The Three Best Molson Canadian Commercials

[onething1471]

CANADA! KEEP THOSE RUSSIANS OUT OF THE NORTH. THIS IS OUR LAND.

[phily880]

They are goals!

[hannahtoews]

"You feel kind of bad for reclining your seat in an airplane.." :)

[mattersOVERmissiles]

I dont drink that piss, worst beer around, and its owned by coors soo not very canadain eh?

[MadHabber93]

@mattersOVERmissiles Its called MolsonCoors Brewing Company. Not Coors.

[MeanGene79]

@mattersOVERmissiles Labatt is the worst. And they're owned by the Belgians.

[Jmak4Life]

i may not drink beer (gibsons finest) but i do respect the best commercials ever made

[stargirl19971]

@Fullmetal9876

[cassandradc]

"They're not dents- they're goals!" Absolutely! I hate getting yelled at for goals!

[8TheVanillagorilla]

"You've been kicked out of somewhere"

Haha.

[ragequitify]

Don't be embarrassed, be proud!

[smegweevil]

I am kind of embarrassed how a beer commercial can make me feel good but they say it so well.

My favorite is "They're not dents, they're goals."

[Triquetrafilms]

Canadians know when they look in their wallet that the 5's are blue, the 10's are purple and the 20's are green... It's not monopoly money, it's the easiest way to find a 20 when you're drunk, and looking to buy the your buddies a round.



[okokwegetit22]

@Triquetrafilms lol i love how americans call it funny money like they've never heard of coloured money before. British money and european money are also coloured. Something different from the u.s.a?! That's so funny !

[REPINTDOT]

PROUD FUCKING CANADIAN

[meg5730]

I love wearing a canoe as a hat.....and I don't THINK hockey tape can fix anything, I KNOW it can :P

[Trepur349]

Am I Canadian? coat on pile-check buddies gf-check strong determine stops-check trophies-have none :( replace pint-check buddies back-check Blow Torch-lol ice scraper-check playoff beard-check Scar-Nope Road trip bad car-check reclining seat-check cheesy pick up line-check turned down a booty call-sorta (booty was improbable anyway) bar-nope women into sports-check goalie equipment-sometimes j stroke-check Figure skating-check sippy cup-check canoe hat-check BBQ-check goals-check

[lightrahnoehk]

Haha, I'm American and I've never felt this pride in my own country... (T_T)

[EnergeticBanana]

"Used your arm as an ice scrapper" Every Winter

[MistaMilbz]

There not dents, THERE GOALS!!!!

[xRyanIrvingx]

ive done more then half of that

[theehootman]

this is our beer and I AM CANADIAN

[b0u3lam]

i love this country dont like beer

[jdsavvy]

I am Canadian.

[JaredDecimusMeridius]

"They're not dents, they're goals." That's by far my favourite.

[tazdevilman1]

One of my kids was born cause the NHL went on strike. I AM CANADIAN.

[ProudtobeaCanuck]

haha I do feel bad when I recline my seat on an airplane lol.

[TheFallVictim]

This makes me miss Canada. Here in the U.S., people laugh when I say I love hockey and when they hear my accent.

[NewYorkFan1994SRHS]

i am american, but boy do i love canada and their hockey! i cant wait to move to Winnipeg!

[Ultimatesonicfan30]

@NewYorkFan1994SRHS good man, your on way

[bvallier100]

Man..I've done all of those things. lol...My girlfriend who is now my wife was pissed at me for a week cause I blew her off for a playoff game. Hey! It's hockey...

[bitchesbcrazy123]

@bvallier100 wow, lololol 

[PersianPrince47]

you've turned down a booty call in the post-season. this is divine law.

[ontariobuds]

@coldplaying776 i know, it's just funny that's all

[beanfromex1]

brilliant...

[ontariobuds]

Since when is a pile of coats a Canadian thing?

[Tyler4768]

@ontariobuds When it doesn't get stolen? XD

[killer223222]

@pingurujvted me the same except i dont drink never played rugby

[razgriz786]

they gotta use "majestic" by liquid cinema as there soundtrack!

total epicness!!

[ragequitify]

I am a goalie and at 1:12 it is soooo true

[roadruner55]

Why isn't the I am Canadian commercial here? Joe needs to explain what it means to be Canadian!

[SuperUltraSquad]

@duelfuel96 no, football sucks.

[ragequitify]

and there not dents, there GOALS!!!

you anyone with goalie equipment a friend

those to are sooooo TRUE

[canascot02]

@USAdude30 bahaha :D cheers

[canascot02]

@USAdude30 Oh yes Canada's unofficial national plant lol

[bbphnix]

@canascot02 weed's Canada unofficial plant? huh?

[Marvisification]

epic voice!

[DJSbros]

I like the "You feel kinda bad for reclining your seat on a plane" because its soooo true. lmfao

[karcream]

ive used my arm as an icescraper, i have a hockey scar, sippy cup lids are the bomb, and i got my buddys back, i dont do dents or cracks, i do goals :D ill call anyone with goalie equipment a friend, sort of

[16fraserthegreat]

ive driven alot further than just an hour for alot less than 19 minutes of ice time

[necroturky]

They'er not dents they goals! Love it.

[bbphnix]

I am European, I have no idea how Canadians are like; are they really like this? keep seeing messages about how people have acutally done the things in the video

[jody0001]

@bbphnix Canadian men can be this way, some women too. The one thing we all like to do is; Stand around a fire pit and drink beer into the late hours of the night

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[canascot02]

@jody0001 Abso-fucking-lutely beer and fire out in the country on your buddy's farm, drivin tractors, shooting guns, drinkin beer, and catching chickens! I AM CANADIAN!

[Zhaoqingable]

@jody0001 The fire and the beer, just those two words together puts a smile on my face. Nicely said.

[hannabear101]

@bbphnix oh dear... this is a little cliche. but overall, yes. unless you dont play hockey.

[canascot02]

@bbphnix Absolutley my European friend! Hockey, beer, fires, cliff jumping at quarries, canoeing, you name it, we do it all lol

[BiennaSoysige]

I didn't know they made commercials about me...

[FosterSniper]

man i wish molson canadian would make more commercials like these

[Everstruggling]

Hockey is to sports what writing your name in the snow is to art, but other than those I've done them all. I know I'm supposed to like it, but I just can't bring myself to care what group of dim-witted millionaires is better at hitting a bit of hard rubber around.

[muchmaplevideoz]

"You've worn a canoe as a hat" LOL YUP

[bitchesbcrazy123]

@muchmaplevideoz same

[waivedwench]

@muchmaplevideoz Only Canadians could have "Mr. Canoehead: Canada's greatest aluminum crime fighter."!

[Fullmetal9876]

a woman who"s into sports is worth worshipping, I am the friend, of course I know what a J stroke is, Figure skating = worth watching, Sippy cup lid = WINNING!, Canoes ARE hats, if I haven't built it I don't grill on it and I grill when ever I can, and of course they aren't dents or holes THEY'RE GOALS!

[Fullmetal9876]

I have multiple hockey scars, broken down cars were invented for road trips, I know 2 girls that got jiggy with pro hockey players, I cant bear to recline my seat in a plane, of course my friends dare me to use cheesy pick up lines, filling my pint first is despicable, hockey tape is better than duct tape! getting kicked out of places is a hobby, post season > booty call, driven an hour for 10 minutes of ice time, I"ve been to every bar that begins with Mc and ends with annigans

[Fullmetal9876]

I leave my coat everywhere hell I forgot it places came back and its still there weeks after I never think about touching my buddies gf I AM the strongest bladder I kept all my hokey RIBBONS as well I replace peoples pop if I knock it over all my friends can and do count on me of course I clap for the dancer BLOW TORCHES WERE INVENTED FOR CURVING HOCKEY STICKS my arm is a scraper of course I have grown a beard in the post season

[Durahan82]

I use to have a goalie equipment ;_;

[NewlyWastedMoments]

Man, those are all so true :)

[JettDucket]

ANNDD... there not dents, there GOALS!

[nicholasczapiewski]

awesome and very true commercials. Molson Canadian has the best beer commercials.

[angad19]

I'm American, and I feel bad reclining my seat on an airplane. However, most Americans don't, and that's what Canada's better.

[JeremySwass]

@angad19 Why does everyone think Americans are bad. I been to the states and for the most part the people i met were very nice, sure there were the assholes but there are assholes here in Canada. I'm not going to lie i prefer the Great White North over any other country.

[OoComatoseo0]

@JeremySwass Because their assholes are richer and have nothing better to do with their time. It is people like Donald Trump the reason many people hate America. I have no problem with America at all it is just that the rich ones have voices that overpower the nicer ones.

[JeremySwass]

@OoComatoseo0 you been on a flight with rich americans, cause you said nothing about them in your orginal comment which refered to americans not caring about reclining their seat on an airplane. i've had asshole canadians recline their seat in my face. But the statement about asshole (mainly rich) americans over shadowing the nice ones is true for the most part

[OoComatoseo0]

@JeremySwass That was my original comment. And never denied that there are asshole Canadians. Read who put the original comment then read the reply.

[cacamalla]

There not dent there goals BEST LINE!

[SuperBoomstick]

133 Canadians.

One American.

[donjohnney]

Literally all but one of these fit me.

WTF is a J-stroke?

[MelioraCogito]

@donjohnney "WFT is a J-stroke?" - Seriously? It allows one person to paddle a canoe in a straight line.

[drusila101]

@MelioraCogito In his defense....we don't really canoe in America....we raft, which apparently takes 10000 ppl to man.

[SuperUltraSquad]

@donjohnney haha, its a paddling technique for canoeing ;) 

[vanillafrapp73]

I've done all of those things except: made a move on my buddies gf, clapped for a dancer who shouldn't be a dancer, grow a beard for the post season, got kicked out of a bar. Why? Because I'm a girl. Everything else I've done and Hockey tape DOES fix anything! I carry 3 rolls in car because you never know.

[haunteddrifter]

i saw one that was all about canadian pride and something about saying it as about, not a boot........i cant find it anyone know where it is?

[lingnan]

@haunteddrifter  this one?

watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg&feature=re­lated

[tennineight]

@haunteddrifter search I AM CANADIAN COMMERICAL

[nicholasrep]

@haunteddrifter its called the rant



[SeregaCh]

I am Rusian, but it turnes out I am a Canadian? wtf:))

[sask523]

crap beer,

fuck molson

[Red62]

You've assembled a barbeque. XD

[omfgMASTERomfg]

75% of em ive done it hahahhah. i love these commercials.

[Kingrex16]

Left a coat on a pile

got my buds back

used my arm as an ice crapper

ive gotta a hockey bruise not scar

fell kinda back relining my seat (car or Airplane)

hockey tape can fix anything (TV car, bike, hockey stick, cell phone)

Figure skating is awesome (im a guy BTW)

I once helped my grandfather assemble a BBQ

(all the ones that apply to me)

[mcelderry111]

they've actually picked out quite a few good AND accurate ones.

[Sandler41882]

The dents-goals one is literally perfect. It couldn't be truer.

[kylem1112]

i'm american. But this commercial makes canadians looks like awesome people

[NASCAR4ever11]

@kylem1112 Thats because we r awesome people!!

[ADelima3]

@kylem1112 cause we are awesome eh

[gord10100]

They sure show the truth in this add!  Canada has it all!

[nashdawg1967]

Absolutely awesome.

[41181131815239]

I know how to do a J stroke

[lindseykayleen]

Just speaking for this American girl, but I would LOVE to be with a plaid-wearing hockey-playing, molson-drinking, broad-shouldered, sippy cup top-loving Canadian MAN.

[looloorex]

hahaha I've worn a canoe for a hat !!

[Mr5AMBFRSL]

hahaha fuck the airplane thing is so true

[vkoch7772]

Canada's the best place on earth

[Tomborghini]

@vkoch7772 I'll drink to that any day :)

[silvertear]

trufax.

[pingurujvted]

i am british

i have a rugby scar,

i drink black beer,

i love the queen(god save the queen)

i know how to play football(soccer)

i but i love canada

[PediBaba]

scary how accurate this is...

[Drjames320]

Eh? I love my country

[MandyLovesRock]

i love my country <3

[hardrock995]

iv done all these things except iv used a camp fire and a stove to curve my stick ;)

[brooksbert]

Molson Canadian for Prime Minister!

[MrBeta7x]

I've got goalie equipment.

[TheBrodicalSon]

I'm proud to be Canadian.

[GroomerPro]

Fuck these commercials make me proud to be Canadian

[halorocks647983]

ok let me run down the list for the first one 1 never worry about coat getting stolen 2 never 3 been there 4 have em all 5 doesnt everyone? 6 thats just comon bro code 7 clapped 8 man have i ever done that 9 despret times call for desparet measures 10 yup

[MattSemeredy]

@halorocks647983  i do not follow

[calisse245]

Wow these ads are great !!! Ha ha their really canadian, simple,funny and in no way pretentious :-) !!! And me too I have an hockey scar on my forearm !!!! Canucks are best !!! Go Canada go !!! To hell with dumb sissy Yanks !!!

PS: To my Yankee doodle friends, take Canada as an example, be humbler stop bragging and respect other peoples worldwide and perhaps the world might ''one'' day appreciate and like you somehow !!! lol

[Coaster105]

Anyone with goalie equipment is a friend lol.

[tigercub888]

you've used your arm as an ice scraper. you feel kinda bad reclining your seat in an airplane. you've turned down a booty call in the post-season. you've worn a canoe as a hat.

[YoCzechYourself]

I fucking love the Unwritten Code of Canada

[halorocks647983]

@YoCzechYourself i hate most comercials except thease ones and the other one where there like we have more squar feet of awesome per person than any nation on earth so epic!! xD

[tacosaregod]

SO EPIC

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@mamakunem And you call me pretentious...

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@mamakunem I gotta ask, was it worth your time to post that reply?

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

They forgot the thingy about how Candians pronounce "ou" sounds...

Were these supposed to be funny?

[NovaScotiaCanadian]

my name is Torrien and,

I AM CANADIAN!

[Jvarls14]

26/29

[AxeManWolf25]

for all the TRUE Canadians out there!

Say it LOUD

Say it PROUD!

I... AM... CANADIAN!!!

[AfterImage9]

Canada sucks!

[bigredonedday]

@AfterImage9 lollololololololool. you lie.

[newfiemale25]

They're not dents they're goals lmao i loves that one

[newfiemale25]

They should do more of the Unwitten code...all of these are so true

[aussigoldenboy]

These are real Canadian Adds

[convictor11]

lol i love these commercials always leaving me with a smile at the end of them!

[Masterpivot292]

Used a blow torch to form my hockey blade lol.

I have a hockey scar.

Hockey tape CAN fix anything.

I've been kicked out of so many places.

Driven over an hour for less than 30 minutes of ice time.

Sippy-cup lids are awesome

Also, they're not dents! THEY'RE GOALS!

[invudvah]

@Masterpivot292 does your soap smell like soap?

[Masterpivot292]

@invudvah

Fuck yeah it does.

[besayewich]

i find this ten times funnier because i have done at least half of them

[CloakedMagnum]

@besayewich Thats the point of the commercial! So many of these are WAYYY TO TRUE

[ViraIshnia]

@besayewich

Ditto on that!! Except really things that are impossible for me because I'm a girl

[CptnCanuckShow]

@besayewich lol, i've done all of them from the first commercial... all but one from the second, and all but the goalie one in the third... mainly because I am the goalie.

[TheBresett]

@besayewich thats all?

[jareddrum]

i ove these commercial but the new ones aren"t that good. They don't make um like they used to.

[bazooka7438]

aaamaaazing.

song is "summer overture" by mozart lol

[bazooka7438]

@bazooka7438 or "requiem for a dream"

[MrBulldog94]

whats the song called

[bearanan]

hahahhaa so true!

[meghanh11]

CANADIAN

[kimmilil]

I AM

[indujan]

whats the song called?

[flamingdragonskull]

Is this why you wanted the videos?