Official Ron White - I Got Thrown Out of a Bar

[Handskumduckling]

"I don't think so, Scooter!" - that's my permanent nickname now XD

[urmommaOG]

...I got hurled out of a bar, like a frisbee. OLOL! I love love love this bloated, sweaty man. Yeah, I do.

[lil363d]

I was drunk in a bar and the bouncers threw into public. I don't want to be drunk in public. I wanna be deunk in a goddamn bar which is perfectly legal. Arrest them! Haha that's funny!

[jestman5]

I love this joke. Best ever

[yunglozx14]

r u mr. ron tator salad white? lol

[boy10112]

Not funny at all.

[kingofbass63]

@boy10112 You sir have no sence of humor. Do you? always serious. Your a F.A.G

[xmanhockey7]

Kalamazoo State Theater FTW!!!!

[Jerminator009]

1:11 perfect Joker smile from batman

[nerfer200]

Theres some good news

[rodneyforrealz]

You caught me lol

[98gtpdriver]

My 21st birthday back in 06 started by my brother taking me to go see Ron White live at shea's in buffalo and that was the best birthday i have ever had. definitely started the night off right

[MrGrimmy97]

"Patrick Swazi is hitting another guy, huhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh..."

[jdbankshot]

he's been doing this bit for over 20 years, since his days with a mullet & a moustache when he weighed only 185 (the mullet & stache accounting for 15 of those pounds) ...and it never gets old.

[royallavendar]

i don't wanna be drunk in public, i wanna be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal, arrest them.

hahaha I love Ron he's jus so funny :]

[pinkcutiebootie]

I had the right to remain silent but I didn't have the ability (:

[sliverangle21]

i love theis guys they know how to make me laughf

[Chrome104]

I don't think so, Scooter

[Raisume24]

XD They CAAALLL meeeee... Tater Salad! XD

[JustinBieberFan13611]

lol

[BIGBREAKMAFIA1]

@JustinBieberFan13611 Nice name hahah

[JustinBieberFan13611]

@BIGBREAKMAFIA1 thanks i geuss?

[wtftate]

so this is why everyone calls me Tater at work :O

[RedneckDipper94]

"they were stopping every vehicle on that paticular sidewalk..... and thats profiling.... i believe"

[bowsman456]

pause at 03:34 funny as hell :D

[lexiLEACH]

You've caught the TATER. Sounds like a real bad STD!! haha

[MsVampirelover89]

This guy knows all.

[steffenlucky777]

and i dont mean i said by everybody i gotta go

hahahahaa this man is freakin funny

[nofatpigsallowed]

I don't think so " scooter "

[deweystorm]

i think the voice is off?

[brohan914]

bouncers suck

[CasetheAce1222]

I have a puppy named Tater <3 lol

[amandabartosik]

Funniest man ever . Ron is awesome

[rollin1d33p]

@amandabartosik dam right

[cbone519]

@amandabartosik damn right

[ProNorden]

01:22 " ...an' I forgot.... Y'ever forget ? It happened to me. "

Excellent and very distinctive line. Slower in the delivery would have been better but, Way to Go, Ron White.

[baller21885]

@ProNorden faget

[Virk1997]

You're a funny ass man Ron.

[JakeDaSnakeFilms]

...& Poot... LOL

[Jeroic9]

I always loved this story.

[MrSupBroski]

best person ever.