"Boyfriends I have Been" Tales Of Mere Existence

[jjdelg]

I do that too, listen to people's senseless conversations and don't say shit, well, because it's senseless..

[poida12341]

#3

[haveneco]

i want to see this guy at a party to see what he does. thumbs up if you agree

[thefivespokewheels]

I feel ya...

[BATTIS94]

Oh... So i'm not the only one who goes from one group of people to another listening to what everybody is talking but never says shit... Thank you... that makes me feel... better...

[Liton777]

you are fucking hilarious.

[jessegoirn]

'Oh that David Letterman, he's a quick one.' :P

[M3LLOWNESS]

have we met? ha.

[randomperson2538]

I'm 16 and I already feel like the guy you turned out to be....

[Shinoter187]

@randomperson2538

same here T-T

[BiteMyBios001]

"A relationship shouldn't change your personality much... but it does" I KNOW RIGHT?!

[moulindra]

i wonder why i always feel these are truths from my life!!

[gustjorodedheo]

I can only relate vaguely to this one, being gay and never having had a relationship. But I do know that different sides of our personalities emerge when around very different people.

[12nunchaku]

I've never been a boyfriend either.. hihi lol

(I'm a girl)

[SenganMaster]

@12nunchaku cool

[darkchamberofdark666]

@12nunchaku Dont worry I once heard the sentence, For each pot theres a lid. Ive had a gf but I always felt like Ive been a bad boyfriend and with guilt I havent had a relation for 5 years and I will say that being independent of feelings will help you through life so dont waste your time there are plenty boys

[hannes1813]

Really puts shit into perspective, to know someone has felt so close to the same...

[notmyuseristolethis]

This is the only video of his I cannot relate to because I never had a girlfriend...

[rod3067]

@notmyuseristolethis not the only one here friend.

[FragBase]

I can't seem to et a girlfriend... is that bad?

[spartan99105]

What a coincidence...

[amanitacitrina]

the last one is essentially the only one i'm looking for

[theliveing]

HMm well i havent had a girlfriend(probably did without knowing a couple of times),and i havent truley kissed one either (probably have, but how would i know?) , and ive learned a good lot in the 15 years ive been alive.I am myself and i will not change(i decided not to ever since puberty started) and well i'd just like everyone to live life as they would please.be a killer be a hero be that one dude that dosent say shit in parties. but dont let your companion way you down. :)

[thegreendino]

Im a sociology major and it's so true.

[Talkingwthstrangers]

I would like to get all of the fans of these videos together for some sort of gathering...but then again I would imagine none of us would have anything to say. It might get awkward.

[Creepzza]

@Talkingwthstrangers Haha, perhaps xD 

[LetItReap7793]

You are me.

[rallenhas]

i'm usually like the last guy too but i'm a girl xD

[dantemvc]

Boyfriends I have been:

nothing...

[KrumpingKatie]

At least you get invited to parties man

[MrBigDrummerMan]

Just got done with boyfriend #2 style, moving into #3 hahaha though this one isn't psycho jealous or subservient, my ego is just suddenly huge because I'm free of the previous life sucking bitch.

[12nunchaku]

@MrBigDrummerMan Though.. Everything has it's reason. Sounds to me that you too didn't fit, but some guys need a strong opinioned woman and like to not deside anything EVER. Such a gf/bf will probably fit with another bf/gf in the end. Just not with you. Though, I'm glad you're happy. (If you're not isolated from other females by jealousy =P)

[cakeonaplate]

yayyyyyyy

[TheLambdaTeam]

I like pissing of girls :D

[Orchideous]

I read all the comments and you guys mostly sound like me, where are you people? Why am I surrounded by the people this guy singles out??

[Ohkit]

@Orchideous yeah so true

[chapacoka]

@Orchideous We're around you, it's just that you're so used to seeing yourself that when you see the people Lev singles out, you no longer see us anymore because you're attention is on them. At least that's my theory.

[12nunchaku]

@Orchideous I am a girl, and I have a boyfriend. :) But I like this video too :) :)

[narutosramenbuddy]

your videos are the first thing since the animaniacs to legitimately make me laugh out loud. 

[wladosu]

i want that first girl u had :)

[MrTristanishere]

FUCKING SUBSCRIBED

[KooKieRocKs2008]

@MrTristanishere you read my mind before I even knew what hit me *subscribed*

[ritumoni]

sociology major pissed of as global national corporation

[Tspoiler2]

Every time I watch these videos I keep thinking that we are all humans and we are all the same. All the same.

[TheMehObserver]

@Tspoiler2 Too bad we're not. But we sure can relate to each other.

[soopernewt]

...i swear...are you me from the future?

[AmeKurou]

@soopernewt Yes

[xKrimmySan]

Why let a girlfriend change you? Be you. If she doesn't like that, forget her

[abbytrowssy]

@xKrimmySan deep bro



[Sumbudie]

I'm only in middle school and without a girlfirend but somehow manage to sccomplish the last one durring class...

[Mattness20]

Been there... and there... oh and there too. -sigh-

[Creepzza]

Watching your episodes makes me feel better cause I know I'm not the only one :) Lev, u're a true artist

[MaccabeeRidah]

@Creepzza I gotta co-sign that! xD Sooo true..

[JosiahSCooper]

@Creepzza

how would that make you feel better? it doesn't change anything . .

[Creepzza]

@JosiahSCooper If u have to ask then I can see u've never had that problem, which is good for u :p

[theliveing]

@JosiahSCooper You would be suprised.

[alZiiHardstylez]

Awesome vid.

[cartoonistkid001]

If this melodramatic monotonous man has had all these girlfriends I should start acting like him I guess!

[PKarpachev]

..."even though they probably weren't" :D

[RightMeow69]

I'm 21 have had enough gf's, have slept with two of them but have never had a "serious" relationship that has lasted more than 6 months. at least you get serious man!

[titaniumcarpenter121]

Me three!!

[ministeroftuba]

I'm that last guy too!

[repotax]

thats me at least the last part

[MrSpadeofAce]

i'm 22 never had a gf.. :0

[sealedfate58]

I'm 14 with 4 girlfriends and not a one of them knows im cheating. The first one has small boobs and wierd hair so its obvious i cheat on her, the 2nd one is a hot but nerdish freshman at a diff highschool the 3rd is an average tease and the 4th is country and hot as hell. :)

[bomerman104]

@sealedfate58 and your the the reason why guys get bad rep by girls

[ShayShayLaRae]

@sealedfate58 your an asshole. I hope they all find out and rip you good.

[YinYangBird21]

@sealedfate58 If you were trying to come across as a 'badass' or a 'hot playboy', let me just say that you failed miserably. No one cares. No one is going to respect you for being a cheater. In other words:

Fuck off and may those girls pound you once they find out. And trust me, they will.

[blownsociety]

14 with a girlfriend

[AniCator]

I'm 19 and I still don't have a girlfriend. :/

[ihatebirthdays]

@AniCator wouldn't worry about it if i were you, I'm 19 and have tonnes of guy friends who are in the same boat. And they're all doing pretty good for themselves :)

[AniCator]

@ihatebirthdays Haha. I still want one. :p

[ihatebirthdays]

@AniCator they're nothing but trouble, trust me i'm a girl, i know these things :P haha good luck though i guess

[militaryson94]

Perfect. Girls are sooo much trouble anyway -_-

[JVhapu]

why can't i find myself from these stereotypes?

[thecam3r0nrock]

dude ur voice soinds kinda creepy

[Bengaalkat]

poeple are more then these stereotypes nevver forget that, you can have some of all in of you

[201stars]

hmm must not have had much of a personality to begin with if you kept changing like that

[THEgoodSPAI]

a lot of the videos you just conform.. yo don't have a personality or emotions is what it sounds like. sounds like you have some depression

[MauvelousYoshi]

haha, my boyfriend and i have SO been like this before: 1:07 to 1:27

[DriftingOne1]

Dude. You suck. Hard.

[IcarusTouma]

I've never been a boyfriend LOL

[Bustersword07]

I just realized that my gf of 4 years has about 5 of these personalities at one point or another.

[12nunchaku]

@Bustersword07 I am a girl and I recognised myself in this video a lot too of how I used to be. =P Luckily thats over!!! ^^

[50kT]

loll

[kattowitz4]

Well I had my first girlfriend when... wait I never had a girlfriend.

Shit....

[thedarkrouge]

lev, why you have to be so like me. cept i've never had a real girl friend, but i'm the kind of guy who would walk around the party listening to others and never say shit unless directly talked to.

[shadowstalker9476]

im the kind of boyfriend who likes to spend all of their time cuddling their girlfriend who they love very much. however if i saw her talking to another guy, i would kill him.

[Dannyisgreatful]

i like being the boyfriend that gets yelled at by the girlfriend :)

[MrSieish]

sounds about right lol

[Kb11431143]

yep, thats about the same as me.

[Audhluma]

I never really dated in highschool so I never got my first girlfriend until ..... wait that still hasn't happened yet.

[DropTheBeat420]

dood these videos are the shit xD

[Countdown1230]

I'd say i'm like a combination of all these girls but i'm not...i'm a single 18 year old girl who rebels against the main stream and does things that most people would consider "strange" or "wtf?" Yeah i'm the only girl here that plays halo, assassin's creed, the only girl who wears no jewlery, and the only girl who doesn't wear make up...horray for variety!

[janistonbest]

@Countdown1230

i'd say that was a little self-centered. no, you're not...

[Countdown1230]

@janistonbest I'm just saying i'm different from most of the girls from where i live, i'm just (in personality) different. I keep forgetting to say that in my area i'm different. I also act just like my older brothers, so no i'm not being self-centered, i'm just being truthful concerning my difference in the area where I live.

[KiribiKiribiMacaco]

i'm like the last guy. at parties i also move around groups of people that are talking and i never say shit.

[Mewfan]

@KiribiKiribiMacaco drink more and you will

[RATE1928]

how come your voice changes so much between these videos

[PatrikLarssonRang]

Haha, I've gone through all that without a girlfriend!

[FullSizedMemoryFoam]

Hey, who is your favorit character in this?

[AiLeenOnYu]

Gotta find a boyfriend like u though. my ex always wanted me to change my personality for him and not vice versa.

[tchanabc]

Hey Lev, where's that video that has a girl's voice in it too? I can't seem to locate it.

[chailizard]

@tchanabc google how we didn't date each other

[tchanabc]

@chailizard Thank you very much!

[omarct]

LOL 1:15 to 1:28. This dude knows what he is talking about. P.S Thats a lot of girlfriends...

[hanfgamer]

Im one of these boyfriends that doesnt have a girl friend........its alot easier then the rest ^^

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

i would like to see your face

[jokerisnomak]

well at least you are getting a ton of pussy

[emilyish101]

142 people never had a girlfriend.

[Tecanuva]

Oh man....I am like, exactly the King Boyfriend.....jesus damn

[Spiritedaway182]

Im 21 and have never had a legit realationship. Youve done better

[cHiKaDiNg58]

@Spiritedaway182 Dude you're still OK. I never had a legit relationship too because I was looking someone who can be my best friend and rival at the same time. God I'm such an idiot... LOL I'll be forever alone. XD

[Ollie7707]

I love how much I get this...

[clockworkorange9th]

I'm definitely the last one....

[Ne0mega]

Where are all these parties at everybody is always talking about?

[Ollie7707]

@Ne0mega

hahaha if I have a super awesome party at an ambiguous location, I'll invite you.

[olot100]

There's nothing wrong with not saying shit. You just need to look interested, and slightly too occupied to actually say something. For example, text or play games on your phone, but whenever someone makes a joke laugh so that they know you're listening.

[goe5]

I'm the type of boyfriend that if you gave me the chance, I would surprise you. I will never cheat on you, I will pay for everything knowing it's a man code to never let a girl use money haha, I have a great body with a six pack, I will never get angry or get jealous, I'm not a fighter but I will fight for what I love, and in the end if we end up breaking up, I could never get myself to hate you. There's no reason to, especially if I had a great time while it lasted....ugh I miss her already

[dare4irina]

OMG! I do not own a boyfriend or something like that but it happened to me a story from this many that you told! Me and that boy were holding hands and smooching and cuddling and all that and i was complimenting him alot but i was quite insecure, a little bit scared and shy and i got gelous on every girl that he looked at, that he spoke to or that touched him instead of me. Geesh xD And now he's gone. I don't even think he likes me as a friend anymore, even if he wasn't my bf :(

[AnthroFreak1]

and when I went out with a sociology major I became very bitter and pissed off and I don't know why but it had something to do with global multinational corporations.....SO TRUE. My poor boyfriends have to hear a lot of anti-capitalist rantings.

[Aulmeyda]

I'm the kind of boyfrie- oh wait, I need a girlfriend first.

[Klarkao]

@Aulmeyda *thumbs up* *forever alone* want to forever alone to?

no homo (i dont know how someone could find it homo) i need to sleep

[maggschels]

That last one is me...

[5ynched]

you do say shit and do it well. It's just that the shit you say/draw means shit. I personally have a problem with you saying that you say shit because it sends a message that saying shit is cool. It's shitty not cool. The apathy that punctuates this clip is shitty. The shit it self can speak volumes. Please don't insult the shit with an improper qualification of your shitty message which is that you just give no shit. If you didn't you'd be taking it. And we know we all do it.

[animesoulstar]

@5ynched WHAT?????



[cephire1997]

I once had a bf that had me tied around his pinky. Then one day he washed his hands and drained me down the sink.

[rebelm1k]

u r a pussy changing urself for girl

[nicodoll33]

@rebelm1k He didn't change himself for the girl, he changed himself because of a girl. And even then whats wrong with changing yourself for a girl? My father did that and now he is a better man.

[rebelm1k]

@nicodoll33  truth is bitter..ur father is a pussy

[MrChowderispurple]

@rebelm1k what's wrong with trying to get better for someone you think deserves it lolz o.o

[12nunchaku]

@MrChowderispurple Nothing, as long as you stay yourself. My (ex) bf transformed himself into the guy he thought I'd like him to be.. We broke up. After a few months, we talked, he said he'd did that because he liked me so much and he tried his best more and more everytime I got angry with him.

Wanna know the solution? He found himself back, is being himself again and I'm falling in love with him all over... :) (Someone chooses you because he/she likes you!)

[rebelm1k]

@MrChowderispurple i find your attitude gay :P rip

[Tjina60]

those last few lines summed me up pretty good

[totallyawsom]

@usherman30059 aww how sweet she'll be so flattered haha:P

[Eniath1377]

The story of my life (to be)

[ilovesillybuffalo]

ive been a girlfriend once.... he broke me... i cant even look at him anymore because of what he did so compared to him levi, ur god. if girls cant see that, obvioously theres something wrong with them

[Emmabemmanem]

hm, i wonder what girlfriends i've been... i dont think very good ones :/

[Fan1234Naruto]

@Emmabemmanem aww

[Jo0ngle]

Having watched your video about your typical conversation with your mom...

...I´d say, you´re dating your mom in the last section of the above video ;)

[ddrfreak1]

"Boyfriends I have been" ._. Only once have I been a boyfriend, and that was in junior high. Once I got into highschool every girl I talked to said I was "intimidating" or I "looked scary". Didn't get ANY "action" in high school. Woo.

[Tylerisuber]

The guy who made this is a queef, just drink at parties and stop being a lingerer.

[Immacac]

You should make a movie about a typical work enviroment (deskjob, working as a federal agent for the state) like: ' a typical day, the things you normaly say to colleeagues, your ussual breaks, the things you do and what you thinkabout while you are daydreaming, ... and so on...even when you go for a piss! :D greetings from Belgium

[Immacac]

I have a colleague with the name 'Yilmaz' her name is Nevin Yilmaz, what a coinsidence...:D yeah, a lot of your movies remind me of myself

[Riefenstahl7]

That is so true

[ninja1646]

i never say the word shit either

shit....

SHIT!!!

[bob1l1]

fuck, I gotta get out more...

[ToDaHaterz]

@bob1l1 same. shit shit shit

[Noobetron5001]

you know my girlfriend told me if i ever talk to another female she would leave me and then i too her to a family party and talked to my cousins for a while and she dumped me for my cuz tyler which made me pissed

[ThaDudesAvlogger]

the only thing worth listening to was the last word.

[Towelietowel]

I'm the last one, holy shit that's exactly what I was doing last night. Trying to explain why I'm quiet while eavesdropping on everyone around me and not saying shit.

[jizzonlizz]

Well, it only makes sense. Since you're in a relationship, you now are kind of one person. Not completely, but we sometimes grow too close, and we find ourselves unhappy with who we become most of the time. Especially since it seems most of the time our flaws are the ones that combine and are the main story of the relationship rather than the perfections. If the perfections were the majority, the relationship would simply contiue.

[Falconpunch2]

man i'm the last one already and i'm 19 my future seems bleek right now

[ccmanmonc]

holy shit im the last boyfriend!!!

[ralthron1]

iv watched some of your videos and iv concluded that as personality gos where almost the same, my personality starts at 1:55

[xXDeathByCandyXx]

the third girl is a Yandere (if your into anime you'd know what i mean)

[morikahjo]

Hmm...interesting! And on the day that you (might) read this comment, what kind of boyfriend would you you are, or would be?

[MrHaVoKeR]

Strange, i never had a true relationship, but i change a lot through the years... guess i have lots of different relationships with myself, and i had many with other girls in my mind. W8, is that normal? =p

[kyle11606]

haha been there

[trollolololololo]

oh that Levni Yilmaz...he's a quick one!

[ansaldo0180]

im 40 and i've never had a girlfriend

[theshvarts]

@ansaldo0180 Well what are you doing on your computer? Go find happiness.

[alldayagain]

God, I'm gonna grow up to be just like you. lol

[LONGHAIREDMEXICAN]

oh that david lettermen he's a quick one...

[TheDestinyDragoon]

You reminded me of sitting in my classrooms and listening to what everybody is talking about while never saying shit.

Turned 18 last weekend and never had a girlfriend

[lonflavio]

@reederdt I'm impressed :)

[highlander012]

I'm 19 and I too never had a girlfriend. What's the point of having a girlfriend if you're going to break it up cause you think you won't get very far in life.

[lonflavio]

@highlander012 Ye i know right, whats the point of living if you know that your going to die? hehehehe, trust me its worth it :) every experience you have makes you a better person, even if its a bad one. you fall in love, you brake your heart and you learn for when the love of your life comes your prepared. nothing is in vain :)

[honeymiel12]

Now this is so true,everytime you get a boyfriend/girlfriend you are very influenced by him/her,and you don't know what got into you,so to sum up there is nothing such as being yourself,there is always someone or something controlling you and changing you as time goes by,so after a few years,you don't recognize yourself anymore and your old self never shows up again,it's life -.-

[FlashLoon]

the second girlfriend is from the video store episode LOL

[FlyDontLandOnFlowers]

Lev has the life of an average guy(: I guess im normal afteral. TOLD YOU MOM

[SkullTraill]

140 people are male strippers.