Ask Jesus: The New (True) Story Of The Gospels

[tatkristannushka]

You just don't understand what you do BLIND MAN.

You are so MISERABLE.

[jediknight36]

I probably should be offended, but Im not, and Im a Christian. I wish the jokes were a bit better, but maybe they will get better with time.

[Astralnaut]

I thought you were into ice fishing Jebus.

[psybmw]

CooooL (;-)

[2bsirius]

I always knew that Jesus had an American accent. Thanks for proving it.

[dreamy2]

the puppet is cute!

[GospelTruth777]

Blasphemous.

[GospelTruth777]

blas·phe·my Audio Help (blās'fə-mē) Pronunciation

n. pl. blas·phe·mies 1. 1. A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.

 2. The act of claiming for oneself the attributes and rights of God. 2. An irreverent or impious act, attitude, or utterance in regard to something considered inviolable or sacrosanct.

[CrumblyButGood]

Yeah I know! Isn't it AWESOME??!!

lmao. This shit is great, hey. *pees in holy water*

[scottkevinmaxwell]

blas·phe·my Audio Help (blās'fə-mē) Pronunciation

n. pl. blas·phe·mies

As late as the 21st century, people still existed who believed that non-corporeal sky people existed who could be offended by videos, words and even thoughts. Blasphemy was ruled a "victimless crime" by the UN in 2036.

[mtambors]

Too bad...America ain't a theocracy and blasphemy ain't illegal.

[GospelTruth777]

Even though blaspheme is a sin, separation of church and state is fine by me. As long as it comes intact with freedom of religion, and speech. Which looks like it's going wayside these days.

[mtambors]

I fully support both freedom of speech and religion.

[bcraig5]

No. Funny.

[KingHeathen]

I always suspected that Peter couldn't surf...thanks for clearing that up, Jesus.

PS-I almost bought that puppet myself.

[ministerevil]

Isn't Alpha Centauri a star in the constellation of Centaur?

[tadierker]

Is your blood really wine Jesus?

[Datan0de]

Delicious!! :-)

[KT45]

LOL go Jesus!