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  • There is more than 1 type of banana......

    I can't help but feel he's talking about dicks.

  • bahaahhahahahahahagahhahahahha­hahahghhahaha retards complete and utter retards

  • Oh my god, my mouse sits perfectly in my hand, I suppose man created that too.

  • 1) the modern banana is a man made hybrid

    2) it also fits in your arse

  • My hand fits around my penis. God wants me to masturbate. It's all so clear!

  • What about a pineapple?

  • ROFL

  • God created christians with a reasoning, voice and face that's just perfect for smashing in with a hammer...praise god!

  • the ground is flat and close to my feet. that must mean that the ground was designed by god™ to be walked on. this game is fun! air is invisible. that must mean that the air was designed by god™ for us to breath! i could do this all day!

  • coconuts disprove god

  • People continue to use pseudosceince to disprove science. You can't explain that. (Bill O'Reilly meme)

  • @theSchwa100 Obviously sarcastic. Don't think I'm a creationist. PLEASE NOT THAT

  • This is why TJ shoved the banana up his ass. It's really genius if you think about it.

  • My bananas always curve away from my face, God must hate me.

  • @bentm99 Okay, that's fuckin funny right there. I actually laughed out loud, well done

  • And this is why Richard Dawkins has a PhD in biology while this guy thinks bananas are proof of god.

  • =______= creationists, here is one of your chiefs in command.

    are you impressed?

  • If you're going to say that bananas must be have designed by God to be easy for people to eat, you could say that God designed the penis for ease of masturbation. I doubt they'd like that argument, but it uses mostly the same logic.

  • a well made banana hahaha! god didnt make bananas

  • christians i want you to tell a litle story about coincidence..

  • Priest looks down at his groin, Priest looks at little boys behind.

    The banana logic is applied with tragic results.

  • The guy on our right (holding the soda can) is former child actor, Kirk Cameron. Apparently, he went nuts after "Growing Pains" went off the air. He's a "Christian" Activist now (the kind that teaches ppl to hate, even though Christ is supposed to be about love)... smh, lol

  • I like this, but probably not in the way the makers of the video want me to like it.

  • Notice that primates are stereotyped to eat bananas and how this guy just explained that bananas were made for us? And i thought the church wanted people to believe that we didn't evolve from primates!

  • He is more or less just proving evolution 

  • Really?! Ok so then the coconut must be proof of the DEVIL then.....cause its a dick to get in to and please explain the pineapple.....oh and that jerk the lemon....lmao

  • ahhh a banana! my only weakness!

  • I wonder why they don't talk about how easily cucumbers fit up both their asses. God's design.

  • Its easier to open a banana from the bottom. just pinch the nub and it splits...

  • @mofro100 That is how monkey's do it!

  • What in the world does this have to do with atheism? These guys are so closeted gay that it's to the point of satire!

  • I bet a comment like this is already written but should god focus on curing Cancer, AIDs, and Alzheimer instead of making a banana fit in someones hand?

  • FACE PALM* -_-

  • *cont*

    The fact that people like you refuse to acknowledge this absolute truth is indicative of your love of evil. The fact of the matter is, you can argue until you are blue in the face, but you can no more argue God out of existence than you can argue yourself out of existence.

    I refuse to offer "proof". If the proof itself is not sufficient; if you refuse to accept the very thing that testifies to a divine creator, than no further proof will be given men.

    And you will die the second death.

  • *cont*

    Mankind is well aware that we're not self-sustaining beings, the Bible says that God has placed eternity in the hearts of men. The need for a creator, a self sustaining being not subject to our laws - the laws of space and time - is an absolute necessity. The earliest humans even understood this. It is that obvious, that even those who have minds as children grasp it. It is that simple, when you think of it.

    God has chosen the foolish things of this world to confound the wise.

    *cont*

  • What about parasites that leave their larvae behind in the human eye and then eat it from within?

    CRAETION. HAIL TO THE KING BITCHES: CREATIONISM IS SOO AWESOME WOOOOOT

  • Fantastic I will now only eat bannanas as God intended and any christian who does otherwise should be stoned to death, as it clearly says in bullshit v 22 l 16

  • @tenorman57 You know most of those christian bastards will ignore this right.. they always ignore it... I don't think it's fair that those tools can nit-pick parts of that stupidass book that they agree with and then throw away anything that might contradict itself...

  • Too stupid to understand science, try religion.

  • *cont*

    For since the creation of the world God's invisible attributes-his eternal power and divine nature-have been understood and observed by what he made, so that people are without excuse. - Romans 1:20

  • @ExtantFrodo2 The evidence for God's existence is...everywhere. The fact that we see, hear, and think is proof enough.

    The very fact that we can have a discussion, that we can think and do, the existence of a divine creator is obvious; the evidence is there.

    There are none so blind as those who refuse to see. You refuse to see because you love darkness, and wish to stay there. You justify this by ignoring the obvious.

    *cont*

  • @samuelrosenbalm No, They say stupid shit like that so he cannot, "firmly" be disproven because of that stupid troll logic.. HOWEVER I could say the same thing about the Universe, There was always a universe, it just collapses on itself until it re-expands creating a never ending chain, you can't see it because all energy is broken apart and reorganized. -ShadowTygo 964

  • @samuelrosenbalm You can't waste your time trying to prove something there is no proof of. i.e. God.

  • By denying the undeniable, atheists are cutting themselves off from God. The Holy Spirit, which testifies of Christ. No man may come to the Lord unless the Holy Spirit first draw him. So it is not so much that God's fountain of forgiveness runs out, but rather, the atheists heart is permanently plugged. This is done through the willful ignoring of the Holy Spirit's Testimony. I will not try and prove what is already proven, for if the proof itself won't be accepted, nothing will suffice.

  • @samuelrosenbalm "atheists are cutting themselves off from God" Yes we are cutting ourselves away from a fantasyman who exists only in the minds of weakminded adults and young children... He is NO different from santa claus. " I will not try and prove what is already proven" Nothing you said has EVER been proven. the only thing that is proven is science, and science is disproving so many things from you it's starting to become a satire.

  • I don't waste my time attempting to prove that which is already proven. They're already lost.

    Jesus says, "Every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, but blasphemy of the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven, it is unforgivable."

    What the pharisees were guilty of, Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit, wasn't necessarily committed by speaking outwardly against the Holy Spirit, but rather by rejecting the testimony and proof given by the Holy Spirit. It is a sin of the heart, as Jesus explained.

    *cont*

  • @samuelrosenbalm Jesus can kiss my ass honestly. , "Every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, but blasphemy of the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven, it is unforgivable."

    I want your jesus/God to strike me down THIS VERY MINUTE!

    "and proof given by the Holy Spirit. It is a sin of the heart, as Jesus explained" Proof? What a thousand year old book... written by humans.. with so many flaws it would make steven king rip his own balls off.

  • @shadowtygo Why the hostility?

    Ask yourself something: Why do you expend so much hatred on a God that isn't there? Why do you dedicate yourself to fighting something that doesn't exist? Because He does exist, that's why, and you don't wish that to be so. You love your life to the death, and you will lose it.

    By the way, if the Bible is so full of contradictions, then it should be easy enough for you to toss one up into the conversation so that I can shoot it down.

  • @samuelrosenbalm No I'm fighting you, and your ilk because I have a hatred for stupidity and idiocy of blindly believing in things that don't exist. that is the OPPOSITE of progress and i'm all about progress.

  • @shadowtygo You don't get to say what is or isn't progress. You don't get to decide what other people should or should not believe. You don't have that right.

  • @samuelrosenbalm i find it really upsetting and sad that someone in the 21st century will defend mythical gods like u do i can see y people 2000 years ago believed in them coz they new nothing they thought the earth was flat and didn't no were the sun went at nite and thought earthquakes n volcano's were done by god, the Greeks gave up on Zeus n Scandinavia gave up Thor its time 4 people to give up Jesus, people like u r pathetic and weak and an in my eyes u r an embarrassment to your species

  • @J0nnyCArr I agree, These fools should either learn how the world works or be exterminated.

  • @samuelrosenbalm I'll tell you why... 'cause we are not actually angry or mad at your God, we are pissed about his fan club whom some of the members blue laws, bash people, deny equal rights, diminish science being scientiffically illiterate themselves, put their noses into others people business and try that everybody lives like if they were part of their religion and a huge long list while the rest of the God's fan club says few about it, we do, but hey, we are the bad guys

  • hmph, he talks about the tab at the top when its easier and less destructive to open bananas from the bottom... and because of the monkeys before us, our hands are designed for bananas.

  • Ate bananas too....?

  • Wow. Just....just....wow. You...you know monkeys eat

  • "If you'll study a well made banana-" *writes comment, turns off computer*

  • I wish this guy would explain what God was thinking when he designed the pineapple. I once had a nothing but a plastic fork and this pineapple that I was dying to eat and by no means was that fruit user friendly.

  • LOL WOW

    You're fucking retarded.

    Just like all Christians, you find COINCIDENCES to be PROOF.

  • What about pineapples? They're hard as fuck to eat.

  • @dicknut17 yeah, and hard to fuck

  • @dicknut17 yes and actually much better than bananas!

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  • Okay, Theists answer this.. how come ALL FRUITS AREN'T MADE THAT WAY? I don't recall in your religious texts that bananas were any more important than other fruits..

    (Bananas were MUCH smaller until domestication BTW)

  • @shadowtygo All fruits are made to be conveniently eaten by people. In fact, the earth is fined tuned for human life. You are blind for failing to see that. Truly, your arrogance is astounding.

  • @samuelrosenbalm No They aren't How the hell is a pineapple "convienient"? How come some fruits are poisonous.. The Earth WAS NOT MADE FOR HUMANS Humans adapted to the situation that we're in... You are the blind one, running on faith alone will be your downfall.

    EX: Russians ADAPTED to their cold enviroment, Arabs ADAPTED to their Desert enviroment I could go on forever.. Nothing in this world was MADE for us, we either cultivated it or adapted to it.

  • @samuelrosenbalm There are actually fruits that are poisonous and would instantly kill yo ... lol

  • LOL this actually made me laugh out loud! Im laughing while typing. He actually believes what he's saying LOL

  • aaaand monkeys have the same hand design. and apes. and ALL humanoids.

  • @andrewtucker94 What is your point? I don't see one. Right after WW2 people thought it was healthy to expose yourself to radiation, would that mean if they lived then they would expose themselves to radiation? They could have been atheists if the wanted, they just chose to not be atheists. Me: 1 you: 0

  • So If pick up a brick or open a banana from the other end, am I an Atheist ?

  • think about how perfect the gun fits my hand, and how perfect the bullet fits your brain.

  • @butler234

    Aww shit that's a 5 star post right there!

  • @butler234 "Whoever takes a human life shall surely be put to death."

    Leviticus 24:17

    Signed:

    God.

  • @mishakol129

    pffffhhhhhhhbwahahahaha!

  • @mishakol129 Don't you dare wear two different types of fabric either! (Leviticus 19:19)

  • @Waywardpaladin Not all of the commandments in the Old Testament are required to be kept.

  • @mishakol129 And there you get into trouble when trying to decide where to pick and choose. Leviticus being the holy code governing the priesthood and Israel, not terribly applicable presumably to us Gentiles. (Not to mention Jesus' mentioning of him having fullfilled the law, though not destroying it, Corinthians saying we are to be ministers of the Spirit, not the Law, for the Spirit brings life and Law brings death, etc." Old Testament, God ordered people to murder entire nations

  • @mishakol129 To rip babes from the wombs of those they conquered. Ultimately, Do Unto Others is the baseline you start with and let the Holy Spirit guide you from there, but throwing out Bible verses from the Old Testament doesn't give immediate credibility.

  • @butler234 LMAO! Hahahahaha!!!

  • Well there you have it. Pretty much explains why so many religious guys, catholics and priests are always getting caught with boys bananas and never caught with UCLA cheerleaders! Thanks, but I'll stick to chics and evolution.

  • Apples were god's first prototype. Pineapples were while wasted.

    Monkeys can eat bananas with both hands and feet proving once and for all, monkeys are god's beloved species for whom me made the perfect banana.  All banana eating humans will be smitten to hell for their travesty and apes will once again rule supreme. PoTA 1:12

  • If you study a well made banana's... Well made? This implies poorly made banana's and therefore whoever made bananas is fallible. In actuality man made bananas in the form they currently are and man is fallible. Case Closed.

  • I don't like the taste of banana's. House: 45, God: 0

  • The banana that guy is holding is a genetically altered banana to be bigger and seedless. But if he still wants to play that game: it fits a non-human primate's hands perfectly too!

  • Monkeys opened bananas with their feet on the opposite end before humans.

  • right .. it fits in a humans hand just like a dildo would fit right in you ass !!

  • HAHA, he just helped prove evolution and doesnt even know it. bananas were hear before us. we ate the bananas and there for we adapted to eat them easily.

  • First: I am gay.

    Second: Lets say that i am an atheist cause i dont believe in god, as a progressive thinker i realy dont like to categorize my self.

    Third: The shape of the banana reminds me of a ****, i kind of likes ****s.... I am gay ahhh ahhh ahhh *pointing on you like my hand was a pistol*ahhh ^.-.

    Fourth: In other hand, the banana tastes like shit. That still just makes it more more suited to shove up my bum. Not that i do that, that would be weird o.O, still you get my point?

  • @megawelderguy I suppose Isaac Newton wasn't that smart either. Or Galileo, or Kepler, or Copernicus. Galileo, Kepler, and Copernicus theorized that the Earth was not the center of the universe and two of them actually proved that theory right. Isaac Newton invented calculus. You, sir, have just failed

  • @SkylitDriveFan123

    Have you noticed which era these scientists existed in? Quite a few centuries ago, before it was even really questioned whether there was a God or not.

  • @megawelderguy and you are an complete idiot for thinking that. I am brilliant and have been a Christian my whole life. Most of my friends are also just as smart as me and are Christians. How far is your head shoved up you ass? I'm dying to know.

  • He's not Aussie, he's new zealander. I don't want my country to be associated with crazy evangelicals from across the ditch!!

  • Africans don't even eat it that way HAHAHA fucking idiots!

  • evolution my good sir

    

  • Ah, because we evolved from monkeys?

  • Woah! A banana fits in my hand, god must exist!!!

  • godisjesuschrist,com

  • BANANA: AN EVOLUTIONIST'S WET DREAM. ..don't primates love these things?

  • As soon as that camera turned off he stuck that banana in Kirk's ass. LOL

  • What about a coconut you dumb fuck how easy are they to open??? or are you only using fruit you and your buddy stick up altar boys rectums??? fucking pedo!!!

  • 5 + 5 = GOD!

  • I agree that labels are stupid, but getting them right would be a start.

  • THUMBS UP IF YOUR AN ATHEIST LIKE ME AND THINK EVERY CHRISTIAN THINKS LIKE HIM :D

  • Now that I listen to him again , he is an Aussie.

  • What about the coconut? that is incontinent as F*&^!!!!

  • you know what's even funnier? it fits perfect in an ape hand also. LOLWUT

  • My bannanna is staying in my pants . And it isnt getting peeled anytime soon. Its gotta get all brown and mushy first.

  • oh geeze is this guy dumb. I assumed most britts had alot of brains. I guess they have just as many twittts.

  • @megawelderguy He doesn't sound British to me. I suspect he's an Aussie or Kiwi. I thought it was fairly amusing, not laugh out loud, but a little smile crossed my face. You do realise it wasn't serious don't you?

  • @LeeTubular I sure hope not. Geeze that sounds like something George Bush would say.

  • @megawelderguy He definitely isn't British .... seems a lot of people get the Aussie and Brit accents mixed up. I'm English and he isn't from around here. Though I have to say, there are a fair few idiotic Brits about....

  • @badgerwoman88 Yea but us Americans have cornered the market on dumbasses. Hell we elect them to be president.

  • @megawelderguy Aw I like Obama. Bush, on the other hand.....

    Have to give it to you, America does produce some special people.

  • @badgerwoman88 Obama is extremely smart , but congress will only let him do so much. Ron Paul 2012

  • @megawelderguy Exactly, I'm glad to find yet another YouTube viewer that helps restore my faith in humanity! Ron Paul 2012!

  • @TheShredworthy I hope Ron gets in . Even if he just closes overseas bases, Ill be happy. Too much waste of money. Most countries dont want us there. Our government is very arrogant.

  • @badgerwoman88 special Ed people .lol

  • @megawelderguy sorry I thought this guy was being another retarded Christian.

  • God must have intended us to live off bananas then.

    /starts peeling orange.

    Ow! It squirted me in the eye - thanks God!

  • ... ha ha ha. I watch this for a good laugh every week or so.

    Next Week : The Coconut

  • Show me that smile, Kirk.

  • When he said it's curved towards the face I literally fell to the floor and rolled around laughing!

  • Dosn't this just prove evolution and the link we have with primates.

  • @HawxKid I was about to say that hahaha.

  • @HawxKid A smart person would think that. But Christians arent that smart.

  • their just organic, edible dildos!

  • if it wasn't a banana it could be a plum, apple, pear, pepper, passion fruit, strawberry, or any other fruit or veg

  • wait, isnt this proof of evolution? the fact that we evolve according to our ever changing environment. As an athiest, my question to you is how are we suppose to have a completely rational conversation with completely irrational people?

  • This means... God wants us to eat bananas!

  • But If I hold the banana with the pointy bit facing the wrong way...then its not perfect at all...and sometimes that end bit falls off. :-(

    However round fruits are always pointing in the right direction!! So they must have been intelligently created not bananas, because I don't have to think how to put it in my mouth!!!! Thank you God!

  • Stop trolling everyone, its obvious that the geometric shape of said banana is proved to induce fear in all religious people. And for your information, his mustache is smashing. Reginald out.

  • A banana, the Christians worst nightmare. Because it is shaped as and can be used as a phallic sex toy. LOL just the way god designed it

  • And Able said unto Cain,

    "Your momma's so fat she doesn't wear a fig leaf, she wears a fig TREE!"

    And Cain did slay his brother.

  • If the sun would rise in the evening and set in the morning then we could not sleep at night and it would be dark all day long. But god is so wise that he made the sun rise in the morning so that we have light all day and set in the evening so that we can sleep. That and the banana- how much more proof do you need!?!

  • @JackhammerJesus I hope you are joking....

  • maybe god should have spent less time designing bananas and more time eradicating famine, disease, war, peadophile priests, etc etc... if they are that sure of their beliefs... they should drown themselves in the lake behind them and go see god in person :)  see how that works out for them.....

  • @casualbreakin first off this is a redundant argument i've seen. i can explain all of that. first off i do believe in god. i also believe that god gave us food to eat i.e. food from nature. Food from nature actually fights disease. Has it ever occurred to you that maybe we are creating disease, war, famine, etc. etc. We are here not to be selfish, we are here to serve god by showing compassion for others. It's called feeding the hungry and locking up crazy pedos.

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  • monkees peel the banana from the other end using the "tab" as a handle...try it this and see how much easier and efficient peeling the banana is...this idiot should do more research

  • Then why do monkeys open the banana from the opposite end?

  • oh good grief! Are these blokes for real?

  • please explain the coconut

  • @qwerty1274 Or the friggin' mango. The mango delicious, but maddening!

  • AND ALMOST NO NUTRIENTS

  • He actually got followers...

  • thats not god, thats evolution making life easier 4 us!!!!

  • I guess 2800+ people see a big mac as being the perfect fit. Way to go fat, obese and idiotic America. no wonder we have such problems here. Logic like this elude even the majoirty of you. I see the responses of the one's that haven't seen there feet in decades! bwahahaha!!!

  • lol you have to laugh at this

  • I love this man...

  • Dicks are also just the right shape for the human mouth.

  • BANANA'S ARE DOMESTICATED THROUGH ARTIFICIAL SELECTION! WHAT A MORON THIS GUY IS

  • Too bad almost every primate eats a banana in a completely different manner.

  • he doesn't even open the banana correctly!

  • Good Luck doing a video on the Pineapple

    

  • @Matheweth Very good answer. Thumbs up!

  • It's definitely the amazing atheists nightmare. I still love him though.

  • His stupidity although is an assault on natural selection, testifies random mutations.

  • ha ha ,chortle , snigger , stupid embarrassing morons.

  • @kingnoodle: You could at LEAST learn to spell ATHEIST. (theos, theism, theocracy, THEIST)

    You're certainly not helping the cause