I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (Merv Griffin)

[coulsons3]

I woke up next to this guy, I am still getting the foreign object removed from my anus

[xxa7xrocks291xx]

i like this song but it gets stuck in my head

[confusion2112]

50 people dont have coconuts

[tarapapi]

LIKE DIS IF URE A STRONG WILLED COCONUT DAT DONT NEED NO PALM TREE TO KEEP UP~~~

[MariaaLouisee1995]

plus he also says he was standing down at an english fair...

[MariaaLouisee1995]

my dad said the song is about an old fairground game, where coconuts were set on stands and you had to try and hit them off by throwing baseballs. In the song he says pitch which is throwing the ball and 'flick of the wrist' is the way you threw it . I personally like the song, love how he rolls his Rs but sad that I'm unable to do it myself!!!!

[davidma9345]

@MariaaLouisee1995 Yeah. FYI the game is called a Coconut Shy.

[BrandiCarlile123]

Is he talking about boobs? :P

[Dionsilberman]

The pedophile of the past...he likes your bunch of coconuts

[SuperHobo1234567]

@Dionsilberman I'm pretty sure this isn't meant to be like that.

[Dionsilberman]

@SuperHobo1234567 but unfortunately it comes across otherwise

[69Samsonite]

50 people are virgins

[thechefasian1]

@69Samsonite no havent hit puberty

[WuIzMe]

I've got a lovely bunch of dragon balls!

[Atratzu]

This is the "annoying song" I sing; instead of singing other catchy ear bug songs such as "Nya nya nya" or "nom nom nom". I sing about coconuts!

[Affraybrothers]

this is probably the only showtunes song i'll like

[OliviaNobody]

Zazu

[SoccerGirl7724]

HAHAHA

[IdaXHelena]

Love!

[soprano428]

HarmoNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[batum29]

He looks like he's having fun :P

[poopyscoopyman]

Reminds me old times on Funnyjunk. (':

[7777Shadowfax]

brought here thanks to a bird and a lion

[192tyler]

thumbs up if a link from a certain fanfic brought u here

[Chibbykins]

@192tyler

???

[ragilfragil1]

Vegeta brought me here

[Rabbix9906]

I've finally found out all the lyrics

[Kaaxe]

british accents ^^

[halidaggerhart]

i was brought here cus this guy on my teamspeak during a wow raid started singing it....

[EpicAquaDog]

The Lion King brought hear.

[oOTobiumeOo]

I got here from Hetalia Hell -_____-

[PotatoCow1]

@oOTobiumeOo lol, same. XD

[thegoldenmasterball]

I came here from SCP-087 

[candemly1]

Like if your only here cuz of Zazu/Lion King..^_^

[KoG138]

@candemly1 i'M HERE FOR cOcOnUTS

[sabatondriftclub]

@candemly1 i am lol

[rockman999129]

the ancestor of Sexy and I know it

[yaseen157]

I remember hearing this years ago from Garrys mod by DasBoSchitt

[luka15vc]

i ve got lovely bunch of dragonballs!!!!!

[esplanade25]

@SatchmoSings go fuck yourself, you'll get more pussy

[hazed718]

Some as big as ya head!!!?!? Big coconut..

[MrLagfag]

@hazed718 They are lovely coconuts i hear.

[CrazyCowgirlChick]

yes well ive got a lovely bunch of coconut!! u must b jealous

[NarutoisSamson]

49 people on there phone are allergic to coconuts

[anonamouse1000]

@satchmo sings he isn't the original either so suck it.

[NoArtisticLimitation]

Darn it RaNWoO2008 all I can see is NOS singing this now.

[SatchmoSings]

What a stupid song.

[pmcginn497]

@SatchmoSings

What a stupid comment :)

Have a nice day Shit head

[SatchmoSings]

@pmcginn497 Until I made your acquaintance, I didn't think it possible for someone to sexually assault themselves; I now know that self-ass rape is most definitely a reality.

At least the original Billy Cotton version captures elements of British music-hall tradition; this version is just some piece of shit that tasteless pea-brains such as yourself all jerk-off over when you're not raping your own ass.

[DoohickeyMan]

@SatchmoSings

why you mad, bro?

[SatchmoSings]

@DoohickeyMan Learn to follow a thread.

[BLOODELFSRULE]

@SatchmoSings oh shit guys we got a badass over here

[HardViolin]

Please check out my cover of this song on my channel :]

[novaplayer14]

fucking americans taking the piss out of british people basicly

[BLOODELFSRULE]

@novaplayer14 but its fun though

[ElongatedVowels]

@novaplayer14 Please spell "basically" correctly next time.

[novaplayer14]

@ElongatedVowels I'll spell it however the flup i want bacicallrellrlgrlly. and i was right, its taking the piss.

[BLOODELFSRULE]

@novaplayer14 so you cant take a joke?

[cartnox666]

48 people dosent like coconuts!

[77ladeda77]

Lol I hear zazu

[Doomsls]

'roll a ball a penny a pinch' - now thats subtle innuendo at its finest

[highvoltageenerock]

We sing this at camp!!!! i love this song so much!!!!!!!!!! I is so much funnyer in an English accent

[KBala4]

so much better than that Beiber person

[MarioGirl03]

When he sings I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts I can hear zazu

[Swansen03]

for some reason this makes me uneasy

[mDoel0401]

Pause at 0:32!!! I love this.

[lovezelda6]

great song :P

[dloude]

2:04 Have a banana! 

[Whakzig]

Far jeg kan ikke få hul på kokosnødden - Jørgen Ingmann - Danish version :)

[Slavezero9]

wait... so... the song IS about boobs...

yeay! :D

[PrfctPhntm]

@Slavezero9 No it's not he's saying if you pay you can bowl the coconuts to win a prize at the fair

[OneNorthernVoice]

I too used to have a lavely bunch of coconuts, then i took an arrow in the knee

[HardViolin]

Hey guys, I just attempted a cover of "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" in its entirety - both the vocals and a bit of violin too! The owner of this channel won't accept my video response but please check it out on my channel or here /watch?v=uujAXsXyqzM

Thanks!

[GoThIcNeko90]

IM BRAINWASHING MY SEX SLAVES TO THIS!^^

[kakvaszovut]

Far jag kan inte få upp min kokosnöt..

[sbaruas]

Vegeta: I've got a lovely bunch of DRAGON BALLS! lmao

[lilstar4evz]

love it ;)

[xThunderclapsx]

NAOMI, y u such a bitch, ah

[MonkeyTurtle100]

Back when tv was easy. And that accent is complete crap btw.

[123Jddr]

New favorite song.

[ryno123321]

What a showman

[CPTMALDONADO]

U do danno

[insanityftw1234]

ZAZU HAS SPOKEN.



[MISHMOSH1344]

im going to go get some coconuts and when I came back I better have thumbs up..

[Rartrin]

My Coconuts bring all the boys to the yard!

Dang right, they're better then yours!

[GirLuffer]

The idiots of Garry's Mod ouo

[fsxaircanada01]

@GirLuffer lol

[roguexsniper]

44 people dont have any coconuts....

[danno700]

I've also got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Just if anyone's interested.

[wertymansf]

i love his faceual expressions his eyes get weird looking it is a great song

[koamisking]

lol funny song

[TheHellojessie]

OMG it's the coco nuts song of the lion king!!!

[9sept1999]

@TheHellojessie Acually the Lion king got it from this.

[MacInDaPants]

44 people don't have a lovely bunch of coconuts :(

[crazydipz927]

0:49 the guy on the left doesnt know the song

[alemaumzinhu]

I've got a  lovely bunch of DragonBalls dudududud!

[TEHARDEN111]

I Really Do Have A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts If You Catch My Drift ladies

[PiperThorpe]

i love this song it always ends up in my head when i am bored or watching the lion king. :-D

[MegaMido9]

@PiperThorpe Meeeee tooooo!!!!  It's wonderful!

[MrTreyTrey123]

Lion King :D !!!!

[jason8261]

Hold 7. DERP

[95monitor]

best song ever

[Copper20]

I can imagine Scar singing to this.

[CONKER17]

@Copper20 thats probably how all these views got here :<

[KikiCocoCrazy]

ahhh merv griffin ihow i love your show its made me laugh from a young child but this is my favorite thing from it all =]

[ajrrai]

So catchy .! I've been singin it ALL day .!

[Warlord2994]

TFS! lmao. i've got a lovely bunch of dragonballs dodododo!

[blainyrules]

I've got a lovely bunch of dragonballs, dodododo

Here they are all sitting in a bunch dododo

One star, two star, all as big as my head

Give 'em a toss a planet across that's how Vegeta wins.

[stuckin1985girl]

@blainyrules bye-bye!

[BLOODELFSRULE]

@blainyrules ..i..need and adult?......



[NewVegasVigilante67]

@BLOODELFSRULE I am an adult.

[bratonabike]

@blainyrules you sir, are a god.

[ninjaofthestorm34]

god blass the person who made this song. i bow down to them

[bigdaddyfranchise]

Katersoneseven keeps singing this song XD

[spade2592]

lol lion king i had to see this

[MusicKityKat]

@AdelaideCityBoys Lol I remember hearing it on there XD

[cuttlefish007]

sent by the idiots of garrys mod 2 :P

[Abelhawk]

I started busting up at 0:56

[AMattyDevil]

Love this song <3

[MsBrunettebabe9]

I love the instruments in this song!

[Tcrumpen]

This is so catchy, even more catchy than Zazu's version in The Lion King

[XxFlashTuTorialsxX]

OpticJ sent me here <3

[gothamcity29]

A rediculously silly song but I love it.

[AbdiXD]

Vegeta brought me here

[mrjmanjman]

@AbdiXD LOL I've got a lovely bunch of dragon balls!

[blackout4491]

idiots of gary's mod 2 sent me here

[TeamBrainsTrust]

LOL!

[Leanashe23]

Thumbs up if, thanks to The Lion King, you only knew the lyrics up to "Big ones. Small ones. Some as big as your head."

[babylix]

@Leanashe23 OH Gosh why people want SOOO BAD having these thumbs up?? It seems like they're money.. -.-"" When you see a comment with many thumbs up you try to "defeat it" by making up another one...-.-""

[BrotherhoodsCreed]

I've got a lovely bunch of Dragonballs dodododoo  lol TFS FTW

[avocadoisdelicious]

HE SINGING ABOT BOOBS LOL

[TheTacosAreCold]

My brother brought me to this years ago. He's now in Japan in the Air Force and I just remembered this. :D

[silence6210]

Thank you Lion King

[ChickadeeSticks]

Yay!

[BlackWolf5796]

thumbs up if TFSA brought you here

[Fang2oo9]

@BlackWolf5796 lovely bunch of dragonballs duh duh duh duh duh

[xXx13cornholio13xXx]

thumbs up if you actually have a clue who the artist is =]

[Bobalini1]

Press 1 repeatedly for "engrish"

Press 2 '' for "Swat this," as is dictated by the conductor behind him

Hold 3 for a scary ghost-like man third from the left

Press 4 repeatedly for the conductor to shoot Merv Griffin

Press 5 for.... something

Hold 6 for an awesome GIF image/

Press 6 repeatedly for the best Street Fighter Character Opener ever

Hold 7 for herp

Hold 8 for aliens/press 8 for a drunk Merv Griffin

Press 9 repeatedly for pelvic thrusts from Merv G. and the people to his right.

[Bobalini1]

42 people are allergic to funny.

And coconuts

[metroidman7428]

@MrCabooseJD Damn u sterotype bitch, no one in Texas looks like that xD

[Ramubay]

@eminemrulesmajorly1 It stuck me somewhere.

[namakishizo]

@BleachFanGirl21 I was just trying to make people laugh. but yes he said their lovely but it also sounds like he is saying theyre ugly

[namakishizo]

1:46 he shouts theyre ugly

[BleachFanGirl21]

@namakishizo he said -"their lovely" not ugly. how would someone have ugly coconuts?

[Mornaf1]

when the orchestra is singing at the end, he looks bored and annoyed when he replies.

[Brumakbro]

VG cats brought me here...

[smeeby99]

Some as big as ur head. AND bigger!

[Sparkz49]

HARMONEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Millioko1324]

@Sparkz49 ?? may i ask

[TheSilverWolfX9]

(oYo) there's my lovely pair of coconuts

[irondude0611]

How come everyone thinks this song is about boob?

[LillehXoXoXo]

The lion king, Made this song amazing.

[lMajinlVegeta]

TeamFourStars Send Me here



[xlimegreen2x]

@lMajinlVegeta

Haha glad I'm not the only one

[lMajinlVegeta]

@xlimegreen2x

XD

[Retroblogs]

Think its about an hold fairground game where you throw coconuts at the cans or etc, knock em all down and win a prize. "Roll or bowl a ball a penny a pitch" and also "everybody throw and make me rich" basically saying the people people who play and throw the coconuts/balls the more money he make :D

peace

[jwmulvay1]

lion king ... a gift that keeps on giving.

[puppytrails2121]

Ladies and gentlemen... Our new national anthem.

[lygarx]

when he started talking about his wife that was a clear indication that this song was about boobs

[LilRed4561]

i love this song!

[havebrainsmust]

this would entertain me when i was younger, and if i was the same age i am now..

[BellatrixCRUCIO]

roll a bowl a ball a penny a PITCH

bahahaha!:D

[meatmanbeaver]

Thumbs up if you were going to search for "Ive got a lovely bunch of boobs"

[naeram]

ahahhaa god this guy is wicked!!

[theholyshizznick]

Thumbs up if you were originally going to type in I've got a lovely bunch of dragonballs

[pureblackeagle]

@theholyshizznick it's true, but i'm still not going to thumbs up your comment

[musicrazy13]

i love this song!

[narwhalsandjuice]

My neighbors called the cops because I was abusing the replay button.

[Delmaria94]

... Did we british really used to sound like that?

@Delmaria94 Yes.