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  • What's the band and song name for the second tune? Thanx in advance.

  • I still love this video years later!!

  • Still come to watch this video 4 years later. Hope all is well in your world J. Kidore "The Pimp" Dredge  :)

  • nice )

  • I have some 21 day eve trial invites to give away if anyone is interested pm me with your email address and I will send it over asap!

  • "with the taste of podgoo in her mouth"....oh come on!

  • Eves effects used to be so much cooler.

  • @Dilbertification They got cooler again!

  • Battle Hulk best Hulk!

    I used to run around in a 'Q-ship' Hulk that had a smart bomb, combat drones, armor pump, etc. Kicked much butt, freaked people out...:)

  • Awesome job bro. crappy video quality but overall an awesome video

  • Hehehe sweet...

  • Karma, bitch.

  • I was inspired by this video and started fitting warp scramblers to my barges. A while back I blew up a can flipper, thanks in part to this video!! =)

  • lol this is some old school shit did you see the fitting screen :D

  • lol this is awesome! My Abby could probably one shot a hulk but still awesome.

  • didn't try to nos the domi?

  • WHAT IS THIS? A school for ANTS?

  • Love it when autistotards post vids. So entertaining in a sad way.

  • IT'S A TRAP!

  • im a carebear, as the griefers like to say. but hell, i love to see more idiots getting killed for the wrong they did to every carebear out there! And I sure wouldnt mind having that fitting to join the fight against these idiots!

  • new eve is real video /watch?v=j-KZ2ofqWqk

  • I haven't played EVE yet! I was just wondering what the big ship's orange beams are....is that "tractor beam"?

  • @Turret110 its a Nos (Nosferatu i think is the full name) it steals other peoples battery power and gives it to you more or less.

  • @Turret110 Its acually called a nosferatu (energy vampire). It takes energy from your opponant and gives it too you.

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  • Great tactics. I should try something like this.

  • It really works. Can flippers can be confused: Continuously jettisoning 1 unit of Velspar to leave behind garbage cans (dang appropriate name) , while mining for your own full shipboard load of any ore, has proven to be a nice payback for can flipper rats as evidenced by the grape vine and personal observation and chat channels.

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  • @knurlykneed can flippers dont want ore,we want kill rights on your juicy miner.

  • dont understand howd a caracal get popped by drones

  • @kabobularproductions Crap fit is the only way. My Caracal can take on two T2 Frigs at the same time. Its a highly underrated cruiser. And at 4.5m isk its a HELL of a bargain!

  • @Sodiumreactor Im currently using it for L2 missions with the Arty Launchers (cant fit T2 yet)

  • @kabobularproductions Arty Launchers.....you are talking about HML's? Thats what mine is set up with, although I would prefer to try a HAM setup, not trained for that.

  • @kabobularproductions

    T2 drones and some nosefu modules can take on lots of ships...

  • well yea, CAREBEAR STARE!!!!

  • Join my corporation NationGaming ... Don't have EvE Online? Send me a message containing your email for a free 21 day trail and you also will receive some money and tips to start you off.

  • If you want to try this game, i can send you a buddy trial link which gives you 21 days free, once you activate i get free days to play as well. I will award you with in-game currency that you won't make for at least 1-3 months after getting into advance paying missions :D. So, starting out you will have some nice stuff to buy. Send me a message!

  • god this game is great

  • omg we need people like you in our alliance lol. we are industrial but people dont seem to know that even a carebear can kill pirate scum.

  • need moar? it says "to be continued".

  • If anyone is looking to try out this game send me a message with your email. I'll be able to send you a 21 day trial as well as some starting funds and advice. This game is awesome!

  • I love it. Love it love it love it. I bought a hulk but never used it once I realized I was playing in the midst of "hulkageddon" now the thorns in my side are 1 day old alts loot/salvage ninja'ing me. As tempting as it is to kill them I know they probably have a pvp fitted alt (and perhaps some friends) at the ready. I run missions now w/ a less than perfect agent, and I always play like I'm being followed, warping to my missions from safe spots.

  • Lol

  • This is great, just wondering tho I can't understand the Nos, is it just in case they drop your cap somehow cause I thought that is was something that lvl'ed your cp with there's. just a little confused, Great job tho. This is a great example for those who constantly get can flipped.

  • @scottfraser5000

    Heyya - no this was filmed back when the NOS behaved like a Neut with NOS benefits. This got nerfed by CCP a couple of years back (this video is pretty old, as you can tell from the interface!).

    I suspect the tactic still works with Neuts instead of NOS, but with the extra cap demand you might need to give a midslot to a cap booster.

    Having said all that, doing this is still an *insane* risk/reward balance for any pilot, and I lost a bundle of isk in the process.

    Best,

    JNB

  • @EVEjnb Its all good and fine as long as you had fun, yea? lol.

  • @EVEjnb Given that the rigs are now categorized by size, one should be able to afford it. I actually tested my own version of a Battle Hulk a while back in 0.0, but it was only meant to work with a fleet.

  • Awesome killmails

  • im a low sec pirate, and i approve of this video.

  • impressive! good job

  • I hate assholes, they always steal my ore while Im meaning then try to get me to take it back so they can kill me, carebears unite!

  • lol been there myself got fed up being picked on and became hungry for vengance on the ore theifs and pvp pirate wonnabe's.....you have my respect for teaching them lessons they will never forget.

  • Ahhh back in the day when vamps were not nerfed... :D

  • hehe very funny

  • Best... killmail... ever

  • 2vamps!? rather put in 2 neuts.

  • @R4Akai but the vamps give the rifter's energy to the hulk

  • u should have destroyed their pods too !!

  • @Communist2012 Podding in Highsec is illegal, I think.

  • Hey, nice to see you do so well in your Exhumer. Cool music too.

  • lol I was wondering why you had two warp scramblers in the first clip and was thinking you should fit an invulnerability field instead, but then you did it in the second clip.

  • You are my HERO dude that is awsome.

  • LoL

    It is a shame for every Thief, to get killed by a Carebear-Hulk with Teeth xD

    Good Video, Good Sound and more good fascinating Hulk Fit, i love it :)

  • LOL Awesome

  • nice video. I'm a miner, but learned a few tricks just from watching.

  • Great video man. Far out I'm just looking at the capacitor status indicator it looks like a mag wheel from an old MG or something! So many little bars, I've never seen one like that. (Then again I am totally newb at this game. Main character has 336K skillpoints at present).

    I'm only just into EVE but I love everything about it. I even love that I had to learn the consqeuences of going into 0.4 space by being killed at the gates by pirates. I love all the maths, and I love the challenge.

  • This guy is my hero!

  • I miss the old NOS graphic :(

  • "uh lets use my hulk for pvp, ive seen it in a video!" thanks man! and yeah.. its cool anyway ;)

  • must have had some decent drones and skills. I enjoyed eve for quite a while, however my ping went through the roof and..well i just lost interest with all the massive changes. (then again i was around in 01-03, came back about 06 and it was soo different.)

    ah oh well, good times :)

  • You kick ass! That was amazing.

  • they would call for back up, but they don't want to admit they're being beaten by a hulk

  • damn you are good jnb!

    jnb ftw!!

  • wow lol

  • Zomg lol this pilot is a hero!

  • I absolutely love this video.....awesome video.

    Really does justice to EVE and all carebears everywhere :)

    Love the music....

  • But in the Hulkageddon season....

  • OMG your Fraging Awesome... time for the rest of us carebear's to come out and repay all those pirates... ty jnb for the inspiration :) XD

  • @ninjatoBlade that is only one of the ways to start out, eve is pretty awesome so much you can do and so many different ways to make isk

  • I gotta ask how I got thumbs up for calling myself a carebear... Lol.

    @TheTeenrocker Yea, I started with a small ship, but you know, everyone wants to try something big, I lost my drake a while back and never got around to getting a new one lol... Well I love my phantasm, but I almost lost it when I went afk over a planet and an Incursion just happened to spawn there... I have the worst luck. Ever.

  • i think crimsons either jealous or got killed

  • LOL SWEET

  • You'd have thought that they would have taken a look at your ship and noticed that it had only 1 strip miner fitted.

  • Basicly, its not for everyone, some people just don't want to PvP, not their thing, they may find that exploration, manufactureing, mining, PvE is more in their interests...

    I am a semi-carebear, I PvP sometimes in times of war, but I don't have the means to replace lost ships, so everyone starts as a carebear, then comes the fun stuff.

    Eve isn't an easy game though, try it out and then you'll understand.

  • @NinjatoBlade well nomatter where you are in the game if you are not in an npc corp PVP is going to happen. If you do like mining you can easily do it out in 0.0 you just have to find a good group to fly with out there and have a good intel gathering effort in the area so you know when hostile ships are flying through. Mining mercoxit is great. wormholes have some great PVE with awsome loot.

  • @NinjatoBlade yea man i started with the intention of trying pirating as soon as possible and became a huge carebear member of a mining corp because i'm to scared to go to low sec systems... i am dissapoint in myself

  • @Standoman6546 Mhm, everyone starts off with high hopes and expectations, but when has life ever gone according to plan?

    It all depends on circumstance and luck, perhaps some people get that lucky break and good company that either sends them right into the core of Eve, or plainly with people they look forward to seeing every day so its fun.

    Sadly, for most people, they end up playing the time game, but not to discourage anyone, it is still the best game ever created.

  • NO! HES JUST A CAREBARE!!

  • whats a carebear?

  • @TheNeilleo

    I think its someone who cares.

    Mostly about the salvaging of others ships or destroying of newbies. I think so.

  • @TheNeilleo A non PvP player who doesn't, or refuses to fight in PvP

  • @NinjatoBlade But why? Isn't that the best part of the game?! What the hell

  • @TheNeilleo Aye, best part of the game, but not the only part. The game would fall apart without carebears, someone needs to mine in order to make the ships and the ammo to shoot and blow things up.

    Honestly, its hard to be a PvPer unless you play a lot or get big breaks with cash, you loose a ship, its gone forever. Not much for most PvPers, a battleship only costs about 100-200m, way to much for some people though, and if they aren't quick witted in battle...

  • @NinjatoBlade This is why you don't fly Big things until you can fit and fly them to wtfpwn your war targets :) Start off with small ships/targets :)

  • wow kewl know i know why not to steal from people with big ships o.o

  • Hmmm, it makes me wonder just what exactly this ship's fit is...you know, just in case!

  • omg, so fucking boring

  • Omfg, soooooo Nice man !!!!

  • Tonight on, When Carebears Attack...

  • Why 2 warp distuptors?

  • Id love to be in a corp and see that Message. "a hulk just blew me up for stealing" lol

  • that was fucking awesome i want to try that as well, could you message me your fit or give me a battleclinic link

  • "Holy crap that is one big noob I will kill him toooooo" Says the carebear.

  • Hahaha this was amazing.  Thank you for posting this.

  • 1 ferox LMFAO wow that guy must be a worse pilot than the dude that lost 4 titans

  • 1up baby. I almost cried watching this heheheh.

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  • When your in a cruiser and you get your ass kicked by a miner....... Hes either Chuck Norris in a disguise or you just freaking suck.

  • just blow its drones up. is it that hard?

  • not one of the best eve online vids, but the best eve online vid, this is classic i lol'd hard

  • HardCore Mining

  • LOOOOL the best

  • Im not an industrialist. I love to Pvp But even I believe ore thieves are just retards. Eve has its own way of natural selection. People like ore thieves will eventually be rooted out of the game because they cant handle being awesome... instead they steal people's ore all day making what? 5 mill a day? lol noobs. they will never experience the TRUE game play of eve

  • @Zares28 I taunted an ore thief that gloated over his theft from my can (stole 3 Clear Ice, worth what, 200k?). He started smack-talking, so I taunted him more, got the whole local channel laughing their asses off at him. He got so mad he shot my Mackinaw. Concord wasted him, and I picked up about $13m of loot from him and salvaged T2 from his ship. The chatlog is epic (and I call hardly anything 'epic')

    GET YOUR HULKS FITTED FOR PVP! HULKAGEDDON IN FEBRUARY 2011! FIGHT BACK!

  • @CalicoatMaker Awesome story but how often does that happen? I can make 50-100 mill in 2-3 hours of gameplay when im trying to make money. just saying ore theft will not progress a player if they do that full-time

  • Last chance for you # lushfmlk.info #

  • What drones did you use?

  • 56 people got killed by this Hulk, according the "dislikes"

  • @CalicoatMaker  LOL looks like it is so, i copy link of this video in my miner bio :)

  • @CalicoatMaker correction 58 dead

  • @CalicoatMaker It looks like the ticker is now up to 62 kills.  LOL!!!!!

  • Most inteesting tank and people think its easy to break and yet they seem to be usless.. however you made it work congrats and I wonder if the domi got you or not??Peace and fly safe 0/ maybe see you there as well. good for war decking or as bait ship if alot of ISK :)

  • I think its freaking awesome! I do some high sec ganking sometimes and I would not expect that!

  • Great music choice too.

  • awwe, they never made another video.

  • "SOMETIMES NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO TURN OFF THE MINING LASER."

    I laughed so hard I died.

  • you must make more like this mate.

  • The video was really pixelly, was that 2 warp stabs in the lows?

  • @rounder421 Nope, those were Overdrive Injectors

  • even though you didnt kill the last guy i bet he still hasnt been able to properly clean the poo stains out of his undys he was wearing that day

  • Damn Hulk doing work

  • This is hilarious! PVP in a Hulk.. ROFL!

  • pvp exhumer, best exhumer

  • Now thats how u mine :)

  • planning to start playing this game, but hell... in this video.. i did not understand a thing

  • @deivi2kas Basically the one guy was mining, left his stuff out in space, and came back to someone stealing it, so he attacked him.

  • Thats a Hell of a Miner, if i was ever mining, I would do it like this ^^

  • what was that fitting?

  • what drones did you use???

  • what kinda vamps did he use? can those vamps kill a ship alone? sorry if thats a stupid question but i thought they just affected caps

  • @blitzy36

    They only drain cap.

    And vamps (it's actually nos) drain cap while giving you some as well. But it only works to your cap level.

    So if you have 90% cap left you can't drain the enemy with nos past that level.

    However neuts will drain a lot more cap, don't care about your or the enemies cap amount, but don't add any to you.

    Neuts are great against any ship really. Even if the weapons don't use cap (like projectile turrets and missiles), prop mods and other things do.

  • Very Very good....

  • Bravo!!!

  • Great video even if it is old now.

    Thanks. :)

  • Great job!!!

  • This was awesome.

  • you sir, have the balls to adapt. hitler would be proud

  • lol love the hate from gj7 and Caltha. They are all up in arms that a Hulk pilot would dare to PVP. Funny.  You mad bro? LOL

  • Awesome music and rather comical that these idiots died to a Hulk.

  • i have a boner.

  • id like to see you tank 3 canfpillers why with ease kill your drones mr. epic carebear sir

  • haha this is ridiculous, your of course not seeing the fleet thats actually destroying the enemy ships. =)

  • @AKmacintosh you can see the glow of the remote reppers xD

  • Anyone who is after one of those free 21 days trials for eve just message me with your email so i can send you one, i have about 10 left. oh and if you contintue playing the game message me i will set u up with some free ISK later fly safe o7

  • i checked these kills out on battleclinic, seems like they occur throughout a two week period or something its not like he went on a killing spree. They dont even occur in the order he presents them. You dont need a mwd to burn away under normal speed from a hulk that has no ab or mwd itself. This would never scare a pirate corp. Dude doesnt even have 54 kills

  • 54 Destroyed frigs thumbs it down xd

  • This just might scare the shit outta pirate corps and thieves. I respect you.

  • lol, it's a battle hulk xD though i don't see how you got all those kills, and how those guys didn't go get their battlewagon. Ya flip in a frig, and keep a bs in a station for when the miners get pissed off, Personally I find can flipping only slightly less boring than camping a gate. Good vid though, nicely done. xD

  • I've been pvp'ing in 0.0 for quite awhile now and I van say that this could be true as in he might have made it up but it's possible for this to happen. What you have to remember is exumers aren't made but used to mine low-sec which means if fitted right they can tank as much as a cruiser.

  • Thanks jnb, you've re-inspired this carebear. See you in the belts.

  • lol its fun till they bring ecm and jam/scram/webafy you then your the toast and their 2-8m frigs pop the hulk taht costs way moar.. lol if i was their corp id prolly bait you via a 1 man guy then when you attk back warp in and pop teh hulk. good vid though you showed em ^.^