Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge in 5 Seconds

[mainkilla]

Lol, there's always time to see that review.

[manoftomorrow79]

that's exact reaction whenever I pay for $60 games that suck paying for new doors are expensive.

[germanhero5555555]

Me after playing mw2

[0mniscient1]

umad bro? :D

[Kizuii]

surprisingly accurate

[XNinjaHawkX]

rewind that shit in slowmo it would look like hes rebuilding the door

[OilyTower]

Knock Knock, Whos ther~~ WOAH SOME GIANT IS WRECKING MAH DOOR O.O

[killerklown91]

Does anybody feel a draft?

[hamo789]

that's sure is the whole game

[nocturned85]

video could also go with, Cardgamesftw Banned Reaction in 5 seconds

[UkiWarBoy]

RANDOM AWESOMNESS EXTREME EDITION!

[Bastiest]

You know, that is exactly how I feel when I'm playing most of modern games in these days.

[paxtofettel]

Wow, they got really cheap with the door

[Daothes]

So you liked it?

[videogamenostalgia]

Spoony's reaction to constructive criticism in 5 seconds...

[drunkarag]

lol cardboard door...

[MrSkoringo]

Yep even rampge hates it

[Tsukasamacleod]

@MrSkoringo Can you blame him?

[Querty1995]

They shouldn't have made that door out of thin particle board. Next time, they should make a video on a similar door, the only difference, Making the door out of solid oak 3 inches thick! Try and break that with bare hands Angry UFC guy..

[Dragonatrix]

That was 13 seconds not 5...

[Clowyd]

@Dragonatrix And you're a dick, not a person.

[Dragonatrix]

@Clowyd How hilarious. How long did it take you to come up with? 5 minutes? 10? I'm genuinely curious; I've never heard anything so funny before in all my life.

[Clowyd]

@Dragonatrix Like 5 seconds. How fast it takes for a not person to come up with a comment dumber than mine.

[FlukeDogg08]

AHH, MAN!!! Rampage just killed the door!

[Falcovsleon21]

Looking back at this, I gotta wonder how he would react to the ending cutscene. Would he tear the whole building down?

[VoidKeeper]

would love to see him try that on my solid wood door xD

[Cloudbuster7777]

This is how i will enter Alg 1 on Tuesday :>

[paxtofettel]

What did the door ever do to him??!

[Clay3613]

FUCK THIS GAME, I SHALL RIP IT A NEW ASSHOLE!

[Ocpib]

i dont get it but still lol

[mwheeling7]

is that door made iof paper?

[HammyThePammy]

does anyone know why he really broke the door

[thethicrad]

Tragedy aint it?

[Redbob86]

I guess someone must've said "you're in my way, sir".

[myDAnameistakenD8]

I think that would be better for a 5 second movie of the werewolf Terror T.R.A.X :D

Damn Cheap Doors

[AmayirotAkago]

THAT CHEAP DOOR REALLY GETS TO ME

[vgcdxcfh]

this is how i feel like when i play mw2 lol

[snappertjuh]

what's the song at the end?

[Theonceandforever]

@snappertjuh THAT'S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR'S THEME SONG! PURE FOAK AND DESTRUCITY!

[snappertjuh]

ok thanks, and it's foke, not foak lol

SKRONK!

[islanumblar]

I guess you were a little annoyed eh spoony?

[BrainSeepsOut]

I didn't know they had cardboard doors in the US.

[shaynereece]

wtf...

[riden1234567]

i know the colts lost but you don't have to dystroy things

[supermegaman88]

im guessing the game wasen't good? lol...

[EdmondSwitch]

This is how I feel when I watch any Noah Antwiler video. The fact that he has pulled all the strings on the Nostalgia Critics site to hold down everyone but him.

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

@EdmondSwitch

ooooo like I or anyone give a shit about you, don't watch the video if you hate spoony, troll.

[EdmondSwitch]

@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY Don't you have a trolling list on your page?

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

@EdmondSwitch

I do what I call "trolling the troll", and you are the troll that's on my list so anyone knows what kind of people you are when they saw it.

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

@EdmondSwitch

you really are a serious idiot or even worse, a retard. You should go see a doctor and mabye they can give you a solution of how are you gonna live your life, properly.

[EdmondSwitch]

@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY You should learn how to you know maybe type and talk to people.

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

@EdmondSwitch

and you should learn how to be friend with everyone instead of hating them and tell them to go fuck themself.

[EdmondSwitch]

@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY I should be freind to some fucktard that had me banned from his forum. Because I said HI to his girlfriend. Yeah ok fuck you and fuck him. Why did you block me bitch? If you wanna troll maybe you should learn what goes around comes around. Noone likes you or takes you seriously shut the fuck up.

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

@EdmondSwitch RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you hit on spoony's girlfriend? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[EdmondSwitch]

@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY I said hi you fuck twat. Why get jealous over that fat ass red headed whore is beyond me. Fuck

[gmjyuir2]

@EdmondSwitch Noone likes you too or even takes you seriously so why don't you?

[rocklee302]

@EdmondSwitch

To edmond

ive noticed that what drives you is the ridicule of being rejected (blocked) from the forums.

It is the cold hearted anger that rives you to hate and post many negative messages.

My question is: Is your anger really so strong that it is the one that drives you write all these messages?

[EdmondSwitch]

@rocklee302 Excuse but sense when did you become a psychology major?

[rocklee302]

@EdmondSwitch You answer my question with another question, please answer my first question a nd ill be more than happy to answer yours

[EdmondSwitch]

@rocklee302 Mother fucker change your tone you are not going to sit there and think hey I can talk down to him because he is troll. Get fucked.

[woodwwad]

Lol, that was absolutely great, 5 starts. Was that Ultimate Warrior's theme music at the end?

[xxHazyShadowsxx]

Er, so, beaded doorframe it is, then?

[IggyHazard]

That would have been better if he hadn't opened the do0r first. Shoulda just plowed through it while it was shut. Woulda been more Terminator-like that way. Remember Tony Todd as Ben from Tom Savini's 1990 version of 'Night of the Living Dead'? He punches through a cheap do0r just like that just to show how cheap it is.

[Axxeleration84]

what the hell is that door made out of? cardboard?

[Krimmson]

To quote Dana White: "Now all the viewers know how cheap our doors are."

[A10pilot617]

thats what dana white said

[simpsonman956]

Tragedy ain't it?

[shanethefox]

ha ha

[Skinr54]

This vid was uploaded on my birthday, and it was a pretty good present (even if not directly FOR me).

[Geoxile]

Thin door dude

It's like beating on an anorexic chick

[LucidDream]

Poor door...He never had a chance and a boring life.

[LordPayne]

I bet that felt good.

[Howlthrug]

*Replaces broken door with a steel plated one.*

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

*Man comes back and destroys it*

[Magitek111]

Reminds me of the Critic, Linkara, and Spoony Alone In The Dark review. "Did doors kill his family or something?"

[TheFicwriter1994]

@Magitek111 actually that door made bloodwing and made that guy play the game....lol jk

[Dash1281]

Did the door look at him wrong?

[gamemachine2000]

rampage fucked that door up

[mpontheair2]

After watching the review, it makes me want to take out my anger at how horrible this game is on a door, as well.

[videogamenostalgia]

@belgurdo How does you 'shit tier' work? Do they get less shitty as the list descends?

Doesn't matter anyway, you're wrong. I have some changes to propose; first, get rid of 'everyone else', then change Irate gamer with Nostalgia critic, then rename shit tier God tier, and finally, change the original god tier to 'nobody gives a fuck tier'. Finally, create a shit tier with yourself, the Irate Gamer and the Anrgy Movie Dork...voila! Now you're talkin' sense!

[vaultboyrr]

ashens is good but he wouldnt belong in any tier :P because he seems like a totally different genre

[Ultimaflims]

Yea Him and Tweeterman are in the "Worthless Tat" Genre.

[Sp0UtDuDe03]

If only you were that door,the pain could have ended by now.......

[TheKingofnoob]

A door killed his family.

[dl902102]

Well, that's one way to open a door.

[BLARGHALT]

Next time, he won't let the door off so easy.

[MutedDough]

Doorestic violence! Someone call Steven Seagal so he can come and shoot that guy!

[Dudinator123]

Police: We have your house surrounded Nameless UFC fighter! Not let the hostages go!

NUFCF: Never, these door are getting what they have coming!

*NUFCF Starts smashing doors*

Police officer: Oh Oh god BLAGHH!

Jimmy Olson: BLAGHH!

Doctor Octagonapus: BLAGGH!!

[5dollarnate]

I guess that UFC fighter really hates doors...Especially doors that made out of weak wood, and plastic.

Oh, great review by the way. Who ever thought of making a game based off a crappy sequel of a cheesy monster flick anyway? It boggles the mind how uncreative the human mind can be....

[nogaynamesallowed]

Poor door, it was just standing there and it went 'oh hey man, whats shakin?-AGHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP STOP GAAAAAAAAAAAH'

[DKToshiro]

you are a fag

[sweden360]

and you are an ass hole!!

(and only so you know i am BI)

[DKToshiro]

dont care =]

[lithuanian12]

you spelled asshole wrong 0_0

[sweden360]

well excuse me princess!!!

and I just don't understand why people rated that comment bad, when I wrote it I never attempt to insult him or something like that! just wrote a fun thing.

[6621790]

it is fucking funny

[burf12345]

I saw the review and that's the perfect way to describe the game

[Sorantheman]

"Tragic, aint it?"

I love that line.

[mondo542]

Yup saw the actual review for it and it's pretty much the same.Spoony just lit the game up it was so bad

[uzay2000]

Yeah! you tell that cardboard door who's BOSS!

[lasarousi]

were actually 14 seconds... but dont mind me... im not good at geometry

[burf12345]

that was more then 5 seconds

[BloodmoonInc]

thats not the point and why does it matter ?

[burf12345]

I was making a joke you dumbass

[BloodmoonInc]

your scence of humor is a bit strange

[JoesGaming]

what's the song at the end?

[Daeymien]

Ultimate Warrior's WWF/E theme

[Jimmyclown]

Jack Nicholson used an axe and was amazingly terrifying. This guy used his fist!

THATS AWESOME!

[AceDevilProductions]

Just watched the review on your website, man that was horrible.

[JTC545]

I think the door symbolizes an object blocking you from ending the movie and so this is what any normal person would do to it

[parabola1993]

Tragedy, ain't it?

[Predunter]

even though it's not a normal door, the first punch seems hard D:

[Chris6570]

wow man what the door ever do to u? O_O

[flairphantem]

I think hes mad cause he had to open the door

[jKazej]

He had a flashback to childhood when he walked into a door:P

[jwillibob]

Thats how I enter every room.

[Flow764]

Bring on dem cardboard Doors!

[mpontheair2]

Perhaps the door was a Communist...

[lovedapizza]

bwaaaaa hahahahahahah!!! *rolling o floor laghing* yea..its one of thoughs days. hu.?

[AceDevilProductions]

What? I don't get it, was this suppose to be a similarities to the Pumpkinhead demon game?

[Noahdk666]

I believe it sums up Spoony's feelings about the "game" :)

[AceDevilProductions]

That bad huh? I guess that would be accurate since the movie wasn't that great either.

[timemonkey]

Did you watch Spoony's review of the actual game over on his site? This seems to be representative of his feelings towards it.

[maniamme2]

To the blog!

[AceDevilProductions]

I haven't gone to his site yet. So this is sort of a teaser advertisement for his actual video.

Thanks for telling me.

[Leohuizar]

Doors dont hit back, Feh~ UFightCretins " I broke a door like a man!"

I took/paunched/kicked the shit out an old shack...but still wasnt smart enough to record it

[Leohuizar]

Heres a free one for ya, Spoony~

KOF the movie in 5 seconds:

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! DUN DUN DUN

Goro gets punched in the nuts by Johnny Cage

[chozenmatt]

lololol beast

[noobonZloose]

if that weren't fake, i'm shure he'd be on the ground in pain

[toby14483]

Cardboard doors FTW.

[kkgriever]

This was pretty much my reaction after recently playing Tekken 6 Scenario Campaign....

[gronndar]

i wanna play Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge game of the year edition!

[P4INKiller]

I had that same reacton after watching Doom.

[P4INKiller]

Tonight on Extreme Home Demolition.

[halosapien1]

yeah pumpkinhead's revenge just how hallow this game is that door sure does give a good example

[BioRage1920]

A Door killed his Father

[elementshero89]

what is this the 4th person who hates furniture and doorways? what there was snake, the 2 people from terror trax and now this guy? watch home furniture... the riots shall come...

[vls174]

If there was a prize for reviewrs, I would give it to you Spoony, cause you are the greatest man.

[LucaTurilli89]

Reviewing for 5 seconds isn't funny dude. AVGN is better :P.

[vls174]

I wasnt talking about this video cause this one cant even be considered a review, I was talking of his whole work not just game reviews but movie reviews too. Just commented in this video cause it's his last video so the odds to he read the comment was higher. He is the greatest. He is a nice guy.

[Mattteus]

yet another reason I don't like hollow core doors

[gonegonego]

ultimate warrior music!"

[Kycklinglord]

Hell, even i could do that.

Low quality fucking door.

[pumpkinpii]

Dude. Just turn the knob ._.

[kamoskere]

Definetely a security door

[kazetehskylord]

DIE DOOR DIE!

[Dragoon1809]

I don't blame Rampage. I 'd be pissed too if my team was losing every match so far.

[logicaust]

WIN!

[Aurini]

Only the true One of Spoony could make a 5 second video 34 seconds long.

All Hail the Spoony One!

[kaidi223]

hahaha thats rampage for you.

[xkennyPLx]

Doors these days... you can rip through them like paper...

(try that on a real door)

[MrUltimateTKO]

LOL Didn't know you watch UFC TUF XD

[dableutyef]

lol cardboard door

[marelzzz]

That's got to be the weakest door i ever seen.

[archangelserenity]

wotdafuk?

[Srxjer]

Fucking hell, that first punch is insane.

[Tiggerhappy08]

hummmm ragequit ???????????

[UberMan5000]

There's no way the game is that exciting. :/

[magmos]

No but it IS that rage inducing.

[UberMan5000]

True enough.

[metalmaniacmat]

damn that door got eliminated

[bloody190]

Lol. Pwned

[kozes]

fake

[gfuzzy]

No it's not stupid ass. It's a partical wood door, A LOT of people use them.

Go back to school.

[kozes]

lol!!!!!!!!

i am just surprised no one else typed ' fake' and that's the only reason why i typed it. i always think its funny when people do.

why would i go to school for learning particle wood doors.

go smoke some more pot you stupid ass.

[gfuzzy]

lol yeah I'm the stupid ass when your profile says; "Books:I dont really read books. i should, but i dont"

Pick up a book before you call someone stupid. Stupid child.

I may smoke, but atleast I'm not some impaired dunce.

[BloodPump]

Hah, what a hypocrite :D

[hannahmontanasux123]

Lol thats how much it pisses you off, huh, Spoony?

[Tbrady81]

psshh I could take him *shifty eyes*

[KINGofGUNS]

Rawr It's clobbering time

[Trusseck]

That about sums it up.

[monstermoviemaker]

too... much... smashing...

[mpontheair2]

LOL, cardboard door.

[011EviL]

I would like to see Spoony do that. But the door would probably win.

[YuuMonMusuedo]

The god damn door is a damn jerk. Just standing there being blue next to a yellow wall. What type of asshole do that!? It got what it deserved...

[Shinchibi]

Something tells me he didn't like the movie...but I'm not sure what.

[magmos]

That was in reaction to the PC game. Not the movie.

I don't mean to nit-pick...but lets just agree on the fa