you seem to forget to mention that the infodumps are forced and out of place. (Telling a tragedy at a baseball game sounds like a wet blanket, eh?) Great rant tho! i do hope you finish the whole thing. ;;)
Why would a jeep meant for a bunch of rock hard sparkle-pixies even have a seatbelt? Let alone a harnass. Son't say because of the law, cause Meyer's Sparkle-pixies seem to find themselves above it as it is.
There's nothing I love more than watching these early in the morning with soda and sugar cookies.
Good job, Zax. Yeah, I never noticed there was no opposing force yet. :/ I hear it just randomly comes. With no rising action. I'm sure you're going to have fun with that. . .
betting against a pixie is not usually the most wise idea, as pixies are pretty shrewd bastards (assuming said pixie is from the Artemis Fowl series...)
Especially since pixies have the innate ability to distort the world around them..or at least the perception of the world around them as held by those within proximity to the pixie..
I could, yes...but then I'd have to go through multiple chapters in one go.. And that's no fun. Better to keep 'em short and to the point. *nod* Plus, the mp3 downloads are short enough that they're equal to roughly a regular-length song.
Another great installment, Zax. I agree that the Cullens are fairies; I wiki'd "fairies" a few weeks ago, and it was surprising how much the Cullens have in common with them. Much more than vampires.
Anyway, I was wondering if you would ever consider doing a video explaining that the Cullens aren't vampires, but fairies (like your "Twilight is not a Saga" installment). I think you'd be great at it. :)
I've considered it. It'd take a bit more research than the Not a Saga one, though.. So that'd be something for some day when I have lots of free time and there's nothing going on with TSdC.
Well yeah, more research would be required. Though if you ever get around to doing it, it'd trump anything Stephanie Meyer has done screwing folklore, greek myths, and literature.
WOOO always look forward to your Twilight Abridged : ) Odd how we never see the Cullens play Vamp baseball again. It's like Meyer had attempted to draw in male readers but gave up before really even trying.
But at that velocity, the bat would be more inclined to bend than break....or both. Or shatter and kill them all with the shrapnel. Which would be awesome.
How can you do this?! MY eyes would be burning by now.
InaraHarame 1 year ago
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InaraHarame 1 year ago
you seem to forget to mention that the infodumps are forced and out of place. (Telling a tragedy at a baseball game sounds like a wet blanket, eh?) Great rant tho! i do hope you finish the whole thing. ;;)
jusk8lp 2 years ago
Nah, I've not forgotten. I'm just trying to keep 'em shorter than I had in the past. >.>
Y'know..stay true to the title of the project.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
ah...ok, that's cool. keep up the good work! :D
jusk8lp 2 years ago
The Antagonists are Bella an Edward...the only people that make this love (using the term loosely) "forbidden"
ErikIng333 2 years ago
Rather pathetic when the two allegedly in love are the only ones forbidding said alleged love, eh? >.>
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
So, baseball game, in an open field, with aluminum bats, during a thunderstorm?
Two words; lightning strike.
Sparkling pixies electrocuted and burst into flames. Traditional, folkloric vampires dance over their charred and smoking remains.
The End.
not2esoteric 2 years ago 7
Makes a person wonder if that would only make them sparkle more if they burst into flames, doesn't it?
BlackBeltMaster117 2 years ago
Why would a jeep meant for a bunch of rock hard sparkle-pixies even have a seatbelt? Let alone a harnass. Son't say because of the law, cause Meyer's Sparkle-pixies seem to find themselves above it as it is.
B3happeh 2 years ago
HAHHA " because she keeps saying how damn pretty Edward is!." ROFLMAO HAHAH.... yeah... no drugs for the harnass in the jeep O_o
B3happeh 2 years ago
hahahaha
you should do more
hahaha
blondEmoClub 2 years ago
I plan to. But my computer's dead, and the one I access from currently sucks. But there will be more, have no fear. ;)
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
Nothing remotely interesting happens in this book, but you somehow make it funny. :D
On behaf of DeviantsAgainstTwilight on devintart . com, I thank you.
TraitorDeiva 3 years ago 3
MOAR!!!!D:!!!
Myzarik 3 years ago
gahhh 18????
slr31 3 years ago
Will be up before too long.
Would've been up last week, but I've been sick. D:
ZaxfromTSdC 3 years ago
There's nothing I love more than watching these early in the morning with soda and sugar cookies.
Good job, Zax. Yeah, I never noticed there was no opposing force yet. :/ I hear it just randomly comes. With no rising action. I'm sure you're going to have fun with that. . .
MotionlessWindmill 3 years ago
Fairies? Na, those are way more badass than these sparkling pansies.
ReflectedDream 3 years ago 3
Some fairies are badass enough to eat people
moogleman58 3 years ago
Wouldn't mind seeing a showdown between a faerie and these ... glittery things SMeyer calls vampires. I'd pay.
...Alice Cullen vs. a pixie.
ReflectedDream 3 years ago 2
20 bucks says the pixie bites her head off...
friendofamegaposer88 2 years ago 2
Wouldn't bet against you, my friend.
ReflectedDream 2 years ago
betting against a pixie is not usually the most wise idea, as pixies are pretty shrewd bastards (assuming said pixie is from the Artemis Fowl series...)
friendofamegaposer88 2 years ago 2
Especially since pixies have the innate ability to distort the world around them..or at least the perception of the world around them as held by those within proximity to the pixie..
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
really??
friendofamegaposer88 2 years ago
Depending on your lore of choice, yes.
The most known example would be Tinkerbell, of course. Look what happens when she uses her "pixie dust".
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
huh. I never knew that. thanks for the enlightenment...
friendofamegaposer88 2 years ago
Emmet Cullen vs. a pixie.
(pixie wins by the way)
maia4825 2 years ago 2
Wow! There is just STILL NOTHING going on in this ridiculously asinine story, and you've cleared chapter 17...
AsajjVentress 3 years ago 4
Your Twilight Sucks reason is a lot more blunt than the others. lmao
keep 'em up. in fact, some vids are so short, i bet you could fit 5 chapters in one. then again, there's really not enough material...
abridgedfan107 3 years ago 4
I could, yes...but then I'd have to go through multiple chapters in one go.. And that's no fun. Better to keep 'em short and to the point. *nod* Plus, the mp3 downloads are short enough that they're equal to roughly a regular-length song.
ZaxfromTSdC 3 years ago
Another great installment, Zax. I agree that the Cullens are fairies; I wiki'd "fairies" a few weeks ago, and it was surprising how much the Cullens have in common with them. Much more than vampires.
Anyway, I was wondering if you would ever consider doing a video explaining that the Cullens aren't vampires, but fairies (like your "Twilight is not a Saga" installment). I think you'd be great at it. :)
dancingcarrotdotcom 3 years ago
I've considered it. It'd take a bit more research than the Not a Saga one, though.. So that'd be something for some day when I have lots of free time and there's nothing going on with TSdC.
ZaxfromTSdC 3 years ago
Well yeah, more research would be required. Though if you ever get around to doing it, it'd trump anything Stephanie Meyer has done screwing folklore, greek myths, and literature.
And I can finally die in peace...
dancingcarrotdotcom 3 years ago
You are seriously awesome :D
These are hysterical and I can't wait for the rest.
DannieCool13 3 years ago
WOOO always look forward to your Twilight Abridged : ) Odd how we never see the Cullens play Vamp baseball again. It's like Meyer had attempted to draw in male readers but gave up before really even trying.
Jackie13013 3 years ago 6
In the dictionary, the word Meyer is put as:
Meyer- noun; one who does not understand everyday physics. XD Great video, Zax. Loved it.
DeadbeatShadows 3 years ago
You should post those motivational posters in the videos.
Unless they're up already?
sparcal54 3 years ago
Nah..they aren't. I'd have to remake them. XD
Which wouldn't be THAT hard.. Maybe if I get around to it, I might make another album on mediafire for the posters.
ZaxfromTSdC 3 years ago
Darn. I totally wanted them for my background. P: Oh well. I can wait, if you intend to put them up.
sparcal54 3 years ago
New chapter! Haha! It's going right onto my Zune.
inkenyo 3 years ago
I want to give you a hug!
<333
panther411 3 years ago
Great vid!
summzzxoxo 3 years ago
Great video, Zax! I've been looking forward to this for a while. Keep up the good work, man!
HellDevil75 3 years ago
Actually humans can break aluminum bats. It happened in junior high.
animerocker17 3 years ago
I know. XD Hence the picture's quote.
But at that velocity, the bat would be more inclined to bend than break....or both. Or shatter and kill them all with the shrapnel. Which would be awesome.
ZaxfromTSdC 3 years ago
Sounds like a fitting end.
drackennecrophina 3 years ago 2
Unfortunately, it's too awesome to be in this book.
AttheCircus 3 years ago