The Waterboy - Don't Smoke Crack

[904iLLuminati]

@bazbonehead

You're a fucking idiot. I bet you've never smoked weed in you're life, only just stating stereotypes! It varies from person to person when you're high. You could waste and ruin you're life and be a "stereotype pothead" or you could be an intelligent smoker! Don't base weed on shitty claims and understand not every pothead are wasting their life. Some of us productive and it's what you make out of it. Think before you comment and get you're facts straight bitch!

[sweetchinmusichbk1]

press 9 then 1 :D

[Willmcfadden08]

Thats hillarious

[ninjathatlikeseagles]

ANd another thing why is there only one black kid in the crowd.It's a football program!

[Samyaza69]

People don't listen to this shit, do crack, is a good thing! Also insuflating cocaine mixed with heroin gives you real trills! Have fun!

[bazbonehead]

@Samyaza69 speedballs kill pretty more than any other combo. when mixin uppers and downers, half ur dose or else they'll find you dead, lying naked in a pool of your own sweat like john belushi, or you'll just drop dead in the street like river phoenix. nothin better than a speedball tho!

[Samyaza69]

@bazbonehead well.. what can I say? here I am! Still alive bro!

[Legba85]

0:40. That explains Stephine Meyer.

[Adrix369]

LMFAOOOOOO !

[IAMKYLEIAMGOD]

LOL dont smoke crack *nod nod* lol

[autogordianknot47]

crack is kool...it nearly betterer than cristal meth

[PlowThrough8]

9 People Dont Smoke Crack

[IAMKYLEIAMGOD]

@PlowThrough8 why would you methamthetamine cocain heroine exctasy crystal ice all of them can suck a big fat cock if you wanna be a junkie lol WEED IS WHERE ITS AT MAN MADE DRUGS GOD MADE WEED IN GOD WE TRUST so kids stay away from these []===[' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ']}-----

[PlowThrough8]

@IAMKYLEIAMGOD FAG, U Think People Who Smoke Meth And Crack And Shit Dont Smoke Weed, Dude I Smoke Weed Like Ciggarettes, Dont Talk To Me NOOB

[IAMKYLEIAMGOD]

@PlowThrough8 JUNKIE go get your next shot cunt go rob your next liquor store for ya fix cunty

[PlowThrough8]

@IAMKYLEIAMGOD u sound like your from england FAG. id BALL On u all day by tha way

[bazbonehead]

@IAMKYLEIAMGOD ur a fag. i smoke weed like cigarettes too. you're obviously a very new smoker, less than 3 years i suspect, still in honeymoon period. weed aint good for ya, it kills your motivation, your short term memory and reduces to in front of the tv eating yourself obese. thats weed. at least on coke, ice and speed you lose weight.

[IAMKYLEIAMGOD]

@bazbonehead my friend i smoke weed a lot and i got a job and i am very active ect before i had weed i was in agony couldnt do shit with life so stfu before i tickle gooch with a fishoil tablet on stick

[ninjathatlikeseagles]

@bazbonehead Well i dont smoke weed cuz i have asmtha wait asma something like that.

[PlowThrough8]

@AlmostHelpless what are you on ????? FREEBASE Rock Killz Pussy Ass Weed. LAWRENCE TAYLOR WOULD FUK U UP 4 Sayin That PUSSY!!!!!!!!

[tzvibochner]

Press 9 to hear this videos subliminal message.

[KerrDogga]

lol he's so innocent its hilarious!

[Ribeyeangus]

I love the subtle "Hmm" Lt does at 00:36. He's a great actor. In Any Given Sunday he's pretty good too. "Lemme get another shot doc.... please....?" rofl

[panthersXyankees89]

I really don't wanna know what a "warm LT welcome" is.

[barkerbrothers619]

hold 2.

[FreshhStart]

keep tappin 5

[encycl07pedia]

Okay, the best result is if you wait for ".. to my next point" press 9, and then press 1 right after "crack."

Everybody wins.

[Probowl2020]

Reapadedly press four thats funny too

[Probowl2020]

Right away press Two...after he says how do you find your self in the right position all the time Then press nine its pretty funny

[KodySummers]

"Gentlmen, which brings me to my next point. Don't have sex with a prostitute unless you check to make sure she is over 18"

The new line in the remake.

[flskim906]

lmfao at familyguyfanatics comment

[Ptogirl5]

Now he tells me

[monkeyman1282]

half a year of smokin crack has left me with

half a brain

on testical

and short term memory loss.....

what was i talkin' about? ah f*** it

[129spitfire]

mmm hmmm yea....gentle which brings me to my next point dont smoke crack!

(nod agreeingly)

[sexylewisable]

press 8 when he says that brings us on to our next point then press 9 :L

[barneysgonnafindyou2]

@sexylewisable LMFAO

[sexylewisable]

@barneysgonnafindyou2 does that deserve a thumbs up ?

[barneysgonnafindyou2]

@sexylewisable yes it does -_-

[APONProductions]

lol press 9 over and over

[ThePowergloveNinja]

@APONProductions

You win everything.

[BoshBargnani]

hahahaha this is so ironic in hindsight

[paperarcher]

this video is 3 years old and im still thinking to myself........what an asshole.

[R8erNation636]

Which brings me to our next point. DON'T SOLICIT UNDERAGE HOOKERS!

[DiaLaeT]

the kids should have done the whole groaning "oooookay...." and look to the ground all moody. because children smoke crack. right?

[FPS3311]

@DiaLaeT no

[FPS3311]

@DiaLaeT no

[spongeheadful]

press 1 then 2 then 3 then 4 then 5 then 6 then 7 then 8 then 9 they are all lol

[spongeheadful]

@krazybob123 lolz smoke crack

[MARSHMELLOWBOOTY252]

@krazybob123 HAHAHAHA!

[AvEryBadApPLe]

i must have been the loudest one at the movies when he said that shit. not just because it was not only hilarious, by LT was picked up on a drug charge opening day weekend.

[FamilyGuyFanatic800]

Press 2 for air sex

[vXvM0dsvXv]

press nine lmfao

[thrill44rocks]

4 people smoke crack haha

[Shuanofthedeadmaniac]

@thrill44rocks YOU'RE ONE OF THEM

[thrill44rocks]

@Shuanofthedeadmaniac sadly.. just kiddinggg

[FamilyGuyFanatic800]

LOL!!! Wait until he says "Which brings me to our next point..." Then press 9. XD

[HuskerDuKid]

@FamilyGuyFanatic800 THATS SO EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XCHAPYEG]

@FamilyGuyFanatic800 LOL

[xXSATCHM0Xx]

@FamilyGuyFanatic800 press 8 then 9 after he says it

[IAMKYLEIAMGOD]

@xXSATCHM0Xx im going to make a remix dub version smoke crack smoke crack smoke crack boom boom boom bomo beewwwwww boom boom boom boom smoke crack smoke crack lol

[IAMKYLEIAMGOD]

@FamilyGuyFanatic800 lololololololol smoke crack nod nod lol

[SphereMaster001]

@FamilyGuyFanatic800 hahaha good find

[FamilyGuyFanatic800]

THUMBS UP IF YOU SAW 0:44

[NightDriveCinema]

@FamilyGuyFanatic800 HOLY SHIT! WHERE IS IT?

[imjustalex129]

Wheres 0:44 ???

[Novascova]

4 people smoke crack

[MervynCruddy]

Somebody on youtube needs to splice LT's comment (with the nodding kids) in a scene after footage of one of Charlie Sheen's nutty rants.

[musicalmike235]

Probably the most infamous line in the movie.

[eh335]

LT: Which brings me to our next point. Dont rape women, like me XD

[gjas56]

Pretty good explanation for how to play defense

[DBcoop04]

i love LT but, wadnt he a drug addict?

[xXIbanezJamesXx]

@DBcoop04 That's the whole point of the joke.

[219Ali]

ok boss

[ashleyluvsjason]

in witch case i..ii i try tackalin that person

Okkk witch brings me to our next point DONT SMOKE CRACK

*nods*

[timbirner]

Which brings us to our next point... DON'T RAPE FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS

[bigfootbanger]

(thumbs up magnet)

[guineakiller]

3 people smoke crack

[SirStiffal0t]

LT Is one of the greatest linebackers of all time, what are you guys? Some douchebags takling shit on the internet. He has achieved alot more than you ever will.

[KerrDogga]

that ear ring annous the shit out of me

[HachiZenki]

LT raped a hooker. How the hell can you rape a hooker?

[flippinawesome973]

@HachiZenki i think thats more like shoplifting

[labrat420]

@HachiZenki easily, you can either call it shoplifting or rape, they called it rape

[NorthWeezy2010]

@HachiZenki LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i lmao at your comment man hahaha

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

LT saying that in a movie is like Paris Hilton telling girls to save it for marriage.

George Vreeland Hill

[CutThroatKid]

Hes did this movie AFTER he got clean... asshats

[ProbiscusJonesDrew]

3 people were raped by LT

[whatsjaded]

LT in fact did smoke crack, and bang a lot of strippers. What a wonderful world.

[acenace24]

LT....that rapist right???

[skaterdude7819]

LMFAO How did he get DON'T SMOKE CRACK from what he said???

[TehRice]

@skaterdude7819 you should consider laying off the crack

[samenosuke]

how ironic....

[birdface23]

OMGLOOLOLOL

[Kidz24]

Well LT, couldn't follow your own advice could you?!?!?!? lmao xD

[stripes8812]

the fact that its LT saying it makes it soooo much better

[ilovefrankandbeans]

lawrence taylor is a crackhead

[AcrippledBADGER]

Indeed.

[lola4289ify]

LMAO "Which brings me to my next point DON't SMOKE CRACK" hahahahaha



[LegitPlease]

100k veiwer

[blackbeltmaster10]

*Head Nod*

[redkees5]

I love the movie

[SirLotalawlingenMacT]

hes right you know.

[MalikP1]

Its Ironic that he says that cause he is a crack head or used to be he has been caught with crack on him on a number of occasions wikipedia him

[PenguinEpic]

My fave joke in this. :-P

[virtualmachine07]

Anyone find this ironic? :)

[theboredman1]

@virtualmachine07 LOL cause hes black? XD

[virtualmachine07]

@theboredman1 No, Lawrence Taylor used cocaine and was arrested for cocaine possession.

[tomteaFIK]

Which brings me to our next point, SMOKE crack!

[hotelmario510]

LOL

[xese4lifex]

Which brings me to our next point, don't get near underage girls.

[namrahnotyal]

oh the irony lol

[kohlescyeah]

which brings us to our next point, dont rape a girl under the age of 18 (oh wait too late)

[Hitogoji]

@kohlescyeah Yes because raping a girl over the age of 18 is fine.

[xxMrBaldyxx]

Hmm. Gentleman which brings us to our next point. Don't smoke crack! *Kids all nod* lol

[EagleLC21]

which brings me to my next point, don't rape teenage girls

[grantman9115]

I love how the kids react.

[doctorgonzo024]

if only LT followed his own advice...

[Ulansananelan]

@doctorgonzo024

hmmm i dont think that crack has anything to do with rape......

[RayOfHope612]

Which brings me to my next point..Don't have sex with minors.

[GDBasketCase14]

Which brings me to my next point.....don't rape children.......

[hailmary7283]

which brings me to my next point: no doesn't necessarily mean no. and just because she's 35 years younger than you doesn't matter either.

[vladradforpres5]

Bobby Boucher- Now LT du du du dont rape girls! especially my mu mu mu momma and vicky valencore

[anaplastypicasso]

15 year olds, dude.

[ThrisCudor]

LT really does smoke crack in real life

[PlowThrough8]

Duh

[jimbanks77]

Which brings me to our next point. DON'T RAPE WOMEN

[firerustdragon]

@jimbanks77

Ben rapistberger gets charged with rape three times and gets away

Lawrence Taylor gets a prostitute he is arrested, the cops are the pigs

prostitutes arent even people

next point dont be black or cops will find you first and ignore the faggot douche in Shittsberg

[xJosebx]

@firerustdragon right on dude!

[boomerxxx]

@firerustdragon lol. Typical American behaviour, "prostitutes aren't even people". 

[firerustdragon]

@boomerxxx

typical swedish behavior acting on your high horse just cause your one of the healthiest countries doesnt mean your the best you probably dont even know Taylor you just read the news and thought pew ignorant American rapist when you dont know half the story

[bo0chie9]

@firerustdragon typical thing to say from a black person... i bet your black right?.. hey how about this.. OJ Simpson.. fuckin ignorant asshole

[NerdstatuZ]

@bo0chie9 You are callin him ignorant but you are being stereotypical... Ironic.

[DodecahedronHead]

yeah but that's not like a BIG rule, is it? I mean it's okay if you broke it once last week in an alleyway behind starbucks?

[MrJerryscool]

@jimbanks77 u dumbass she said she was 19 years old, its not his fault shes a lieing ass slut and a waste of a life.

[gawgye123]

@MrJerryscool ur a waste of life

[trevanismith]

@jimbanks77 he didnt rape her the woman lied about her age and women that do that should stoned end of discussion....people want liberties but want to claim statutory rape...if i was president statutory rape is out and only real rape counts. so no more to catch a predator or crazy stuff like that .

[Sphinn]

@jimbanks77 & @doctorgonzo024

Well done fellas!

[PeterYanidis]

15 year olds are always the ones who are at fault in cases like this. She got what she deserved.

[PeterYanidis]

Kievit's life story.

[jgangstahippie]

LT if this is true I hope you rot in jail.

[Twealthman]

Stay away from my kids you perv

[EWGFus3r]

i fucking hate adam sandler

[RemusLupo]

@EWGFus3r

...loosen up

[ChokeslamKing]

@EWGFus3r then why the fuck r u watchin this?!

[EWGFus3r]

@ChokeslamKing it was in my suggested clips cuz i watch lots of football. i expected a commercial with LT not this shit.

[brent15x]

dont smoke crack

[75playmaker]

yaLL c it ain nut'n but white kids at dat camp,i saw 1 bLack git,must b exspensive 2 b n LT's camp...LoL

[micredable]

or maybe there is a spelling test???

[micredable]

or maybe there's a spelling test???

[zhicks994]

Are you black, and are you saying black people are poor?

[JKshuffler]

the kids all nodded lol!

[TheAnimefan112]

lol

[1moreastronaut]

Oh LT...take your own advice, son. :D

[MANEATINPANTS]

hahah thats a great comment

[bazookars]

Lol, they all noded when he said don't smoke crack

[ginger0ninger]

i remember that bit it was funny XD

[pigeonwarrior]

LMFAO!!! funniest bit of the film

[CaliWarrior408]

LETS HAVE A LT WELCOME.

[sammietyz]

i CRACKed up and my dad thought i smoked crack

[jjbigboss2]

dont smoke crack 0:40

[Kranda123]

LOL XDXDXD

[kennyquick3]

gentlemen, this brings me to my next point. don't smoke crack.

[EDDIEinWAR]

someone make a video from here 0:39 and make it looping over and over i bet it would be so funny!

dont smoke crack dont smoke crack...shit perfect ad 4 kids lol

[TRKoneAD2]

THE REAL LT

[WishFredWasDead]

Which brings me to our nest point DON'T SMOKE CRACK

[diztanguy]

@WishFredWasDead.i...i...dont smoke crack!captain insano said drugs were bad.you see the devil everywhere...like my mama!...

[ncdan24]

@WishFredWasDead Unless it's a 15 year old's ass crack!

[axess001]

Lawrence Taylor i was thinkin he was a cook

or sumthing...

jk hahahaha good times

[JerrzzyFresh]

hahahahahaha

[piekid8]

i dont get it =.=

[SportsEinstein]

he was a crackhead. That's part of the joke.

[babbidanie321]

lmao

[300Spartans1]

NOW i remember! L.T played in Shaft too!

[bulldog2013]

is that the lt from the chargers

[jeanjones9154]

Its Lawrence Taylor he played for the Giants.

[Matteo24]

No bitch that's the REAL LT THE ONLY ONE

KING LT BITCHEZ not your fucked up player

[kennyquick3]

Ladanian Tomlinson is amazing, one of the best runningbacks in the league today, except for last year. but yes that's the original LT.

[MrNostalgia09]

No, Dummy. It's Lawrence Taylor (The Original "LT") who played for the New York Giants.

I'd like to know who the idiots are who gave your dumb comment a thumbs up...

[LSUSAINTSFAN337]

No thats Leon Thomas, he was the backup punter for the houston oilers from 1980-1987.