Man in the Box - God Bless You

[JoeisWinning]

0:49 FTW

[Fira777]

Great tip instead of saying bless you (especially if working) say like "good health to ya" or something like that.

[Shredder1994]

what about angering all the jews in the world by saying german

[Freeflyer91]

@Shredder1994 You are aware there's such a thing as a German Jew, yeah?

[LimosRock1]

his face when he left was hilarious!

[soccerchic712]

Muahahaaaa! LMAO hillarious  0_x

[Buggie2015]

LOL I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Andozer75]

I'll stop using "Bless you" from now on... Better: "Eat a dick"

[benzagel]

lol thats perfect....tahts exactly what i would have said if there was a douchebag like that in my office.

[Jopop3]

classic straight face Eat-A-Dick!!!

[YeahYeah5427]

LMAO!!!!

[reeko0223]

LOL circum(stances-sized) that was a genious manipulation!

[Killcupidsaaki17]

achoo!

eat a dick.

hell yeah

[thexdxd]

lol whe that one guy says "thats good health in german" i wished greg would of said "some of us arnt nazis and dont want to speak german"

[naeviaus]

Germans are no nazis.

Get out of your cave.

[endorphinz]

Greg didn't actually say "GOD bless you", he only said "bless you"...so it should have been ok lol

[Crazycardfreak]

I miss Keith - he was hillarious

[survailkid]

where did he go

[Xxchemicalgirl101xX]

lol thats my fav! you gotta love it

[lukassnakeman]

i didnt specify wut kind of dick lol

[SurfinMonky240]

best one

[Corollaboi]

Mike is HOTTT

[fhillclem]

I did not see that coming.

[gliter250]

it justtttttt might affend a jew. but really, who am i to say

[birdman3631]

no it doesn't

[MelancholyofJay]

"eat a dick" lmfao

[TROXURSOX]

eat a dick lmao

[athenaisgee1993]

that was funnily retarded :D haha

[lordevil333]

I actually started saying this to people I work with whenever they sneeze. Of course it's only if I'm friends with that person but we still have a lot of fun with it. =D

[nujabe]

LOOOL awsomeee

[ViktoriaKRose]

Favorite episode

[sadmonkey3]

"Achoo" "Eat a dick!"

HaHa, too funny.

[vibrantlight1103]

he didn't even say "God bless you" he said "bless you".

[monavieuser4ever1]

achoo....eat a dick! LOL

[godfather65432]

0:54 is the best part lmfao

[ryert]

OMFG!!!! WELL DONE!!! LMAO

[fu2ufr]

HILARIOUS! xD

[CrAzYkIdZ987]

people are so easy to anger and offense these days

[psycho6754]

ha ha i saw thar coming

[omnidragon42]

He didn't even say god bless you. And what if you're Jewish and take offense at German words?

[Carpethea]

What kind of person takes offense to words of a certain language....I mean seriously, even if you are Jewish it would be pointless to be offended by German words.

[omnidragon42]

It was a joke, playing off of Keith's overreaction. L2internet kty

[HailstormCourier]

i mean if u said the german words what if they mistook that for something else in the language that they find offensive cuz their jewish?

[rich8642]

nobody finds a language offensive.

[musicismylover123]

im jewish and i dont find german offensive

i mean yea they did kill 6 million of us but still...its just a language

[HailstormCourier]

i just think that German if said in a certain way can sound very angry

[paulwoderich]

it wasn't germany as a land or civilisation that killed 6 million jews, it was hitler and a few other arseholes who thought it was right, i mean, of course you have a reason to hate germany, i do too, and i live here, but please don't blame it on all german people, because i hate nazis more than anything else, and i'm not proud to be german, so you could say hitler practically ruined any patriotism or pride for my home country, so please please, don't blame all germans for the holocaust

[musicismylover123]

well im not saying germany as a land

and i dont hate germany and blame all germans for the holocaust because i know that not all germans fought with hitler

im just saying SOME germans were brainwashed by hitler into thinking that us jews were the cause of everything bad that happened to them.

and some other people too.

and im sorry if i offended you in any way.

it was a very vague statement that could have been interpreted many ways.

[paulwoderich]

no of course, but in the middle ages the people also blamed the jews for diseases. but yes of course the germans got brainwashed, but thats because there was a financial crisis like now, and they thought hitler could mend it, as germany was also fucked up after the first world war

[musicismylover123]

very true

[AznPr1des]

and plus hitler was austrian...not german

[xUmbrellaAcademyx]

lol

"achoo" *hand motions*

"eat a dick."

[loveyoutoo657]

i like the "believe in nothing" sign. haha

[CurlyisKing]

I watched it a second time and laughed just as hard when he said that....fuckin great!

[bearybeary046]

That was great....eat a dick dude..nothing more nothing less.Hahahha

[6Iamlegend9]

LMFAO

[MwPrice102]

HAHAHAHA

lonemilkman that is a creepy name and u are a very racist person

[pres243]

hey, i never said colored ppl are unfunny so be the fuck nice

[SCRUFFTON]

White people arent funny? I love many black and ethnic comedians, but there routines are all the same.

Blah blah blah 'my hardships' blah blah 'it's hard being -----' blah blah.

Some of the most genius comedians were white.

Maybe you've heard of George Carlin, or perhaps Bill Hicks?

[pres243]

eat a dick is german for bad health

[Buggie2015]

@pres243 LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[pres243]

ROFL eating a dick makes you unhealthy

[MattCb08]

hahaha es verdad

[TheDarkenedFire]

LMFAO

[volleyballin25]

I agree with Greg!

[torpstar711]

LMFAO

[XxPnuemaxX]

I didn't see that coming LOL

[iCanbEYOURrUKIA]

he didn't even say "god" lol he jus said bless u

its funny he said that though cuz i remember watching Dane Cook and he said "i liketo say 'god bless u' because im not god..i can't do that" lol so i say that from now on

[torpstar711]

lol, talking to an athiest: "achoo",....."nothing happens when you die" lmao

[iCanbEYOURrUKIA]

ahaha!yeah,that was hilarious!

i guess that would be the "respectful" thing to say xD

[TheSecondOne]

Dane Cook is overrated and a Sell out. Hes not funny anymore

[iCanbEYOURrUKIA]

well ur a Dane Cook nazi huh? lol

whatever u say man i like him

[Mzra91]

"I believe in nothing"

[condorlio07]

The hand motion when he says achoo is great

[UriaHeep08]

Circum...it dosen't matter

LMAO

[yuttivon]

haha omg the best ever

[SuperHappyFunAJ]

I was thinking the same thing!

[TrustedadviceStudios]

yeah, what if i'm jewish and someone says the german thing?

[ipdddd]

al man that was funny

[RageGS]

eat a dick!!!!!

[adiprai]

"Circum..."

lol

[chelsann7]

lol i was not expecting that.

[StellaTortuga]

"Bless you" doesn't even necessarily have a religious connotation lol.

I love this vid.

[mdmenchaca360]

how so

[StellaTortuga]

To be "blessed" can simply mean to have good bestowed on you . . not necessarily by a divine entity.

Saying "bless you" could just mean you're wishing for the person to have something good happen to him.

[OnLocationShow]

dude.....i never thought of it that way.... that's deep!

[gregory78989]

FUCK YOU

[BlueSundew]

Probably the best episode yet =)

[Rike0798]

Id really like to see the bloopers for this video.

[nyarfdude]

That was so AWESOME! "eat a dick". Priceless! And the nthe hand gesture that went along with "Achoo"! BAhahahaha

[masterwizard555]

lol all Greg said was "bless you" he never said God bless you. Whenever someone sneezes around me I just punch them in the face while saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP".

[pacmancutie18]

LMAO!!!!

[thehyper]

omfg.. i laughed so freaking hard..

[wolfman4u2nv]

lmao

[ThePrimary]

EARLY....ASAP...fuck that lol

LMFAO

that shit was so real it aint even funny

[anna7lp7fm]

haha i like his hand gesture

"achooo.."

"eat a dick

circums.. it doesnt matter" hahahaha

[powderkid]

i laughed so hard

[kellzprincess]

gesundheit!!!!! lol

[bladelygar]

"Achoooooo"

"eat a dick"

that was badass

[Lovick001]

... That guy said it wrong.. its Ga Zen Tite

Gotta love Greg's reaction.

[jayz0r]

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[SeanHatley]

eat a dick

[wahkao1990]

i didnt specify any kind.. it could be any.. religious.. or cirum..

xDD!!

[masterwizard555]

lol but he never said god bless you just bless you

[vonzingyouth]

YEAH

[albinozebra7918]

awesome i pray day and night that i get into these situations just so i can own them with gregs awesome rants and come-backs

[Hotora86]

I doesn't work as well as on TV. Trust me.

[albinozebra7918]

yeah i know :/

[jtorresgrades]

ROFL

[ItsItsProductions]

finally some cusses

[koldking]

dick is a cuss?

[TheRealGuitarHero2]

hilarious

[bigboss8675309]

funniest thing ever handsdown

[alluneedislove00]

Holy shit, that was so funny! lol, I love how annoyed the guy sitting gets and how the other guy "pretend" sneezes with the hands and everything. Hilarious!

[Alendell]

oh my god! Great.... GREAT stuff! I'm laughing my ass off rieght now!

[XenoX101]

This made me laugh hardcore

[BJB1993]

omfg I love the way he says "Eat a dick" and his face expression when he says it.

[xhopefulll]

Hahahaha! That was fantastic!

[JTWalker563]

Bwaha! That punchline had me in stitches! XD

[redhedbedhed]

i luv his 'achooo'

[kevron211]

i lol'ed !

[tazer95]

"ACHOO" "Eat a dick"

[StrayPup]

LOL ok his tie is binary (sp?)

and "Believe in nothing" fits perfect XD

My friend and I laugh everytime at this vid, great job~

[Solarees]

lol

[bubbbleicious3]

lol

hes amazing

[drskaterette]

lmfao

[sweetdisjustice]

funny everytime

[curlyqs222]

OMFGGG!!!! BEST EVER!!!!!

[Biggiejumbo2007]

Eat a dick! hahahahahahahahh...perfect.

[allyourbaseRBlong2us]

Now thats what I call pc, baby!

[MadZer0]

hahaha love it

[vanish129]

What if people don't like the germans...

Not that I don't...I love them...

[tadshackles]

I didnt see that coming!

LMFAO

[antimony09]

ROFL this is my favorite by far

[pranksmaster]

LMFAOOO

[Ish55]

EAT A DICK!!!!

[Meddlmoe]

the aburdity continues, as we have some fags here in germany, who think that "gesundheit" (good health) implies that the person who sneazed is not healthy... But nobody really cares, just as nobody really cares about "bless you"

[walrus321]

LOL So funny. I wan to say that to a co-worker now.

[Rike0798]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO!

HOLY SHIT!

I cant stop laughing!

Love this one!

[chudleycannonfodder]

German

[SoraXx3]

doesent gazoontight mean bless you in japanese

[MrKabDrivr]

ROFLMAO!!!

[162andsinglebaby]

HHAHAHAHAHA

oh shit he got burned pretty badly

man i feel sorry for him now LOL

[figueaa1]

i have watched this one about 10 times, so freaking hhilarious!

[razorx540]

EAT a DICK! LMFAO

[MrsLindsey11]

LMAO! Good thing the office door is shut!

[matt062992]

LMAO!

[mattisthegodofwar]

lol

best one

[lordmike12345]

lol thats great it really is

[Treehousesucks]

Very funny."Eat a dick" Actually,I always prefer to say Gesundheit too.

[crimsonhunter]

i´d propably start saying "eat a dick" if i wouldn´t live in germany.^^

can´t be helped, guess i have to go down the path of "good health" for now at least xD

[kafb420]

and dane cook probably stole that from another comedian

[clairebear45]

they copied dane cook. he did like the axact same thing

[Goggemarjus]

I was thinking the same thing.. Saw the clip with Dane Cook earlier today.. veeery similar..

[GAYNlGGERWlTHAIDS]

No they didn't. They both involve one person objecting to "bless you" but the actual point joke in this one is completely different to the joke in Dane Cook's one.

[ColevanFilms]

Perfect.

[hrabbit]

omg! XDDDD

[vladzett]

supeeer

[yellowrainer]

that was fucking hilarious!! totally unexpected!

[correos123]

I will say eat a dick from now on when someone sneezes =D

[PhoebsI]

aaHAHAhahahaHAH XD...do you have a fans club greg!? I ´ll star one give out shirts with your face and EAT A DICK! legend

[macc003]

i'm with d tard on this one. couldn't breath for about ten minutes.

[samus323]

lol awesome. i dont even say bless you because i hate how people think it's polite to do it.

[DtardFilms]

LMAO OMG I can't breath...lol "achuuu- eat a dick..."

[winonaaah]

5/5 fukk political/ religious corectness

[StratoDX]

Wow, the "eat a dick" cought me completely offguard. Such an affirmative tone.

You own the room, good sir.

[Krounz44]

looooooooooooool, that was the best ever!!!!

[smek2]

"eat a dick". His face expression is priceless. Some useless trivia: in Germany, there are actually people who debate whether "gesundheit!" (german for "good health") is an offensive thing to say to somebody who sneezed. "gesundheit!" was used for god knows how long and all of a sudden some people argue that it might better to not react at all if somebody sneezed, because a reaction to it would make the sneezer feel uncomfortable. Strange.

[ParticleMan420]

eat a dick

[smek2]

Why thank you. Hoe did you know i just sneezed?

[dhpskies]

this is probably the best one

[roflkitty4]

I laugh everytime I hear you say it.

"Eat a dick."

And your facial expression.

Omg.

Hilarious. xD

So serious about it.

[WordSoldier]

this is classic

[xZippy38]

Greg, you now have my respect.

[SirAuryn]

...Of any Circum... LOL

[samstr2002]

absolutely hilarious i want to meet this guy so badly

[lilJ56601]

"eat a dick"......no BS str8 to the point!!!LMMFAO

[SNOWSTORM156]

lol