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  • You made so many mistakes, the 'shogun' as you called it, was a samurai, a shogun is the name of the head of the Japanese government of the time, the German soldiers were not Nazis, they were world war I troops, in World War One, the barrage balloons were a clue, that and no man's land. They were not zombies they were clockwork and steam powerered, there would have been four scenarios but as they were caught there was only 3. Next time actually pay attention with your eyes not your dick.

  • @ArmTheStudentsso so dont have to insult him?

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  • a movie made for horny nerds....so sad!

  • I really didn't like the movie. I found myself at first thinking: THIS IS AWESOME.

    Then later on: Ok, I;m bored now

  • Sorry to pay such close attention to detail...BUT...they were NOT Nazi zombies per say, there were no trenches used in WWII, that was WWI. They are Nazi WWI soldiers :)

  • @BigImaginationDoll16 No, since the Nazis weren't around until the 30's.

    They're just Germans.

  • @MrThePandaman Oh yeah I meant to leave the Nazis out they're just WWI soldiers.

  • @BigImaginationDoll16 In WW2 some theatres of WW2 were trench warfare.

  • @TehNeepbeepbop123 Where exactly and what armies? Trench warfare was more popular in WWI

  • @BigImaginationDoll16 In the small African front, some of the US Soldiers, and British Soldier that were there went up against Irwin Rommel and Mussolini's armies, which included some trench warfare, in the Europe Front, The US Soldiers defended certain areas with trenches, Germans defend artillery with trenches, in the Pacific Front Japanese would defend islands by digging tons of trenches.

  • Keep pressing 5 for "ABOING"

  • This movie sucked. I love the visuals. But the story was uber depressing. And the end sucked.

  • baby doll = boner

  • The movie was alright at best for me

    the three different story lines were annoying

    and the movie over all was kinda of soft core porn music video

  • 3:11 bahaha

  • @theOYRISHCLOVER lol, you said it

  • This movie sucked I mean sucked I'd rather watch Friday by Rebecca black straight for an hour then this

  • @remixmaster5000 Really? you would watch that music video on repeat for an hour? lol you crazy!

  • This movie was basically a live action version of Heavy Metal. Is it great? No, but it is great to look at and not as annoying as the Transformers movies or many other "eye candy movies".

  • This movie was very obvious, it was all about the hot action, thats all i cared about, yes the story sucked ass, the acting was mehh, but yeah the action and the chicks were worth it, could of been better.

  • I loved it when I saw it at the cinema. However the more I see it, the more I just watch it for the fights.

  • this is the stupidest movie ever made.. how can u ever say anything in it is badass? unless u're also a little stupid

  • Yeah, you never found out anything about the girls at all!! could have been better character build!

  • This movie has about 4 really great scenes. Too bad they are each surrounded by a ton's worth of crappy movie.

  • it was avatar with chicks :)

  • Yeah my brain never kicked in, I thought it was fucking awesome.

  • Fight scenes = awesome.  Overall storyline = bullshit.

  • Allow me to sum this movie up IT SUCKED!!!

    and yes i did actually see it.

  • The twist ending in this movie....you could see it coming and it was terrible...

    People need to stop ending movies like that, it's ridiculous.

  • ok check this out they are crazy they show the things they see your seeing it from the charecters ya no what movies are pose to do and if that isnt a good enough excuse for ya its a friken movie on the plus tacos ate my baby

  • I've yet to see a movie that looked this good and actually had a decent storyline

  • This movie reminds me what do you think of console vs. PC is it an arguement or fanboys will be fanboys?

  • great movie!!!

  • Is it just me or do you look a lot closer in your videos in early 2011?

  • @iKillZombies4fun115 (meaning to the screen)

  • It'd be a better time if you were high. *up high!!*

  • Seriously I have not seen this movie just because you so wonderfully beat the shit out of it! I'm a photographer and a 'sucker' for great visuals...so my eyegasm at least enjoyed the trailer. Thanks!

  • @SuperCanonshooter I would imlpore you to watch it and judge for yourself, you really need to pay attention during EVERY scene, or else you'll miss something, you might not think much of what you just saw as you're watching it, but the more you think about it afterwards, the more you'll begin to truely form an opinion (I personally loved it). My advice, watch the extended cut, it makes so much more sense, and answers questions that people had from the theatrical version, albiet not all of them.

  • r u serious? i saw it and the movie is.........

    dogshit

  • My dad was all over this movie. “Hey son I’m going to see that Sucker Punch movie. It looks pretty good”. “Hey son, I think I want to buy that Sucker Punch movie when it comes out on DVD.” “Hey son, I might even buy a Blu-Ray player to get a nicer version of Sucker Punch”. The real basic translation of all this is “Hey son, I’m a bit of a dirty old man, so go buy you’re pop’s a Blu-Ray player and a copy of Sucker Punch so I can ogle all that young skin”.

  • when i was watching this movie on the plane i was like wtf is going on

  • Everybody gets that wrong. It was not World WAR II; It was the FIRST World War. ANd it were no Nazis. The Nazi-Party did not exist during World War I !

  • @Exverlobter Clam down, Its just a movie, not a academic paper.

  • i was laughing my ass off in this movie. its enjoyable, but its stupid ,really really stupid. i laughed mainly cause i could tell when the director was just like "YEP I WANT YOU TO STARE SLOWLY AT THEIR ASSES." or "YEP I WANT SHIT BLOWING UP, NAZIS BLOWING UP, DRAGONS BLOWING UP". plus the samurai stuff was just silly. fun silly. but stil silly.

  • Bad metaphor = Sucker Punch

    Good metaphor = Scott Pilgrim

  • It was world war ONE! For christs sake, no gets that right!!

  • SPOILER ALERT! Fact is, the DID play in Babydoll's head, didn't it? Up to the point where she got lobotomized. She only managed one of her 'friends' to escape, which was her only friend.

    And agreed, the music was badass. The opening scene was jaw-dropping.

  • i cant stop farting today.

  • @Mistaken4starz well like they say.. a fart is a "sigh" backwards =D

  • Suckerpunch... it probably played out A LOT better in Snyder's head. THAT's the movie I'd like to watch.

  • I personally really enjoyed the movie, its a film thats like marmite that you hae it or you love it. I though the CG was stunningly beautiful and it doesn't feel overdone or become visually exhausting like some movies. I know there are people out there or some that I know dislike this movie. Who dislike amount of CGI used in this movie and I don't really give a fuck. I love this movie for exactly what it is, a good movie that appeals to me in so many ways.

  • Watchmen review please! :D

  • This movie was just awful. It's clearly targeted to video game players going through puberty.

  • The worst movie ever............

  • but not too drunk UHHHHHH

  • i wish the samurai fight lasted longer

  • I LOVED THIS MOVIE! I laughed at i cried when they needed to et the knife because my fav character died.

    I was very surprised in myself tho that I actually could figue out y the places were there. Take the lighter for example... They have to steal fire from a dragon in the fantasy place. The lighter is the dragon. It has a dragon on it and it shoots fire. God, I'm only 13 and i figured this out.

  • I loved this movie.

  • COD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nazi zombies?

  • @parazit43v3r There is no nazi in this movie!

  • Hot girls, great soundtrack, kick ass fight scenes, I don't care about acting or story. Yay for being male!!!

  • What's funny is that apart from the first ten minutes or so, it really is all in there heads. I can see how they could have paralleled things better though.

  • But not too drunk...

    UUUHHHHHH

  • i agree the fights were awesome but then your like what the fuck?

  • I thought this movie was pretty cool. Just wish the acting wasn't so over-dramatic.

  • This was like MINDF***.... Altough i didnt get some it it, it was hard not to watch...

  • I hope there were more 'If you're drunk' movies out there 'cause I dislocate my fucking jaw every time I see your drunk face.

  • The movie would have been a great drama if they didn't spoil it with all the unnecesary action

  • I totally agree with this. The main appeal towards this movie was the soundtrack, visuals, action sequences and the babes. The story was just...what the hell?

  • they weren't nazis fyi it's WW1 so...

  • Totally agree. The vision of it all was awesome, but how it got put together...meh.

  • the fight scenes are there for two reasons

    1, Babydoll is is mentally unstable so in real life she is dancing but in her head she has to kill a baby dragon and pull some crystals out of its throat representing gaining fire

    2. Super cool fight scenes are way more entertaining than watching a slightly attractive girl dance around for 10-15 minutes

  • the sequence with the nazis Is symbolic and here is why: one of the girls before this scene said "we're already dead," which is why they are zombies. when the zombies are wounded they sprey steam, which is what the pipe did when it was shot in the very begining when babydoll tried to save her sister. they are nazis becuase killing nazis is cool. it is all connected, you are just too stupid and symbolically not-giving-2-shits about anything but appearences.

  • @DeeGirl1212 That doesn't make a lick of sense and you know it.

  • I thought it was sad when she slit the baby dragons throat

  • the way i saw it was when the creepy guy was shot at the beginning by babydoll (after doing some serious shit to her younger sister) made a deal with the douche from the loonie bin. he essentially falsly accused her of being crazy and ended up selling her to the loonie bin that was partially a coverup for a whorehouse. i feel like the movie was made in a very comic format. not comic as in funny but as in graphic novel. i liked it. especially the opening scene. visually stunning.

  • the movie was so crap I coudent even watch it stoned the incoherent plot line pissed me off.

  • I would've liked... if I had any tolerance for extremely shitty acting.

  • Sucker Punch is shit.

  • this movie was awesome

    to bad you have to buy soo much tissues to clean up the mess in the end

  • 3:11 had me laugh SO hard! I love your reviews, they're awesome! XD

  • MY GOD I JUMPED OFF MY CHAIR AT 3:10! LOL!

  • It's a Snyder film. All style, no substance as usuall.

  • i wouldnt even illegaly download this film...

  • This movie made absolutely no sense. The acting was crap and the plot was bad.

  • to me some of the scenarios made sense, others far from it....

    Scenario 1: Map: Get the map from the Nazi general office (made sense..tough i found it boring)

    Scenario 2: Fire: Get lighter from mayor, while representing the fire from a dragon (made sense)

    Scenario 3: Knife: A train with a bomb heading to a city...(ummmmm...ok, i don't understand the reference)

    coming from the director whose 3 films i absolutely loved before Sucker Punch, i was dissapointed with Zack, but still i has faith :D

  • why r these things happening? because they're scenarios that babydoll imagines!!! not to be an asshole but ure review on this movie kinda sucks. sure it was a confusing movie but at least it was entertaining. to me the actresses had really good acting specially the scenes after the last fight scenario. jeremy buy this on blu ray and you'll understand the movie a little better :D

  • haha 0:18 "series of unfortunate events" I got the reference...nice one Jeremy

  • ...but not too drunk. DDUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!

  • I'm just going around watching old Jeremy reviews while waiting for the hobbit trailer!!

  • That mpvie is so fucked up...

  • People, due to negative feedback from critics and audience my expectations were set pretty low before watching this movie. But honestly, I'm going to have to disagree and say that I thoroughly enjoyed it. The movie is very original, has a very good plot (a bit lacking in a few areas), some decent acting, and absolutely fantastic effects. It is also very meaningful and there's a lot of symbolism behind the action sequences. I think you're all being too hard on this movie :(

  • @mss442009 To each their own, but I thought this was one of the most pretentious, tedious, and incoherent films I've watched in a while. This movie isn't original, the plot isn't good, and the acting is definitely not "decent". No one can excuse the fact the action and the cinematography is more than up to par, but that's the only saving grace of this movie. I really tried to like this movie, but I completely despised it. A 3/10 from me.

  • @mss442009 no it just doesnt make any sense...........whatsoever....­......

  • @mss442009 I also went into watching the movie with low expectations. I thought the movie was very good.

  • @mss442009 silence peasant the movie was whack you're god has spoken.

  • @EVHORIA4EVER First of all, learn to spell. Second, you're not a god. Third, what is it that you don't like about the movie? Every negative review never even acknowledges that the movie has deep meaning when it's so obvious that Zack Snyder was telling us something. All I read is stuff like "It's nothing but machine gun-toting girls in skimpy outfits" or "just stuff to appeal to teenage boys". I mean, why don't you people make an effort to see what the movie was offering us?

  • @mss442009 If my reviews cause people to dodge a bad movie, that that's great. If my reviews underhype a movie thus making a movie more enjoyable for someone by the time they see it, then that's all good too. As long as people are having fun.

  • @JeremyJahns

    i agree with Jeremy;

    many movies i have seen that have been thrashed by "critics" i have enjoyed....and vice versa, many movies that have been praised by critics i have though to be rubbish.

    Cinema (or movies) are very subject to the viewing experience...critics are merely just one individuals opinion, there's noting set in stone about what they say....that's all they get paid to to do, tell people what THERE opinions are. No need to take it head on. :)

  • @JeremyJahns review the show lost

  • @JeremyJahns Unless it's Jack and Jill....then just no.

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  • @mss442009

    And what symbolism is there behind the action scenes in Sucker Punch may I ask?

  • @Nineteen1900Hundred The chaos and destruction in each sequence represents the risk the girls (and the sexual abuse encountered during the dances) are taking by pickpocketing objects essential to their escape. It's like fighting in a war, killing a dragon, and defusing a bomb. Difficult, with a huge chance of dying, just like in the brothel. The girls are somewhat fighting a dangerous WAR, which is represented in World WAR 1. It's so simple.

  • @mss442009 chaos and destruction dont associate with the risk they are taking. danger associates with risk, but i think youre seeing symbolism where there is none. stealing a map is not a battle. it is quiet and always avoids confrontation. it is more parallel to a stealth mission. i would of bought it if they were infiltrating, being stealthy and invisible and all that. but a war? no there is no paradigm for that in this movie. they are not fighting a war, theyre just trying to escape.

  • @robertwizzy666 But a war gives a bigger feel that the girls are taking a risk. I think a stealth mission would've been rather boring.

  • @Nineteen1900Hundred Getting the map from Blue's office. In WW1 they had to get a map from a German Zombie. Getting a lighter, dragon sequence. Dragon, fire, get it?

  • @Nineteen1900Hundred The knife. The city in the sequence represents freedom. If the bomb hits it, all hope for the girls' freedom is gone. Remember how the radio wire short circuited? That represents the bomb activating again (notice how they're both electric). Because the radio short circuited, the cook caught the girls. Because the bomb reactivated, the train reached the city and exploded.All hope is gone. Each enemy fought in each scene represents sexual abuse by the men Baby has to dance for

  • @Nineteen1900Hundred Notice how the girls in each sequence are strong and can defeat the enemies with ease. That shows how much determination Babydoll has. She's saying "I WILL get through this, we'll all make it". Seriously, would you rather watch the girls pickpocket (which is boring as fuck), or would you rather watch original, visually stunning, entertaining fantasy sequences to represent it?

  • @mss442009 i agree, you have to give it a little more thought than most films like it and i feel you are rewarded for giving it that little more

  • i can see the green screen when i pause his hands : )

  • @TheNessiemeow I don't have to pause it.

  • This movie is still 1000 times superior than that piece of bullcrapshit of Twilight The Worst Vampire Story Ever. Gay, stupid, nonsensical pitiful vampires, pitiful mans who can turn into wolves.... Wait, those are werewolvs.... ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME?!!!! When the mexican animated movie SABEL Redemption appear in theatre it will kick Twilight's white ugly butt. Why?.... Because SABEL: Redemption has real vampires, real werewolves and better story. México its on his way in animation suckers!

  • @TheGamemasterNP That's like saying the shit I took last night wasn't as bad as the shit I took two days ago. In the end, they're both shit.

  • @face2faceish1 For you.

  • @face2faceish1 In my opinion Twilight Sucks Ass but Sucker Punch is better. However the only thing that kicks Twilight's ugly white ass is Sabel Redemption (An animated mexican movie about "real" vampires and werewolves and a much better story)

  • its world war 1 not world war 2 dumbass

  • @ModernMan94 who cares?

  • this movie succkkkeddd

  • jeremy has majic hands

  • I want to get drunk with you Jeremy. LOL.

  • I thought this was a good movie with really hot chicks

  • Trenches of WW2? lol:D

  • 1.51 jeremy has jizzed in his pants!

  • That's our problem now a days, people dont want to have to think, we want things handed to us. I think its great that someone wrote a story that requires us to use our mind and think a little to piece things together. Our minds have become so lazy, we went from our great literature being shakespear and edgar allen poe to twilight and harry potter.

  • @emtorres37 Are you seriously saying that HP is as bad as twilight? HP is the greatest piece of literature ever written, and is about doing what is right instead of what is easy, kids realizing that they must sacrifice their individual lives for the greater good, how to deal with death and that the evil of human beings can't be avoided even in a magical world. It teaches us that love is what makes us human. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. So shut up!

  • @MissTimBurtonFan The greatest literature ever written? WTF?

  • @emtorres37

    totaly agreed

    and man this movei was good one of the best of 2011 hands down, bad ass sound track, bad ass story if you dont get it dont blame the movie blame yourself

  • @zackfairpt yeah i dont get. every event in this movie does not connect into a cohesive narrative, resulting in a utter mess. there's better movies far better than sucker punch, and if u had good taste in movies, u'd probably be wondering why this movie is being panned by everyone with a brain. i guess u need to feel smart, cuz u didnt understand Inception.

  • @superhuman295

    well my friend, i dont go for other people opinions, i like the movie i think it is one of the best movies of the year, and i did understand inception, but didint like it much, dont know why i think it must be the caracters i didint like them or the plot, anyway have a good weekend sir

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  • @zackfairpt i shall, watching better movies this

  • @superhuman295

    what?

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  • @superhuman295 Man, no offense but, stop bitching about this. If someone likes what you hate just keep yourself quiet. Okay i understand you, you want to change our minds with your arguments just because you think the movie is officially bad. Tell you what? This movie "in my opinion" is far away better than Twilight. The mexican animated movie SABEL Redemption will kick Twilight's ugly butt. Why? Because it has real vampires, real werewolves and better story. México its on his way in animation.

  • @emtorres37 then u havent seen any movies except Sucker Punch, sucker punch insults ur intellegence, and if u knew what makes a good film, then u wuldnt be putting Harry Potter on the spot. Why don't u watch Blade Runner, which is more complex and has fleshed out characters. Ive never heard anything that idiotic coming from someone who thought this garabage makes you think when it doesn't do anything except insult the shit out of you. this has nothing to do with shakespear and u know it, fool

  • I turned my brain off it was okay.

  • I hope Zack Snyder dies for making this peace of shit !

  • @AKIDPRODUCTION09 Now that's going overboard don't you think? I'm not a fan of Snyder's movies, but let's face, there are far worse out there. And actually, "Watchmen" was... "alright". Had he fixed the pacing and picked a different actress for Silk Spectre II, the film would've been better.

  • @face2faceish1 The movie could of been a lot better if it weren't for the stupid ending it had.

  • @AKIDPRODUCTION09 i hope u die!!!!! this movie waz great!!!!!!! ure just too brain-dead to even think a little about wats goin on!!!!!

  • @MrNemesis3000 Your the one that is brain dead. You enjoy mindless action while i enjoy something with a actual plot to it. This movie was just plain stupid and brainless it relied its self to much on the visuals instead of the metaphors it presented.

  • @AKIDPRODUCTION09 ok yes some metaphors made no sense but it was still fun to watch. if u really think this movie is bullshit watch the extended cut you'll understand the plot way better btw it has some of the best scenes they took out of the theatrical version

  • smoke a blunt than watch this movie that how u do it.

  • This movie was RETARDED!!! I walked out on it really couldn't sit through it, i was like "what the hell is going on?? am confused....why is this happen....wait whatt??"then i said eff it!

  • lol, my mate asked me to see it....... from the trailer i thought it looked bad and made up an excuse not to see it. looks like my desision was wise.

  • i liked this movie alot...

  • This movie was unbearably horrendous. FX were good, but no substance and boring character development. An atrocity, 3/10.

  • Yeah this movie was terribad

  • Zack Snyder fooled me once (300), shame on him. Them he fooled me a second time (this boring piece of anus), shame on me. I was drunk (and pretty sleepy, I started watching this at 1am) while watching this, and. It. Was. Boring. The story was nonexistent, the characters one-dimensional cutouts, none of the scenarios made sense in the slightest, and even the super-explosive action scenes had absolutely zero sense of physicality, thanks to the super-loud soundtrack. Waste of time and money.

  • I guess I can turn my brain off and appreciate the cool stuff ...sweet!

  • I watched this movie and I actually liked it yes I agree the acting was dull and some parts were boring and the scenarios didn't fit into place but this movie is not a complete piece of shit and the girls are fucking hot and the not so boring scenes were great so all of you people hating on this movie you try to make a better one because you're just a normal person who sucks at life but If you took my opinion which 80% of people will cuss me out for this but buy this movie it's great

  • @ilikepie9283 The you can't do better excuse is so retarded. It's like telling someone who lost their wife because a surgeon messed up a simple operation that they shouldn't criticize since "they can't do better". The surgeon and the director are meant to be trained and/or qualified for this. If they fail, we have a right to criticize so find a better excuse.

  • @ilikepie9283 That is such a retarded reason "You try and do better". You know what? A lot of people in the movie industry HAVE done better ... MUCH better.

    It was an ok movie if you don't mind average acting and no story line and if you went into the cinema or rented it knowing that. But otherwise, if you were going off the insane hype it received ... most people did come out saying 'What the hell did I just watch?'

    Also, grammar. SERIOUSLY.

    They are sexy . , ; : ! ? " '

    Especially these . ,

  • This movie did suck. The actor's were embarrassing to watch and their dialogue felt like it was fast-written by a drunk Tommy Wiseau.

    It was terrible. Thank you.

  • I was eating cereal when the rating came on...now it's on my computer screen...

  • The movie makes no sense .He has no story to tell. This is just about his own fantasm. Boring movie no tension no humour. Really waste of money

  • its good that you like the music, cause ITS BLUE FUCKING STAHLI, WHICH REALLY KICKS ASS

  • DUDE. complete cosign of everything this dude said.

  • people are like "it's a fun action movie with girls with machine guns and stuff", have u ever seen an action movie THIS depressing, THIS dull, and THIS boring? see more action movies because this was the worst of its kind.

  • In my opinion, Sucker Punch was pretty much a 13-29 year- old guy's dream. I mean, it was pretty much like all of the shooting games put into one, except with a whole bunch of girls acting all cool, which it was. There were a few times in the scenarios when i was just like, "Why is this in here?" but i guess it was for special effects, and to tell the story of what Baby Doll was dancing about. Overall, pretty good movie. Im a girl and i enjoyed it.:D