Youtube - Be a Ninja!

[OccasionalBella]

if a tree falls in the woods, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

[IwishIwasnot]

I take it you had too much to drink last night, and you woke up with a lampshade beside your head and a video blackmail to prove it. Is it going to be on somebody's YouTube?

[balkloth]

absolutely true, man.  i never thought of that.

[Annaconda1984]

pink ninja was here

[cyrus404]

Save yourself before It's too late.

[gaya1111]

Ian, I went to your page to unsubscribe and I came across the 'still alive' vid. well done.

[truthspeaksfoitself]

ian needs to be his old self again....Truth Speaks Fo Itself. It gets peoples attention and they will come back like in 2007 when frikin Ian rules man!

5*****

[CityHunter84]

even when it is quiet, it is loud

[OneoftheImmortals]

Why are you whispering?

[emwharton]

Ian, please make another video about how much you have evolved since coming on YouTube. I love those.

"...Its so much better when I don't drink...You can't think, your mind shuts down. Give it up. I gave it up, man." "...I went crazy... And now I am just, I am just f-fucking crazy..." (3-9-2006) /watch?v=yydGZ2jbwTs

[nishemi]

Your obsession with trying to bring Ian down is, getting old .. Your comments show more about you, than it does Ian .. Sorry, we're not going to join your 'lets mock Ian' club ..

[emwharton]

@nishemi - How could I possibly bring Ian any lower than he has already debased himself in these videos by putting his manic decompensation on display for the world to see?

Is it MY fault that this channel features hundreds of videos showing that Ian is a whack job and a hypocrite?

Did I give him Jedi powers? Did I make him lie about healing his eyes? Or breathing underwater? Did I make him speak to demons? Or Einstein?

[N3v3r3nd1ng]

Yeah so if he's doing fine himself why the fuck do you put yourself outthere like some obsessed social reject ... Would you like to have some immoral fuck as yourself stalking your own ass... If i was Ian id be fucking scared i hope they make a law against internet psychos like you.

[N3v3r3nd1ng]

From my POI what you're doing is distasteful and evil. . Did you ever consider there's people outthere who just enjoy Ian vlogs for what they are... I don't judge Ian for letting his thoughts flow. I believe we need people to do that, to inspire original thoughts and who knows maybe one day he will inspire some scientist to look at a problem in a new way he never thought of before. C'mon get off his dick.

[emwharton]

@N3v3r3nd1ng - Nobody is judging Ian for "letting his thoughts flow." He is judged for many many things, but not for that.

Are you serious with this shit? Ian has never had an original thought. He just pretends that he does.

"...I am a poser. I am a big poser. With a lot of stuff I am a big poser. You know? Like, I act like I know about it but I don't really know about it." -Ian Crossland - BlogTV Live Chat (21-1-2009) blogtvDOTcom/people/iancrossla­nd

[emwharton]

N3v3r3nd1ng - Evil, eh? That is strong language.

Let us all remember that Ian can and does block me periodically from commenting on his channel. When I am blocked I do not comment via sockpuppet.

So how about you dial back the rhetoric a little? Ian is not a victim. He does what he does for a reason, however fucked up that reason probably is.

[N3v3r3nd1ng]

Bla bla bla bla bla bla who fucking cares. Somebody give this man a cookie so he might lighten up a little...

[nishemi]

What I don't understand, is why would anyone be so obsessed with pointing out Ians flaws, or whatever .. why don't people just get the f**** out, stop watching Ian vids .. simple really, isn't it ?

[emwharton]

@nishemi - It is all part of Ian's plan

Remember the OLD PLAN? "This is something I want to clear up: I am not an idiot... I know what I am doing... I have a plan..." -Ian Crossland 14-2-2007 /watch?v=Or35JAoBu3c

Listen to Ian's NEW PLAN: "...I think if I can be a big enough idiot, while still maintaining the truth, people will band together to call me idiot. This will bring the unification, although not the way I had envisioned it initially" - Ian Crossland 13-11-2007 in Comments to NEW TIME

[MarshalNey13]

emwharton is right, this is part of something bigger. We are just pawns in some gigantic master plan that will bring forth utopia under Ian's wise leadership. I believe this was referred to as his Magnum Opus...

Believe me...you doubters this is gonna revolutionize the planet.

[Projection1234]

Bollucks.

[N3v3r3nd1ng]

Your vlogs are very apreciated.

[bcosten2007]

Finally those christian vids were getting annoying. He's super awkward.

[farmingisforme]

i like how you keep your bike by your keyboard.

[MrCaltec]

Be as loud as you want, what if I want to be the loudest! :)

[katelouise88]

I always listen to somebody more when they are talking quietly. Because it gives me the message of "what I'm about to say is important, so you must be very quiet in order to hear what I'm saying and listen carefully."

[justwatching1980]

i want to learn how to make animals into people

[NLPNVC]

Party like a ninja, okay.

[blc341]

thanks for sparing us this talk with christian, i mean i like christian but i like to hear from just you sometimes by yourself. christian kinda just rambles on sometimes about nothing.

yah u can definitely be a ninja at nite, cuz its so quiet and dark

[blahblahblahman]

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK.

[052970]

Well said Ian!

[rcon97]

you look kinda paranoid in this video. love you anyways

[rayofminneapolis]

Great advice! I must now vanish, like NINJA!

[paintandillustrate]

LOL! Stop Ian...

[zablodowski]

When you have some free time, and I know you are busy making drunk videos and auditioning for camp fire boy #2 roles, but are you still going to save the world?

[IanCrossland]

I think so, but as time goes on I'm getting more disillusioned about what can be done. Except for saving myself. Kind of sad but I want to help as many people as possible.

[thedakkster]

start with saving yourself first, then you can take on the rest of us.

[Anon1696]

I agree, Ian.

[farmingisforme]

i dig this video. dont hate on ian.

[cdarraugh]

BE A NINJA !!!!!!!

[Comblit]

your eyes always look super dilated, are you high in most these vids? lol

[IanCrossland]

no, some of them. I think they compensate to let more light in. People started talking about them being big in grade school.

[bigbirdie12]

dude ur a genious! u f@ckin rock! i like this vide 5 f@kin stars!

[photoman2004]

Ian's hiding fantasies are so much fun.

[thes0rleymussed]

Easy on the sauce, Ian. Goodness, you look like you need a good meal and about five day's sleep! Poor guy. Yes, alcohol is a social anaesthetic. Why is it sooo painful to be around people sometimes? hmmm.

[drschnaggels]

Good intel

[jief569]

You are insane.

[Norphax]

I like this video.

[fatboysarebetter]

Pirates FTW!

[w0r1dpeace]

It's solid advice.

[Projection1234]

"aloud" for "allowed" in a video about being loud - good one

[WeirdUniverse]

it occurs to me that there may be just a little more to the ancient art of ninjitsu than keeping your voice down at a party...

[tomtcf76]

This is what happened next after 1:31. Two men in white coats came along, put their hands on your shoulders and said gently...'Ian. Its time for Therapy.'

[IanCrossland]

I'm aloud to get wasted and make a video once in a while. It's soooo uncomfortable to watch when I'm sober.

[QuinnEGorges]

sometimes, it's even uncomfortable to watch when I'm sober.

(laughing)

No, it's good not to be so serious on the internet.  Or in life.

Ninja-style.

[coolgangstakillah]

Earsight?