"you cant be gone from one place and show up so when you turn up, ur never missin, and when your missin, u never turn up!" "unless... u a zombie!" lol some funny stuff there!!! ;)
So when you turn up your never missin and when your missin you never turn up unless......you a zombie.........damn thats some pausible shit right there...........yea man im ganna put that on myspace .........yea ......boom boom BOOM!
wait how da hell u turn up missing...because no one knows where u are wen they realize u aint dare...so u tellin me that u can appear and disappear at da same time...naw u cant disappear nd appear at da same time the bitch aint David Copperfield...but u cant disappear and show up somewhere else in time so when u turn up ur never missing and wen ur missing u never turn up...unless yu a zombie!...DAYUM yu should blog about dat...naw imma put that on Myspace...u do it den LMFAO
those guys r my favorite charicters!!in all the movies there so funny lol!!this is my favoirite part of the movie!! lol "so when ur missin u nvr turn up!"
DAMN!! funniest movie scene ive ever seen whats the name of tht big black guy, hes such a pisser! oh and tht little guy is the jamaican dude from 40 year old virgin
years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
hello my name is vanessa gorgan. i was killed by a man 3 years ago, and now i am back to kill. if i show up in your room tonight with bleeding eyeballs and a slashed throat, dont be alarmed, im just coming to kill you. PASTE THIS ON 10 VIDEOS OR I WILL COME FOR YOU IN 18 DAYS. didnt start it
C. J.: Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Mahalik: Unless... you a zombie.
C. J.: Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
LMFAO when the girl says nice leg.
EricaHolloway2009 2 weeks ago
@EricaHolloway2009 nice lay :)
vlacocabios 5 days ago
@vlacocabios oh. lol
EricaHolloway2009 4 days ago
xD
Bloodead100 1 month ago
DAHITE LOL
Xboxlove1 1 month ago
Lol
rylinx 2 months ago
@capocopkilla123 tooshay
izy12345678910 2 months ago
Lmao they're Hilarious xD And i still don't know how you turn up missing. Smh
SourrLemonsxD 2 months ago
Hahaha I love that handshake
Crustyfrank69 2 months ago
the bitchh ain't david copperfield !!! xD jajajaja this scene is great !!!
60apo 3 months ago
UNLESS... YOU A ZOMBIE
quote of the movie.
NoNiceNamesLeft 3 months ago
The bitch ain't David Copperfield!!!
JayJayDraven 4 months ago
you should blog dat shit
IndieSniping 4 months ago
lmao XD
BlueRose278 4 months ago
hwo press dislike is a zombie
rosianuvaly 4 months ago
This aint David Copperfield!!!
TheFallout3902 5 months ago
18 zombie
mahras1 5 months ago
Ima put this on mocospace lol:D
ovooman 5 months ago
haha funnyjunk brought me here!
capacopkilla123 5 months ago
@capacopkilla123
faggot
polarbear0wat 3 months ago
@polarbear0wat haters gonna hate ^^
capacopkilla123 3 months ago
Damn that's some plausible shit right there.
U gotta a blog that shit! Yeah man. Im a put that on myspace
izy12345678910 5 months ago
Im Gonna Put That On MySpace!!
TehDaave 6 months ago
@TehDaave Myspace.Lol.
poweranger56 6 months ago
@poweranger56 Nooo... Thats Is What He Said.
TehDaave 6 months ago
im puttin that shit on myspace
shoootout7 6 months ago
thumbs up if u a zombie and u show up in places by disappearing!
ragajr95 7 months ago
Lol
MrAnimeking18 8 months ago
Lmao...Myspace.
anascorpio 8 months ago
these two are philosophers!
bookworm1138 8 months ago 18
ima put that on myspace lol
chuy14nene 9 months ago
18 people turned up missing
Junokaii 9 months ago
Lol "the bi*ch ain't David Copperfield!"
elroho24 9 months ago
The two guys are the best in this movie
SeaMonkee101 9 months ago
Haha the beginning "God, i hate my job" *Plays the crane-handle-grab game* hahaha
kunigas123 10 months ago
"you cant be gone from one place and show up so when you turn up, ur never missin, and when your missin, u never turn up!" "unless... u a zombie!" lol some funny stuff there!!! ;)
hackysak6 10 months ago 2
what rats
darkNovaskar 10 months ago
every time these two nigahs do a movie together they always arguing bout the most dumbest shyt ! like the one with the rats,lol
MeMyselfandtweety 11 months ago
DAHITE DAHITE DAHITE ....lol wtf was
XxSORT3RxX 11 months ago 12
how the hell you turn out missin??! cuz nobody knows where u r when they realize you aint there! LMFFAAOO!! MY FAV PART OF THE MOVIE(:
MadamLambert 1 year ago
unless you a zombie...DAMB!
ANT559USMC 1 year ago
ima put that in myspace
bwlj19 1 year ago
this is the best part ever
CheeseAssassin1 1 year ago
So when you turn up your never missin and when your missin you never turn up unless......you a zombie.........damn thats some pausible shit right there...........yea man im ganna put that on myspace .........yea ......boom boom BOOM!
lilhops12 1 year ago
Imma put that shit on twitteh
tonyt0ny 1 year ago
Looooooooooooolll lol.
tonyt0ny 1 year ago
Dayam!! That's some plausible shit right there!
killmychick 1 year ago
17 turned into a zombie and got the shit kicked out of them by cj
coltonopsahl24 1 year ago 4
damn that´s some quantic shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheWilliamTV 1 year ago
@TheWilliamTV i think he said pasumal(Spelled wrong)
leonidas231 1 year ago
So when ya turn up your never missing and when you missing you never turn up
leprechaun81atx 1 year ago
Ayy ayy don't talk about d d dat shit that's real
iiCAMMYi 1 year ago
i love this movie and this is my favorite part of all time nothing can beat it :D
heechuloppa85 1 year ago
Unless you a zombie HAHAHA
NoPanic1996 1 year ago
umma put that on facebook
91Thirdkill 1 year ago 2
lmaooo kevin hart is the funny guy alive lmao
baller5818 1 year ago
scary movie 3 faggot......
cobbfilms22 1 year ago
Love these discussions! LOOL xD
specially when the short black dude says "damn" xD
tiagocampos26 1 year ago
they are fighting about everyting
blueboy56ify 1 year ago
yo ima put that on myspace!
isnt myspace like dead now?
soccerpimp3825 1 year ago
haha i just realized that he is kevin hart
promnight19 1 year ago
XD!
The bitch aint david copperfeild!
HannasAdrenalineRush 1 year ago
they are dumb
louiemuhammad 1 year ago
'Ima put that on myspace" haha
oOBulletsaint 1 year ago
i just love it :D:D:D UNLESS! ... you a zombie :P genius :D
lonnekuh 1 year ago
thats some plausable shit right there you should blog about it lol
shalllowfile 1 year ago
wait how da hell u turn up missing...because no one knows where u are wen they realize u aint dare...so u tellin me that u can appear and disappear at da same time...naw u cant disappear nd appear at da same time the bitch aint David Copperfield...but u cant disappear and show up somewhere else in time so when u turn up ur never missing and wen ur missing u never turn up...unless yu a zombie!...DAYUM yu should blog about dat...naw imma put that on Myspace...u do it den LMFAO
littlenicebaby12 1 year ago 4
DAYUM!!! LMFAO
littlenicebaby12 1 year ago
I demand another scary movie of this caliber
tiemedown 1 year ago 2
zombie! dat shit there thas real!
MikoYuukiSama 1 year ago
I put this on my myspace lol
DivineSniper54 1 year ago
this shit funny!!! haha..sittin on da toilet!! lmao
McShizzleBerry 1 year ago
funnnyy
SuperRudy94 1 year ago
hahahaha lol
1:13 to the end of the video
ima put that on myspace
AHorrorProduction 1 year ago
lmao 1:09 ftw
hellfire5670 1 year ago
lol its a good point i never did get that saying
BlackKat226 2 years ago
LOL!!!
EYEDOLL89 2 years ago
Unless... you're a zombie!
DjMontana42X 2 years ago 76
Hahaha, that's hilarious!
Afterschave 2 years ago
@DjMontana42X hahaha amen
oOBulletsaint 1 year ago
@DjMontana42X unless. YOU a zombie!!
JAV13R702 1 year ago
@DjMontana42X Dayum!
ShtikMahn 7 months ago
@DjMontana42X nonononono. "unless YOU a zomby"
kcpoynter 6 months ago
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD nuts
idrispower 2 years ago
loool. but i like the "you can't go to bed dead" one better
MikeHall683 2 years ago
the hand shake is just the funnyiest thing ever
ged246 2 years ago
Lol I gonna put tht on myspac
babbygurlhbk12 2 years ago
get hype get hype get hype
dylan6480 2 years ago 3
ending was hella funny
dannybagoo 2 years ago
IF you turn up you aint missing
nd if your missing you never turn up......
UNLESS YOUR A ZOMBIE!.......DAYUM!
thats the best part hahaha,,,IMA PUT THAT ON MYSPACE hahaha
brownside93 2 years ago
0:10 to 0:11 omg hilarious
tonyagto 2 years ago
"The Bitch aint David Copperfield!." LMao.
RustyyNuttz 2 years ago 2
0:28 - 1:15
LMAO
lola132853 2 years ago
lol i like scary movie 4
dey aw ways n dere own world tryna prove who rite tew each other
DAYUMSHEBAD21 2 years ago
"unles..youre a zombie.."
"DAYUM!"
Jmort2008 2 years ago 2
at 0:26 lol
thegreatB05 2 years ago
HAHA the chest bump at the end was hilarious
DEWMASTER25 2 years ago
ok wat ever
crystallynn12 2 years ago
"unless...you a zombie"
BEST PART! the whole "waking up dead" was better bu this one was good to.. ha ha
jessica4hever 2 years ago
0:08 lmao
Yankees1356 2 years ago
lmao how can they keep a stright face,its impossible with me
kingadalou 2 years ago 3
Yes genius his name is anthony anderson he came out in a lot of movies
ABE4893 2 years ago
This is featured on Random crap for us to watch at mont3999's sleepover! The Sleep is over August 7th!
nickabenson 2 years ago
Imma put that on MySpace :P
Bolagna123 2 years ago 3
unless! you a zombie :D lmfao
twoface2011 2 years ago 4
LOL these guys are so funny with thier arguments xD
P4infulDu3ling 2 years ago 3
The argument I liked most was in Scary Movie 3 about waking up dead, I laughed like for an hour. LOL
pello777 2 years ago 37
0:10 lol
NichoXD 2 years ago 4
haha. "I hate my job" and his playing it on the machine :DDD
kunigas123 2 years ago
CJ is always right in these arguments.... he just doesnt know it yet
donjk88 2 years ago
"Unless.... You a zombie."
Sexy18Liteskin 2 years ago 2
DAMN!
xXguitarpsychoXx 2 years ago 2
zombies this is so funny and retarded @ the same time
cardness 2 years ago
funny stuff 4 real zombies haliarious
cardness 2 years ago
0:09
hika hika hike LOL
xClearReflection 2 years ago
Hes saying "get hype"
lazyboy419 2 years ago
how the hell you goin to hear a zombie goin through your trash! lol this is hilliarious!!
ctrott101 2 years ago
dude, do they always have "discussions" like this. lol
KourtneyJonasFan1995 2 years ago 3
i put that on myspace
gatorfan021 2 years ago
the bitch ain't david copperfield lmao
LDSiC1993 2 years ago 2
How the hell do you wake up dead? Ha!
hondaCBRstunta 2 years ago
You can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not be in the bed! ahaha
metal93metal 2 years ago
those guys r my favorite charicters!!in all the movies there so funny lol!!this is my favoirite part of the movie!! lol "so when ur missin u nvr turn up!"
"unless..u a zombie"
"DAMN!THATS SOME PLASIBLE SHIT RIGHT THERE!" lol
NinoCaliente12 2 years ago 4
put that on myspace! ^^
nightwishwolf999 2 years ago
THIS MOVIE IS FUNNY IT MADE ME LAUGH
scrushy16 2 years ago 2
DAMN!! funniest movie scene ive ever seen whats the name of tht big black guy, hes such a pisser! oh and tht little guy is the jamaican dude from 40 year old virgin
RaTeDRKOdwyer94 2 years ago
anthony anderson
stuckon1111 2 years ago
myspace lol
5ded 2 years ago
this rocks my socks :)
TbearAndHC 2 years ago
"unless...you're a zombie"
davefs25 2 years ago
thats hilarious!!!
gatorfan021 2 years ago
thats funny but i like the viagra and the dr.phil parts better
gatorfan021 2 years ago
"If U Turn Up, You Neva Missin, And If Your Missin, You Never Turn Up"
UNLESS.... U A Zombie.
"Now Thats Goin On Myspace"
Lmaoooooo
GetLitee 2 years ago 3
unless... u a zombie!!!!! hahahhaha DAMN!!!
sexycani355 2 years ago
i fell sorry for the little guy. hes always knoked down
omnitrix91110 2 years ago
lol i love this part its hilarious!!!
siren123456789 2 years ago
He say's 'the bitch ain't david copperfield. Who's like a magician or some shit. I'm not from America give me a fuckin break.
Aussie Aussie Aussie
sumfartie189 2 years ago
haha they're the only funny parts haha
LilJay03 2 years ago
what the hell did he say at 0:57
batista8610 2 years ago
bitch
1BigChris7 2 years ago
Unless....you a zombie!!!
fucking awesome
tesproductions93 2 years ago 2
" man i gone put that on myspace.." ha also their was: "the bitch aint david coppergield." hilarious
ukaplaya11 3 years ago 5
its copperfield
how is it hilarious if you dont even know who that is?
nico911 2 years ago
hey i missed spelled it. i typed too fast and i didnt look at what i wrote.
ukaplaya11 2 years ago 3
"that's some plausible shit right there"
I hope they make 5, 4 was the best one yet lol
xianth 3 years ago 3
kann mir das jemand auf deutsch schicken??
pls meldn
pettiALIASpetting 3 years ago
....Unless you a zombie!
Nightwarden28 3 years ago 17
haha yeah!
liljon3 3 years ago
man scary movie wouldn't be that funny without CJ and Mahalik ;)
Paperduckproductions 3 years ago 4
funny shit
chitownvictor1 3 years ago
My favorite scene in the movie.
DisneyLuvr2008 3 years ago
Imma put that on myspace lmao
chasmcrown 3 years ago 2
ROFLZ ZOMBIESSSS
megankittty 3 years ago 3
too funny roflmao
spicychic94 3 years ago 2
the bitch ain't david copperfield!
videomaker1212 3 years ago 3
no that bitch aint copperfield! lmao
glob5000 3 years ago
Im gonna put that on Myspace lol
Mariocake111 3 years ago
damn this shit was funny
1BigChris7 3 years ago
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years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
golfguyocc 3 years ago
gahite gahite gahite
i think hes saying dat
charlzle 3 years ago
I mean the scene in the tent.
ejinathan 3 years ago
The scene after is so more funnyer tough XD.
ejinathan 3 years ago
i think his saying gya gya gya
SixDevils 3 years ago
what the hell is he saying from 0:10 to 0:12. can someone tell me because i really want to know
SixDevils 3 years ago
dont know but it is funny aya aya aya
TurlesZero 3 years ago
lol thats sum plausable shit right there
luisdalefty 3 years ago
lol ya hi ahi ahi
bizzatch926 3 years ago
i fucking love this part best part EVER!!!!!!!
insane00zane0 3 years ago 2
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tuttut98 3 years ago
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vampire218 3 years ago
Damn this was funny.i fell o the floor when he stumbled then said damn
korreyd 3 years ago
a wanna put dat on ma space
grandmotherfucker7 3 years ago
hahahahaha, "Put that shit on Myspace" hahaha
jesusisscene 3 years ago
:D:D
OoOSaGoPaOoO 3 years ago
THEIR FUNNY!!!
kennyken0098 3 years ago
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hello my name is vanessa gorgan. i was killed by a man 3 years ago, and now i am back to kill. if i show up in your room tonight with bleeding eyeballs and a slashed throat, dont be alarmed, im just coming to kill you. PASTE THIS ON 10 VIDEOS OR I WILL COME FOR YOU IN 18 DAYS. didnt start it
minaserhan 3 years ago
YOUR DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!
Monstring 3 years ago
i love these two!
TYPEArchANGEL 3 years ago 2
C. J.: Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Mahalik: Unless... you a zombie.
C. J.: Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Mahalik: I'm gonna put that on MySpace.
grandmotherfucker7 3 years ago 2
GOT HYPE GOT HYPE GOT HYPE
420reapingklown420 3 years ago
haha still working starting the funniest
hiighstakez 3 years ago
oh em gee, this is the best part of the whole movie. hahaa.
hiyalexi123 3 years ago 2
lmfao, I love this scene, it's the best!
"Unless... you a zombie!"
"Damn, that's some powerful shit right there!"
AllAboardTheFailBoat 3 years ago