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  • GET OUT! rEAD ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE

    A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. more.... One day she decided to kill herself. Because even her parents ignored her. . Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.

    If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy.

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  • Like this comment!!.... "Pretty please?"

  • What rot !! Practical science research, not theoretical science is "keeps us mving forward. Examples, are Thomas Edison, Nicola Telsa, Jonas Salk, Louis Pasteur just to name a few are the ones we owe a debt to. But for gov't to take from the common man to give to these theoretical scientist is a waste. Perhaps one day there will be a cure for fools like you who know nothing about science or its history.

  • Only a few scientists find this machine amazing. But what about the common man who paid for this machine ? And to adventcore93, "the world today wouldn't exist without scientific projects" is an foolish statement. The world exist yesturday, the world has exist today, and will continue to exist tomorrow. Scientist today are so into themselves that they are superior to the common man. So are our politicians who decide to fund their projects.

  • Didn't the LHC turn out to be a big flop?? lol like a 1 trillion $ waist, cause I haven't heard anything about anything asfar as what they've discovered...lol am I right? have you heard anything??? lol

  • Please close down all scientific projects, Defund them. They only benefit a few thousand people, while millions work hard, for what... a lighter wallet for him and his families. Our govenment has been seduced by these wolfs who who suck the peoples monies out of their pockets so that hey can benefit from the monies given to them to fund their pet scientific projects. Shame, shame on them.

  • @vkorchnoifan The world we have today wouldn't exist without scientific projects you fucking idiot. I wouldn't even be posting this comment because the internet wouldn't exist.

  • @vkorchnoifan You are an idiot. Science forms the entire basis for our modern world. Research is what keeps us moving forward. It is right to be concerned about the direction science takes but to talk about defunding all of science is frankly ridiculous. It is only through research that we can hope to find treatment for modern ailments such cancer, diabetes, AIDS, heart desease and alzheimer's.

  • Thats a big Fucking Con

  • lmfaooo

    "FYI if you start to fucking cease to exist, my bad!! XOXO bybye"

  • The scientist sounds like james franco.

  • Guy had so much pills he could have choked to death.

  • ahaha, all your things are amazingly written, you have the best rants on you tube:L:L

  • "what if theres a god?! What the FUCK are you gonna tell him?! 'Hey, you know me? I'm the guy that single handedly undid everything that you did! What's up?'"

    "I don't believe in God."

    Haha funny shit. "HOW CAN YOU BE SO NONCHALANT ABOUT THIS SHIT?!"

  • We smashed shit together like lead atoms and guess what? We got lots of little pieces of broken lead. Pretty groundbreaking huh? Now we're going to smash some pieces of our fake currency together along with some gold atoms and see what we get then. Probably a whole shitload of BROKEN FAKE MONEY. Maybe some broken pieces of gold plated zinc since we've been flooding the world market with fake gold bullion for a long time. Just ask the Chinese. They got a shitload of it from the US Treasury.

  • Too bad that it will never work, trying to recreate the big bang by colliding 2 protons or 2 lead nuclei together is the macrocosmic equivalent of colliding 2 planets together, all that your are gona see is a tiny crash. To recreate the big bang you have to find the smallest particles and collide them, which is impossible since the universe is infinite, you cut an atom in half you get 2 smaller atoms, cut them again you get even smaller 4 atoms. What a huge waste of money....

  • @Christopher1987uk How old are you? How much understanding of quantum theory do you truly have? Saying it will never work with your measly attempt at justifying your opinion through use of division is utterly pathetic. Look up recent breakthroughs with the LHC.

  • @Christopher1987uk um...no. If you split an atom you cause a nuclear explosion... 

  • @Sydpart2 I was using it as an example, I meant to say that there is always something smaller inside something, I should have been clearer, a better example would be, there are humans, inside the humans are cells, inside the cells are atoms, inside the atoms are particles etc... we will never find out what the smallest unit of matter is.

  • @Christopher1987uk you know a few short years ago people said it was completely impossible to find out what is in stars. We now know EXACTLY what is in every star we look at. Never say we will never find out the answer :)

  • Maybe this is why we cannot detect any evidence of other intelligent life out there. Maybe every civilization gets to a point where they learn to develop colliders, and then destroys itself.

  • lol they turned the fuckin' thing on, and it didn't work!

  • hardon collider?

  • Didn't the Hadron Collider break?

  • do you people understand the hadron collider is no joke?

  • EXCELLENT

  • thats a PRETTY BIG FUCKING CON!!!

  • The Hadron Collider is the Ouroborso.

  • "....Fuck it." (:)

  • Damn! You can give a good fucking rant dude!

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  • oh well,then its ok. lmao

  • "....fuck it!" lol

  • Why don't you go to Hollywood you got the skills for sure?

  • @db2012

    Because Hollywood would limit him and try to conform him to their own standards and culture.

  • @db2012 why the fuck would you question the fact he even has skill. there is no question to it. HE DOES.

  • brilliant!

  • MySpace bulletin!

    Hahahahaha

  • great acting

  • Another hilarious video! Good job! My favorite part:

    "What if there's an afterlife? Can you imagine what it's going to feel like to be the guy that erased existence? Your going to be the biggest asshole there!"

    So funny!!

  • Oh i don't know i think the rest of humanity might share SOME  of the responsibility

    and after all any civilization whose most watched program is DANCING WITH THE STARS is probably not exactly doing anything but taking responsibility for their own lack of any redeeming value or cause to survive and its probably not going to be a real big suprise to anyone who paid attention

  • Absolutely superb scripting for Raul's character from half-way through onwards, with the usual superb delivery. "That's a pretty big-fucking-con", "At the very least .. a MySpace bulletin", "I'm sorry if the continued existance of the physical plane I occupy is something I have a vested interest in", "What if there's a God .. WTF are you gonna tell him?!" .. genius! XD

  • One of the best videos on youtube.

  • lol

  • "How can you be so fucking nonchalant about this shit?" HAHA some of your best work my friend keep up the good work

  • Your videos deserve more views dude, you rock.

  • Alot of the time scientists are highly talented smart individuals, it's when they do something really stupid and mess up something bad is when you should worry.

  • Even though they say experiment is small the machine size and what's put into it is big, if you are a serious scientist with an open mind, you know certain aspects are unpredictible and also partially uncontainable.

    The idea to collect and create mass and study high speed exploded debri in an artificial environment leads me to believe they assume all aspects of test would be safe.

    If you aren't god and didn't create the universe why do you think recreating the big bang can be controllable?

  • Very awesome video and ironically hilarious.

    There's nothing wrong with basic science and exploration to learn to do something small scale, but when you do the unknown on an extremely large scale and you don't know what's gonna happen then think of the risks associated and be realistic first.

    I don't have a problem that they want to learn something new about the universe, who doesn't?

    But I don't wanna see a bigger accident many times greater than the atomic bomb.

  • I hope this really happened at the budget meeting.

  • It probably did. Only a dipshit would give CERN the money to try and kill everyone.

  • I wouldn't say the dude's a dipshit..just really aggravated by the fact that CERN's a dipshit.

  • Fuck it. *signs paper*

    xDDD

  • I'm fucking with some shit

  • HAHAHA popping pills!!!!!

  • THATS A PRITTY BIG FUCKIN CON Lmao this is awsome

  • that is the funniest fuckin thing ive eva seen! well done

  • "XOXO buhbye!" ROFL

  • I can imagine...

    HI THERE FELLA! I'M GOD!

    I'm the dude that you thought was just a myth - THANKS for unravelling creation - PRECIATE IT! Oh - by the way - I'm gonna have this dude over here repetitively shove a PORCUPINE UP YOUR ASS FOR ALL ETERNITY! - hope you brought vaseline and plenty of Handy Wipes. LOL.

  • fuck it! lol

  • jajajajaja fucking funny

  • "What if there's a God? What the fuck are you gonna tell him?!"

    ahahahahaha!

  • "Pretty Please? =D"

    "Fuck it."

    lmao

  • Ha ha ha ha. I think this is like one of my most favorite vids. Keep up the good work!

  • myspace bulletin!!! lmfao this vid is halarious

  • im the guy that single handedly undid everything you did... whatsup../!! looollll!!!!!!!

  • I didnt even know this was fucking theoretically possible lollllllllllll this video is amazing

  • HAHA!! "...fuck it!"

  • Bravo...Great comedic timing...perfectly executed.

  • FUCKIN WITH SOME SHIT!! HAHAHAHAHA

  • OMFG, I LOL'd... ROFL!!!

    "What would happen if LHC was actually dangerous?"

  • LHC is not dangerous. A lot of negative rumours out there exist because too much much money has been spent for building the machine.

  • pretty please?

  • "thats a pretty big f*cking con!"

    absolutely brilliant

  • EXACTLY!!!!!!!! XDDDDD

  • "How can you be so nonchalant about this shit?" Comic genius!

  • ....pretty please?? LMFAO

  • "ofcourse u're being serious, u're a scientist..." lol

    GREAT! u're really genius!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    ROFL

    LMAO

    And any other humor related short form of "haha"

  • a myspace bullitin looooooooool

  • LOL THAT WA GREAT

  • hahahahahahahahahaha

  • "what if there is a god wtf are you gonna tell him, 'hey.. you know me im the guy that single handedly undid everything you did.....what's up?" ' I don't belive in god'

    ROFLMAO SO FUCKING FUNNY

  • Holy fuck this is hilarious

  • BAWHAHAHA

    Look at the text at the end under the picture of that death machine!

    "It's going to fucking kill you dead. May 2008."

  • lmao I love this guy hes a fikken genius

  • hardon collider.

  • well God.... i undid everything you did -.-

  • does anyone else think this large hydron collider sounds like some kind of doomsday device a batman villian would make

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL EPIC LOL

  • LOL

  • "There is a slight possbility that we could destroy planet or the universe" "The universe? "The entire universe."

    R

    O

    F

    L

  • OMG SO FUNNY!!!!

  • LOL!

  • looool omg toooo funi i kina single handedly unddid what u did lol

  • "fyi - if you start to cease to exist -- my bad!" lol.

  • agreed. change was a bit drastic. good video still tho... monkey and apple rocks!

  • lol..."myspace bulletin...xoxo bye-bye"...dats gold man

  • Hey guys, guess what? WE'RE ALL STILL FUCKING HERE!

  • it broke. they did some test but not the "big one"

    LHC is offline for a few months i think

  • They ran it, it worked it's broken, needs to be cooled down and will be running again this summer.

  • What if there is a god? What the fuck are you gonna tell him? haha

  • "that's a pretty big FUCKING CON!!!" lmfao

  • what's wrong with you guys? why is it, that almost all strong negative comment ratings went to the physical arguments? the matter must not be argued with otherwise. and why is it, that comments obviously being rasist are rated less negative?

  • LOVE THIS

  • That was funny as hell

  • I love how on the comments below and on every other video like this, any youtube user can turn into a fucking scientist! Lmao. Makes me laugh!

  • There are no scientists among youtube users... even any cleaver man.

  • I know thats my point. People start explaining stuff asif theyre Stephen fucking Hawking! lolzz. And most of the time theyre wrong.

  • cleaver? you mean clever? sad that you just proved your own point.

  • yep %) It's true

  • you spelled 'clever' wrong.

    :O

  • It's called research.

  • pretty please? fuck it 'scibble' XD

  • Go and smash your wrong face against a wall you big botty licker

  • hiroshima, nagasaky... no one asked. and it wasn't for the science sake.

    Anyway this video is clearly not meant to criticize or to start a with-no-knowledge discussion.

  • you do realize that this had already taken place by the time you made this comment, right?

  • da pros and cons....my baaad hahahahahaha

  • love it

  • uww..deffffinitely just read it like that....

  • Did anyone else read it too fast and see instead "Large Hardon Collider" lol

  • That would be me.

  • Lol. Really funny. It's absurd, really, all these 'theories' that the LHC will create mini-black holes which will devour the Earth. Everyone knows the size of the Black hole that 'could' be generated by the LHC will be too small to do any damage at all to the planet, and will take millions of years to grow into any threatening size, given that it doesn't evaporate in the first five minutes of its creation.

  • black holes that "swallow" time, light and space are as small as a needle hole.

  • Not quite. Matter doesn't simply disappear when it crosses over an event horizon, it is converted into energy (as a black hole is not comprised of matter) and thus adds to its mass. As the mass grows, so too does the event horizon - and it is this event horizon that is used to measure the 'size' of a black hole.

    The 'singularity' at the center (which I assume you were meaning) is a point of infinite density, yes. But the LHC could, in no way, shape or form, produce this.

  • that´s not true, a normal black hole has a hole of something like 30 km of diameter and well that's not a needle hole, the micro black holes created by the LHC (if created)will be like 0.1 mm and will evaporize in microseconds and to finish, you know there was another experiment very similar to this and we are alive today RHIC

  • hahhaa

  • lol i did not like all the profanity in this video, but this is so funny it's true. the general public was not made aware of this project in a timely manner

  • HHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!

  • hahhahahahaahhahahhahahaha

  • ur awesome

  • wow... i'm sorry. quantum mechanics is interesting and all but quite heavy shit to digest. let's forget about what's actually happening. lol @ the vid.

  • Bahaha. Oh man. That was almost as funny as the video. Good one, man.

    ...

    ...

    You WERE joking, right?

  • LOL one of the funniest things i've ever seen!

  • waste of money and their gona kill us all if not well meh

  • "that's a pretty big fucking con" lol

  • Funny as fuck... And topical too. Love it.

  • What the heck if there is a god what the hack are you going to say to him?

    Hey you know me Im the guy that single handedly destroy ewerithing you did :D :D :D

  • I hope you guys realize they haven't collided any particles yet. That's not happening until October 21.

    All they did today was turn it on a test a few things.

  • lmao

    "hell a myspace bulletin!"

  • man you guys are taking this so seriously

    they ran it not only this morning as already said, but last night as well. Two chances so far.

    Personally, I'm more concerned about Ike, so, yeah my weekend'll pretty much suck so *shrug*

    i will admit though that the whole concept of a black hole just creeps me right the hell out. BUT ANYWAY this was frickin' hilarious XDDD You guys's stuff has the BEST one liners EVER! :D

  • The thing is we are messing around with science we never have messed around before with, there are alot of scientist who know their stuff coming out with ideas and if the worse did happen, there is no safety net.

  • well... we didnt die today.. hurray! :D

  • they will collide particles on 23 octobre

  • No they turned it on this morning and it was a scucess

  • This wasn't at full speed, and they haven´t collided anything yet. And it wasn't a full success because the opposite beam of protons didn't reach the right velocity.

  • When aare they turning it on then?

  • 21th of October I think.

  • 21st not 21th

  • @CalxP

    Thank you for correcting me, but I do have to say that English is not my native/primary language. ;)

    But still thanks!

  • wrong

  • wrong

  • dumbass the particles dont collide until the 21st of october, then mini black holes will spawn and devower the universe in less than an hour

  • didn't they test it last friday? it was a success. it's on the site... i think

  • Actully it would take billions of years for a microscopic black hole to take effect on just the planet - Read the saftey report!

  • rofl your a dumbass

  • This was pretty funny.

  • GO GO GO LHC!!!

  • Funny!I really agree with you on letting the people of the planet vote on this. But I didn't agree with the end. Thats probably how it happened.

    The odds are 1 in 50,0000 or 0.000000001% chance of it happening. Really it has the same chance of destroying the world as it does of creating a pink elephant.

  • That was fuckin BRILLIANT!

  • That was so fucking funny =)

  • you two guys play fucking brilliant. best ending ever, lol.

  • hey has anyone thought that maybe this is why the world is predicted to end on 2012 that would give enough time for the tiny black holes to expand and eat up the world! I just saw on the news that they went ahead with the test and The machine worked so far but it will be months before we know if we created a black hole....even one this big (.) or smaller "microscopic" over time could eat up the world!

  • If a black hole is created, it will either grow straight away and kill us all within less than a second, or it will fizz out and die straight away, so you have nothing to worry about.

  • black holes dont dissapear jackass, they keep devouring until they combust