周星馳笑話2

[calvin311222913]

本身個笑話唔係太好笑, 但係星爺自己一笑我都笑咗出嚟..... >V<

[wang19780909]

2000年在馬祖當兵時.我國中時期的女同學.寄了一封信給我.­信裡除了問後還寫了兩篇笑話給我.其中一則笑話就是星爺所說的

[JinMrRen]

有一個病人看醫生

醫生跟病人說:不好意思，你得了絕症

病人說:下，我還餘下多少時間(命)啊？

之後醫生說:你還餘下十.....

病人急起來搶問:十..十..十...十什麼啊...十年啊..­­­.十個月啊...還是...或者還是十小時啊醫生!!!

接下來醫生說:九、八、七、六....

[alancwwong]

not funny

[tssasroy]

10秒命咋...

哈哈

[Matanuva135]

有一個病人看醫生

醫生跟病人說:不好意思，你得了絕症

病人說:下，我還餘下多少時間(命)啊？

之後醫生說:你還餘下十.....

病人急起來搶問:十..十..十...十什麼啊...十年啊..­­.十個月啊...還是...或者還是十小時啊醫生!!!

接下來醫生說:九、八、七、六....



[Matanuva135]

dislike... but i realy sorry... you fail!

[tszhok]

好有許冠文的影子.



[MsInsectsKiller]

Very cute !

[registerfunUTUBE]

這是喜劇之王 蝦碌vcd

[manhoiyanyan]

好可愛;

[Rex94lee]

10秒= =......

果然係好野,咁都諗到



[TanYongZai]

haha

[chunmei38]

笑了

[jacky761321]

有人可以翻譯成國語嗎

[TEAMdynacom]

@jacky761321

话说有一天有个病人去看病，然后那医生就告诉病人说：“很抱歉，­经检验之后证实你已罹患了绝症。”

然后那病人就很恐慌的问了：“医生，那么我还剩下多长的时间？”

当那医生正回答了一句“你还剩下十..."的当儿就被那病人很迫­不及待的打断了..

病人：“医生，十~~十什么才对呢？到底是十年呢？还是十个月呢­？亦或者是十小时呢？

就当那病人在喋喋不休的时候只听见医生在说：“九，八，七，六，­五........."

以上是本人把粤语翻译成华语的说法。还有，很抱歉是因为本人不是­来自中港台，所以不称之为“国语”。如果觉得翻译得不正确，请纠­正。谢谢。



[mat8612]

Chinnese are realy funny

[fung2818]

就算一個唔好笑既笑話,但係由星爺講出黎 神情 語氣 動作 都會帶動個氣氛 由佢講 我唔覺得好爛

[Sinanthropus]

hahaha

i like it

[ArchboldCha]

請各位別拘泥笑話內容。。。

[hvfunlol]

串緊李力持

[yuenfeiho]

@hvfunlol 點解?

[hvfunlol]

@yuenfeiho 唔係話我叻過你

不過呢d係要有整古人既悟性先睇得出

32-35 秒 d表情同動作擺到明係玩野, 不過串得黎又唔係話要反面果隻

唔知你明唔明

[Matanuva135]

笑吾出......

[Breadsister]

笑吾出......

[MisaTiong]

星爷简直是我的神～

[hililaya]

病人問十年 十個月定十個鐘個時都差不多夠鐘啦

[RYANMOW]

ur voice makes everybody laughs.no matter how boring ur joke is it will still be funny man

[MrJames0904]

叫溫超扮星爺 講笑話啦!!!

[PTnngx]

不错啊~~呵呵

[super10style]

医生`真高明。。。

[angelzing2008]

stephen chow, definitely a legend in chinese entertainment world...

love Him....

[2000CStyle]

就是只剩10秒鐘

[Xplenovo]

屌,,,好撚鍾意星爺呀....

星爺我永久支持你..

[lscyuyu]

it wasnt that funny but i was more focussed on watching him than the joke xDD

[fanfanchau]

可能呢個笑話係果時係好新既,話哂段片都咁多年前

[yang1456]

個病人仲有10秒就死

[hszuhsuan]

I just like the way he talked....so cute~

[TheIncompletepuzzle]

有個病人看醫生,醫生說他患了絕症...

病人問他還有多少時日?

醫生說你還有十...

但病人太心急脫口而出,到底是十年?十日還是十小時啊?

然後醫生繼續說,9,8,7,6...

[luanging]

聽不懂,可以請人翻譯一下嗎

[JOEYSHOW643]

好好笑~~~

[9514kevin2055]

10.....987654321,^^

[MegaLoverbunny]

i dont understand

[u44444444]

haha

[x32145699x]

10秒9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0 88啦!!

[geminitoni]

唔理系乜笑話，只要系星爺黎講已經笑左

[ShawnWo0]

笑死人

[1328vincent]

剩下10秒9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0升天了...­.

[janette0830]

he doesnt think it's funny, neither do the rest of the people in the video, they only laughed because 李力持published these jokes, and thought they were funny...everyone was just taking the piss of 李力持

[Happypowerup]

我覺得ｏｋ

[emiltsuimunsang]

好笑既唔單只係個內容

而係星爺既表情同語氣

[abcpig33]

有人知道這是幾年前的影片嗎@@?

星爺當時好年輕啊 !

[be21ea1]

但係入面好多人笑...

可能當時來講  好好笑--"

[babugal]

I love the way he tells the joke, it's funny the way he said it!!!!!=)

[audreygetstuck]

i don't understand!!!

[rickyphu]

so the thing is the sick guy thought he had more time u know like 10....years...months.....days.­..etc, but the the doctor start counting down 10..9...8... so the sick dude is about to die that's the whole joke basically

[MasterMeify]

@rickyphu

nah thats not the joke. the joke is that 李力持 published this joke itself. this joke is not funny at all which is why it's funny.

[MJxLowmovtion]

what the fxxx

[demilvicrz]

笑左

[05137okt]

不好笑

[LingQiSa]

媽丫...10秒也作得出來..笑死我了

[zx785612]

沒化妝的星星也很帥  ！

[a09873599]

冇得頂!

[r3229938]

呢個係好多年前得囉

大家年代笑點不一樣

[finalcloud5072]

LOL I'll remember this joke and tell it to my friends.

[a171710]

好像有另一種版本

醫生跟絕症病人說:我有一個壞消息跟好消息你要聽哪個?

病人:好消息先吧!

醫生:你還有三天的壽命

病人:還有什麼比這個更壞的消息?

醫生:我前天忘記告訴你了。。。。。。

[clay0325]

还好有翻译

[andy192764]

10秒

[303740265]

听不懂，能不能帮忙 小翻一下啊！？

[Jason123171]

我帮你翻一下吧.

有个病人去看医生,

医生说他患了绝症.

然后病人问医生他自己还有多久日子..

医生就10

然后病人便急不及待问.是10年?10个月还是10天..这时医­生就說..

10.9.8.7.6...

明白吗?

[303740265]

谢谢你啊！！哈哈 哈哈。。。

[leonbut]

十秒啊!

[ooiwanjun]

what he say??

[leondelai]

now THIS is funny

[JGN5031]

听唔明就唔好笑啦。。。

听得明，直头笑翻肚~~

笑到顶唔顺，哈哈哈哈~~~

[hehehahaac]

齋講唔好笑,不過睇戲有呢種橋段就正..!

[alphone168]

他去上厕所去了吗？

[Aznproz]

LOL, actually he has 10 secs left!!!

HAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

[tragic4eva]

hahaha.. the jokes not funny.. but when he laughs and talks.. it just makes me laugh.. his so cute

[sukisuyanz]

u're correct... i think the jokes consider funny but only depends on who n how dey tel da joke

[huileeyap]

几好笑下

[TianpingWang]

听不懂。。。。。

[skylinevsmr4]

有幾好笑.......

[skylinevsmr4]

有幾好笑.......

[janicexu]

hahahaha

[dongrodQQ]

難笑...

[guanpinpin]

我要翻譯啦!!!!

[changyuanhao]

我可以。你听不懂吗？

[JayZed]

yes please

[changyuanhao]

话说有个病人去看医生，医生告诉病人他患了癌症。

病人：那...那...医生，那我还有多久时间？

医生：你还有十.....

病人太心急还没听完医生说就抢着讲，

病人:十..十年啦？十个月啦？还是十个钟？ 医生！！

然后医生继续说,

医生：九，八，七，六，.....

周星弛：哈哈哈！！这个笑话好好笑的噢。

[JayZed]

超感谢你！！！

挺好笑。

[wonghonchung1]

照推算醫生大約數到6，條友仔已經瓜柴，因為l0之後比佢呀﹍左­幾秒﹍

[jeff999556]

誰能幫我翻譯一下？

[yesyes2006]

不好笑。

[YangJoVee]

Every time I watch, I laugh when Stephen Chow cracks up at the end of the joke :-D

It doesn't matter how old the joke is, or if it isn't very funny, just the way Stephen Chow presents it is enough to make you laugh. Stephen Chow rules!

[akyeren]

那个医生是结巴的，还没数完病人就吓死了。

[NuEISheN]

lmao...9 8  7...

[zhengyishabi]

真是搞笑

[wongP90]

lol haha

[cuttieg2gwatch]

哈，，

[waifat]

= =

[8866778888]

hahahahahaa

[fuck61910203]

哈哈..笑死- -''

[richechhin]

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[pollycowboy]

This is really funny!

[kie520]

唔好笑都唔播出黎la= ="

[Jodic522]

笑到卡卡聲..哇卡卡卡

[PrincessBecciii]

lol even is the joke itself isnt funny, as long is is told by stephen chow himself it always is :)

[bosizhiye]

听不懂：（

谁能帮我翻译下，please~~~

[kerrykiwi]

there was a patient asking the doctor how much time did he have left to live..the doctor was lyk "ten" and the patient was very impatient he was "ten what?!ten years?ten...ten hours? ten what??" and the doctor kept on "nine..eight...seven...six..."

[bosizhiye]

haha,this is really funny.thank you for your translation.:)

[kerrykiwi]

no thanks=] im pleased tht english learnt to type and write chinese

[makannow]

thanks for the translation

[cyber0202]

厲害！！！ 哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。

[toiletmaniac]

LOL that was so freakin' funny!!!!!

[pokochu]

The way he told the joke made me laugh. Not the joke itself...

[cowengus]

so funny lah!! i like him very much!! support him 4ever!!

[gundaman02]

Amazing

[oOshwansOo]

aiya... i know this joke already T.T

anyway, i like to see how stephen present the joke ^.^

[roy119]

haha..after 10 second that guy will die...

[l01208]

damn gag

[whatisyummy]

hahaha....funny...love him

[yh2626]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, FUNNY!

[bmrgjane]

HA HA HA HA HA HA.....

[Nani101]

LOL hilarious, but it's so sad XD

[junehehe]

er...anyone can translat this clip..plzT.T

[s018354]

there was a sick guy at the hospital the doctor said u hav 10 of lifetime, the sick guy said 10 wat, 10 years? or 10 months or wat..and the doctor said 9, 8, 7...end.

[life1992]

King of Comedy! Yeah!

[devilicious520]

hahaha

love stephen chow

funny guy

[jochow12]

hahaha.

but i dun get it.

what so funny about counting down from 10?

[joanne0824]

it means only 10 seconds left

[RollerGuyXP]

that guy gonna die in 10 sec

[mandyhee]

wah mean sia??

[wthehell2201]

都幾無奈....根攪笑....= =

[life1992]

Hahaha

[lamjeremywoods]

LOL

[kingrock23iwgp]

LMFAO xD

[kurasensei101]

lol where did you get these clips?

[yajennifer]

:Dsteven is so cute!

but omg i don't get what he is saying

can someone who understand cantonese please translate?

[newonda27]

basically a doctor tells a patient whos been sick for awhile that he has "10" left to live...the patient is weary of being sick and wants to kno what the 10 means...be it 10 years, 10 months, etc...then the doctor starts counting down in seconds =)

[yajennifer]

hahahaahaa

THX! ;)

[abcilovesyz]

i've heard that one, alot a lot a lot A LOTTTT....

BUT they usually start with 3

don't they?