You should sell Tod beards. Don't think I don't remember the competition with Wheezy Waiter. Those were some impressive beards. They could be like wigs for the bald (or creative), only beards for those... lacking good beards.
You should have about 3 people (including Tod) walking out of a building while it explodes and have Kashmir playing. Then the screen should say, "Buy stuff from us!"
You should advertise digital items such as HD video cameras and digital software for editing videos.We're on YouTube and many people remain fashinated by expert youtubers like u and ur way of making these videos,so advertising HD cameras and software would be great.There would be some problems in finding a way to arrange things with the companies whose products are to be advertised(I don't know if Canon or HP would say ok to our proposal,that's what I mean),but it would definitely be a big deal!
You could advertise wristbands. But, you could get a code when you buy it, and every 50 bands you sell you could give away another merch item =] like a limited edition stress ball ; ]
Btw...I think people are having Stephen withdrawals by looks of the comments...haha! Poor Todd. Here's some love for Todd *LOOOOOOVVVEEEEEEE* (times about a million)
maybe...just maybe...make up some shirts...maybe some stickers, everyone likes stickers! kids love them, they will play with them, their mother and father will be like, " hey, maybe we should those guys" and badda bing there you go.
omg i was so Physced When I saw this in my subscription box even if it isnt the original apartmentred videos!Love the tags :).Am i still in the Emo army even though i deleted the video without thinking before making a new channel?My friend re-uploaded it lol
You could advertise a wig and clothes designed just like Stephen's, and don't tell him so when everyone else starts dressing and looking like him, he'd get hella scared.
apartmentred goes Yank, eh? I don't want to be hearing any whines about US cultural imperialism for this. You brought it on yourselves. Toddly Power 4Evah!
Yay! Are you actually back or is this one off? How about ApartmentRed Electronic Friend for the losers who spend all their spare time on YouTube (me!) because they have no real friends?
Not going to lie, if i saw that commercial, i would probably buy something from them. Since i prefaced my statement by saying "not going to lie", you know i'm telling you the truth.
i think hes getting lonely now that we all know penguins dont live up there and polar bears are not friendly. who does he talk to? mrs clause? shes kind of... no. that wont do.
I really think you should advertise Hawaiian Shirts. They're making a come back. For an extra pull you could throw in a free ukulele with every 10 sold.
I would advertise advertising space. It's an ironic double negative.
That or massage chairs that you can keep in your pocket and will expand with the touch of a button. Sure they don't exist yet, but it'd be a pretty sweet advert.
I think "cold advertising" is like those commercials, where you see a glass filled with ice cubes and some product, for instance cola, and then someone says (in a deep batman-like voice): ice cold.
But i don't know how well it would work with condoms :)
Advertise a mobile "emo washing" company but make sure that the advertisement is partly just yelling the price, number and "save" everyone loves those comercials. *shrugs I would want to see it.
Emo Washing? I thought they self cleaned due to their endless streams of tears...but we'll send you some Red junk - message us an address to send it to!
Actually Seth Rogen is a Todd lookalike. Todd was rocking that look way before Seth decided to rip him off....Todd is pretty touchy about the entire subject...
OMFG UR NAME IS TODDLY?! THATS MY CATS NAME!
xXFoxPawXx 1 year ago
lol
nickybcrazy97 2 years ago
this cracks me up, lol
Check out my vids everyone! Click the name and let me know what you think!
CrazyG0Nuts 2 years ago
@BoomItsFish apartment red is an irish alternate comedy show.
LlamasInBananas 2 years ago
t.v show?
IWubbDinos 2 years ago
scarey
musiccowgirl14 2 years ago
The ending was hallerious
celeste33035 2 years ago
this is random but we have the same phone as you! the buttons light up orange and it talks to you.
EmandaDC1 2 years ago
im confused
what exactley is apartmentred?
i saw whataboutadams vids about it
but im confused LOL x
BoomItsFish 2 years ago 5
shave a*** hole
brian6265 2 years ago
you guys are hilerous in your videos. love it, looking forward to seeing more of your vids :)
ninjafishes 2 years ago
that was 8 seconds, not ten
GimliParker1996 2 years ago
His accent and voice reminds me of Streeters while being the Phantom on Collegehumor XD I love it <3
zXxTheDarkWithinxXz 2 years ago
NO ENTIENDO NADAAAAA :/
DanielaTamara96 2 years ago
tu hablas espanol?
?por que miras peliculas americano?
freshketchup17 2 years ago
porque son fantasticas
MrDrunkhellokitty 2 years ago
Hahaa ;D
Liking it (Y) "I'm in Ireland, with a Hawaiian shirt. I'm different." That my friend, is genius (;
Shrimpella 2 years ago
that means i own it,
if you wanna get technical
lol :P 5/5
distordedmediaZ 2 years ago
I love your accent so much 8D
WellieSong 2 years ago
awesome, yo!
NerdsAreHumansToo 2 years ago
thats a pretty sweet commercial
afifan13 2 years ago
You could sell tinted monocles. I'm sure there's a market for those somewhere.
TheRobotanist 2 years ago 2
Tomato stress balls.
Because they're RED.
;D
007meepit 2 years ago
and as you can see...I'm snazzy o.O
TooGothForCareBears 2 years ago 2
You should sell Tod beards. Don't think I don't remember the competition with Wheezy Waiter. Those were some impressive beards. They could be like wigs for the bald (or creative), only beards for those... lacking good beards.
MRLINDSAY545 2 years ago
You should have about 3 people (including Tod) walking out of a building while it explodes and have Kashmir playing. Then the screen should say, "Buy stuff from us!"
-END SCENE-
MRLINDSAY545 2 years ago 2
Sweet. He would be like an online action hero...message us an address to send you some Red merch!
apartmentred 2 years ago
question: Todd, did you ACTUALLY move to Ireland? And do you actually have a job there?
Really, I know nothing about apartment red, so I'm kind of lost already. I'll subscribe though. :)
kira902k 2 years ago
You should advertise digital items such as HD video cameras and digital software for editing videos.We're on YouTube and many people remain fashinated by expert youtubers like u and ur way of making these videos,so advertising HD cameras and software would be great.There would be some problems in finding a way to arrange things with the companies whose products are to be advertised(I don't know if Canon or HP would say ok to our proposal,that's what I mean),but it would definitely be a big deal!
MF1King 2 years ago
Ooh, I'd buy a lock of Stephens hair.
And a shirt with Stephen on it.
And a How to Stalk Stephen Byrne guide... for beginners.
mEllenTheFruit 2 years ago
You could advertise wristbands. But, you could get a code when you buy it, and every 50 bands you sell you could give away another merch item =] like a limited edition stress ball ; ]
sweethomealabama150 2 years ago
sell little Stephen voodoo puppets.. and then people will have to buy special voodoo RED needles too... and RED... ehm.. bandage for the puppet?
ZoeMoi 2 years ago
Hehe.. Cool shirt.. I have one just like that..
crazzyally 2 years ago
You could advertise other YouTube channels! That people could watch from their red apartments!
It sounds logical to me, at least.
CGmovieproductions 2 years ago
I want Damon/Dawn back (and Stephen but hes confirmed!) Yes I know its unlikely and Im living in the past...
Porochaz 2 years ago
Dont worry past liver - Damon will be back. He would be homeless without us...
apartmentred 2 years ago
That is made of awesome. =D
Fuzzzeeee 2 years ago
Sell toe puppets!!!:)
put little outfits on them, then put little hair on the top!
malcow8 2 years ago
nice idea toe fan - message us an address to send you free Red merch!
apartmentred 2 years ago
t-shirts, hats, gloves, fake tattoos?
MystroTheDefender 2 years ago
YAY TODDLY!!!!!
lizzimy 2 years ago
Ha, there are loads of Jonas Brothers videos in the related bit xD
You could sell...... Red ironing board covers?
ramblingsofafool 2 years ago
you could sell toupée
CloudSucksAlot 2 years ago
=O OMFG!!! you actuly did it!
wich city in ireland is it??
it wud be awsome it it was cork :) cause i live here
mooha36 2 years ago
Headstones, they sell themselves. DO IT!
blath 2 years ago
You're the boss? Then you can make everyone work naked! Save money on clothes and laundry.
P00P0STER0US 2 years ago 2
you're not THE boss.
you ARE boss.
23wishesfromsexy 2 years ago
You marketing genius.
MachoBlisen 2 years ago
bahaha the tags made me laugh :] Im so glad this is coming back! :D
R4wR0ckK1lls 2 years ago
yes, read the tags
chasers16 2 years ago
Todd's different.
doctornoise 2 years ago
Maybe you shouldn't have fired the art/editing department :)
BetsyBo55 2 years ago
You should sell "man of many hats" collectible hats...or "Emo Army" buttons...I'd buy those...(actually I'd buy basically anything you guys sold...)
SallyTheJedi 2 years ago
advertise for awesome RED skinny jeans!!! i kno i would buy that!
<3<3<3
CovetedRebel 2 years ago
Btw...I think people are having Stephen withdrawals by looks of the comments...haha! Poor Todd. Here's some love for Todd *LOOOOOOVVVEEEEEEE* (times about a million)
GreenyRoxSox 2 years ago
It would be funny for you to advert a sweet tiny little ukulele with that big muscleman voice. Very funny :D
GreenyRoxSox 2 years ago
SSTTEEPPHHEENN??????
MADHighC 2 years ago
Stephen??:(
LivinMyDayDream 2 years ago 3
sell apartment red on dvds! or alternatively create your own sweets and beer to sell :)
caliowin 2 years ago
You should advertise for action figures.
Special Stephen action figures.
You can have your own little stephen that you could play with :D
mcrfreakbp 2 years ago
ACTUALLY what you should do is make more of those pink suits that STUDent Alan was wearing in the Bablephant video!
EVERYONE wants to look that cool ;)
... Well I know I do.
NonchalantAlchemist 2 years ago
Todd should advertise beard merch and tell everyone that it is the reason his beard is so beautiful.
=)
HeyGoBrittany 2 years ago
You should advertise for slippers! They are pretty much the best thing ever
msfadingflower 2 years ago
i think you should market hawiian shirts like todds. you could make a lot of money what with them being good vacation shirts and what not.
jadeddryad 2 years ago
maybe...just maybe...make up some shirts...maybe some stickers, everyone likes stickers! kids love them, they will play with them, their mother and father will be like, " hey, maybe we should those guys" and badda bing there you go.
amrogo07 2 years ago
you are snazzy, todd.
i'm going to need proof that you're actually in ireland. point the camera out the window or something.
xoxo
splicegrrl 2 years ago
Like a BOSS! ;)
pixonu 2 years ago
Prostitutes! =D
mongreletf 2 years ago
stephen hair wig
NotReallyHereSoYea 2 years ago
hahahaha...U OWN IT ALL AND U DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT...Hahahaha..BUY SOME MORE AND SELL THE REST
sebadita92 2 years ago
omg i was so Physced When I saw this in my subscription box even if it isnt the original apartmentred videos!Love the tags :).Am i still in the Emo army even though i deleted the video without thinking before making a new channel?My friend re-uploaded it lol
LawlietJourney 2 years ago
Is this some joke gone horribly wrong?
Please let be so God in heaven what is wrong with the world!!!
rieily527 2 years ago
be patient little Steemo fan...
apartmentred 2 years ago
Make a 'man of many hats' hat...
LeupoldProduction 2 years ago
Nice idea - the world always need classy headwear.
Message us an address to send you free Red stuff..
apartmentred 2 years ago
Aw! I said that (at least something very closely along those lines) earlier... I got no merch...sad sad :(
IllegalBallMover 2 years ago
yay its back
mcguirkenstein 2 years ago
wtf XD
LINKRULEZZZ 2 years ago
You could advertise red calendars...that may or may not literally be red, but they would be READ, because they would keep you organized!
easavoy 2 years ago
You chould advertise spherical worlds.
And then everyone could destroy their very own earth ;D
Or hawaiian shirts with "Made In Ireland" on them :)
BigGayRainbows 2 years ago
Awesome idea! Ireland will be the new Hawaii thanks to climate change...message us an address to send you free stuff...
apartmentred 2 years ago
WHERE ARE YOU LIVING!?!?!? I don't think you mentioned that and you're in a new country and the such. Perhaps you can advertise housing.
imnotuniqueimmonique 2 years ago
You could advertise a wig and clothes designed just like Stephen's, and don't tell him so when everyone else starts dressing and looking like him, he'd get hella scared.
Or you could advertise cheap hookahz? :D
PrioriIncantem 2 years ago
Btw, Red coming back makes winter brilliant. It was gonna be crap cause of school and all that, but now it's deadly.
Enjoy living in Irelanndd xD <3
NonchalantAlchemist 2 years ago
IS BREA LIOM EIRE!!!
Timbo992 2 years ago
That was the most AMAZING rough draft ever D:
Well there are so many Stephen fangirls, right? So advertise a date with Stephen xD
And that video about having a date with Stephen is already made, so it saves time + effort that would be spent filming too!
Gotta be efficient for the recession ;D
NonchalantAlchemist 2 years ago
definitely dinosaurs
who wouldn't want a pet dinosaur? :)
dinolovemims 2 years ago
ur vids always bring a smile to my face!
otterpopgirl101 2 years ago
Stephen action figures.
So everyone can have a chance to play with him ;D
mcrfreakbp 2 years ago 2
naughty.... AND slightly kinky..... ILIKES IT!
Timbo992 2 years ago
WANT ^.^
lol
IllegalBallMover 2 years ago
You could sell different hats to promote the man of many hats!
You could create a whole online community of battling men with many hats!
IllegalBallMover 2 years ago
Todd is a boss! Todd is THE boss!
Wait a second...isn't that your vacation shirt?!
Get back to me...I have to think!
asimplecadence 2 years ago
apartmentred goes Yank, eh? I don't want to be hearing any whines about US cultural imperialism for this. You brought it on yourselves. Toddly Power 4Evah!
mickeleh 2 years ago
You could advertise "Stephen Wigs"...so everybody can have amazing hair ^_^ lol
RejandLauren 2 years ago
You're right - we could! I mean Stephen already wears a wig (he is totally bald) so we could just sell his old wigs!
Message us an address to send you Red loot.
apartmentred 2 years ago
LOL ^^ will do
RejandLauren 2 years ago
Haha those are some fancy clothes
RileyAndersonBlog 2 years ago
yay!!
i would love free red stuff.
janitorbud 2 years ago
So Todd owns apartment red? :o
hiimnoahwhoareyou 2 years ago
you could advertise the selling of stephen's and all in apartment red's souls?
and when you buy 2 souls you get one freeeee body
i have a wierd [mug] mind
columthealmighty 2 years ago
Okay weird mind - message us an address to send free Red stuff!
apartmentred 2 years ago
wohoow todd is in ireland !!!
this'll be fun (not that it makes much difference to me :p what with living in belgium and such..)
iloveprettydresses 2 years ago
Advertise the energy drink Pussy.
It's so good :D
CalamityDisaster 2 years ago
AHA ur the best.
best commercial ever, just saying.
massaar6 2 years ago
Todd living in Ireland?! Hey I live there!
You'll love it, free rain!
You could advertise those people you just fired, You don't make a profit through firing them, you would however if you sold them!
And I'm sure it's perfectly legal and humane!
cathal99h 2 years ago
is stephen still a part of apartment red?
jacquixjuicebox 2 years ago
Yep!
apartmentred 2 years ago
yay XD
jacquixjuicebox 2 years ago
insert explosions here, that made me lol
andrsdtz 2 years ago
I never got my RED keychain.
*sobs*
though, I suppose they wouldn't want to send a
keychain all the way to Texas.
:)
CRUNKRacoon14 2 years ago
You didnt??????????????????
Message us your address. This will be fixed NOW...or maybe in a couple days....possibly a week.....but IT WILL BE FIXED!
apartmentred 2 years ago
I just message the youtube account?
or am I supposed to know a seperate gmail account?
CRUNKRacoon14 2 years ago
and i .... bought some fancy shirts... HAHAHA
LIKE A BOSS!
PaulSaysThings 2 years ago 2
Yay! Are you actually back or is this one off? How about ApartmentRed Electronic Friend for the losers who spend all their spare time on YouTube (me!) because they have no real friends?
MissGreyDay 2 years ago
We are your real friends! If you want free Red stuff message your address...friend...
apartmentred 2 years ago
Wow... that was one quick reply.
MissGreyDay 2 years ago
You forgot to rename it Toddly Corps.
NathanIsReallyBored 2 years ago
TOILET PAPER.... red.
leaheart 2 years ago
Not going to lie, if i saw that commercial, i would probably buy something from them. Since i prefaced my statement by saying "not going to lie", you know i'm telling you the truth.
fifi580 2 years ago
I want to buy things!
I also want to own things!
I also love explosions!!!
best ad ever ^^
RaeNbowInMyPants 2 years ago
What should we advertise with our epic powers?
apartmentred 2 years ago
awesome todd :D
residentmikelee 2 years ago
you should sell that big hairy oaf on screen.. . just sayin
Toddly00 2 years ago
Well you aint getting any free stuff for that comment...
apartmentred 2 years ago
Hairy oaf? Is he behind the handsome devil in a Hawaiian shirt?
:>
Director705 2 years ago 2
Chief this country is going to hell in a hand basket. Now how about hooking a brother up with a job.
You get FIVE stars for the gym equipment.
tripthe1 2 years ago
You should advertise a case for an iPod that has a bottle opener attached to the end!
Or something equally as random... :)
vwashere 2 years ago
oh toddly
how you make me giggle
teehee
xXImACookieXx 2 years ago
invest in belts? everybody loves belts :3
heliopolis07 2 years ago
You should invent a teleportation device that makes you rich whenever you use it
cynthialynnn 2 years ago
where will we teleport to?
apartmentred 2 years ago
santa clause.
i think hes getting lonely now that we all know penguins dont live up there and polar bears are not friendly. who does he talk to? mrs clause? shes kind of... no. that wont do.
youwaslonggone 2 years ago
Yeah, I've heard the same thing about Mrs.Clause...
apartmentred 2 years ago
any where we'd like of course!
cynthialynnn 2 years ago
Wait perfect idea, how about bobbleheads?
ellenfan473 2 years ago
I think you should advertise underwear with a radiator inside that keeps you toasty all day.
evolutionofdan 2 years ago
I really think you should advertise Hawaiian Shirts. They're making a come back. For an extra pull you could throw in a free ukulele with every 10 sold.
killert00thbrush 2 years ago
They are making a comeback? Says who?>??
apartmentred 2 years ago
Didn't I just say it?
killert00thbrush 2 years ago
say what? i'm confused...
apartmentred 2 years ago
Oh dear, that's never a good sign.
=P I was the one that said they're making a comeback.
killert00thbrush 2 years ago
Hobo grooming. Send in your favourite hobo and he'll come out dressed as a high-profile businessman. Voila!
PoisonGold 2 years ago
Yes! Love it!
Message us an address for Red junk you dirty hobo!
apartmentred 2 years ago
so we put a fire extinguisher in there aswell :)
evolutionofdan 2 years ago
Okay...so radiator underwear with fire extinguisher included??
swEET! Message us an address if you want us to sent you free stuff!
apartmentred 2 years ago
I would advertise advertising space. It's an ironic double negative.
That or massage chairs that you can keep in your pocket and will expand with the touch of a button. Sure they don't exist yet, but it'd be a pretty sweet advert.
georgieBOOM 2 years ago
Awesome idea - but why not just keep a professional massage person in your pocket? Like a little massaging doozer?
If you want Red bounty then message us an address to send it to!
apartmentred 2 years ago
Advertise special spinny chairs.
They inspire great minds and are infused with advertising skill.
:)
itiselizabeth 2 years ago
We agree 100%...I'm sitting on such a chair right now. Message us an address to send you free Red stuff.
apartmentred 2 years ago
Rolly Chairs pwn Spinny Chairs.
GreenyRoxSox 2 years ago
You cold advertise...
Durex Condoms?
StaciiFaceSaysRawr 2 years ago
'Cold Advertise'? What do you mean? Is cold advertising like when you lock someone in the freezer and offer to sell them a warm jacket?
apartmentred 2 years ago
i think they meant could....
wonkybubbles 2 years ago
I think "cold advertising" is like those commercials, where you see a glass filled with ice cubes and some product, for instance cola, and then someone says (in a deep batman-like voice): ice cold.
But i don't know how well it would work with condoms :)
Alektrophobians 2 years ago
Awh, Toddlytoddly. I miss your videos in my life ^__^
aaaaaaaaaargh 2 years ago
Loved the commercial :D
YAY for a NEW aparmentred!
CAN'T WAIT!
BlueSpottedDog 2 years ago
Advertise a mobile "emo washing" company but make sure that the advertisement is partly just yelling the price, number and "save" everyone loves those comercials. *shrugs I would want to see it.
nadineishere 2 years ago
Emo Washing? I thought they self cleaned due to their endless streams of tears...but we'll send you some Red junk - message us an address to send it to!
apartmentred 2 years ago
That's amazing! <3 hahaha
nadineishere 2 years ago
You could wash them in sent in tears of others for those who have run out of their own.
nadineishere 2 years ago
Seth Rogen lookalike...
Leguitar1 2 years ago
Actually Seth Rogen is a Todd lookalike. Todd was rocking that look way before Seth decided to rip him off....Todd is pretty touchy about the entire subject...
apartmentred 2 years ago
seth rogen?
OnCall101Villa 2 years ago
lol
divine0dude 2 years ago