How to impress her: fork trick #3

[tuesdaysbaconbag]

She didn't sound all that impressed...

[Jacobiskoby37]

How not to impress her: Bashing the metal handles of two forks against her expensive table.

[SilentTunez]

Nice :)

[mrshowbiz34]

Man that was amazing I'm going to try that in front of my family tonight

[bigbang0072003]

yeah there's always a situation that you have 2 forks 1 toothpick and a glass with you when you go to club, then you can impress a girl you like with those stuff !!!

thanks for tips bro !!!

[shanadorobins]

GAY

[chickmagnet101ish]

this is what he does on his date

[Dice4Cancer]

Where did you buy your russian wife?

[catnips0addict]

I did this trick but she stabbed me with it.

[regixhershybar]

im pretty sure u said 2 fucking forks

[MarkDunne1698]

@regixhershybar

-.- look behind the glass

[joshuamaddog74055]

the fire burnt the toothepick all the way to the glass is got sticky and stuck

[TopHatHD]

@joshuamaddog74055 are you stupid ash isnt stick its like graphit its slick, if what you said went with this, it would fall anyways, all he did was counder the center of gravity, making it stay

[vikaskarade]

good trick with center of gravity, But it may not impress a girl :(

[siimii11]

wow really nice

[suska16]

What kind of black magic is this?!?!

[MontanaVictoriaa]

yea this is well going to impress her...... change the title.

[surfinbird53]

this wil get me so much ass i can't wait

[Trippsol]

shes like... hmmm okay... you are still not hitting this though.

[killapawner]

i dont believe that will work, im gonna go try it right now

[amdathlon27]

It's physics ... anyone that says it's fake needs to take mechanical physics ... first year university.

[ZombiePig100]

fake and gay

[DavFin9]

I did this yesterday to impress a date.....she punched me in the face.

[xrayfishx]

lifehacker...

[MyMusicandBeauty]

i can do that=.

[ps3ipodandmore]

its fake

[AdamYoung96]

@ps3ipodandmore wrong, its absolutely not fake, give it a go. you'll be impressed.

[trayvon123owens]

HACKER

[keywolf23]

i got into a threesome with supermodels using this trick!! THANKS!!!

[PREPAREFORTHEKING]

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[d3xterparkour]

ieah...that's sucks...girls are not impresed with this...do a yoyo trick! TEE HEE

[TheLocalLosers]

WUTCHI WUTCHI!! RAGE! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[iamacsel87]

can't get the freaking toothpick through the freaking forks !

[berrymjm]

Good thing it isn't "How to impress her: light match!"

[LiveInTheMetalScene]

"hmm.. that looks cool. let's set it on fire."

[GiraudoIvan]

if you try to impress her with a Life?? ... man... forever virgin...

[ArminxDbEstOFFxD]

how boring your life has to be...

[gernotschober]

i bet all girls want you if you can perform that trick...

[ryan36ish]

the toothpick got a boner!

[wafflesproductions9]

Easy

[KsexaseMe]

HOW TO IMPRESS HER????  Seriously man you should change the title. This is a ''how to get money from your idiot friends''.

[Tetragrammaton22]

i guess mormons need advertisement...

[itachisgurl131925]

Have you guys ever seen the toy bird that can balance on your finger as if it defies gravity? This is basically the same thing, I'm guessing. In the bird, there are weights in the tip of the wings and the body, and it balances on its beak. The wing weights are set up so they weigh just slightly more than the body ones, and the beak is the fulcrum. This actually resembles it if you look at it. 1:01 The fork handles are the wings, the prongs are the body, and pick is the beak. (I may be wrong :P)

[krap101]

@itachisgurl131925 All it needs is for the cg to be over the pivot :). And yes I remember the toys

[NickVideoGames]

god needs to patch this glitch

[FRANC1300]

first try and works by me super,my familly atack me that i use glue ...lol

[Mr801kato]

hey thanks for cheackin out my page i have got a bunch of new stuff look for my new videos

[SuperBilly54321]

Cool!

[BehindTheLight99]

Sick CGI

[AndrewMythdust]

Skip The Add By Pressing F13

[Bilama]

@AndrewMythdust FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SO EMbarrising:S

[AndrewMythdust]

@Bilama XD

[Cr4ckerjake]

@AndrewMythdust Hey, thanks! Worked like a charm!

[AndrewMythdust]

@Cr4ckerjake :D

[MrFreeori]

Damn! I read FUCK trick XD!

[csharpdemos]

The toothpick got a boner at 0:54

[0ucantstopme0]

The center of gravity is moved to the edge of the glass due to the shape and orientation of the forks. Simple physics, which is really magic at times.

[isawed]

the forks r holding on to the cup

[Serplanter]

why would i want to impress her?

[LoryLandskipper]

so the fuck what? rofl

[DjPjX]

Just do the helicopter dick...

[nix0n002]

wheres your god now religionfags?

[joshuatube511]

@nix0n002 what religion ?dont you have a reliogon to fag?

[toolworks]

guys like this stuff, girls don't

[J05TI]

i dont need a FORK to impress her!!;)

[MrBikerman227]

i hate you

[egert5]

The forks spikey parts hold the gravity of 50

The BOTH forks back ends hold gravity of 50

So 50%50

[dashanat]

in a girls point of view... umm that doesnt impress me at all id rather have some bubble wrap and pop it for 1 hour straight thatll be more entertaining

[kyleiosnow]

If that don't get ya laid. I honestly don't know what will.

[monkeydude12347]

Please sign my fork and matchbox .

[Nicholasclark1993]

The fork and tooth pick bit is easy :s How did you balance the cup!?

[HugTheSub]

why would you want to impress her? she is fugly

[bigblackmaster2]

wohow O_O

[Mrjoecreeper]

ok ok i know how to fork but what if i want to spoon?

[havinganokayday]

:P

[MadGunnerMan]

How not to impress her: Not knowing how to light a match #1

[monyetdisko]

gravity hacker.

[ScrewAttackChina]

he got laid that nite

[SupermansCall]

IAIEBUUUUUU :O



[wowelite2]

Isaac is gonna be pissed cus of this

[WantOxide]

Faggots. He impressed her and then they cut the sex scene at the end.

[CGabii]

Qual a explicação física?

[MrUFOwatcher1]

it doooont woooork...i just cant do it.. :(

[freakybomwha]

@MrUFOwatcher1 its easy

[thecutthatneverheals]

Physics FTW!

[kumquatmagoo]

lol at random 'hey' at the end.

[Jetisan]

oooooo

[FUKUIMPUNK1]

fake

[freakybomwha]

@FUKUIMPUNK1 its not, ive done it, try it dipshit

[FUKUIMPUNK1]

@freakybomwha i'm not even try to argue with you, think before you type, because everyone has to show a litlle respect, I didn't offend you so I wish you didn't do the same .

With a couple of lightweight forks maybe it is possible mas not with ordinary heavy forks.

And yes, I've tried it.

[freakybomwha]

@FUKUIMPUNK1 ok well i did think before i typed, hence how i said what i did, and people Earn my respect, dont expect respect from me, i dont know you, i dont know who the fuck you are, and i most certainly dont know anything about you that deserves my respect, so why am i gna respect you? and ALSO it can be used with ANY metal forks! my forks are heavy as hell and i do it with them! its just the balancing point and then some stupid science on top of it! jesus christ!!! your not even worth it!

[freakybomwha]

@FUKUIMPUNK1 yeah well done, im not stupid, okay you want me to post a video doing it? cos i will happily do it! and yeah of course anyone can, and i couldnt give a shit what i do to your soul, you mean nothing to me, so i dont care, go fuck yourself, go die.

[MrMetaltaco]

@FUKUIMPUNK1 umad?

[flagella1337]

cool story bro

[samsonicvids]

Her reaction was amazing, i loved it! "OMG THAT WAS SO AMAZING"

[ninjaygo]

thats jusy gay

[ericktsuki]

starts like a xxx video

[luismota4]

It's not that hard

[Mutubeish]

lol thuggles42, thats so fun! mabe the best comment ever :p

[thuggles42]

I CANT FUCKING DO IT FUCK THIS SHIT IM SMASHING EVERYTHING

[MultiVladimir12]

@thuggles42 yeah.. FUCK THIS!

[jimjimwafo]

@thuggles42 trY and trY. I CAN DO IT. HAHA

[jimmydam182]

WITCH!!

[leoca]

Girls would probably run away from you thinking you're a psycho.

[da9elb]

This really confuses my understanding of engeneering mechanics..!

[da9elb]

@da9elb Nevermind, i get it

[ninjaygo]

@da9elb wow...replying to yourself...

[TheBrokenTelescope]

i learned this on Zoom

[Croalex]

WARNING: The disability of balancing two forks on a toothpick makes you feel quite worthless

[IWILLTRYTOFIXYOU]

This guy is totally getting laid tonight

[javalin597]

WITCHCRAFT!

[MuffinBoi777]

im so gonna get her in my pants after showing her this...

[Lampheader]

fuck this video

[drufuss2006]

Oh yeah, bet he got it in after that.

[venium]

Just break the toothpick first instead of lighting it. Anyway, this trick is usually done with a coin instead of a toothpick... and is like from 1924.. not that impressive.

[johnd112003]

but can he do it with four candles?

[ibiza1982]

this is sooooo lame

[crazyhamster51]

Bitches love guys that can light a match

OMG

[kieranmullen2]

Can't light a match? Impressive!

[CurtisDoverY0]

..."now if you'll come to the bedroom i'll show you how to balance an entire human body on my dick."

[master5776]

@CurtisDoverY0 Funny

[OmEgAoKiLLeR]

@CurtisDoverY0 what kind of a human?hmmmmmmm............oh a gay!!!!!lowl rofl hhaha

[CurtisDoverY0]

@OmEgAoKiLLeR ohhh u got me there.. oh wait. no you didnt LOWL ROFL ... sigh

[eNx722]

@CurtisDoverY0 Prove it!

[CurtisDoverY0]

@eNx722 ask and you shall receive ;)

[TwistedSyzygy]

@CurtisDoverY0 lmao.

[NiccoRios1989]

@CurtisDoverY0 Even the tooth pick at about 1 minute got a boner to your comment. :)

[RevenantCheetosx]

@CurtisDoverY0 Ok!! But wouldn't that make me gay..

[PattyMcDougal]

@CurtisDoverY0 You are a funny man

[gratbacks]

@CurtisDoverY0 Don't forget to light her up

[NTRvideos]

@CurtisDoverY0 dude lol

[o0kyuji0o]

I dont even

[nerv42]

your supposed to put it in a salt saker and use 2 toothpicks

[CCstormgust]

Its the same mechanism as those old decorative wooden bird toy that u can put on ur desktop

[bebidak]

the other fork hitting the table

[ETFfan22]

Momentum makes everything look awsome 2)

[wolfinsignia]

@ETFfan22 its not momentum, its the center of gravity on the toothpick through the weight of the fork.

[ETFfan22]

@wolfinsignia If that is true then my science teacher is a lttle off his explination



[wolfinsignia]

@ETFfan22 momentum is in play but a better example would be flicking a playing card from under a quarter, but that more of inertia.the biggest reason would be center of gravity/weight, the handle of the forks spreads the weight of the fork/toothpick towards the the cup end of the toothpick. the same law putting an the shorter edge of a ruler to a desk, the ruler falls. the center of the ruler would be dead center. but with weight added on top, center of weight shift to the desk and won't fall

[Azachproduction]

the toothpick is curved..... just like his penis

[jmaranello]

it's about time the architect updates the matrix, i think it's been in beta for a bit too long now

[SageZane560]

Balancing forks = instant vagina.

[crosswire7777]

I got a better trick. It's called talking

[bparker65]

I can't get my toothpick through the forks!

[DUMBxRExRE]

FAKE



[ETFfan22]

@DUMBxRExRE It's not fake, it's science

[BonesxtoxPaste]

WITCH!!!

[imtosexyformyself]

Great match-striking abilities by the way.

[LiquidForce392]

Someone find God's phone number quick!

[Hookah1388]

You sure impressed her with your match-striking skills.

[hellhero999]

No wonder you want to impress her, your old :)

[cherrysrule1]

@bamf11381139 Its not bullshit! I did it once(:

[FstandsforBird]

0:53

The toothpick got an erection!:))

[samurail337]

It's only impressive to her because women can't do science.

[SlayerDeathBathory]

@samurail337 rofl

[Foogayzee]

After this he made her Top Ramen and showed her his Star Trek memorabilia.

[vegeta9473]

cool

[iGuessImABeast]

I think we just found a glitch... in life.

[carmelrenee3]

How does that work?!

[ChefJMac]

How do you strike a match again?

[XadorKatal]

I love this. :)

[fpsbrian]

1:14 best part!

[Phenrir1991]

@fpsbrian jajajaja (y)

[NoobOfLore]

The catching it on fire part was was an excellent addition to an otherwise simple physics trick.

[HMgoforth]

end

girl:"gay"

[Smakovich]

"I've got a bug to report... what was god's number again?"

[SmilingBananah]

BRB lemme try this! :D

[OblivianHeart]

Lmao!

[alawishis]

Seems to me he says he's going to balance two forks "on top of" a toothpick. I don't see the forks on top of the toothpick, they are beside the toothpick so really he failed in his task did he not?

[EdgarRuskov]

does this smell like chloroform to you, usually got me laid...

[lilrebel6669]

@EdgarRuskov LMFAO...