Re: Porknog | Old Spice

[BaconFlips]

0:01... PORGNOG!

[firebug0001]

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[MasterTubeTutorials]

Is old spice real?

[PuppetMask]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[ketchup7717]

Well Porknog... lmfao

[CallMehCarlo]

0....0.....0....0.......

 never gets old

[Dsavery100]

press 1 then just after he says repeat press 2 :L

[meckermann123]

LADY PERSON!!!!!!

[h5348227]

how can i make him reply to me

[hockeydude287]

0:00 to hear him say porknog

[krwosu]

so please, use with caution. xD

[eXpExor]

very wise words mr old spice guy =D

[ilubeeyou]

vaporized by your handsome has to be one of the greatest lines ever.

[gamehugs]

Since Old Spice has toxic chemicals that cause cancer, it's more likely that he would die than get a rash.

[Fyrebahl]

@gamehugs In the state of California, anything will give you cancer. But if you use Old Spice, your manliness will defeat it.

[SmileyMan440]

Your rash is now diamonds.

[zacandashleys1fan]

I'd nog his pork!

No wait... that's no good.

[FuruNaruBleachluvr7]

lady person ..... heeheee

[Jimmybuddha]

With great Old Spice scents comes great resposobility...

[TheAmericaneaglegirl]

AHAHAHA

[naturluvr15]

"vaporized by your handsome" i died laughing XD

[conndawggg]

keep pressing 4

[Lean069]

Ladyperson?

[RachaelxDepp]

20 people don't have the loving compassion of a lady person.

[FeralArtist]

@RachaelxDepp I don't but I still liked this video. Yep. :'(

[ShutYurMum]

LMAO @ lady person.

[riversidekingsnare3]

do you work out?

[marthedge]

hit 0 for porknog

[BornToReachTheStars]

Please, Use With Caution xD

[taybo1993]

I see his pubes more every video.

[BuffleMuffle]

"The loving companionship of a lady person. 8-D

[raspackman]

did u just insult Chuck Norris? =O

(?)why is he better

cuz Chuck Norris is just like that

[drumsrule2112]

becoming vapourised by your handsome! love it, Old Spice wins the internet!

[TheRavingSexyBoy]

When Old Spice uses any Old Spice Bodywash the world explodes.

[retribute434]

LMFAO

[ki6eki]

LOL

[TheYuriBabe]

Damn, I wonder how long it takes for him to remember these random scripts! And he executes them so well! *Sigh* I'm in lurrrrrrrrv.

[motownazn]

Isaiah Mustafa will one day, generations later, reincarnate to become the New Old Spice Guy. If you think this is impossible then go buy Old Spice and wash yourself. You might just understand what this truly means. If not, at least you smell like this man.

[Rethir25]

@motownazn I wonder what New Spice would smell like. How stupid of me for wondering, I know it would smell like diamonds.

[robertsom]

F*ckin Autoplay bar

[MrBoteee]

I clicked this video just to listen to him say "Porknog"

[h3lblad3]

@MrBoteee

Me too. XD

[3t3rn4ldr34m1ng]

@MrBoteee me too

[zioz99]

is he stuck in that standing position?

[YOmama30255]

being vaporized by your handsome..

[Malganis85]

Her brain is now DIAMONDS

[DarkSigiles]

Love/romance portion of her brain becoming vaporized by your handome.. lol

[forgottenbeauty2]

Old Spice Man (Who is the hottest man on this 3/4ths water, 1/4 land planet) Would you please tell my friend Matt Aquino to ask me (Laura Rodriguez) out on a date? Although he is not you, I find him to be a prime example of manliness among other admirable traits. So PLEASE Old Spice Man, won't you do me this great favor?

[ParanoidToaster]

the lady person is now diamonds!

[Sam1232015]

a ladyperson :')

[ThatBoyArmy]

"love slash romance part of her brain becoming vaporized by your handsome" haha brilliant!

[tomasuki7]

OK i've watched like 25 of this guys videos and the more I watch, the more my brain seems to shrivel in pain. His words are like a dictionary or an encylopedia spitting and ranting at 50 WPMillisecond. So I'm going to stop now Old spice guy. Only because simply put, you have tired my logic, and I will not let that be governed by your genius.

[TheManGun1423]

@rlanningo927 chuck norris is going to round house kick you in the face till you die (ha like it would take more than one time)

[CharliePT93]

@TheManGun1423

chuck norris + megan fox = old spice guy

[RyleeWeekly]

@CharliePT93 That is incredibly true.

[salchipapa88]

dear old spice man, will using old spice body wash make me grow an unfathomable amount of man hairs on my chest?

[thewhitebrazilian]

19 people used too much, lost their loved ones, and thumbed this down :(

[StrickenMidnight]

Dear Old Spice Man,

Why do you have a camera... in your bathroom...?

[QQRoflFail]

@StrickenMidnight lmao! your comment made me laugh a lot.

[rockstarrocket]

Note to Old Spice Ad Men: MOVE ON. This reminds me of The Simpsons episode where Bart keeps saying, "I didn't do it" to try to get a comedy effect from the crowd. This is getting old. They are milking it and now these ads are not funny. First 2 were brilliant, but now it's just boring.

[darkzero550]

@rockstarrocket No.

[Biglittlericky2]

vaporized by handsome??? whos coming up with this stuff. it should be on a tv show!!!

[tronicjhon]

jajaj no entiendo lo que dices nose ingles!!

[HeyImBoschea]

Lol, the loving companionship of a lady person.

[dudewithalaptop]

"well, porknog" LMAO!!!!!!!

...dont you guys love the lines he makes on his forehead in all of his videos?

[Aleu]

lol a ladyperson

[watashikawakakui]

he's so yummy..i hope i could sleep with him,,..

[watashikawakakui]

my god he's so yummy..

[skib1234]

OK. Old Spice officially wins at marketing. Great ads, great interaction with the web peoples. Great understanding of their audience.

I wonder who did these ads for them?

[endoftheline1000]

@OldSpice Are you the most interesting man in the world?

[eliizme]

This was funny at first...But dude i think urr pushing the 15 min. Like on Sienfeld with the talking belly buttton voice, SO PLAYED! LA LA LA

[LadyGagaMonsterClub]

I only click this because he is really hot

[omfgpotato]

epic...

[slowplaysrs]

by your handsome lol

[LonesomePaleRider]

@OldSpice do you think you are more interesting than the Dos Equis man?

[mexbyluck]

LAKERS 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[yakkahDotCom]

I enjoyed the video none the less :] 

[Kyocera234]

man youtube must be raking in the money from this old spice shit. now they appear to be keeping this shit in the videos being watched right now on a loop.

[xEvann]

@Kyocera234 Actually, it would be Google making the money. Since Google owns YouTube.

[HappyKarma7]

So serious and funny at the same time

[gitr77]

lady-person lol

[dragonman0000001]

and they said red bull contains chuck norris urine

[matihas78]

awmg i had to print screen thise omg it was 4 of thise vid on being watched now. rooofl

[freakindecker]

@OldSpice question are u stanind in front of a green screen

[SpadeKing011]

This dude is cool

[DRsLiPkNoT87]

@Cowboysman621 Try Old Spice Body Wash and these videos become common sense

[yakkahDotCom]

thumbs up for this video

[desenagrator]

@yakkahDotCom you fail

[tpipen22]

Jesus saves from sin. God is good.

[tpipen22]

Check out my movies. Jesus is good. God is love.

[Herprcious]

I love this guy!

[FezzardLiger0]

Watch this video with the CC on its so funny

[rlanning0927]

old spice guy > chuck norris

[lenzomaniac]

@rlanning0927 DAMN YOU for posting this!

chuck norris is gonna kill you for posting this.and me for reading it!

i can almost feel the totally awesome pain of his roundhouse kick in my face!

[ottofan]

@rlanning0927 the "bigger than" sign isnt even enough to show how much more epic the old spice guy is :D

[Intel1502]

@rlanning0927 Everyone > Chuck Norris. However, everyone =/= old spice guy. Now, this picture of old spice guy to the power of muscle times the scent discombobulator of women = tiger. Look again, this picture is now diamonds.

[GEARHEADGUY92]

lady person hahahha

[xXSarahxCookiesXx]

Omg this fucking Old spice guy is a god!!!

[realdemoj]

this is amazeaballs

[gymjewel1]

how could 15 ppl not like this? haha its genious!!!!!

[BlitzedBitc]

Lady Person.

[princessskb]

LOLOL!

[Queengametime]

WTF ?!?!? hahaha eweeeee

[yakkahDotCom]

I liked this video, thank you.

[boombasticaudio]

LMAO EPIC!

[realguttaproductions]

old spice is for old men

[frau4bzna]

handsome!

[netkingvn]

download this song very good

and more song i will up later

[dragonworld2008]

Obama look a like =) he he he

[gab03223]

Dear Old Spice Man, Are you gay? LOL

[superm0nkey7]

@gab03223 how can someone gay have such a beastly voice that eminates testosterone?

[MrAbhimannue]

the rash in now diamonds

[nelzeus]

Look at your hand, now back out me. Porknog is now DIAMONDS!!!

[DR4M4JR]

**EVERYBoDY** CHECK oUT THA MUHH FUHH CHANNEL

oH N GooD SoNG LoL

[veggang]

i didn't look it up, you tube has it on my desk top you stupid little monkey'

[animics]

The way he said porknog is so damn sexy.

[LeFreeour]

Porknog asked How many times should I lather rinse and repeat? My wife says I'm gonna get a rash if I keep this up. Well Porknog you should count yourself lucky to have the loving companionship of a lady person. Please tell your wife that rashes are not a concern but using too much old spice body wash could result in her heart muscle exploding and the love/romance portion of her brain becoming vaporized by your (handsome/hand soap?) So please use with caution

[Danieltp3]

I wish my name was porknog

[JMEsLittleBro]

@Danieltp3 i was thinking the same thing

[babycee303]

a lady person lol

[senselesschaos]

@veggang kill yourself you racist why look up the vid if you dont like him you dumb fuck

[kevynspeed]

Dude should do a response for "Double Rainbow Guy"

[TheUndertakerSaysRIP]

I'm 16 and my nipples are bigger than his......... 

[chisp1210]

@TheUndertakerSaysRIP CONGRATULATIONS!

[sabaths1fan]

@TheUndertakerSaysRIP ummm great?

[1234gnrslash]

@TheUndertakerSaysRIP ooooook....

[nate2611]

@TheUndertakerSaysRIP what thaaaaa fuuuuuuck?

[dcfrezz]

gay!!!!!!!!

[kpitt1204]

Okay. I am convinced! I am going to get me some Old Spice body wash. I mean, I liked the smell as a kid, I always wanted my dad to wear Old Spice cologne and then he would let me wear just a little bit. Dad is gone, but Old Spice is here to remind me of how he smelled when I was a lad! Little things like that make me smile. Corny, but true.

[DJGrayMusic]

@kpitt1204

that is the same reason i use old spice. so i can have my dad's smell with me. no joke.

[BlushingMocha741]

@kpitt1204 Yes. Old Spice smells good. I know a guy who used it for 25 years and no matter how many times he washes you can still smell it. Sometimes certain scents makes us remember happier times.

[MrlhOise]

lol

[lolguygoeslol]

Dear Old spice Guy, how much Old Spice would I have to use to become as awesome as you?

[Cyrunix]

Old spice guy, does using Old spice make you an addict?

[ilvsasuke13]

lol the comments are funny



[skkygirl]

lol what?

[TicoVids]

Dear Old-Spice man, I Used old Spice then was on a flying horse...on my way to japan. Lets see you beat that ~Tico

[DirtyRichboy]

The Black Chuck Noris :D

[doublenono88]

@DirtyRichboy ROTFL! I 2nd that.

[Kimb2213]

shit! :D

[demondragon45]

dear old spice man Being quite a man of multitasking, would you ever consider playing a children's card game while riding that motorcycle of yours?

from demondragon45

[deadaim1891]

@demondragon45 hahahaha yes!

[4swordlink2]

@demondragon45 children's card game= yu-gi-oh much?

[ilvsasuke13]

@demondragon45 ya cardgames FTW ! :D

[Breeep]

@demondragon45 you are not funny, please consider shoving a 4 foot dildo up your asshole, faggot

[YugiohTeamXsX]

@Breeep Whats the big problem?I don't understand why his comment is making you so angry?

[demondragon45]

@YugiohTeamXsX well he's angry cause he has a 4 foot dildo shoved up his ass lolz

[demondragon45]

@Breeep ewww dude i don't want to know whats up your ass you sick bastard

[jakerawr101]

@demondragon45 t bad he stopped doing it

[Musicmatttheonly1]

@demondragon45 SHIT!

[ku42]

iv been using old spice since it came out and im sill not handsome :(

[BurlesqueCandy]

i cant not stare at his sexy abs.

[apateurescience]

Is it bad if i ingest old spice?

[Cyrunix]

@apateurescience lol dont drink it

[dontpanic1985]

"dear old spice man" if i use old spice daily will there be the great fresh aroma of greatness that comes in that bottle?

[GarlicPudding]

He's dead serious.

How many takes did it take to say this without laughing?

[hound138]

stupid

[KovaPeruna]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS STUFF :D

[MsJackanape]

ooohh old spice man ,':)

[SaulSaulsa]

I admire this man. haha