Portal 2: Official Boots Trailer

[pallsacker]

The kinetic energy would melt those boots right off.

[Kyoobur9000]

Portals are orange

Portals are blue

Can't think of a poem

but Chell is hot.

[E1craZ4life]

Just imagine if you could get your hands (or feet) on a pair of those.

[Jam35Var1ety]

I don't mind ads,

I don't mind buffering...

But buffering ads? really?

[StrOkeProd]

Good work boots :D

[328805]

Official boobs trailer.

[pupgirl09]

75 people ACTUALLY landed on their heads

[CastMemberSpeaking]

I've played the whole game, I LOVE IT!

[RManRik]

The long fall boot would be very, very handy. If cave had just sold those he could have made a lot of money.

[GumDropGamer]

I'm throwing my money at the screen...IT'S NOT WORKING!

[ryanhocstetler]

TOOK A FLOOR TO THE KNEE!

[vaNessiaNz]

@ryanhocstetler Amazing comment is amazing.

[RoronoaZoroSensei]

Nike Please ?

[Bumblebee69er]

wasnt cave johnson dead by the time those anti gravitational beams or whatever they called it:p were in use?

[nlauj2k6]

She is the girl

[ImmaUlquiorraCifer]

I'm not gonna lie to you it's expensive as hell. But check this out. We told this Game Company to just try make a bad game. They can't do it. Good job Valve!

[VaygrX]

Chell is Chuck Norris Girfriend

[tankerwife2001]

@VaygrX No, girlfriend IS Chell

[Michaellefkowitz0]

i love how you can see glados sweeping your limb less body into a fire pit while medical staff hauls the portal gun away.,,

[CharredDragon]

Is it wierd if i think Chell is hot in this trailer?....

[TheHiddenNote]

@CharredDragon Nah, when Valve started using the Zoey model (L4D) for Chell she became attractive.

[XxTechnoxAngelxX]

...Coming from a girl, I think those shoes are extremely amazing and {to state the obvious} I want. So bad.

But... wouldn't men have some... trouble walking in shoes that are technically high heels? ._. or is that just me?

[elforodelhablaaz]

@XxTechnoxAngelxX yes i think they should make a model for men soo i wont look weird if say that i want a pair

[XxTechnoxAngelxX]

@elforodelhablaaz Hahaha~ Well, it's not weird for all the male portal fans so, don't worry, there~ :3

[thesailormercury2]

she look cute in those boots

[robberblood]

My god Chell is sexy as hell!

[PaulThePuppetier]

@robberblood yes she is...

[multinames1]

Working on them at the moment! ;)

[squarewoot]

Why would they advertise CoD before a Portal trailer? Portal fans are smart.

[TheArbiter991]

only the firstperson part

[TheArbiter991]

at 0:11 why does the portal gun model suck isint this portal 2 footage?

[Al3xEntertainment]

I fucking try it!! I throw my money against the screen, but ah my gawd, nothing happens!! :((((

[RandomJayne]

So... what was the purpose of the excursion funnel in that test chamber?

[rbh1138]

Portal Gun, Gravity Gun. Chell, Freeman. All that, needs to be in a game. Just think of the co-op possibilities of a game like that. The puzzles, OMG the puzzles! They would be insane. Please Valve, do a game with those two. I'll be your friend.

[Al3xEntertainment]

@rbh1138 Now, that'd be insane. Y'know, everything is one huge universe. The Half Life universe. Put it in one game would.. it'd just don't be cool.

[Annfrank5945]

@rbh1138 they already did its called GARRYS MOD

[LHunterO78]

@Annfrank5945 Well, technically, valve didn't. That was Team Garry. Anyway,

He wants a puzzle game, with a story. Garry's Mod is a sandbox with no story.

[MrJalisco12]

CAVE THAT IS THE MOST F***KE

[juninho45645]

00:00

[4568plonk]

Technically, the Longfall boot doesn't work, because the force in your legs and feet would cause pressure in your bones and break your legs.

NO.

That's why the boots are springy.

[bobandnorman]

@4568plonk Yeah "Technically". Considering this is based in the future and not the present ..

[4568plonk]

@bobandnorman But in modern logic, it's a video game, so anything is possible.

[PhylumEx]

@4568plonk You deny the possibilities of the boots but accept the possiblity of a portal gun?

[4568plonk]

@PhylumEx A quantum space hole could be possible if the right resources are applied.

[PhylumEx]

@4568plonk We'd need to change most of our scientific rules for such to happen.

[4568plonk]

@PhylumEx But don't you think that changing most of the scientific rules would change and even advance science?

[PhylumEx]

@4568plonk Ofcourse it would but we've got to wait for people to rectify and I doubt they'll change much in 10 years unless there's another war. Let's just see.

[agostinho1234]

i thought it was official boobs... my case here is done

[qwertyuiop298]

Does anyone wonder if Aperture Science is the idealized version of Valve? Think about it: They're both innovative companies who produced amazing things but seem to have trouble with the basic stuff (like counting to 3).

[crabfight]

@qwertyuiop298

Aperture Science fucked up and got themselves killed.  Valve has created some brilliant games.

I know what I'd rather work for. :P

[dufydf]

i find this hard to masturbate to

[stein11wolf]

0:40 portal SSX

[liu7]

Ugh I hate that Cave Johnson persona

[corey788237]

VALVE FTW :DD

[1Meepman]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[minecraftbomber09]

that would be painful if a bug was where she landed..

[MrPaBeH]

Good work boots

[softy8088]

I'm throwing checks made out to cash at the screen but nothing is happening!

[decembermemory]

his voice gives me yummy chills

[anabelleandthrust]

"I'm not gonna lie they're expensive as hell"

[Biiaattcchh100]

Cave(Vagina) Johnson(Cock)

[AlexBestGTA]

Good Work,boobs

[DeadMansOdyssey]

Need, boots, now

I would love to see those boots on the market!

Super BOUnCe!

I KICK U GLADOS!!!!

[IisKittehMeagen]

Is it wrong that I find this extremely sexy? Ahhhhhh, those boots! <3

[MrAwesomekidjr]

Awesome!!!!

[h2o274]

if cave johnson voiced every commercial...

[PaulThePuppetier]

Chell being a badass. Normal

[jibiyuko]

@PaulThePuppetier actually its caroline... >.>

[PaulThePuppetier]

@jibiyuko its Chell '-' why do you say that?

[CastMemberSpeaking]

@PaulThePuppetier No, Chell is awesome not a badass.

[BSMetalhead]

@CastMemberSpeaking

"Badass" means better than awesome :D

[PaulThePuppetier]

@CastMemberSpeaking She is both,man

[firefirelier]

@DavEeeKo half life 3 is gmod but valve are scared of the number 3

[DaVeeKo]

We told Valve to make a third Half-Life game, they can't do it!

[MissEdge102]

Dear Santa...

[Pantaleontwentysix]

i think gamestop's poweruprewards sells this in sock form

[kyliethewinx2010]

If only she does that in the game ^^

[SharkweekFanatic1]

In the game, there is an extras button, which I watched this video, and many others.

[HairForFour]

HOLY! THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!

[SpitFireShorts]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[MrRomanrin]

sooooo....Chill was a model? someone that showed up in apperture´s advertisements.

COOOOL !

[MrGreendayfan2013]

I like how they take the portal device, instead of the human body.

[FlashBash64]

@MrGreendayfan2013 "The device is now more valuable than everybody's organs in (subject hometown here.)" :3

[LordFhalkyn]

@MrGreendayfan2013 Humans are replaceable, but the Dual Portal Device is darn expensive!

[softy8088]

@MrGreendayfan2013 Remember that the dual-portal device is more valuable than the combined incomes and internal organs of everyone in [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE].

[Soluzz]

@MrGreendayfan2013 Like how you point out an totaly obvious joke......youre so clever -.-

[Palatard]

@MrGreendayfan2013

That's the joke.

[Kradorium]

i find it so dry how in the cartoon at the end they take care of the portal gun and not the subject.

[noobjesss]

where can i buy these?



[geradcanada]

shut up and take my money

[Zollosky]

0:20 Wait... Carolyn is Glados... is that how she died?

[TheCaptainCleavage]

@Zollosky Play the portal 2 single player, it will all make sense

[iamthemanofsteel]

CAVE JOHNSON HERE

[mrgamer90001]

we are going to make a combustibal lemon and and burn your house down - cave johnston

[Rose5468]

want those boots..... they are SEXY

[123Cheeseisawsome]

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[9000sw]

Chell should be in the 2012  olympics

[thecrappingtree]

my wishlist for christmas:

monkey , sock monkeys , drum set , portal gun , long fall boots , wheatley , adventure core , space core

[venomey666]

@thecrappingtree Fact sphere, the fact that you do not want the fact sphere means that you will die an annoying boring life, fact sphere.

[edithgarcia01]

dear santa...

[GenerousJeff]

With a walk like that Chell should consider a modeling career.

[clonetrooper250]

@GenerousJeff Considering the world outside Aperture is ruled by an oppressive alien government, she might have some trouble finding a job in that field.

[maychanx31]

Must... Have... Really... Awesome... Looking... Boots... o_o Here take my money Cave Johnson give me a pair! >.<

[kaall1234]

if they are real I WANT THEM (dual poortal gun, boots, wheatly) (wheatly for companyion)

[LittleBitOfGame]

THX now i know how Chell didnt died when i jumped from very high place to down :))



[JoJoIsEpicsauce]

Chell went ninja starting at 0:35!

[Umz15824]

0:16

flashbacks to mirros edge begin >_<

[WT100500]

@MrDacade тоже так прочитал xD

[h2o274]

*sigh* thats aperture science... when a test subject is lying broken on the floor, they bring a strectcher for the test subject's portal gun. them throw the tests subjects remains into the incinerator along with the comanion cube...

[Jishiku]

i has the fall socks. x) i boughts them! my socks looks like em. (:

[fallenwingedangel]

CAVE JOHNSON FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[hornycornproductions]

Did anyone notice she went head first through the blue portal?

[Sillywomanproduction]

@hornycornproductions hahahahahahaha

[Those3Eds]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MAH MONEH!

[donalder117]

play half life then you'll know it dude !!!

[MuchMoreBroccoli]

So... It's a pair of shoes with springs... :/

[BLOODBATHDAVID]

@MuchMoreBroccoli no, they're antigravitational so you can fall from a great hight and nothing happens to you

[LadyDeirdre]

73 viewers were related to pre-boots test subjects.

[DarkCornor]

0:46 that knee must hurt...

[Denivic123]

Goo work boots!

[Italianchef26]

Wait, that girl is Chell right?...

This means Chell was already there when cave Johnson was alive?

This means Chell was already there when Glados didn't exist...

Mindfuck!!!

[emilminecraft]

dear santa...

[Chiori2462]

those boots are WAY--- to sexy to be only in a video game

[girlbubble7991]

hey cave, mabey you should congaulate the test subject not just the boots... or the people who made them... or something... I really don't like cave Johnson often.

[cooldonkeyfish]

How did the boots stop her from shattering her knee though...?

[iGeeklander]

@cooldonkeyfish i don't know....

[ngtobzzz]

@cooldonkeyfish

she didn't land on her knee

it's just a little bit off the ground

[HawK047]

The boots are the only thing about the game that didnt feel right. How can a spring protect you from that heigth?

[dinnaehuv1]

@HawK047 Dunno. How does a small gun shoot portals in a lab that's built on top of a nother lab?

[Italianchef26]

@HawK047 With science!

[asdfgirl83]

Sooo...Aperture Science Enrichment Center employees have no soul?

[AVGJ0E]

i'm throwing money at the screen and nothing is happening!!!

[moonstari1]

@AVGJ0E You have to buy the Aperture Science money transferral device to transact your money to Aperture Science which you can purchase through an Aperture Science money transferral device :)

[elena3sunny]

@AVGJ0E F@uck! We have to buy the 'Interactive Screen' too! x(

[PolyLolipop17]

I seriously would buy those if they actually made them!

[MrRomanrin]

@PolyLolipop17 they would be fucking expensibe ("expensibe as hell")...so, no, we could not buy them.

:(

[RoyLeeJenkins1]

@PolyLolipop17 Theyre going to start selling life size props of it soon!

[PolyLolipop17]

@RoyLeeJenkins1 Holy freakin crap! That's awesome! I'm going to buy them! I love this game!

[TehAwsomenezz]

keep pessing 2

[virtuallynn]

Santa:

Please get me one of these. And a portal gun too, if you don't mind

from:

a portal fan

[transformerslover863]

I can't get over how amazing this is. I want those boots. And the portal gun.

[wejN1337]

it was very epic when portal 2 has the graphics from 0:12 - 0:17

[digimoto330]

@wejN1337 those are the in game graphics... just not the hand/gun animation, atleast its the same as on pc... don't know about xbox haven't played it on there.

[wejN1337]

@digimoto330 yo i mean the hands

[CrimsonKunoichi01]

Need... Almost as much as a Portal gun.. o____o

[littleBEExo]

"Good work, boots." As if Chell did NOTHING >:V

[urbanninja388]

ahahaha think about it as a portal device protector

SCREW THE HUMAN

[grindorblackout1986]

I wasn`t a foot fetishist...until I saw this video :S

[rvbhigajumba]

Chell is one bad-ass

[coolguy100ish]

wait.. he said "we told this test subject to try and land on her neck". if she hadnt placed the blue portal, she would have been screwed

[MrDannyArcher]

buy a powerriser. kinda feel like it :)

[ThePieMaster219]

Cave Johnson could sell me water in a middle of a lake! He's so good!

[LachClark]

Caaaaaaaaaave.... Jawhnson

[Wklaver1]

mr. jonson = Genius!

[Kombajnysta2]

Dear Santa ...

[anusdicktroll1]

@Kombajnysta2 SANTA IS FAKE AND GAY.lol

[TheZhefDude]

what about the shaterred knee at 00:48

[aWavyDENYSz]

Cave actually mentioned Caroline in this trailer

[CloudDecim]

boobs

[soniclastvoyage]

That "Chronicle" announcemment is ripping me off...!!!!

[xdrowningPool]

WANT. Those boots are sexy as hell.

[tyman955]

@xdrowningPool go play portal 2 then

[epicwinface]

@xdrowningPool ill be honest. i want them so i can be a retard. jump off my house, jump off a really tall building. ya know fun stuff.

[MasTeRCRack24]

like if they should make a portal 2 halloween costume? :D

[ExperiencedHippo]

It's a freaking video game just go with it!

[Zamora362]

i call dibs

[JillSandwichXD]

I read the comments

I'm not sure If I feel more retarded or if my geek went u-- UUUUH LOOK A PLANE!

[2001evan2001]

Question 1:if the boot absorbs force from a fall,how can she be launched from an aerial faith plate? Answer: well when you get launced by an aerial faith plate,it isnt a fall type of force,you travel with the plate. and as i said before the boot does NOT absorb momentum from the plate. the boot also does not absorb:kinetic energy,or inertia. so,as a result,se can get launced from an aerial fiath plate

[migueltocino]

@2001evan2001 just troll science working dude ¬¬...