Eat A Dic! ★DSSC★( David Spates )

[TheHelpfulTuts]

Listen and close your eyes

[snatchscratchfever]

get a child to say it then its a TV logo

[NinjaSharkSwaah]

Straberry-Indian Dick

Chocolate-Black Dick

Vanilla-White Dick

[RaptorChap]

This shouldn't be this funny. XD

[mawkcc]

LMBO

[AsianNerdify]

lololz "who said i was talking about candy?"

[thexboxman38]

me:mike you hungry mike tyson:yeah i am me:well mike eat a dic mike tyson........ me(knocked out)

[aw3som3ben15]

Wow...

[ManapolyManapoly]

ctfuuuuuuu

[CyberSpaceman81]

How about doing a spin off candy vid about Ballz? You can "pop them in your mouth" LOL

[lol47636]

what the hell r you crazy i schocked wach 2 girls 1 cup

[missabri101]

I thought you didnt eat candy. :who's talking about candy?.. oooooooooo lmao

[FilMarck]

asian with big dic lol funny

[ilovedegrassi72]

Dose it cum with nuts?

[CyberSpaceman81]

Nothing like a "four eyes" Asian stereotype to set things up right, what a wonderfully politically incorrect vid. LOL Most people just need to lighten up about about such stuff, good vid David.

[LiveTimeGameReviews]

Does it come with nuts?!?!

[gaaralove25]

@LiveTimeGameReviews AHhhahaha, Oh! that made me laugh.....thanks

[izzybella1399]

-i thought u didnt like candy

- >:) who says i was talking about candy

-UUUUUUUU :)

hahah LMAO

[thinkpad411]

Although, the "asian" guy accidentally pronounced the l in famiry. As in "ricer in prelude embarasses himself and famiry".

[thinkpad411]

Lmfao, you genius! 

[JerkChicken99]

THIS MADE MY DAY!

[roxassora08]

Who's talking about candy?ohhhhhhhhh! Lmfao. Funny.

[samandshelbyrock]

0:57 TIMOTHYDELAGHETTO HAHA

[24greendaylover]

funny as HELL i love this vid!!!!!!!!!!

[VisualAssassyn]

That Denise girl with the glasses is sooo gorgeous...I wouldn't mind eating her dic. lol

[QweeNieBee]

whos talkin about candy?

ooooooh :D

[xXxDarkCrossxXx]

lol tim looked so disapointed in himself like why am i doing this

[Josepena42]

Bro the guy that said I take it from both end wait I thought you didn't eat candy ooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Haha

[singleton234]

O_O

[trymeJT]

eat a dic lol

[ultraking312]

no thanks i prefer the "eat a ussy"

[ms789amybaby]

funny but sick dude just eww

[MrTakersdemon]

That is so sick lol

[LilJBoi2]

Like If You Know Its a TWIX Bar With David Spate Custom Label

[beyblademaster0]

eat a dick motha fuckca



[ichigo6605]

by any chance when you made this video did you watch stinkmeanerr strikes back from boondocks

[MrLeva115]

0:55 Peter Chao

[ViicEntertains]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Tim's soooo fuunnyy :D

[ultraking312]

@ViicEntertains why thank you :D lol jk

[selectscreen3]

I told my girlfriend to eat a dic, then she ate my dick.

[kedricka123101]

to fuckin funny

[nycknight001]

i remember when you gave a 'hint' about this vid on blogtv LMAO

[sliccer125]

lol thats funny



[mu5ic3oy]

I need this candy bar! I can just hold it up and tell someone to "eat a dic"

[mu5ic3oy]

Hilarious!!

[SESdisciple]

HAHAHA you got DeLaGhetto to play the Asian XD Awesome.

[gokuo70]

gay stupid yet funny

[DEVIL67857]

Gay and.funny

[bLuRxNiNjAzZz]

lol

[XItalianEgyptianX]

omg! it's tim!

[BrandonPartin1]

Dics, Packed with that Dietry Creamy Substance, XD

[MrTheRealKing97]

thts wow funny lmao

[TheUltimateZephyr]

LMFAO that was funny as hell

[MsLovelyJennnn]

Timothy DeLaGhetto! x]<33

[XFALCO14X]

dics can also be use as a ditary saploment because there creamy center is packed with protain and vitaments

[elmoguy1]

keep pressing a 0:39

[ianflowforever]

I'm liker 3333! Woot

Hilarious

[angiebee101]

You two are great gay men(:

[african208]

you do need help lol

[profpkers]

sum1 told me to "eat a dic" then i "punched a mother f@cker in the face"

[youngrelleus19]

dude us should sale these er body would by em no homo 

[thegangstercow]

cheapest but best humor ever :P

[locutz]

now i have biggest dic in my family

[CODmonkeys1]

@locutz who says u have one?

[CODmonkeys1]

@locutz who says u have one?

[locutz]

@CODmonkeys1 your momma

[sniperownsuhard]

lol yet again another perfectly awesome vid!

[Atownsfinestnigga]

david spates uv done it again u son of a bitch u!!

[yanghee7303]

wanna eat black dic

[killahking8]

ooh dhat bitch could eat my dick all she wants

[czarwm]

64 People need to eat a dick

[MrIsmiael]

that is some funny shit nice video

[TheDippaDappa]

what does DSSC stand for?

[MrMonkeyDs]

@TheDippaDappa David Spates Sketch Comedy aka DSSC

[robertsfunny1995]

*David goes into therapy*

Therapist: you appear to be a closeted homosexual

David: oh eat dic‼

[jasenrooks2001]

@robertsfunny1995 eat a dic mother fucker haha

[TheWolrdNeeds2Rock]

You're a sick, sick man! And I love you for it! Please continue posting!

[kalexh]

Just tell him to eat a dic. XD LOL BEST THING EVAR!!! Btw can u send me the printed version of the label? i want to have a thing like that.. XD

[NFSCross2010]

gimme one. lol

[sheenza911]

Eat A Dic! very clever LOL

[LucyRockprincess]

LOOOL TIMMY

[DaijonDJ]

@LucyRockprincess Tims part wass REALLY FUNNY

[robertsfunny1995]

It was funny, until the guy said "Who's talking about candy"... then it was creepy, but amusing at the same time...

[DateRapeisOK]

No.

[ihopeutubedies]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thx, I needed that.

[tualatin67]

I want one for every opening.

[AtlantazFinestO1]

TiM . !

[alexanderjs11]

"I thought you didn't eat candy?" "Whose talking about candy?" "OHHHHHH!"

[Actaripoo]

were can i get one!!!!!!!!!!

[unkiealex24]

is that timothydelaghetto at 1:00

[CodeX313]

@unkiealex24 yea

[sofehay]

Where can I buy?

[Emiilliiaaa]

ahahaha i love Tim<3

[Rmountcastle001]

Sounds yummy to me XD



[MasterOfFlash92]

xD ah man ill tell the next person that complains about being hungry to ear a dic fo sure!

[japanabottv]

Lmfao too funny!!!

[xNatalieCee]

I'm gone tell my Spanish teacher tomorrow that he needs to eat a DIC. And when he gets mad I'ma tell him it's a Deliciously Intense Candy. (:

[MizMimiCullen]

*pulls out a box of candy* IT'S MY DIC IN A BOX!! xD The Lonely Island FTW!!!

[C1Era]

so when you say you want to eat it you say i want to eat 'eat a dic'???

[clipdrift]

lol

[TheRealWasabiGin]

I'm hungry.

[KCDroopy913]

@TheRealWasabiGin Eat a DIC!

[SPARTANSNIPER48]

naw dude its funny

[puppydogg9]

Nice Twix

[deathb4dishonor599]

You know I can eat Dics all day.

That's right!

Sometimes I like to pop 2 or 3 Dics in my mouth at a time!

Mmmhhmmm I like to take it from both ends.

I thought you didn't eat candy.

Who's talkin' about candy.

OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

[robertsfunny1995]

@deathb4dishonor599 How do you keep them down? I can't handle the mayonnaise filling XD.

[zzaa125]

@deathb4dishonor599 Thats just wrong.

[RamJim9697]

@deathb4dishonor599 no... just no

[XXWEREMAN54XX]

Goddamn...can you make a SKIT that AINt Funnny! Dayyaam...!

[hypnosguy]

I loves zit when a babe says she likes to lay in bed and eat a dic! Thanks dudes

[smartguy301]

this reminded me of eddie murphy

[mouse719]

eat a dic

[TheUrbanNinjia]

Whose talking about candy? HAHAHAHA!

[IAMSAM1234567890]

U just noticed that it's a twix with paper around it lol

[mrraix1122]

@ 1:12 Did he say "King sized BALLS"?? xD

[avileable]

1:18 In living color reference david spates style "Men on Dic"

[neuralcircuit]

That was real funny ;)

[GMCvancouver]

guyz u make laugh for half hour XD



[DamianSabre]

Whoa, Denise. 0_o

[TheBlasianPrincess]

This video reminds me of that one dog i had last year with one ball :/

[djnat619]

Does it comes with nuts?

[AsainTidwater]

@djnat619 Yes!

[girfactor]

@djnat619 It does come with nuts. And also creamy caramel too.

[Fallout3Tec]

And now I have the biggest Dic in my hole Famawy Ha ha ha ha

That was the best part XD

[backhand630]

1:03 thats timothy dela ghetto! how did u get him in your video david, good videoo

[Skypeissucks]

the most funny video in the world

[jpsallum]

whose talking about candys??? hmmmm!!

[MsDRAGONGURL]

OMG LOL!

[Dennisarcade75564745]

Does it come wit nuts!!?

[1995kingchatman]

dats wat thuigneficent says on boondocks

[Sk1pp3rPr0duct1onz]

God all of you are dics!

[babysittinghell1]

man that is gay if a boy is hungry then he is GGGGGGAAAAAAYYYYYYY

[AshleeFuxxinFlinn]

soooooo..whos hungry.?

[bflatism]

@AshleeFuxxinFlinn you hungry? Well you heard David, eat a dic! lmao

[AshleeFuxxinFlinn]

@bflatism hahaha yea i am hungry..but ima pass on dhat :D.! lmaoo

[lightjedi5]

lololololololol

[Magepower319]

0:01 to skip ad

[djnat619]

Does it come with nuts?

[TheBirdman99]

I thought you didn't eat candy?... Who's talking about candy?

[acter99]

just because i am asiian doesnt mean i ahve a small dick i have a king size LOLOLOLOL!

[74Boss3StarG]

Who is that female? I think I love her. Her voice is so sexy.

Oh, and funny vid too. But she stole the show for me. Lol.

[mrlefthanded1]

@74Boss3StarG denisevlogs

[mrdta97]

lmao yeah you got issues but at least your not skitsophranic funny ass video

[TheDeatharcana]

fucking toyota's adv, god fucking dammit

[mcbloomin]

Seth MacFarlane! :)

[JustKiddingx2]

Your a funny black man:) Hows it goin with this youtube stuff? im tryin to make vids on here but i need my friend to edit ones i got(im not good at that shit) im just a funny guy...in the future ill be bigtime, maybe on this,cuz but i think im just goin to mtv.

[realdad32]

Man you are funny as hell, you need your own show. I think it would go over just like SNL (the early years), or In Living Color.

[unholyimage]

She says that like she really means it.

[mrseximix]

lol !!!!!!!

[YekUnit]

TIM KILLED IT LOL

[ayyfish]

OMG THATS HILARIOUS.. I TOLD THIS TO MY FRIEND.. OMG..

[mechtech104]

ROFLMAO

[ogb2006]

ROFLOL i think im dyen

[CasandraBurke]

LOL @ 1:18

I thought you didnt eat candy? Whose talking about candy oooo xD

[dreadlockmama]

yim is sooo cute

[rhysgoose]

what the hell gay

[ironmanfan001]

@rhysgoose GO EAT A DIC

[ca280491]

denise definiteky said DICK !!

[sickdeathshappen]

that chick is banging

[XxXLtqiXxX]

@sickdeathshappen thats denise vlogs son.. big as titays :)

[TheyCallMeBabii]

I love Tim.

[YekUnit]

lol timothy

[AgentzZzer0]

@BrandonProductions46 LOL!

[crimsonxlll]

Yo... im still cracking up over here

[lilmisscrazy120]

what the fuck this dude is fucking stupid, this dude makes my head hurt

[MarioAKAMiniMe]

@lilmisscrazy120

u fucking hater, don't hate on david spates, if u think his fucking stupid and he makes ur head hurt than don't comment his video's and just go kill yourself already, !!!

[iRythmz]

@lilmisscrazy120 Eat a dic.

[6Nyne]

That's f'n funny

[rwmerlot777]

my dic is bigger.

[Rith9789]

How many views does this have? It doesn't say...

[tanjareen]

That was very frickin' funny, homies!

[supremeG1000]

funny MAKE MORE VIDS

[thepriusisgay]

it's a twix bar, everyone loves twix

[Decigator]

correction, 0:44

[Decigator]

0:46 what woman DOESN'T like that flavor the best?

[Cantezilla13]

oh my god! that was amazing! almost as funny as that elmo ship

[kmb85o]

HAhaha, the funniest part of this was Tim and the gay skit.

[lilj800j89]

@CxxShep yea cuz no gurl wants 2 admit she eats dic lmao