Outlaw (Sgt. & Cpt. Roberts) - Twisted Metal: Head-On

[stevo6456]

bitch kinda deserved it

[Rokluver3000]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHHGGSGAGSA­SSSS. Choked a little bit.

[inFAMOUSmaster]

Matrix, anyone?

[Nachotype908]

Moral.... never say "I wish you would just shut up" in an argument in front of calypso

[88472456]

@Nachotype908 Who even says that lol?

[coolsimcity4deluxeNe]

NEVER say wish in front of Calypso, god dammit.

[Arzaker]

well hopefully next year youll plan this out correctly

[FollowMyDamnedLaws]

moral of the story, violence IS the answer god dammit!

[zacR110]

Looks like those ****-sucking lips are out of business.

[horaciosi]

so....what happend next?

[slygirl1117]

Did Jamie forget that the last time her brother tried to use his wish to stop Twisted Metal Calypso sent him into OUTER SPACE? What convinced her that Calypso wouldn't pull the same shit on them again? She should have just let Carl shoot and she still would have had her mouth.

[athenasatanjesus]

I don't get it isn't this the same woman smart enough to soup up her police car into a rocket ship,and trick Calisto so she could rescue her brother?

When did she go dumb?

[superdude22a]

*stare stare stare* muffled you f*cking DUMBASS!!!

[LV99MasterMonk]

haha! The way the picture just fades out at the end. Doesn't that just need the looney tunes ending theme tacked on there?

[EliTheBeag]

1:01 Calypsos' awesomeface.

[gah1998]

@EliTheBeag no this ones an awesome face 1:41

[gitarguy08]

how does she eat

[Klutzybear]

. . .Am I the only one who would ever wish for the power of a god. . .or world domination?

. . .Something?

[TheBeastMistress]

1:24

ginger snaps quote?

[ULTRAMARIOX]

If i was him i would have just shot calypso then say my bad or something

[Lordgunslinger]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[neoscard]

now she cant eat pizza

[jurikarilo]

amy has angels voice

[shitass999]

... wel that sucks.

[XlovesXtoXspoogeX]

Nice one Calypso.

[koffypr]

no BJ for anyone from her...

[MageryGuy]

@koffypr HAHA I was jsut thinking that.

[TheHcomment]

@koffypr but we can still fuck her

[solid768]

she got pwned

[Itsallover57]

at least now he can tell her why shes a fucking idiot for bringing up personal issues at that time without her interrupting.

[JoinTwistedMetal]

0:19 Agent Stone from TM:B?

[Dstorm20xx]

awkrward family reunions...

[xxlCortez]

If Carl ever want to change back Jamie, he musn't kill Calypso.

[FaithsInMyChest]

Write that down.

[tomeofenigmas]

I wouldn't mind making people go through fucking hell and back so all I have to do is grant their wish.

[gufu1992]

Chances are, he shot Calypso right after.

[Requiem100500]

And he still can shoot Calypso.

Two birds with one stone!

[guanjon]

Hahaha that would be a really handy power in real life, eh fellas? :P

[dev2000]

Tell me about it

[blazr77]

He can only use it to grant wishes

[CrAzY3AGL3]

@guanjon no fucking way what your going to blow job yourself ?

[guanjon]

@CrAzY3AGL3 No, I'll use a vacuum cleaner.

[ceviche789]

at 1:28, calypso's like "come on! i have a live to live!"

[LadyRoughneck]

she will get it fixed :)

she will...

her brother won't just leave her like that

and it only closed the mouth so all she needs is for it to be reopened :)

[ChainsawGenie]

Unless the bones and tissue inside (read: jaws, teeth, gums and tongue) were reshaped as well. ^_^;

Either way, I enjoyed this ending and hope there will be a follow up in the next TM title.

(Perhaps they'll defeat him by wishing that he would not grant their wish?) ~_^

[LezardMan002]

in this case, its harder than it looks.

[bobbarcer]

well that solved his problem. lol if only it was his wife or something.

[ProudSouthernBoy]

If it was his wife it would suck for him b/c she wouldn't be able to suck him no more. But it would be good b/c she wouldn't be able to moan real loud, so like he could screw her wherever he wanted... even in church.

[GlitchMasterz]

she could get raped and noone will ever no lmao

[TheDrunkenCelt]

hah, stupid bitch

[Dauragon123ko]

She had that one coming to her, She should of let her brother killed him

[TheDrunkenCelt]

word up

[ruthlessebk]

She gets a cold and a snuffy nose, then she suffocates.

[KnowThyself24]

so much for female cops....

[PitKnight13]

The guy can still kill Calypso now though...

[PitKnight13]

The guy's voiced by Quinton Flynn; they definitely did have a good budget as far as casting goes apparently.

[reggiefive0]

I knew his voice was familiar.

[zenon20]

"We can use our wish to stop this once and for all."

Yeah, Carl tried that in the first game, and that's why you had to get him out.

She really did deserve what Calypso did to her.

[zenon20]

out of outer space*

[YUCKSTERTHUNDER]

Notice that the Limo at 1:38 come,s out of nowhere.

[dogalways]

wow calypso got soo old

[CVplayaya321]

kid that waz crazy,

"I wish you'd just shut up!"

"Granted, muwahaahahahahahahahahaha!"

...Calypso knew that waz coming

[LegenderyMan]

I cant imagine what happened next.LOL

[LadyRoughneck]

lets see umm yelling or mmming a trip to the hospital, a little big scream and all better :)

[Poirier05]

once again a womans ignorance fucks everything up hahaha

[LordOfTheWings1792]

now she can't suck calypso's thang! nice going...

[rocky1rocky2]

i thaought they were out of the job?

[vienna15]

is this a real game?

like 1 no 1-4 plus dark small brawl but is this one too or one some1 made

[Mryoto69]

epic phail

[ormz21]

so this was a a makep up game for those screw ups 3and 4?

[mene1in]

And to have a TM for PSP

[ormz21]

i see

[ProWrestleTalk]

fAiL xD

[aderandie]

sounds to me like they fuck to much

[cidcash]

It looked like The Matrix.

[SgtBrainDead]

well he said shut up. so it serves her right. dammit, woman never know when to shut up so she definatly deserved it

[BusterSword777]

That is possibly one of the truest things I've ever heard.

[BigDieselTruckDrivin]

Calypso just should've used a unremovable ballgag or something.

[coolnap]

Or maybe a zipper with a lock like those old MGM cartoons

[alphaunit5]

classic

[jimmytwotimez]

@SgtBrainDead AMEN!

[H2324]

if i was carl, i shot him in a sec.

[Arvignron]

No mo' whoring for that roleplayin' skank!

[HollowAstaroth]

His sister sounds alot like Akane from Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams.

[lukesilveira]

No more oral sex for her.

[TheClayPeopleAreHere]

Why do I have the feeling the brother is going to end up enjoying that wish given a few days to get use to it.

[zombiekiller550]

she got PWNED!!

[Narutogamer13]

Dude your a dumbass you don't say that in a wish man

[thrashking88]

"You'd kill your own sister?"

For a while,she got him there.

[lilp008]

bitch shuldve got out tha way I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF U PUT 20 BAD THUMBS DOWN ON IT THAT BITCH DESERVED THAT

[Decepticonx7]

Poor Carl, he was smart enough to know how Calpyso operates. Too bad no one else is that bright.

[KawaiiCinamoroll]

Bitch got owned!

[VincentDoCGunZ]

lol imagine she getting fucked and moans like a cow lol

[xristo702]

Fuck cops.

[Roew]

thats what the dumb fuck gets.

[lolinternets1]

If only she shut the fuck up.

[adi240707]

So sad

[gobackto82]

sad

[PedroMiguelH]

good

[debilikis]

yayy :D