Let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
My favorite dialouge ever. My friend is also a Big Lebowski nut so we do this exchange all the time. I also like to just randomly say 'That fffffffffffffffuckin' bitch man...'
But there is no 'smart one' in the Big Lebowski. And giving Donatello Donnie's lines from the movie seems like a logical step, like Mikey as The Dude and prickly Raphael as Walter. The best one has to be Splinter as 'the' Jesus Quintana.
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MrRock345 4 months ago
this deserves a spot on my favorites.
captain9nine9 9 months ago
Nobody fucks with the jesus = Classic when said by splinter!
1baddecepticon 9 months ago
Alamo Drafthouse The Big Lebowski special event preshow sent me here.
Gazurella 1 year ago
Of COURSE Michelangelo is the Dude. :)
Pawikan303 1 year ago
I love how not only do they fit the voices well, but Raphael actually calls Donatello "Donnie."
Coincidence? I think not.
Daibron 1 year ago
i like the way each turtles fits the character thier playing, specially in regards to the dude and walter :)
Langly06 1 year ago
Do I have to be the asshole to say that those pizzas have no where near enough cheese on them?
jafrocubic 1 year ago 29
HAhah Splinter is teh Jesus.
staphinfection 1 year ago
@staphinfection he's even dressed the same
thatguyfromthething 1 year ago 3
"and the walrus"
ewanjf 1 year ago
haha wow. The best show and the best movie ever put together in one clip. Priceless
tommyboy31885 1 year ago
The walrus was paul
joeardinger1111 2 years ago
That tears it; I MUST see "The Big Lebowski". XD X3
TurnAGundam 2 years ago
The Big Lebowski + TMNT = WIN
hardcorefrokid 2 years ago 4
LMFAO the ending was the best
m15t4k3n 2 years ago 2
Oh man this is as funny as hell!
MDthornton83 2 years ago
holy shit!! best movie ever dubbed over best cartoon ever!! LOVE IT!!!
whoopimom 2 years ago
nice!
ipwnzj00 2 years ago
I am the walrus.
GarBear7G 2 years ago
Shut the Fuck up, Donnie! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
UltimateThanos 2 years ago
what the fuck is he talkin about?
Redgrant80 2 years ago
I AM THE WALRUS.
LuisTheWiser 2 years ago
thsi is definetly the best shit ive seen in weeks!!! fucking hilarius!!! this one gets be best 5 stars ive ever given out!
LPJAY08 2 years ago
"shut the fuck up donnie!" lmao....works perfectly with tmnt...
dustinrlawrence 2 years ago 4
That was great.
DemonHobo95 2 years ago
genius!!!
capteboz12 2 years ago
Poor Leo, he has nothing to say :(
kc86er 2 years ago 2
splinter is awesome^^
UlyssesMcFuck 2 years ago
Dude, that last part with Splinter as Jesus... priceless
ThatGreenDude 2 years ago
They should definitely get John Tuturro to voice Splinter in the new film.
MonsieurJimjams 2 years ago 2
i am the walrus.
disturbedisgayashell 2 years ago
me too! and btw...this is a fantastic lebowski audio-over.
Joe32886 2 years ago
"shut the fuck up donny" hahahahaha genius :-D
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LordFacemunch99 2 years ago
haha they sold those tmnt movies at BK, i know cuz i bought a couple of them
DanRules89 2 years ago
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Knele92King 2 years ago
haha nice dude!
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ofu812 3 years ago
oh my got this sounds totally like it was from the big lebowski movie!
RabbitHolocaust 3 years ago
RabbitHolocaust, you are out of your element.
RoadieDalton 2 years ago
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
LMFAO!
buffiexoh 3 years ago 4
lol hilarious well-lip synced
thedude346 3 years ago 3
Is this your homework, patmorita1 ?
KIUTYPE 3 years ago
You're killing your father, KIUTYPE!
GeddyYeti2112 2 years ago
holy shit ... that was...
BabieshatetheBible 3 years ago
"I am the walrus"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY"
DietSoap3 3 years ago 4
Very funny.
blik879 3 years ago 2
Both of you are right lol
8DiagramsOfDeath 3 years ago
Really well done.
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beepbob255 3 years ago
brilliant
EcrossH 3 years ago
say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, dude, at least its an ethos
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carboxx 3 years ago
I like the rat: nobody fucks with the jesus :D
manubanu 3 years ago
LOL classic pairing!
Check out my shiz yo
Tyrow 3 years ago
"I am the walrus."
"That... fuckin'... Bitch."
"Nobody fucks with the jesus!"
MegaSpiderMan 3 years ago 3
OMG!!! the ending fucking ruled nobody fucks with the jesus
drublefizz0014 3 years ago
excellent !
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deathstar17 3 years ago
And Donny is actually Donny, I love it!
Omaru1982 3 years ago 4
stfu Donatello,lol ;)
sleepwookie 3 years ago 2
Let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
thewastelandemperor 3 years ago
I'm sorry I wasn't listening..
JohnACorp782 3 years ago 5
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.
thewastelandemperor 3 years ago 3
danyelle, i decided to take my commenting else where.
i know, i should do the same. i love me them boobies!!!
-mary
FunBrunett08 3 years ago
I ONLY HAVE ONE WORD TO SAY~ AWeSOmE!
milhousezchick 3 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY.
PsychoJosh 3 years ago 4
and tomorro ve com and cut off your chonson
bengalisch 3 years ago
Excuse me?
I SAID WE CUT OFF YA CHONSON!!!!!
Chonson 3 years ago
Nobody is going to cut off your Johnson dude, not if I have anything to say about it
Cinemaniac7 3 years ago
ve'll stomp on it and sqvish it!
Meehanataro 3 years ago
My favorite dialouge ever. My friend is also a Big Lebowski nut so we do this exchange all the time. I also like to just randomly say 'That fffffffffffffffuckin' bitch man...'
Cinemaniac7 3 years ago
LOL
sarajevokid11 3 years ago
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chriskeen84 3 years ago 5
koo koo kachooo
thorney123 3 years ago
Splinter says "nobody fucks with the jesus" MUWAHAHAHHAA!
rocknflip66 4 years ago 4
I'm the walrus!
DrClay999 4 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK DONNY!... V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Illich Ulyanov!
RobBobMarley 4 years ago 2
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
OMG
satsudjinn 4 years ago 4
He's a fucking pervert Dude. lol
cbough88 4 years ago
8 year olds dude.
krevok 4 years ago
What's a pederass?
Cinemaniac7 3 years ago
shut the fuck up donny
RobBobMarley 3 years ago 6
.....Eight year olds, dude.
GeddyYeti2112 3 years ago
The guy's crackin'...
JohnACorp782 3 years ago
the freak can roll..
nagoosk 3 years ago 2
Awesome!!! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Illich Ulyanov! Nice job peacing that together!
scottmance 4 years ago
Fuckin' A!
ThatsIncredible07 4 years ago
Fuckin' Aye, Man!!!
ShyteKreek46 4 years ago
I am the walrus
Shut the fuck up Donny!
gydorack 4 years ago
the jesus part at was great lmao
freedom232x 4 years ago 2
Brilliantly done! Perfect mashup of sound and image, man...thanks for posting!!!
paxpaul 4 years ago
Absolutely hilarious.
thewarnole 4 years ago
hahahaha
that has to be one of the funniest things iv ever seen
sezthemank 4 years ago 15
that was just fuckin legend
nobody fucks with the jesus
pockets81791 4 years ago 5
OMFG! GOLD!
gokuson86 4 years ago
he was saying lennin's name. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov aka Vladimir Lennin first premire of the soviet union.
walrusonion 4 years ago
good job on making donatello Donny
walrusonion 4 years ago
Jesus! Splinter was fucking incredible man! Kudos!
SteamMachine 4 years ago 2
I am the walrus...
I am the Walrus...
I am the Walrus...
"SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY!"
c4mpincarl 4 years ago
D.I Lenin! Ladamir Ilianic Ulianov!!
panickingjuggler 4 years ago
lol using Donny as Donny.
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dopestr33t 4 years ago
no body fuck with the jesus lmfao!!! total gold man gold.
syren345 4 years ago
this is fn gold omg a little to many bad words.
syren345 4 years ago
you've never seen the movie? it says fuck like over 400 times.
walrusonion 4 years ago
okay the splinter scene is just great.
1schwererziehbar1 4 years ago
don't fuck with the jesus
hot2trot567 4 years ago
Make that...The Dude abides. ;)
AaronCookdotCom 4 years ago
Ha ha, nice! The Dude abide.
AaronCookdotCom 4 years ago
Fucking awsome the big lebowski is one of my favortie movies
moviebuff3000 4 years ago
agreed^^
killerbee2k 4 years ago
just great even pretty good synch, whaha
beertjespoes 4 years ago
ALEX IF YOUR WATCHING THIS SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST NIGGA. red bawls
heyitsmechode 4 years ago
nobody fucks with the jesus
heyitsmechode 4 years ago
LOL! This is gold, man! Gold!
juomelbig 4 years ago
OMFG YES!!! u just made my morning dude
sausagenmuff 4 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha hilarious
Sully5486 4 years ago
hahahahahaha!!! dude that rocked@!!!!
TheDean25 4 years ago
That fucking bitch!!!!!!!!
jefferyakathedude 4 years ago
How come Leo doesn't speak in any of these?
ExplorerDS6789 4 years ago
i thought that was fuckin funny. the film is too
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l0v3scar 4 years ago
John Goodman as Ralph! lol
julianlow83 4 years ago
hahahahahahahahah
LostJerich 4 years ago
boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
viddipetur93 4 years ago
Jeff Bridges? as Michaelangelo. Wow!
JohnnyGustafsson 4 years ago
i'm a the walrus! LOL!
T82486 4 years ago
hahaha so funny!
y0hallabak 4 years ago
Haha, awesome. <3
BrokenHeartedPirate 4 years ago
One with the "fucking toe" line would be great. Or even "fuck a stranger in the ass" Heh heh, imagine bashing Foot Ninja to that.
FreezerKing 4 years ago
That fuckin' sucked. The Big Lebowski was funny, but how is dubbing onto Ninja Turtles?
astrotrain21 4 years ago
That fuckin bitch.
GeddyYeti2112 4 years ago
"I am the Walrus" XD
CatYellowRanger 4 years ago
hah splinter
dinoboss 4 years ago
think your next video through more thoroughly. donatello is the "smart one."
tonyscare 4 years ago
But there is no 'smart one' in the Big Lebowski. And giving Donatello Donnie's lines from the movie seems like a logical step, like Mikey as The Dude and prickly Raphael as Walter. The best one has to be Splinter as 'the' Jesus Quintana.
JeroenK 4 years ago
HAH! nice! 5/5
rwp80 4 years ago
LOL own!
Lacolith 4 years ago
hilarious!
capteboz12 4 years ago
More please!!!
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tiger201 4 years ago
hahaha fuckin jesus the rat!
shotgunbilley 4 years ago
dont fuck with the jesus looooooooooool
SnipeZ850 4 years ago
yes jesus!
KariKiljunen 4 years ago
weak
grytpype 4 years ago
Hahaha, this is my new favourite YouTube video ever. Classic.
manlytalks 4 years ago
you had the timing pretty good, but the end just killed it, I'm still laughing.
MBRHIndustries 4 years ago
haha... Splinter looks exactly like Jesus ^^
neals0r 4 years ago
Ha ha ha funny
KillerZeven 4 years ago
Funniest part is at the end with Splinter.
MegaFanatic187 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
macrossjs 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAH this vid made my day holy shit hahahahaha.. fuck, bless who ever made this hahahaha
jesserai 4 years ago
OMFG I LOOOOOVE IT!!!
kriss27nirvana 4 years ago
lol lol lol thats fucking great thats helerious
NikkisTemptation 4 years ago
Dude how freakin appropriate for Raph to be the one who repeatedly drops the F Bomb, LMAO!
LoganMarvel 4 years ago
One of the greatest movies and one of the greatest cartoons. Fan-fucking-tastic
cnelson01 4 years ago
yeah xD
FjelloRosello 4 years ago
Fuckin' hilarious
Darkit2099 4 years ago
Nobody fucks wid 'Da Jesus'!!!
Amz149 4 years ago
THis movie is sweet
mrkenjisan 4 years ago
I Am The Walrus. Fuckin funny as hell.
tnpsychobilly 4 years ago
That was fucking funny, man!
MegaFanatic187 4 years ago
lmfao. awesome
dreamer856 5 years ago
Pure Genius
tjs1403 5 years ago
"That fu- ... Shut the FUCK UP, Donny, V. I. Lenin, Vladimir Illyich Ulyanov!"
"...what the fuck is he talking about, Dude?"
N720MF 5 years ago
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus!
JONWIN90 5 years ago
oh boy.. too funny
obtusethevague1 5 years ago
HHAHahahahahahahhHAhAHAhahHAHaHahahahahHAha pure genius
poltronafrau 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHH
kingmeehanthewicked 5 years ago
it's great,lebowski turtles rules
dres2kill71 5 years ago
anyone happen to catch that Donnie was played by Donatello? haha
sselig 5 years ago
Yup, I was just about to write that..LoL! Great minds think alike =o)
RocknBowler23 5 years ago
Or that 'The Dude' was played by Michelangelo the 'Party Dude' and Walter was Raphael the turtle with attitude? :D
abaddon84 4 years ago
omfg...now my life is complete! TUBULAR, DUDE!
sweetnmo 5 years ago
I am the walrus. Fucking brilliant.
emirenfield 5 years ago
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus!
znathanson 5 years ago
Brilliant!
apacheLB 5 years ago
That was a great one. The ending made me laugh so fuckin hard
licalee 5 years ago
love it. love it love it love it.
rainedallnight 5 years ago
HAHAHA
onedayaway 5 years ago
LOL
spike007980 5 years ago
mikey is the perfect dude hahaha
geoffodensos 5 years ago