Funny Heineken Commercial

[ArowanaVV]

Wat een Engels toch ook weer. Vraag me af of hij niet gewoon 'Nou, wie weet' zegt.

[kleberr182]

Put Heineken under the tree to see if Santa really exists.

[EbiTron]

@kleberr182 Yea, because of the vomit underneath...

[Evi1M4chine]

Heineken… “beer”… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What’s next? Fries counting as a vegetable? lol.

[JINGOMASTER]

How many funny Heineken commercials are there? And more important... how many will follow?

[ChernomirdinReturn]

Parachute in space? In space not air. Commercial was shooting by J.George Bush?

[kdbassman]

@ChernomirdinReturn it entered the atmosphere there is air inside the atmosphere are mars hence the parachute

[ChernomirdinReturn]

@kdbassman

This is not air.

[MufferNl]

@ChernomirdinReturn Actually there is no air on Mars but there is a mixture of other gasses which makes a parachute a viable option.

Now we wait :P

[vankylandia]

@ChernomirdinReturn go to study child

[ChernomirdinReturn]

@vankylandia

Where you study? This is not air, this is gas.

[vankylandia]

@ChernomirdinReturn not necessarily have to be air resistance is applied in a parachute, stupid

[ChernomirdinReturn]

@vankylandia

Speech now goes not about resistance, and about air. Stupid? At once it is visible - Argentina - Papuans.

[vankylandia]

@vankylandia not necessarily have to be air resistance is applied in a parachute, stupid

[IvanPushkarov]

No you fools !!! NO !!! Do you know what you've done ?! Now they'll invade our planet !!! ...

[Jor0r]

@IvanPushkarov Heineken will keep every living creature as far away as possible ^_^

[TheGuigui2011]

transformers 4

[unstableelement]

@tybash /watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

[ROFLOLXDXD]

@ShadeRunners totally right, i hate it when i see a movie like Austin Powers 3 where Goldmember speaks deutsch and they say its dutch, i think its really fucking annoying for me and the other dutchmen

[0416boss]

the dutch will rise again soon prepare buy beer and we wil spare you

[tybash]

In real Mars, that bier would have been frozen in an instant. Not to mention the glass would break.

[waterpolovin]

@tybash who cares....

[tybash]

@waterpolovin

Your mom did, when we watched this crap last night.

[SgtShnackendale]

This is fantastic.

[ditisvreemd]

the Dutch = citizens of the Netherlands... We RULE <3

[met80s]

zachte G ftw.

[nederman01jwz]

nope lier go school hahahaa

dutch = nederlands

germany/ germanic = duits (in the netherlands and deutsch in germany)

but its just bullshit what youre sayin



[iwantsexbaby666]

0:46 thats the dude from mission to mars^^

[ilikeadje]

80 people dont like beer.

[MaBla69]

Was passiert da bei 0:45 ?? Eine Schande !!

[jezkon]

@MaBla69 just shut up and enjoy your beer

[TeamRefLeXz97]

Best ever

[nicamy8988]

makes me proud to be dutch haha

[DartiCia]

Very very funny remake of the laguna monster xD but i think it's better the old ad xD

[RogerVhees]

Am I the only one who likes the song on the end? someoen tell me the name please

[hagentr]

@RogerVhees moloko - sing it back (i dont know witch version)

[hagentr]

@RogerVhees moloko - sing it back (i dont know witch version)

[anhcudeptrai]

0:29 it's Megamind ????

[neukertification]

People here do not know their geography well. If I say I am Dutch, they think I am German, or they think I am Danish. They only way they know where I am from is when you mention the city of Amsterdam, then I bell goes off, or the lights turns on. Sad because there is more to The Netherlands then just was is going on in Amsterdam.

[neukertification]

People here do not know there geography well. People in Europe are able to find most all countries on a map.

[MrDoomtastican]

@Shaderunners I am dutch and You're right but german people will understand what you mean if you talk dutch to them.

[24tagueule]

hmm i prefere Carlsberg....or Super Bock

[HollandStefanholland]

Heineken is Dutch

[ZzRvXzZ]

I wish we had beer here in mars.... damn this place sucks... but atleast we have internet.

[TheRobertjavier81]

O yeah beer in Mars !!!

[theddeadpool]

If there is life on Mars, the Dutch will find it.

[flemster99]

75 People live on Jupiter

[NixwiewegProduktion]

Super commercial....maybe you watch mine? ....watch?v=hrNhvTT6o4w

[zegeriaz]

best comm ever

[ButzMN]

The best commercial I've ever seen!

[XEPAKOBO]

genius !

[pelklauw]

Brilliant, dutch rule! \o/

[michaelaurand]

Am I seriously reading a heated argument about science in the comment section of a beer commercial?

[600IR]

Haha im dumb? Clearly im talking to a stuborn kid. Mass = property of a body that causes it to have weight. I dont need to prove myself. Just go ahead and keep telling people that its megnetic feild is gravity, and science channel on "how the universe works", and wikipedia are wrong.And yes, big commet do have gravity, just very weak cause its not big enough.

[600IR]

en.wikipediaDOTorg/wiki/Earth'­s_magnetic_field

A little wikipiedia on and about earths megnetic field and what it does and reflect. I guess they need to talk to your nasa buddy too huh. incase you dont know change the big DOT to real "." .

[IRewweIR]

Free beer?! I'm going

[Marvcohen]

Very good

[sil777armandi]

@thio59.... je je jej ..... no tenes idea de lo que escribis, el que tiene que ir a estudiar sos vos. La gravedad y el campo magnetico de la tierra son dos cosas diferentes. Aun no se sabe exactamente que produce la gravedad, hay muchas teorias que se disputan pero ninguna comprobada. Lo que si se sabe es que es una propiedad de la masa de todos los cuerpos y esta dada alrededor de los mismos por las leyes de gravitacion Universal..... estudialas

[NordKoenig]

AM ende hätten noch außerirdische komm müssn ^^

[DanChoiThon]

so we have gravity in Mars too xD

[tttmmmnnnttt]

@DanChoiThon

we do have grafity in mars if you didnt know! every planet has gravity, cause every planet has its own electro magnetic field! some grafitys are weak some are strong!

[thio59]

@tttmmmnnnttt wrong, gravity is not caused by electromagnetism but by mass

[tttmmmnnnttt]

@thio59

haha, you clearly dont know anything about this! here is proof: IF grafity is created by mass, then there should be grafity in open space too! idiot... The electromagnetic field of planets act as a MAGNET and attract every single object that comes near to it... thats why they say "North Pole" and "South Pole" cause those poles come from MAGNETS! go and do your homework and get good marks and then come to tell me how wrong i am!

Source: one of my friends works in NASA...

[ckers4o1]

@tttmmmnnnttt You need a friend in NASA to know that? XD

[tttmmmnnnttt]

@ckers4o1

what i meant was that if he doesnt belive me, i can tell him to ask my friend!

[600IR]

Um I think you are talking about megnetic force that reflect solar ray and stuff away from our earth. With out it we will die, so gravity is from mass as we beleive. Because a blue star is the heaviest and has the most gravitational pull, but its not the biggest planet, but so dense thats its heavy. If its electro megnetic, it would be easily be reverse and we would have been floating with our technology by now. I think miss understood you nasa buddy.

[tttmmmnnnttt]

@600IR

no i didnt misunderstand him, because i never asked him, i just gave him a hint, if he wants to ask my friend himself! and 2, The Electromagnetic field of earth does not reflect Solar Rays(X-RAYS), that's the OZONE layer's job to do that, go do your homework!

[tttmmmnnnttt]

@600IR

comment continues here: if you're theory is right about grafity being triggered by mass, so tell me, why isnt there grafity in space? there is TONS of mass in space, but no grafity, explain that!

[600IR]

@tttmmmnnnttt do you know what mass is? It is weight. There is no weight in space. Space is nothing. Place of nothing. There for, nothing cant end cause it never starts, but planets has weight . And ozone layer is not reflecting radiation from us, it is the megnetic feild. Please do us a favor and stop and do a google search. I am very much intrested in space, so I watch and learn about it everychance I get. Science channel, discovery. Watch those channel, you might learn something.

[tttmmmnnnttt]

@600IR

you are dumb...

first of all, Mass isn't weight, Mass is the volume of particles in an object, weight is the heavieness of it!

and second: there are TONS of mass in space, which include: Space Rocks, Dust, Hydrogen(as well as other gasses) and much more stuff!

3rd, just because YOU watch those channels doesnt mean you're right, you watch it at tv, i studied this at school as my highschool main subject!

Source: My highschool main subject was Space, and i always passed 100/100!

[600IR]

@tttmmmnnnttt lol thats funny cause my freind of mine studied it in sdsu and his proffesor said gravity is from the rotation of the earh, and we know thats not true!! Stick to your nassa buddy. He will make you sound real smart.

[600IR]

@tttmmmnnnttt if mass is not weight, how do you calculate e=mc2? Maybe you ahould ask your nasa buddy for help with that.

[tttmmmnnnttt]

@600IR

i can swear you are dumb! Mass is the volume of particles within an object, while Weight is the heavieness of it! lets see here, someone weights 50kg, thats NOT his weight, thats his mass! his weight will be ABOUT 500N! i can swear you never have gone to school, and if not, you are a small child who wants to show himself off!

you know what? ill just give you my friends Email via private message, and you can ask him yourself!

[600IR]

@tttmmmnnnttt

lol you just proved yourself wrong. You said particle is object mass, now you say a guy that is 50k is his mass? Particles is what its made out of not 50k. I said weight to tell idiots like you that call othes stupid, what its like you fucken stubborm moron. I dont need your friends contact, just another stupid idiot like youself. Now back to the 1st issue, about gravity. the I sent you a fact about magnetic feild, send me a fact that im wrong.cant do it huh?

[600IR]

@tttmmmnnnttt

I didnt know when talking to a f'ing idiot you have to be so specific. I just tried to put it in word idiots like yourself would understand. "the name north and south poles came from magnets" lol thats the funniest shit I ever heard. And another thing, how do you think a compass always points north? From gravity or megnetic feild? To you, its the same shit right? Go read a book and stop watching disney channel kid.

[tttmmmnnnttt]

@600IR

you know what? i'm not gonna talk to you about science, but instead im gonna tell you 2 things:

the person who starts an arguement, and at the end HE is the one who starts using words like "idiots like you" or "you fucking idiot" always is the loser of the arguement.

2: the reason you said "i dont need your friends contact" or whatever, the reason is because you dont want to get proved wrong, its ok, i know more people like you!

dont bother replying :)

[tttmmmnnnttt]

@600IR

do you know this saying: "if you cant amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullshit" thats exactly what you are trying to do: trying to confuse me with your bullshit, but it wont work, since ive studied all this long time ago!

[thio59]

@tttmmmnnnttt I got a Honours Bachelor of Science and what you are telling only applies to small particles. BTW you should spell it like 'gravity' not 'grafity'. Study on.

[DavieJones2nd]

now THATS the way to do it lol

[krentenbol33]

70 people drink euroshopper beer

[vmk14296]

Dutch stylee (l)

[1nspirator]

This is like the best commercial EVER!!! LMAO

[irontoyvn]

i have to go to Mar..........right now. LOL

[xtekke]

now we wait .. hahhahha

[automotorestemok]

@xtekke if theres life not for long xD

[magnificatorig]

the music makes the end epic :D :D :D

[valemoro1987]

fantastic video!! Rio Stone.

[ShadeRunners]

Well technically Dutch == Deutsch and vice versa. It's a old Germanic language where both languages derive from Dietsch. Also why the two sound so much a like. But it gets really annoying when people don't understand the difference between dutch and deutsch. In almost all Hollywood films dutch speak german XD

[Prinsessie]

@ShadeRunners

If they speak german instead of dutch it really annoys me. You can say that they haven not looked how dutch sounds and that they have not researched it.

[bySander]

@ShadeRunners Most importantly Dutch is the language of Holland (The Netherlands) and German is of Germany. Dutch is not a German dialect and German is not a Dutch dialect. Two totally different languages.

People in Germany won't understand a word if you would speak Dutch.

[14wasp]

@bySander

German people understand Dutch just as well as Dutch people understand German. Especially the Germans from the northwestern part of Germany.

[bySander]

@14wasp - Ik ben zelf Nederlands en het is natuurlijk onzin om te beweren dat Nederlanders en Duitsers elkaar verstaan. Duits is zelfs een taal die je op de middelbare school kan leren en niet een taal die we van nature al kunnen verstaan en/of begrijpen. Het is een fout die met jou heel veel mensen maken door te veronderstellen dat beide talen veel overeenkomsten hebben terwijl het tegendeel waar is.

[dutchygirl1993]

@bySander je leert het dan wel op de middelbare school maar als je als basisscholier naar duitsland gaat en een beetje oplet weet je ook wel wat ze zeggen. ze zijn gemakkelijk te verstaan als je geen duist lessen hebt gehad

[KeloUnlimited]

@ShadeRunners

Dutch = People from Holland (IN ENGLISH)

Deutsch = People from Germany (IN GERMAN)

it couldnt be easier

[Drainstormer]

@ShadeRunners Dutch language is like written English worded and spoken by Germans.

[RsGhost1]

@Drainstormer Noooo, Dutch and German pronunciation is quite different. Dutch is much harder, whereas German sounds more.. civilized, lol. Also since English has so many words derived from French, English and Dutch vocabulary aren't that much alike.

[dennopro]

@RsGhost1 Yeah right, nooit gehoord van de zachte''g'' kut?! Verdampte arshlog! gij moet naar de oorarts koekwous.

[RsGhost1]

@dennopro Gelukkig gebruiken de meeste Nederlanders geen zachte g..

[dennopro]

@RsGhost1 duitsers ook niet, wat verschillen jullie er nog van dan:P xx

[RsGhost1]

@dennopro De Nederlandse g is zo'n rochel g, terwijl de Duitse g Engelser klinkt :P

[dustinh70]

@ShadeRunners , Did you made that up yourself? Dutch == Deutsch and vice versa??????? what the fuck are you talking about?????

[shuffle851]

Carlsberg is better in the Heineken

[MusicislifeBR]

what does the guy with red coat say in the last scene?!

[l4mp13]

@MusicislifeBR now we wait

[Rbbrmnml]

Take it easy Dommelsch, we have indeed a (west)germanic language :)

see wikipedia under west-germanic languages..

[dangerdangerdanger45]

jajajaja!!!!!que buen comercial!

[gerstiLFTH]

65 people drink amstel ;)

[davidbmx099]

@gerstiLFTH Amstel is from the same producer

[minkuukel]

Top reclame.

[fra2603]

I really hope europe becomes like that. i'm french I was always pissed off about the idea of a federal europe but FUCK IT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT A FEDERAL EUROPE!!!!!!!! with french as first languge naturally ;)

[ricardowii232]

@fra2603 fuck the french they where pussy's in WW2 and they still are now!

[fra2603]

@ricardowii232 being defeated in two weeks because of retarded generals doesn't make us pussies... a lot of french people resisted... more than 100000 french resistants died in ww2...

[ricardowii232]

@fra2603

true, to be honest the french had a very good resistance from the locals

[jonnyrot1982]

@fra2603

Ok so if the first lag is to be French why you speak good english as well as french? English is and will be the global lang for years.....

[fra2603]

@jonnyrot1982 I never said it woudn't. I think its great that there is an almost international language. but I also perfectly speak spanish and I'm learning russian : usually when you speak a language very well you speak other languages

[mattstorm360]

now we whit....

*green men come and get drunker then drunk*

[DecileNeil]

Well... I know this commercial because I am Dutch, but I also know Heineken is a global brand. Is this commercial also being broadcasted outside The Netherlands?

[seanyk111]

@DecileNeil i'm irish and i've seen it before

[DecileNeil]

@seanyk111 Thanks alot, Any other countries?

[TheSaiyanKing]

@DecileNeil yup.....well, it WAS

[quantitine]

what is that piano piece?

[vannieuj]

@quantitine MOLOKO - Sing It Back (can 7 1930's remix)

[schattenphoenix]

Epic commercial

[l2804l]

maybe alice cooper will come around ...

[realtoyz13]

love these commercials, but it's too bad heineken tasts like piss, no ty, i'll have a westmalle

[SicariusKSU]

incredible 

[1995cle]

The dutch WIL find it.

[NLglennNL]

classic

[dovydukas5]

0:28 oh u nederland bastards :D 

[horvathszilveszter]

Now we wait! :D

[fabio344]

Why thank you Germany ? xD

[Jeroen5252]

@fabio344 Because of the safe trip to Mars.

[mrouw]

@fabio344 for the airbags, i guess.. thanks here to Mercedes Benz, who was produced in the 68/69 the first working sort of airbag that we know today ^^

anyway, great comercial :D

[freddief0]

Whats the "Song" name of the Beer-bar? :P

Thanks if you reply usefully

[SerKeyful]

@freddief0 watch?v=v0hz1BAKmgU enjoy

[xandrox22001]

@SerKeyful thx for the song

[tiadaid]

@freddief0 Sounds like Sing It Back from Moloko

[3Nex]

ok nobody got to the beer, so FAIL

[silverbleedje]

@mannometer1988 ...

Dutch, moron.

[Dashberlin1]

@silverbleedje

your mom is a moron

[nightraver]

@Dashberlin1

if his mom is a moron, how bad is your mom?

think about what you write about someones mother, only 12yo reply like this. do something with your life, play with cars or so.

[Dashberlin1]

@nightraver

Your mom is fat

[nightraver]

@Dashberlin1

Lol, retard

[StroopwafelPuree]

@mannometer1988 What....? Its DUTCH!

[SuperTijmen]

i'm prowed to be dutch when i see this commercial :P

[rubenmennink01]

w00t a mini bar xD

[zzr98]

heineke is good and heineke i dutch so dutch beer tha best beer!

[Appelcompote]

nice commercial, but heineken taste like piss!!

[maxinatorss]

@Appelcompote true :)

Belgian beer is the best!

[240SSONLY]

only deutch

[BananaSKateboarding]

the heineken commercials are theee beeest ;D

[mcr9793]

LMAO I want to join the Aliens in that Bar :P

[nazxify]

coooooooool

[W1SH2009]

nog zown reclame :D Holland :D

[PancakeMassacre]

Nou, wie weet?

[sjoerdsuper]

They should make a Part 2 xD

[StarAll4life]

i bet the martian atmosphere will give it the right taste!

[MXonline]

Hammer!

[timdevries1003]

_0_

[SerKeyful]

I love the music

[maeliev]

@SerKeyful watch?v=v0hz1BAKmgU -there u go:)

[thegangapart]

@SerKeyful You know it?

[SerKeyful]

@thegangapart Thank you, i already do :)

[jeroennice]

hahahahah(L)

[kuzjesnienke]

Biertje means Beer =D !!

[Snegenad1]

Ook met zo'n lekker hollands accent! Whahaha! Nou wie weejt!

[PixlNinja]

get that alien drunk.!

[fockya]

wow i want that thing to serve me beers while i play mw2

[XmisszRoX]

haha you can here his dutch accent :P

[anar831]

Haha, very good!

What does "Biertje?" mean? :)

[DivadNL]

@anar831  it means ''Beer?''

[anar831]

@DivadNL thanks :)

[LethalSystem]

@anar831 Erase the 'i' and 'tj' then move the 'e' to the left of the 'r' and bam, you have what you were looking for.