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  • @pandarocken you think? took you that long to realize that this is mostly satire? gold metal for you too!

  • You are so hot!

  • I'm glad I was born Atheist.

  • @livedandletdie So much fail in one sentence...

  • Your brother is an evolutionary miracle.

  • The only part of this video that as funny was the last part...

  • this made my day tj, lol

  • Nice video man.

  • I laughed so hard at this video. Especially after the last person's advice.

  • Actually the answer to Brice was not that bad at all jajajaja

  • TJ you know damn well you created these messages yourself.

  • Lol I love how the ad before this video was one of those "...and I'm a Mormon" ads.

  • So funny

  • "ok so my girlfriends spaghetti sucks dick" fuckin almost killed me

  • HAhaha

  • when i was 7 i thought that

    sleeping together = sex

    so when i had a had a nap with my cousin one day i though i had sex with my cousin....

    kids are dumb

  • Funny as poop, poop isn't that funny but...

  • when you smile you look like that kid from a christmas story. :P

  • @jaella08 Which one?

  • you should do a video about Brony culture

  • 175 people are gullible morons

  • LOL LOL, when I was around 7, I asked my mom where does the water from our shower head come from? She said "The toilet, when you fluss it." all through my childhood , i never wanted to shower.

  • @AstroMen2911 I clicked on the video and saw your comment, I was like "WTF?!", Then I finished the video and was like "Ohhhhhh."

  • @AstroMen2911 She was right, you know.

  • @AstroMen2911

    troll mom lol

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  • TAA ur fat that means ur jolly ^_^ u mk fat people look awesome

  • 0.45 or mabey someone typed it for him,stupid fucking fat ass gay piece of no good living shit.nasty ass fucking gross sickening excuse for a human, nice lisp Btw . inbred , someone chop his fuckin head off please.

  • @Zackjl2012 for God so loved the world that i never see this disgusting being

  • @Zackjl2012 For God loved the world, that he set you upon us.

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  • 6:02 'Are you a useless sack of human garbage?' HAHA!

  • So I am doing videos against Islam. I think I'm the only non believer on youtube doing so...

  • The pasta thing made me laugh my ass off xD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!1 ............... HAHAHAHAHA!

  • 1:18 Did anyone else think if the Tourettes Guy? 'MY WIFE WAS FUCKING EVERYBODY IN BISMARK' "Is that why you guys divorced back in 1999?" 'THAT, AND HER SPAGHETTI SUCKED DICK!'

  • I fucking love this video.

  • Lily's question was ridiculously awkward and of course TJ being TJ just said it as obnoxiously as possible.

  • Looooooooooooooooooooool

  • am i the only one who finds hilarious the first 5 seconds of common sense?

  • That was awesome!

  • people would do everything just to be seen.WOW!

  • The last two were actually helpful

  • The add on the right side was about a diet on losing 50 pounds :D

  • Man,I was already ready thinking THEN DATE THE SPAGHETTI!

  • 3:11 That happened to me. Now I am turning towards the little brother like yours.

  • Gumball to Human Being LOLOLOLOL

  • hi bon iver.... ha!

  • *LOL* U fucking rawk!!!

  • Where do you get your awesome thumbnails from. I want to make some like that. Can anybody tell me how? It is so awesome.

  • @FluffMaster101 You have to be a partner to have custom thumbnails.

  • @FuckVilleUSA Damn! They look so cool. I gotta get a partnership.

  • HE NEVER ASKED FOR THIS.

  • I have a feeling these questions are made up.

  • An advertisement next to this video is for a Christian University... nuff said...

  • I remember filling my younger brothers head with nonsense the problem is he is in his forties now and still chews razors.

  • I think your giving atheists a bad stereotype. Religious or not there is a difference between sarcasm and just being an asshole. If people want answers to their advice,idk who'd want ur smartass comments. Theamazingatheist my ass -.- .

  • @pandarocken This whole video is a joke. if you can't tell most of these questions are sarcastic, then you're a friggin' moron.

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  • @pandarocken are you a retard? like seriously, are you?

  • @pandarocken *sigh* its a satire video.

  • the fantabulous cheese fudge factory

  • i  would like to see a video if he believes in evolution.

  • يجب أن يموت السود الحمام الحمام الحمام الحمام الله! AK 47 الكلبة، مص القضيب قضيبي الكرات كرات لول كومينغ ايم.

    استخدمت ترجمة جوجل لترجمة هذا، وبالتالي كنت الكلبة الحمار شاذ جنسيا

  • @TripDaRipper

    نجاح باهر ل thats طريقة الساطور جميلة من نشر تعليقا هراء.

  • Shave and go get a job

  • @bohan420 Lol what? Did you just tell him to "get a job"? Ya, know he is currently making money off that ads around that video, right? This is his job... if by your definition a job is something that pays you.

  • @bohan420 he has a job you fucking idiot.

  • Can you make this a playlist so I can sub to that? I don't like the rest of your videos quite as much TBH

  • God damn you're a stuck up asshole, that's the impression that I get from your videos

  • do more!!!!!!! MOREEEEEEEEEEEE

  • idiot

    

  • Hahaha (:

  • Wow I think I just met George Carlin's reincarnation.

  • you remind me of seth rogan

  • we told me sister that the black dots in vanilla bean ice cream were cancer. she still doesnt eat it.

  • all BullShit, hes even making shit up

  • @Zackjl2012 so what? you gave him a view. trololol

  • level 30 virgin

  • @SmieshNorway are you describing yourself or who?

  • @GidgitDijit hes talking about the blond fat fuck, dont be nieve

  • this guy is hilarious.

  • Ive noticed people dislike ur videos alot i guess, well honestly im enjoying them so far you are brilliant and I love your conceted ness

  • Go die Motherfucker

  • kids are kids I wouldn't say "stupid".

  • P4L

  • I died at 2:21 LOL

  • @Waacm what? How could you type if you were died?

  • hahahah

  • @thebig2tacoz Add? What's that? Some type of Autism or something? I know I have Adblock on my computer...I don't think technology can have Autism though...plus I'm pretty sure it's not contagious.

  • Likes for lesbian sex advice xD

  • @lazerbeam134 Lol you have 69 likes.

  • @twsb156 mah first top comment evar! And all I had to say was LESBIAN xD.

  • Fifteen times smarter than me? I don't think so, Tim. I am continually amazed by how this sort of material could possibly garner the attention of the people; but granted your average viewer is, as you say, at minimum fifteen times dumber than you, it comes at no actual surprise. Alas! The continued growth of the human population has helped increase the number of idiots exponentially. But I digress. Feel people are anywhere near what they believe themselves to be for the truth is seldom heard.

  • @athosfonseca hmmme hhmme hmmee, positively perspicacious.

  • I beat my wife with both hands and feet and type with my boner.

  • how do i stop my bf from watching

    you

  • @foofiter9097 You break up with him because you realize what a horrible partner you are to try and make him stop watching TJ, and you know you don't deserve him.

  • Hahaha my name is Nick

  • this videos are hillarious. are this questions for real?

  • Ahh the gumball theory.

  • It seems I have offended more fat people. Lol.

  • One time I convinced my brother that the hand with which the Statue of Liberty holds the torch switches every 4 years when no one is looking... He no longer believes a word I say :)

  • i haven't had a good laugh in a while, good show

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  • Lol 4,175 people think this dudes dick could fit in that circle!

  • I just watched a Mormon fuckin advertisement before being able to watch this video... wtf?

  • Who says "The Wrong Advices"???? Love that voice! It's Hilarious! XD

  • I bet your brother believes you'll never hit up a gym. Or maybe even do a sit up. Get outa your room and away from the camera for a change and go run before your heart decides to tell you "go fuck yourself". You're a "huge" ( no point intended) reason why the statistics for obesity in America are so high. Clean it up clown.

  • @fee2jr2 Listen...Hear that?

    That's the sound of your butt being hurt.

  • @fee2jr2 YAY, HATERS !!! Nice of you to tell him that, especially when he is very much aware of the fact that he probably should work out. But instead, he believes that he would rather enjoy life to the fullest. So, go fuck yourself, you dumb fuck.

  • @fee2jr2 It's no 'PUN' intended you stupid fuck. You are the reason the average intelligence in the united states is so astonishingly low. Please, do us all a favour and kill yourself.

  • @fee2jr2 "Clean it up clown" ... "no point intended" oh the irony.

  • Your Hilarious and true. You remind me of me.

  • LOLOL

    YOUR EVIL lolololololol

  • your videos worth millions of views.

    subscribed!

  • wow...4:08 to 4:20....that shit is exactly what happened to me! You have earned yourself a sub good sir.

  • hubris

  • LOL, the gumball part got to me xD

  • this guy is way smarter than moses. I just dont get it.

  • great vid, i thoroughly enjoyed

  • you sir are brilliant

  • one of the funniest video I have seen in a while =))

  • Kids buy religion, but so do adults

    Humans are stupid in general

  • TheAmazingAtheist deserves a fuckin' medal. This shit was hilarious xD

  • Why would I want to watch an 11 minute Ad about Ron Paul, for a 6 minute and 50 second video on advice?

  • I had to paused this video so i could laugh my ass off. Fucking brilliant!

  • very entertaining.

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - after 2:25 I am just stunned by laughing.

  • MOAR

  • When my brother was a kid, I was able to convince him he was adopted, even though he cried.

  • lol a girl masturbates to the AmazingAthiest? LMFAO!!!

  • Waiting for a long, boring Q & A video on the channel wherein you do your life.

  • This is a brilliant parody of Onisionspeaks - keep them coming, they are great!

  • ya know...........

    this.

  • Lily probably masturbated to this

  • @PinkotAnim Uhh, what?

  • @PinkotAnim Oh nvm, I hadn't watched the video

  • I loled... a lot.

  • U troll bro?

  • Fuck sake do more!

  • funniest faggot ever... i love this guy.. !!!

  • I think he went crazy. Crazy awesome. I can't stop laughing. :)

  • Isn't the gumball theory the one Rick Perry endorses?

  • Awesome video!

  • LMFAO. One of the few times I have experienced physical pain as a result of so much laughter. More of these for sure.

  • wife beating olympics...lol

  • are those questions you asked bullshit?

  • I would just like to point out that mechanics have crappy cars... by contrast, your crappy failed life makes you highly qualified to dish out advice.

  • 56oz to lbs

  • Who's "gebus"?

  • Jesus loves you.

  • I think I just turned gay.

  • 3 months ago I saw a guy at venice beach offering "Shitty advice - $1"

  • Wrong Advices - TJ this is yet another winner, keep up the fantastic work!

  • Ask 4Chan.

  • i laughed so hard at the gumball part. i literally started crying. thank you. i needed that LOL.

  • That was hilarious! PLS DO MORE OF THOSE! :D

  • what does grandeur mean?

  • for me i like it

    religious propaganda is shit

    there is no god

  • So, TJ have you ever heard of this thing called narcissism?

  • So, TJ have you ever heard of this thing called narcissism?

  • Does anyone else have suspicions about TJ fucking his dog?

  • damn look at these nerds hating, this guy is hilarious

  • This guy is the shit!!

  • @AmigoFiell actually he is fucking awesome

  • @ixonixas i know, that's why I said it :)