally agree with you having a scientific attitude to look for answer is the key, instead of just saying "God did it". Sure, maybe God did indeed cause evolution to happen...but so what? It doesn't contribute anything to science. Glad you, altho not an atheist, can see that way too.

  • Funny how all of these insane videos trying to disprove atheists come out of America. No offense to normal Americans but this is party why the rest of the world hates you

  • What about coconuts? You've just blown your own argument because you have clearly based your whole system of belief on coincidence.

  • How does this guy explain pineapples?

  • Listen, I love God with all of my heart, But you got to do a better job of proving His existance. This guy is dumb.

  • i have seen the light and it is a yellow bannana all these years i have been doing the devils work and shoving these up my bottom now i shall pull the tab and shove it down my throat hallilujah god in the highest praise be to god

  • Notice how perfectly the human torso fits into a great white sharks mouth. This proves with out a doubt that ..

    That doesn't prove shit..

  • its not a tab .. its where it hangs from you idiot.

  • Water mellons are for the devil.

  • "Pointed towards the end for easy entry"

    "Just the right shape for the human mouth"

    "Curved toward the face to make the whole process much easier"

    Even the guy next to him couldn't contain his laughter.

  • GOD CREATED ALL

  • @jwhamilton79 amen brother!!!! Especially those paracites that live in new born baby eyes, you know the ones! they make them blind! :O)

  • this is bulletproof evidence!

  • @PharaohIslands heehee!!! :O)

  • The most popular brand of banana became extinct in the 60s. Literally every banana you see looks alike because it was genetically engineered and cloned by people.

  • @Maraudous how do i look this give me a keyword or somthin plz

  • Easy, Primates evolved along with the ancient banana ancestor :)

  • hahahahahahaahahahah

  • Bananas were made for Monkeys. Evolution and Atheists proven correct! Thanks! :-)

  • I have a better example of God's existence.

    You see He placed human ears just at the right place for Eye glasses. He knew that old age would need eyeglasses. Pity Atheists can't see the Wisdom? They should.

  • @amoralis123 Your comment made me laugh out loud! I love sarcasm. :-)

  • @NocturnalAngel77

    Thanks. 

  • Haha dumb atheists once again posting comments and a video about God lol. You don't believe in it, ok good for you. Want that banana he is peeling or what? it probably fits up yals ass also haha. Im not religious by the way.

  • The banana we commonly eat has been altered to the shape that it is. Also, I'm not too sure that one fruit makes the notion of intelligent design valid. Imagine a cave man trying to easily eat a pineapple or a coconut. Those aren't very convenient to open up and enjoy or fit our fingers.

  • Did you know you are peeling the banana from the wrong freaking side... watch any monkey open a banana it is suppose to be peeled from the other side..

  • Did you know there are over 50 species of bananas? We just happen to eat the one kind because that was the most sensible thing to do. The same reason people ride horses instead of shetland ponies.

  • BUD LIGHT BOTTLE MUST OF BEEN MADE BY GOD TOO CAUSE IT FITS PERFECTLY IN MY HAND

  • bahahha! it all makes sense now. Bananas are the key to uncovering the wonders of the universe!!! why is this not breaking news all over the world right now?? weak...

  • Therefore God doesn't want us to eat pineapples.

  • Notice how my erect penis find snugly in the palm of Ray Comfort's hand. Notice it has a non-slip surface, but 'god', in his infinite wisdom, gave us astroglide. Notice that my penis does not have a pull tab, as 'god' omitted in his infinite wisdom. Notice as it perfectly fits in Ray Comfort's mouth. God is so great, isn't he?

  • unfortunately the video got cut other wise i think kirk was about to say "ohh you can't be series with that stupid analogy"

  • Man, this makes perfect sense. I can't imagine how pineapples and watermelons fit into the equation.

  • christians.

    worshipping bananas since 500AD

  • So wait... we should only be eating the bananas? Oh fuck!

  • I just thumbed this up because it was funny. Was that a mistake? lol

  • 'tache guy is a complete retard

  • Is that why Coconuts are so hard? I wondered if your thick skull had a use...

  • You uneducated turd.

  • If Ray Comfort was made in his god's image - then his god either has a morbid sense of humor or is a flaming retard.

  • Fail. That design of the banana was genetically engineered.

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  • Why does God hate oranges? Those fuckers are really difficult to eat.

  • Suppose it's just a coincidence that we have a common ancestor with monkeys and monkeys famously love Bananas.

  • The banana also perfectly conforms to a monkey's hand, adding further evidence that we humans evolved from monkeys. BOOM!

  • Don't hate Ray Comfort. He is my friend and an undercover Atheist sneaking into the works of Christian broadcasting. Let our Heavenly FSM grace him with his noodly appendage. R'amen.

  • Actually, men 'created' the banana through breeding, which is EVOLUTION!

  • interesting fact, that isn't a wild banana, it is the result of a mutation in the "cooking banana" - these have to be cooked but taste nice afterwards, the cooking banana though is the result of selective breeding, so the banana fitting in peoples hands is a very god sign that people wanted that quality in a banana, not of a god doing it.

  • @doombybbr Indeed, the modern Cavendish banana is perhaps the most man-made of all fruits, designed to replace the disease-ravaged Gros Michel, and itself at risk from nature's diseases. Makes this video all the more hilarious.

  • so god created the banana to fit in our hand

    and what about the cucumber?

    where does it fit??

    The acts of God are always mysterious!!!

  • @TheZooperman123 IT makes you wonder the unconscious motivation of a "christian" making a hole with one hand and shoving a banana in it with the other and them playing with the banana!! doing this in front of the camera for a christian audience as a sign of God's existence!! if you want the clip without sound it appears his giving a sex ed class

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHA...H­AHAHA...I can't stop laughing to make a real comment....HAHAHA

  • God Y U NO make pine-cones eazy for eating??

  • Oh noez! The banana proof! We are getting pawned again...

  • is this guy fucking serious?

  • So I guess that poisonous mushrooms are proof god does not exist, right?

  • What if bananas came first and our hands evolved to fit the banana?

  • Humans can't retrieve cashew nuts from their natural state bare handed due to the skin irritation they cause. Using the same logic I could claim this is proof god doesn't exist. I won't lower myself to the same level of nonsensical wisdom as a creationist though

  • Not a great reason to follow these guys I must say?????????? If you want real science @RonaldvonMitch on twitter. WTF????????

  • hmm, so let's look around nature until we find something, like the banana, to prove that there must be a god and he/she loves us. Would someone please explain to me what god is saying to humans with items such as angel's trumpet, deadly nightshade, toadstools, poison ivy and belladonna?

  • My friend is allergict to bananas, does this mean shes going to hell?

  • opening it from the bottom is more efficient. all monkeys and apes do it that way out of ease, therefore, god hates humans...

  • lol. This is the gayest video ever.

  • You have disproved all athiest theories with only a banana amazing

  • Niceee

  • A cock fits perfectly in a woman's mouth. Awesome 

  • This is hilarious!! When does it air on Comedy Central?

  • lmfao a banana proves god exists. Hahahaha so true that Atheists have more IQ

  • Tell this is a joke please...

  • I'm almost tempted to like this for the comedy :D

  • This would actually be funny if it was in a sketch show of high ironic content.

  • bananas were not as easily consumed as now till people breeded it to be fit in a human's hand how do these people not know this??

  • I am a Christian, but this proves absolutely nothing.

  • Coconut

  • The banana was made by man

  • "... a point at the top, for ease of entry..."

    Pretty sure it's the same line dildo companies use

  • look how gorillas open a banana, they pinch the other end because its a much more efficient way of opening it, we just dont want to get our fingers covered in banana. it makes me sad to hear real people saying these sort of things.

  • I like banana pudding.

  • That was the most ridiculous clip I have seen in my whole life.

  • But what if we one day discover that bananas are causing all the cancer?

  • Allow me to point out the blatant idiocy in this video:

    The banana was created by humans via artificial selection, not by God. Look it up; you'll see that I am right. I don't even need to show more evidence.

    'Nuff said.

  • It would also fit perfectly up his ass. What does that prove?

  • @hendrixfan67 That your a gross faggit

  • @floridaboy22 I'm a woman.

  • @hendrixfan67 Would you like driving lessons?

  • @alfredo8837 I can reverse into a tight spot

  • @hendrixfan67

    it proves god loves gays?

  • @Oztrigger5 That is the correct answer. Well done.

  • @hendrixfan67 The banana god's master fruit, master crafted for mankind. Unavailable to Abraham, Moses, Jesus, David and any other biblical character. Instead he gives this wonderous creation to indo-chinese pagans... Who's got God's backing really?

  • @way2tehdawn Brilliant.

  • @hendrixfan67 Christian videos will always draw haters like magnets. You comment is dull and predictible.

  • @rrmjvand Humour and laughter is a powerful antidote to religious indoctrination.

  • @hendrixfan67 I read your comment just as he said "It has outward indications of inward contents"

  • Actually, opening the banana at the end with the stem is opening the bottom. Animals who eat bananas do not use that end, rather they pinch the other end, which opens easier than what humans tend to consider the "top." Try it sometime.

  • hahahahaaaaaaaa

  • u know the gorillas open the bananas from the bottom u fail!!!!!!!!!!

  • Honestly, all I could think of during this, was a penis.

  • Oh golly gosh, Christian humor is as good as - if not even better than - Christian rock.

  • So, the banana was made by god..

    nope, just Chuck Testa.

  • I'm not sure if I should like this because it's so funny or dislike it because it's so idiotic and delusional.

  • and how do you know that god created everything? not only partial parts? or nothing at all??

  • THATS NOT HOW PRIMATES EAT BANANAS YOU FUCK

  • omg! the monkey has evolved in to a hairless beast...... but its thoughts seem to be stuck in antiquity, i guess it still doesnt know that the earth is flat.

  • Man is born with nothing but skin and bones. Everything in the earth was given to us in perfect design. Thank you God Im very sorry for the ignorant foolish people. We have become unthankful, selfish, greedy, disobedient, boasters, proud, blasphemers, Forgive us. For thee do I put my trust. The heart is deceitful above all things and desperately wicked. I will beware of spoils through philosophy and vain deceit after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world. Follow Jesus

  • Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and godhead so that they are without excuse

  • This guy mentally slipped on a banana peel.

  • This gives us a really good representation of how shallow a Christian's mind really is. I have argued with many of them and I find, across the board that they are incapable of using logic and reason and have no powers of deduction. Therefore, you could write anything no matter how foolish into the Bible and they would believe it because it is in the Bible. We should feel sorry for them but the fact is, they think THEY'RE RIGHT and are so arrogant and snide and think themselves smarter than us.

  • God created bananas

    monkeys eat bananas

    therefore, humans came from monkeys!

  • checkmate

  • -The other day I was praying to God

    -I realized I was talking to myself

    Therefore..... I am God!

  • Im sold! Tomorrow I'll getting my ass to church

  • All perfect arguments for evolution

  • Nightmare?!! I am an atheist and I find bananas very delicious, therefore you two are couple of idiots.

  • I have somthin else with a point at the top for the ease of entry...

  • His mind is gonna explode when I show him how many procedures water have to go through before we drink it... Why God?! WHYYY?!

  • This is the funniest shit I've seen all month!

  • NOOOOO!

  • For all you guys who think that this guy was attempting humor, he is not.

  • It fits in your butt and pussy too...

  • Facepalm.jpg

  • Question: Lobsters are delicious, however, they are not banana-shaped. What up?

  • .....and God had an off-day when he made these two bananas

  • A horse wouldnt be able to open a banana, nor a sheep, an elephant, or a sperm whale. The list goes on... why are humans so up our own arses that we think that 'if' there is a God, he only made us and a select few others able to eat yellow goods. And why do creationists never ever have any intelligent arguments other than 'no its God, nothing else is possible'. 'Why not?' Is all science asks.