Opie & Anthony: Robert Playing Football

[jhohcable]

If someone says "you want me to look at it?" I BROKE MY KNEE MAN is not the proper response. What a fat dumb knee breaking fatty.

What's really weird is that since like 2008 I've heard this a million times over about how he broke his knee and it hurt for years afterwards and all the references and jokes to it (lick my hand, hold my chromosomes), and I never once heard the actual audio until now.

[SockMyDink]

go to /watch?v=wWZZl1ijopQ&feature=r­elated for vid

[GadurDum2311]

I'd be more concerned about the fat, obese overweight, waterbuffalo like breathing that was going on from Bob's fat lungs. Replace the word "knee" with "heart".

[hollywoodliberal1]

"At least its not shit on my chest." Jimmy: "That would have had more dignity in it." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Classic fucking Jimmy

[phizfrail]

hahahaha.. can anyone tell me where the "MOOOOMMM" clip is from? so fuckin funny!!

[CoolerKing37]

@phizfrail The King of Comedy

[SclafaniBagni]

so THATs where the sound clip that goes "wah" came from!

[TomMSTie1138]

As if Bobby pussing-out wasn't funny enough, when Ant starts doing the "What happened!?" lady it gets 10-times better!

[BatALash]

They should have played "Hold My Hand" by Hootie and the Blowfish during this bit.

[caltrof]

"Take me to Wyoming and tie me to a fence" LOL fucking Anthony

[dbrennan76]

@vascor... Fuckin hillarious

[livardo]

what'd he break again?

[moakley]

ohhhh no ohhh man, 911 dude

[NeroTheAtheist]

Duuuuuuuuuude I broke my fat knee man

[dubbsway4life]

I'm just waiting for Harvey Keitel to say "You're gonna be OKKKKKKK".

[Vascor]

YOU KNOW WHAT DUUUUUUUUDE, you're playing football, you run into a mexican, BOOM, your knee breaks, you got your coffee

[Skelaxin]

Who does the old lady impression in this? Anthony?

[NeroTheAtheist]

@Skelaxin Anthony does. 

[Soulglow420]

fucking classic

[miked860]

I broke my fuckin knee dude!

[livevil1989]

I heard that theres actually video of this, does anyone know where to find it?

[symbal777]

@livevil1989 its on a tourgasm episode. if you can sit through that dreck

[livevil1989]

Thanks a lot man.

[Ariben00]

LMAO never heard this before.

[ChipHugger]

I think he tore his ACL. When I tore mine, you do hear a distintive pop, so it is kind of like a break.

[clash75]

how long does it take foe something like that to heal?

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

That fence line was fucking brutal. Honestly, it was one of the few jokes on the show that I didnt find funny.

[beelz3333]

What voice is Ant doing at 6:23?

[ChipHugger]

I don't know, but it sounds like Edith Bunker.

[indianajoe219]

It's from an old bit where some old woman called the wrong number and they told her the guy was dead. She said what Anthony was quoting (except the faggot part).

[DarthCormac]

@beelz3333 - it's from a VERY old bit (pre-1998) from back when they were on WAAF in Boston. An old lady mistakenly called WAAF studios asking for her friend Bill, and Opie answered and told her Bill was dead. Ant is doing a word-for-word impression of her reaction. I fucking almost died laughing when I heard it.

Search "Opie Bills dead" on here to hear the original audio....lol. Kills me every time.

[SockMyDink]

@beelz3333 I think it's a reference to the infamous "Bill's dead" prank phonecall.

Sorry to get to it a year late...

[indianajoe219]

He did mention it. You have to go back and listen.

[dandybrian]

"you know what duuuuuuude, I don't get why so many people are making fun of me, I mean I broke my knee, i don't understand..."

"but Bob you asked a grown man to hold your hand"

"yeah but I hurraahhh....."

[Takerkid14]

I'm afraid I don't get the Wyoming fence. Can someone inform PLEASE?

[drn8383fuse]

matthew shepard

[indianajoe219]

The gay guy who was tied to a fence and beaten to death in Wyoming.

[Takerkid14]

ok thanks.

[TheDrunkenCelt]

The whispering was epic

[6Adrian7]

ah u got ur coffee u got ur broken knee LOl!

[Takerkid14]

Dude you know what, you got your broken knee, you got your space inside you that keeps getting filled with fly fishing and scooters, you got your coffee, boom!

[Lamtitude]

Great Platoon referance at the end. ( :

[tomovsk]

goddamn! where's the song?!

[underlinedbluetext]

i broke my knee dude i broke my knee man ..... duuuuuuuude

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

*Dennis Hopper* Did you break your knee, MAN or did you break your knee DUDE? :)

[teamhex]

Hahah good stuff, but id cry like a bitch if I broke my knee.

[SomeNewKid11]

Dane Cook's Tourgasm - Episode 4 - Part 3

about 2 mins in bawbby goes down for the count.

[SomeNewKid11]

i remember seeing the video of this a long time ago but i cant find it anywhere. does anyone know where the vid is??

[Mrmys1900]

I think its a Dane Cook video

[b0mbdrop]

@Mrmys1900

ah yes, from Tourgasm

[r12ski]

@Mrmys1900

It was from Tourgasm, Dane Cook's reality show.



[nsewx]

showtime made a documentary with dane cook, google around.

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

I love Anthony's impression of the old lady thinking Bill is dead. "Give my condolences to the faggot". LMAO.

[ZacharyLacure]

he says dude more than broke.

[Shinchibi]

WHAT?!

[mastercheif4072165]

this is worse than Jimmy's "Pray for me."

[PhatBoyMedia]

I spat coffee at 1:53 :D

[l8mrblonde8l]

So what happened to bob kelly in this clip?

[Shinchibi]

I'm pretty sure he broke his arm...or something. He just wants attentiont, it's best to just ignore him.

[ihatecentipedes]

Bobby sounds like Jimmy's impression of him in this.

I broke my knee duuuuude

[moshe88]

Fat, dumb, fucking bastard. Die. Die in a fire and get eaten by wolves.

[MikeTFP]

Bobby, the guy we all love but hate.

[meatcurtinz]

what a queerbag

[drivepro]

I fucking hate bob kelly.

fucking hate

bob kelly

[sman78spider]

take me to wyoming and tie me to a fence man, holy shit that is brutal

[ACE7Drew]

This made me laugh out loud at work like a fat tongued retard. Hurt Bobby is almost as entertaining as burnt Bobby.

"His knee was very badly hurt ya see, poor poor faggot!"

[maddne0]

Someone else get the feeling that Bobby broke his knee?

[viper61794]

my condolences to the faggot

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

I broke my knee man

I broke my knee man

I broke my knee man

I broke my knee man

I broke my knee dude

I broke my knee man

Great improve skills!

[snappy452]

screw the ice, they should of gotten the tent and the shotgun, and had end with it.

[jdsmak]

improve? u fucking idiot

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Good one, stupid

[ajr4888]

I find it funny that the guy tried to correct your spelling and spelled the word "you" wrong and used no capital letters.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

He just wants to fit in. An attention whore no less :)

[XxSTICH666xX]

LOL the rap is great.