Tom Green - Condoms

[mkl62]

Tom Green will be appearing tomorrow on The Wendy Williams Show.

[raferskip]

and why did he ever stop his show?

[raferskip]

Whats tom green doing these days?

[F00Tball47]

old bitch needs to go in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich!!

[mitsubishidiamante]

I miss this show

[hollywood1199]

abstinence? do you wear that?

[1961DaleRobert]

This is one of the Top 10 videos.Got to love the older women' about ab-cadence. "What's that?"

[DavenH]

@1961DaleRobert

Actually... what is abcadence?

[Pusscatification]

holy shit the tracker bar on the video has a snowflake on it!!

[zooMZooMlikeATyphOOn]

come back tom!

[busterilove1]

this is funny as hell

[onemulatto]

I love Tom Green. Hey, Tom Green fans or fans of people being stupid and trying to be funny. Check out my videos. I may be funny to you. If I am not, don't let me know and tell me I am funny anyway. Subscribe if you like.

[RelaxEditz]

Hahahhahahaha fucking golden

[evalex71]

Very funny, but he's a douche

[jrzy49]

@evalex71 That's what makes him so funny!

[SuperEd86]

hahaha

[maradona87]

"although Al Capone did die of Syphilis, so there is an element of glamour to that" HAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

[jingledjango]

I miss the 90's

[cottoncandy125]

my bf always tells me that he is embarrased getting condoms, but SOMEHOW he does it lol

[TheHowks]

@cottoncandy125 Your boyfriend just needs to learn to pull out early and blow his load all over your face like a REAL man.

[condonland]

gran espectaculo

[LethalDozePL]

this is gold

[Aleque]

lol i love the over-analyzing part

[skullythebloger]

You know what condoms are right?

A plastic bag a plastic bag a plastic bag!!

[adyagiler]

@skullythebloger lol, I don't know where you get yours, but they are generally made of rubber, not plastic.

[skullythebloger]

@adyagiler I got mine from the clone high health wing D: Horrable service.

[MrGiantHippo]

i lost it at abstinence lol

[TheRedNeckGamer777]

I LOLd through out this movie.

Tom Green is awesome.

[SnowyHot09]

Me "Hey babe wanna try out these condoms with me?" LMFAO

[Raven3242]

How in the world does he not laugh while saying that he is fuckin halarious

[wookiedestroyer101]

@Raven3242 Mmm i can do that too if I want to I can hold my compossure no matter what I am doing.

[Entei2000]

haha

[turtlesarecool99]

91 people are boring fucks with the sense of humor of an old lady who practices abstinence.

[Crea80r]

he had a cmaeraman with him, kinda lame.

maybe someone knows if he had a secret camera or was there a cameraman?

[no2religions]

"That's disgusting" says the prood and he was using only the proper terms. Fuck abstinence, I wish her parents practised abortion.

[kumogakuredojo]

@no2religions Can you wear abortion? I'll have to try that out some time...

[peloteroification]

I wish I could rate it -5 stars.

[RoyalRamirez]

hate it when theyre behind the counter and you spend like 3 minutes guiding the cashier to the one you want while theres a line of people behind you. When he finally gets them he tells you the price with that smug smile on his face.

[brittanyboo6910]

I love tom green wish he would come back.....

[UndeadDragonBorn]

@brittanyboo6910 i love you, for loving Tom... lol -cough-

[ThePatPat777]

@brittanyboo6910 hes a bit too old for that kind od humour now... I miss him too :D

[nikidizzi2]

@macbeasty..sorry, but that was corny...

[NeverAgain1985]

I miss Tom Green Show, Classic 90's comedy

[KushMastaOg]

It's amazing how this dude stays in character no matter what...every fuckin segment he does..he just go's with the flow..quick witted mind..semi genius

[macbeasty]

The way I do it:

Me: Hi i'd like to buy these balloons please.

Clerk: Uh sir these are condoms.

Me: Oh shucks...too bad I already paid for them. What an idiot I am.

Clerk: Well sir you haven't paid for them at all yet.

Me: It's too late now, I have the money out and people are in line. I have no choice but to buy these useless condoms. God I'm an idiot.

[MonsterMENergy]

@macbeasty your stupid.

[dylan111291]

abstinence? What a repressed old fart bag lol.

[theman1819]

this was kinda dumb they are just condoms....

[lilwjiffy]

That old bitch hasn't gotten laid since WWII

[zjmarijuana]

@lilwjiffy that old bitch has never been laid

[DeekyDicawdo]

@lilwjiffy i guess she practices what she preaches

[blazedrelief]

he acts autistic

[TheAmericanOriginal]

@blazedrelief maybe hes borderline

[C2CONTINUE]

What chu talkin bout Willis?

[nickis4]

I LOVE TOM GREEN!!

[rickybobby5150]

out of stock on the abstinence try back next week

[MegLuvzLife]

"Man of Steel"...luv it!!

[mustafazorlu]

lol

[stanboy69]

89 people are absinent, suckers

[nergalk]

Abstinence, it's that little cheese grater like device you wear with the lemon juice dispenser.

[ricksj16]

It's really obvious that being recorded by a camera and putting it on T.V, is less embarrassing when your buying condoms.

[thesophiazz]

Do you wear abstinence? haha!

[thesophiazz]

Do you wear abstinence? haha!

[OtherEdgar]

lol

[itstherevolution]

Abstinence....do you sell that here? Tom is a uniquely funny and ballsy dude!

[georgeishbk]

Tom Green looks like the boss of the Orphans from the movie 'The Warriors'. Thumbs up if you know what I'm talking about.

[KingKaiju54]

@georgeishbk You see what you get warriors! You see what happens when you mess with the orphans!

[Wilss]

No the Orphans guy looks like David Schwimmer@georgeishbk

[hippiekyd416]

LMFAO!!! The old lady lmfao ohhh jeeez. Tom Green is amazing.

[115madmax]

I think the haterz on this vid just dont like real humor

[jigsaw80puppet]

@115madmax Nothing, Tom Green is one of my favorite comedians. It's really insulting to compare him to an unfunny shit character like stewie.

[115madmax]

@jigsaw80puppet Yeah, i guess ur right. sry to bother you

[y3ll0ch0c0lat3]

What self respecting woman would have sex with Tom Green? He probably couldnt' get through that intimate moment with out making some lame ass joke.

[barkape]

@y3ll0ch0c0lat3 I dunno maybe just a movie star.

[Entei2000]

haha

[HoWHiGHSi]

wow man this was sooooo fukin cool man...stick to playing video games u little f@ggot b!tch...get at me so i smack the taste out of mouth then cut your fingers off nd send them to ur family rip ur adams apple out eat in front of u and piss in the hole it came from cut a large slit down ur back a pour chemical burn in it cut ur eye lids off nd spray keyboard clearner in them shoot each 1 of ur toes with a nail gun rip ur cafs out nd feed them to my huskys and then let my cat shit in ur mouth..BYE

[aubreywak]

@HoWHiGHSi

im gonna copy this and keep it cause i dont even know who your responding to but these insults are so amazing hahahaha

thumbs up :)

[KKris1431]

@dipset542 ya dude we all watched the video no need to repeat it

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

1:25

[Chromosome1919]

I like his oblivious stares makes you wonder whats on his mind.

[iceman18211]

We need more shows like this on T.V.

like if you this is true

[Marsdevilsvolta]

@iceman18211 nah it was one of a kind

[nalepa47]

i'd like to buy some abstenence

[supremo502]

tom green started it all!! jackass came later

[UofMgoblue2012]

Teach that women NOT to feed the troll LOL

[dipset542]

How about trying abstenence?

Do you wear that? What is that like a jockey strap? 

[slangestorm]

Hahaha what a badass!!

[QuazuM]

88 people have tried absenence

[catbsometimes1]

god i love tom green

[unlovenotes]

omg..that old lady was so grumpy and hilarious, that's what really made this. seriously. the cranky bitch made it all the more funny.

[rootbeeronbroadway]

Im usually not a tom green fan but this made me smile:)

[icedragonSg]

that dumb bitch tried to ruin the fun in it but he owned that old fucking lady.

[lNDECLINE]

he talks like stewie griffin sometimes ..yeah umm just gonna buy this condoms.. yep nothing to worry about

[jigsaw80puppet]

@lNDECLINE shut the fuck up

[115madmax]

@jigsaw80puppet Hey, what's your problem

[newrapHQ]

press CC and then transcribe audio lol

[demonoid22271]

Abstinence? Do they sell that here? LMAO

[kidxdeca]

Click on the cc symbol & set it to Transcribe Audio, and read what it says at 1:08

[SiCDRuMmA]

i wish i had his courage....

[radu2009]

its not funyy if u thin about it

[MrRatguy1]

Did this tonight and got kicked outa walmart and got the cops called on me....

[SeymourBlunts]

@MrRatguy1 It only works when you live in Canada

[BigStick3456]

@MrRatguy1 Are You serious?

[TigerTaint]

@MrRatguy1 no you didn't

[kwang1imsa]

@MrRatguy1 Cause you're not in Canada.

[godsadog]

@MrRatguy1 Are you serious? Did you really do that?

[kingpoopy666]

86 dislikes All 86 are old ladies wanting tom to get an Std Stay save tom

[TheAnimalBrigade]

never though id say this but this shit is more immature than my music haha

[chambas5]

@TheAnimalBrigade stop spamming the shit out tom's videos asshole...

[KelseyIAm]

85 people want STD's

thumbs up if u agree

[carlitox3956]

dave grohl?

[playamade7400]

lmao after smokin a ton of weed tom green sure does me good(:

[altDIY]

hahahhaa

[minimikee]

fuck the bitch @ 1:49

[fantasticmura]

That's so funny that he is explaining about condoms!!!

[thehegarty87]

legend

[iBeChamp]

Tom Green is freakin amazing

[Hunkola]

LMAO.......abstinence, do you wear that?

[357893]

how the helll he keeps a straight face i do not know

[H2T]

@357893

'cause he's crazy like that lol

[TheJubtyjub]

He like advertising the Condom, Funny as!

[DowntownTB13]

that lady was a bitch, i would have been lmao!!!!

[drakeishfyre]

lolololollo at the old cunt. shes funnier than green

[sugarbaby69er]

PML "im taking the camera in with me so its less embarassing" LOL

[itsmyisliand]

tom greens comedy is what zach galafanakis and people like so are trying to pull off today, that strange but funny character

tom green will always be allowed to eat chicken sandwiches at my dinner table

[PulsewidthProjekt]

Hahaha XD

[ConcreteSurfer420]

Canadian humor is the best!

[shortymatt420]

I have no clue how he could keep a straight face threw this lol he looked high.

[hackleback]

Lol, "Who's the lucky lady thats gonna get to spend the evening with this Man of steel"

[nyteboys]

how about trying abstinence? hahahaha how about u fuck yourself old hag

[chadpopstar]

woman; "how about trying abstinence?" Tom; "do you wear that?"

[Che1seabluesdr0gba11]

lmao love his face 0__o

[gavinwhitham]

tom green how does condoms entertain u

[greggymcgurks]

It's like the lady asks "Do you really think that's funny how you're talking to her?"... the answer is yes... yes we do

[phinixdow]

is this show still on or is it done now? if this show is still airing i would like to know what channel and maybe showtimes?

[mrtitanic2]

hes soo skinny

[beneehall]

Tom Green is a Eunich anyway. Lost his balls in a diaper training accident. His mon tied the diaper too tight.

[PongoLikesBananas]

I'm Jewish.........

[AllYourBase420]

lmao @ old christian hag, yeah go spread your stupid fairy tales elsewhere

[tmoore842]

hes so frickin funny

[patrickdenneyto]

Do you sell that here too? Abstinence? haha

[thewax00]

HILARIOUS 

[jbeard8]

Jockey strap lol

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

I love how the woman comes in there and says "You think you're funny?" Dumb broad.

[SuperCat]

Man of steel LOL

[ScentlessApprentice7]

Stupid old lady. Stupid old, blue-haired, dried up prune can't just see something funny and laugh.

[bigboss25262]

Unfunniest man that was ever born

[Dakashizzlenizle]

@bigboss25262 Wow,i so pity you that you don't have enough sense of humour to laugh at his comedy.

[Intoxiqated]

Wow, people who believe in abstinence are retards. Its only human nature. If God didnt want us to have sex why would he make hormones?

[djaxe32]

Boy, who's the lucky lady?

LOL!!!!!!!!

[Layiloe]

theres always a bitch in one of his videos

[iceman241111]

Tom green is a comic genius . lol

[jenzeppelin]

ii feel like telling him, eventually, he'll be buying condoms to make love to drew barrymore. :)

[eagleduzt]

LMFAO!!

[strat1969usa]

considering both know where gona end up. funny!

[gobester]

"Do you wear abstinence" - this is really good! Haha

[XxXMsLovelyXxX]

abstitence?do you wear that? lol

[thawthug]

Lmao! He tells almost everyone about that shit! "abstinence, what is that, is it like a jog strap?" hahahahah so many fucking lolz!

[Mattyuk1]

Tom green is sooo dry and washed up! He put me off him when that guy came on and fucked his desk up. Tom cried like a baby.

[azrial4421]

@Mattyuk1 just remember your talking trash about someone that has done more than youll ever do in your lil pathetic life

[J0RDSKI]

Haha damn takes some guts to do that.

[severalkisses]

I figure I should know your name since you're touching my condoms

[adamtr1121]

haha

[Lamb00FGoD]

Boy who's the lucky lady whos going to be spending the evening with this man of steel LMFAO !!

[ObamaTheRealLoser]

Tom was pretty quick on his toes

[LeviProut]

I laugh everytime I watch this!

[MarceloLaraM]

me too, it's a classic

[LeviProut]

seoriously whats is abstanence

[Struckgold]

@LeviProut. Its a brand of condoms

[LeviProut]

@Struckgold my mum told me that its where you dont have sex or summmink

[kishanman1]

your moms a whore